[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself
Chapter 51 The Tenant Goes to the Countryside
I woke up very early, and the time on my phone was only 06:30, and I couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.Just get up, tidy up the room, you will be away for seven days, come back and clean again.After washing up, I went downstairs to the living room. The quilts on the sofa were neatly folded, and the person sleeping on it disappeared.
The knight also got up so early?
I looked into the bathroom, and I was really brushing my teeth there. The blond young man with a foamy mouth caught a glimpse of me and waved at me with a toothbrush.so cute!I was accidentally attacked by the other party's [-]-point cuteness, I quickly looked away, turned around silently holding my heart, and left the questioning knight behind.
Sure enough, he got up too early, even Kakashi hadn't gotten up yet, did he cook his own breakfast, he didn't want to go into the kitchen at all.I made up my mind to go outside to buy breakfast, but I can't buy that much by myself, so I need to find someone to help.When passing by Kakashi's room, the door just opened, and the person walking in had long straight black hair. I was startled, and thought it was the young version of Itachi who came out of Kakashi's room, okay?
Let Ningci wear black colored contact lenses, and add nasolabial law lines on both sides of the nose, will he look like Brother Itachi!It's just a reduced version, and Hokage hasn't reached the plot of Shippuden yet.I started to have a good impression of Neji when he helped Naruto chase Sasuke. He faced an opponent like a big spider. At that time, I really thought he was so handsome.
Although the early stage was a bit high and cold, he became a good brother later on.
Live well, as the twelve little strong.
I took the initiative to start the topic: "Good morning, did you have a lot of whispers with Kakashi last night! He came a while before you, and you can ask him if you don't understand anything."
Ning Ci: "...Well, although I don't think men have anything to whisper about."
"That's right, that, I'm going to buy everyone's breakfast later, can you go with me?"
"Okay." He agreed with prudent words like gold.
After Ning Ci finished washing and tied up his long hair, he was about to go out in his thin clothes, and asked me why I didn't go out.I ran to the vacant room to look through my clothes, found the trousers and down jacket and handed them to Ningci, I said, "It's cold outside, it's below zero."
"Thank you."
After Ning Ci changed his clothes, he went out. The weather forecast said that it would snow soon, but he didn't know if it was true. Although he was afraid of the cold, he was still looking forward to the snow.Hey, if Aisha is still here, she can have a snowball fight in minutes.Walking through the streets and alleys to the snack street, I don’t know who sprinkled water on the road, and a thin ice surface formed on the ground, and I slipped and flew up.
Ning Ci quickly grabbed my arm, unexpectedly his foot slipped too, hey!There is no reason to fall even if there is help!
After all, it was a ninja. Neji held me with one hand and used the other hand to support me on the ice before falling. After stabilizing his body, he turned over neatly to avoid the icy area.
"Wow!"
When I heard the child's shocked voice, Neji and I looked back at the same time, and saw the boy with a snotty nose admiringly, full of a sense of anticipation for my brother to show it again.Don't be exposed, I jumped out of Ningci's arms, and I grabbed his hand and ran away.There was also a conversation between the child and his mother who came behind him.
"Mom, I just saw a brother doing somersaults on the ice with his sister in his arms! That brother just pushed his hands to the ground like this, it's amazing!"
"...Your mother, why can't I imagine that scene? I'm going to buy vegetables, and I won't buy you Spiderman toys if you run around again."
"No! Buy it, buy it!"
I didn't stop until I had run far away, took a few breaths and looked behind me, at this moment there was a twitch in the palm of my hand.Only then did I notice that I had been holding Ning Ci's hand for quite a long time, he withdrew his hand a little uncomfortably, and then, help me blushed too!I was so ashamed that I covered the lower half of my face with a scarf. I wanted to say something when my grandpa called.
Grandpa, you played too timely!
After the phone call ended, the little embarrassment between Ning Ci and I was gone, and my grandfather and I also explained the situation on my side. There must be not enough rooms on his side.Wait till you get there before making plans.
When He Ning Ci went to the breakfast shop to pack breakfast, the proprietress came over with a smile, "You two sisters bought so much, are you finished?"
Neji: "..."
Suppressing my laugh, I packed my bags and laughed: "No, he's a boy."
The proprietress was surprised: "Hey, that's a really good-looking boy. Did he wear colored contact lenses? Now boys also wear these things."
"Fashion, hahahaha." I am very grateful for the invention of colored contact lenses.
After returning with Ning Ci, everyone woke up. These people are really nice, and they have free breakfast when they wake up.I'm used to Yetu eating breakfast, but the new knight and Neji are still black lines.When Kagura's claws were about to reach for Neji's plate, Kakashi quickly picked up Neji's plate, and said, "Neji, eat with your back to them."
Ning Ci: "..." Why do you have to work so hard just for a meal.
I also want to remind Xia Ke to be careful of being robbed of breakfast, but the food on Xia Ke's plate has long since disappeared. He was drinking milk, met my gaze, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"...you eat so fast?"
"Anyway, I've been in Meteor Street. Seeing them like this, I feel like I'm back in the time of grabbing food. I dare not neglect."
"..."
Kagura Kamui, did you two hear that, people thought you two were so hungry that you walked out of Meteor Street.
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At noon, the uncle driver came to pick up people in his car, but his car had only six seats except the driver, a co-pilot, and two rows of seats at the back.There is room for two in the front and three in the back.
The car, which was still ample, has become a bit embarrassing due to the addition of Neji and Xia Ke.This car does not have a trunk, and everyone's luggage is piled up on the aisle in the car, which means that there is no way to add a small bench to sit on the aisle.The uncle driver asked us to discuss it ourselves, so he went to make a phone call first.
So the few of us looked at each other in blank dismay, and I counted, counting me, there are seven people in total, six seats, so there is one person who can't sit.There is no expressway in the township at all, and halfway through the drive, you have to get off the expressway and then change routes. It takes nearly five hours to drive.
Kagura picked her nostrils: "Of course let Neji and the knight guess Alu, we are veterans, so we won't give up our seats to newcomers."
You're being too brazen, but both Hijikata and Kamui agree.Speaking of which, Hijikata is indeed a veteran.
Chapter 2 is here.Kakashi couldn't beat them by one vote, and in the end they could only let them guess punches.
Tufang said with a cigarette in his mouth, "The loser should sit on the roof of the car."
I sighed: "Don't bully newcomers, you and Kagura are getting worse. Speaking of which, in my hometown, especially in front of grandma, don't smoke with this image, it's too weird."
Tu Fang clicked his tongue and turned his back. When the uncle came back from the phone call and asked how the discussion was going, the knight had already lost the game.Then, except for Ning Ci and me, all the tenants made gestures of invitation to the knight, and said in unison: "Please get on the roof."
Knight: "..."
Me: "Why Kakashi, you started to bully newcomers too!"
Kakashi suddenly realized: "Ah, I followed this action without knowing it. Neji, don't learn from me."
In the end we squeezed into the same car, and because the passenger seat has more space, Kagura sat there and hugged me.Because among the people here, I am the smallest in size.
So why was I the one who struggled in the end!Although I know that Kagura is a girl, but my body is a real man, my heart is so tired.I curled up on Kagura's lap and sighed heavily looking out the window.Soon the car drove out of the city and got on the highway. During the period, I received a call from my mother. When I heard the sweet voice of my brother on the phone, I felt much better~
However, the really scary things start after getting off the highway.
There is only a section of the highway, and the remaining three-quarters of the road are rugged and steep mountain roads. Although many bad roads have been repaired in recent years, it is still relatively difficult to drive. The car starts to bump wildly when driving fast.Speeding on the muddy road, the tenants in the car were shaking and shaking, I glanced back, and there seemed to be something wrong with Tufang's expression.
Sitting next to him is the knight, do you want the knight to take care of him?
I haven't made a sound yet, holding my Kagura can't do it anymore, I suddenly opened the car window, poking my head out, a mosaic sprayed out of my mouth.
"Ouch~~Wow~~~*&...%¥#)&#!"
"Hey! Kagura, are you okay!"
"There are tissues here." The very calm driver uncle handed me a box of tissues.
I hurriedly took out a paper and handed it to Kagura, but the hair was not smooth here, and suddenly, I heard the sound of vomiting again in the car.The corner of my mouth twitched and I looked back, a row of black lines slid down my forehead.Tufang bent down and sprayed a big puddle on the crotch of the knight. Suddenly, there was a strange gasping sound in the car.
However, before it was quiet for a long time, Tu Fang vomited again, and Xia Ke's crotch suffered a second attack, and I saw that Xia Ke's entire face was black.
"Stop, stop!!!" I yelled to stop in horror.
The uncle driver saw the situation in the rearview mirror, and immediately turned the steering wheel to find a place to stop the car, and Hijikata and Kagura rushed out of the car to vomit.But Xia Ke's crotch was covered with a pile of mosaics, I tremblingly took out a tissue and handed it to him.
The knight who was silent for a long time said, "I can..."
I immediately retorted: "Don't kill Tufang!"
Knight: "That's not impossible, I just want to change a pair of pants, please wait for me."
I hurriedly said: "You are always welcome!"
He took out the suitcase and found his pants, and the knight took his things and headed for the woods.I crossed myself and shouted Amen, luckily I didn't spit on Shining.
When the two men were comfortable with vomiting, the knight also changed his pants and came back, but he didn't lose the pants.He handed the trousers to Tu Fang, and the man who wiped his mouth gave a pause, "What are you doing, boy."
Knight: "I don't need to be responsible for the troubles I caused, sex change police."
Tufang: "Be careful, I'll spit all over you again!"
Uncle Fourteen, you have completely become a rascal!
The uncle driver saw that everyone was almost done, and got in the car again, but the knight didn't want to sit with Tufang anymore.
Xia Ke: "Which of you wants to sit with the suckling pig police?"
Kakashi and Neji avoided their eyes, and the fearless Kamui also looked out of the car window, and even Daimao turned around, how disgusted it was.I had a headache and said, "That's either, you will be hugged by Kagura, and I will sit next to Uncle Fourteen."
The knight nodded, the knight actually nodded!Would rather be held in the arms of Kagura!
Kagura squinted: "Hey, have you taken a fancy to this queen, so you did this on purpose, just want to sit in the queen's arms!"
Hero: "...You have a Barbie figure, what am I greedy for?" As if thinking of something, the blond young man smiled brightly, and suggested: "Well, you sit with Tufang, and I will hold Julie in front of you. Let's go~"
Seeing my frightened look, Kagura patted his leg cheerfully: "Come on, the queen will grant you, come and sit on my lap!"
Xia Ke suddenly regretted the change of position, and said awkwardly: "Sure enough, I'd better find a car by myself."
"What are you shy about! This queen doesn't care about it! Hurry up!" Saying this, Kagura grabbed her with a big hand, and the knight sat on her lap with a dull expression.
We in the back seat: "...Pfft!"
This is probably not to die.
The knight also got up so early?
I looked into the bathroom, and I was really brushing my teeth there. The blond young man with a foamy mouth caught a glimpse of me and waved at me with a toothbrush.so cute!I was accidentally attacked by the other party's [-]-point cuteness, I quickly looked away, turned around silently holding my heart, and left the questioning knight behind.
Sure enough, he got up too early, even Kakashi hadn't gotten up yet, did he cook his own breakfast, he didn't want to go into the kitchen at all.I made up my mind to go outside to buy breakfast, but I can't buy that much by myself, so I need to find someone to help.When passing by Kakashi's room, the door just opened, and the person walking in had long straight black hair. I was startled, and thought it was the young version of Itachi who came out of Kakashi's room, okay?
Let Ningci wear black colored contact lenses, and add nasolabial law lines on both sides of the nose, will he look like Brother Itachi!It's just a reduced version, and Hokage hasn't reached the plot of Shippuden yet.I started to have a good impression of Neji when he helped Naruto chase Sasuke. He faced an opponent like a big spider. At that time, I really thought he was so handsome.
Although the early stage was a bit high and cold, he became a good brother later on.
Live well, as the twelve little strong.
I took the initiative to start the topic: "Good morning, did you have a lot of whispers with Kakashi last night! He came a while before you, and you can ask him if you don't understand anything."
Ning Ci: "...Well, although I don't think men have anything to whisper about."
"That's right, that, I'm going to buy everyone's breakfast later, can you go with me?"
"Okay." He agreed with prudent words like gold.
After Ning Ci finished washing and tied up his long hair, he was about to go out in his thin clothes, and asked me why I didn't go out.I ran to the vacant room to look through my clothes, found the trousers and down jacket and handed them to Ningci, I said, "It's cold outside, it's below zero."
"Thank you."
After Ning Ci changed his clothes, he went out. The weather forecast said that it would snow soon, but he didn't know if it was true. Although he was afraid of the cold, he was still looking forward to the snow.Hey, if Aisha is still here, she can have a snowball fight in minutes.Walking through the streets and alleys to the snack street, I don’t know who sprinkled water on the road, and a thin ice surface formed on the ground, and I slipped and flew up.
Ning Ci quickly grabbed my arm, unexpectedly his foot slipped too, hey!There is no reason to fall even if there is help!
After all, it was a ninja. Neji held me with one hand and used the other hand to support me on the ice before falling. After stabilizing his body, he turned over neatly to avoid the icy area.
"Wow!"
When I heard the child's shocked voice, Neji and I looked back at the same time, and saw the boy with a snotty nose admiringly, full of a sense of anticipation for my brother to show it again.Don't be exposed, I jumped out of Ningci's arms, and I grabbed his hand and ran away.There was also a conversation between the child and his mother who came behind him.
"Mom, I just saw a brother doing somersaults on the ice with his sister in his arms! That brother just pushed his hands to the ground like this, it's amazing!"
"...Your mother, why can't I imagine that scene? I'm going to buy vegetables, and I won't buy you Spiderman toys if you run around again."
"No! Buy it, buy it!"
I didn't stop until I had run far away, took a few breaths and looked behind me, at this moment there was a twitch in the palm of my hand.Only then did I notice that I had been holding Ning Ci's hand for quite a long time, he withdrew his hand a little uncomfortably, and then, help me blushed too!I was so ashamed that I covered the lower half of my face with a scarf. I wanted to say something when my grandpa called.
Grandpa, you played too timely!
After the phone call ended, the little embarrassment between Ning Ci and I was gone, and my grandfather and I also explained the situation on my side. There must be not enough rooms on his side.Wait till you get there before making plans.
When He Ning Ci went to the breakfast shop to pack breakfast, the proprietress came over with a smile, "You two sisters bought so much, are you finished?"
Neji: "..."
Suppressing my laugh, I packed my bags and laughed: "No, he's a boy."
The proprietress was surprised: "Hey, that's a really good-looking boy. Did he wear colored contact lenses? Now boys also wear these things."
"Fashion, hahahaha." I am very grateful for the invention of colored contact lenses.
After returning with Ning Ci, everyone woke up. These people are really nice, and they have free breakfast when they wake up.I'm used to Yetu eating breakfast, but the new knight and Neji are still black lines.When Kagura's claws were about to reach for Neji's plate, Kakashi quickly picked up Neji's plate, and said, "Neji, eat with your back to them."
Ning Ci: "..." Why do you have to work so hard just for a meal.
I also want to remind Xia Ke to be careful of being robbed of breakfast, but the food on Xia Ke's plate has long since disappeared. He was drinking milk, met my gaze, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"...you eat so fast?"
"Anyway, I've been in Meteor Street. Seeing them like this, I feel like I'm back in the time of grabbing food. I dare not neglect."
"..."
Kagura Kamui, did you two hear that, people thought you two were so hungry that you walked out of Meteor Street.
■
At noon, the uncle driver came to pick up people in his car, but his car had only six seats except the driver, a co-pilot, and two rows of seats at the back.There is room for two in the front and three in the back.
The car, which was still ample, has become a bit embarrassing due to the addition of Neji and Xia Ke.This car does not have a trunk, and everyone's luggage is piled up on the aisle in the car, which means that there is no way to add a small bench to sit on the aisle.The uncle driver asked us to discuss it ourselves, so he went to make a phone call first.
So the few of us looked at each other in blank dismay, and I counted, counting me, there are seven people in total, six seats, so there is one person who can't sit.There is no expressway in the township at all, and halfway through the drive, you have to get off the expressway and then change routes. It takes nearly five hours to drive.
Kagura picked her nostrils: "Of course let Neji and the knight guess Alu, we are veterans, so we won't give up our seats to newcomers."
You're being too brazen, but both Hijikata and Kamui agree.Speaking of which, Hijikata is indeed a veteran.
Chapter 2 is here.Kakashi couldn't beat them by one vote, and in the end they could only let them guess punches.
Tufang said with a cigarette in his mouth, "The loser should sit on the roof of the car."
I sighed: "Don't bully newcomers, you and Kagura are getting worse. Speaking of which, in my hometown, especially in front of grandma, don't smoke with this image, it's too weird."
Tu Fang clicked his tongue and turned his back. When the uncle came back from the phone call and asked how the discussion was going, the knight had already lost the game.Then, except for Ning Ci and me, all the tenants made gestures of invitation to the knight, and said in unison: "Please get on the roof."
Knight: "..."
Me: "Why Kakashi, you started to bully newcomers too!"
Kakashi suddenly realized: "Ah, I followed this action without knowing it. Neji, don't learn from me."
In the end we squeezed into the same car, and because the passenger seat has more space, Kagura sat there and hugged me.Because among the people here, I am the smallest in size.
So why was I the one who struggled in the end!Although I know that Kagura is a girl, but my body is a real man, my heart is so tired.I curled up on Kagura's lap and sighed heavily looking out the window.Soon the car drove out of the city and got on the highway. During the period, I received a call from my mother. When I heard the sweet voice of my brother on the phone, I felt much better~
However, the really scary things start after getting off the highway.
There is only a section of the highway, and the remaining three-quarters of the road are rugged and steep mountain roads. Although many bad roads have been repaired in recent years, it is still relatively difficult to drive. The car starts to bump wildly when driving fast.Speeding on the muddy road, the tenants in the car were shaking and shaking, I glanced back, and there seemed to be something wrong with Tufang's expression.
Sitting next to him is the knight, do you want the knight to take care of him?
I haven't made a sound yet, holding my Kagura can't do it anymore, I suddenly opened the car window, poking my head out, a mosaic sprayed out of my mouth.
"Ouch~~Wow~~~*&...%¥#)&#!"
"Hey! Kagura, are you okay!"
"There are tissues here." The very calm driver uncle handed me a box of tissues.
I hurriedly took out a paper and handed it to Kagura, but the hair was not smooth here, and suddenly, I heard the sound of vomiting again in the car.The corner of my mouth twitched and I looked back, a row of black lines slid down my forehead.Tufang bent down and sprayed a big puddle on the crotch of the knight. Suddenly, there was a strange gasping sound in the car.
However, before it was quiet for a long time, Tu Fang vomited again, and Xia Ke's crotch suffered a second attack, and I saw that Xia Ke's entire face was black.
"Stop, stop!!!" I yelled to stop in horror.
The uncle driver saw the situation in the rearview mirror, and immediately turned the steering wheel to find a place to stop the car, and Hijikata and Kagura rushed out of the car to vomit.But Xia Ke's crotch was covered with a pile of mosaics, I tremblingly took out a tissue and handed it to him.
The knight who was silent for a long time said, "I can..."
I immediately retorted: "Don't kill Tufang!"
Knight: "That's not impossible, I just want to change a pair of pants, please wait for me."
I hurriedly said: "You are always welcome!"
He took out the suitcase and found his pants, and the knight took his things and headed for the woods.I crossed myself and shouted Amen, luckily I didn't spit on Shining.
When the two men were comfortable with vomiting, the knight also changed his pants and came back, but he didn't lose the pants.He handed the trousers to Tu Fang, and the man who wiped his mouth gave a pause, "What are you doing, boy."
Knight: "I don't need to be responsible for the troubles I caused, sex change police."
Tufang: "Be careful, I'll spit all over you again!"
Uncle Fourteen, you have completely become a rascal!
The uncle driver saw that everyone was almost done, and got in the car again, but the knight didn't want to sit with Tufang anymore.
Xia Ke: "Which of you wants to sit with the suckling pig police?"
Kakashi and Neji avoided their eyes, and the fearless Kamui also looked out of the car window, and even Daimao turned around, how disgusted it was.I had a headache and said, "That's either, you will be hugged by Kagura, and I will sit next to Uncle Fourteen."
The knight nodded, the knight actually nodded!Would rather be held in the arms of Kagura!
Kagura squinted: "Hey, have you taken a fancy to this queen, so you did this on purpose, just want to sit in the queen's arms!"
Hero: "...You have a Barbie figure, what am I greedy for?" As if thinking of something, the blond young man smiled brightly, and suggested: "Well, you sit with Tufang, and I will hold Julie in front of you. Let's go~"
Seeing my frightened look, Kagura patted his leg cheerfully: "Come on, the queen will grant you, come and sit on my lap!"
Xia Ke suddenly regretted the change of position, and said awkwardly: "Sure enough, I'd better find a car by myself."
"What are you shy about! This queen doesn't care about it! Hurry up!" Saying this, Kagura grabbed her with a big hand, and the knight sat on her lap with a dull expression.
We in the back seat: "...Pfft!"
This is probably not to die.
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