[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

When I saw that Kagura couldn't fit my father's clothes no matter how I wore them, and Hijikata couldn't fit my clothes no matter how I wore them, I finally decided to accompany them to go shopping for clothes.Because he wears thick clothes in winter, it doesn't matter if he doesn't wear a bra, and he himself resists it, even if he is threatened that his breasts will sag, he will not wear it.

Because it was a purposeful shopping trip, only me, Shinpachi and the two parties involved went shopping. Shining and the others had a great time playing Doudizhu in the living room. Ever since I taught them Doudizhu, Shining seems to be a bit addicted .After all, if I was like him and always started with a bunch of good cards, and all hands had king bombs or bombs, I would also fall in love with Doudizhu.

Sauron lost the most, followed by Kakashi. The faces of these two people will be painted into abstract paintings by the King of Heroes, while the Queen is quietly knitting scarves on the side. After Winning wins, she will happily ask Elsa. Which part of their faces is painted with one stroke.When did the two kings become so harmonious? What's wrong?

Ah, I really can't bear to look at Zoro's face.

Because there are quite a lot of people on New Year’s Day holiday, I imagined the scene of the bus being overcrowded, so I wisely chose to take a taxi.Let Kagura sit in the co-pilot, and the three of us sat in the back. When the driver saw Kagura's size, he thought she was engaged in weightlifting or boxing competitions, but Kagura actually talked nonsense with him in a serious manner.

It's worthy of being brought out by Yinshi, with a set of tricks.

Hijikata sat between Shinpachi and me, his fat body was wrapped in cotton clothes, his whole body was like a ball, his face was white and fat, and the two braids looked more and more beautiful.Wait, why are you obsessed with braiding!If you just get a ponytail, there will be a lot less slots.

"Uncle Fourteen, why did you choose a ponytail?" When I asked this, Xinba put his ear to him with a gossip, even though he pretended not to be very interested.

Tu Fang squinted at me, and said seriously: "The braid looks harmless to humans and animals and is very pure. It is suitable for covering up the hostility of my ghost's deputy chief."

Ever since you turned into this suckling pig, you haven't had the breath of the deputy chief, okay? I choked on his appearance, and the corner of my mouth twitched and asked: "Are you serious?"

Tu Fang: "You are still young, so you don't know the beauty of twist braids."

Hearing what he said, Shinpachi and I tacitly turned our eyes to the scenery outside the window.

When I arrived at the shopping mall, I went to pick out men’s clothing for Kagura, but I didn’t know what my goddess was thinking, so I went to the swimwear shop as soon as I came, and all I saw were fresh and girly girls’ styles, and now she wears them The swimsuit is exactly Nezha in One Hundred Thousand Whys!After finally dragging Kagura out of the store, I found that Hijikata was missing.

Shinpachi grabbed Kagura desperately, and suddenly, he pointed at an international brand clothing store with wide eyes: "Oh my God! What the hell is that policeman thinking! He ran to look at the suits, hey!"

Looking around, I can only see the short and fat village flowers in front of all the exquisite men's suits. If you look like you before, you will definitely look handsome, but now please respect the reality, okay? !The waiter in the store was very patient, and accompanied the earthworker to look at all kinds of things, and answered every question. As soon as I walked over, I heard the waiter ask a word.

"Excuse me, are you choosing a suit for your boyfriend?"

"I'll give it to myself..." Just as he started talking, Tufang paused, his face pale.

The waiter was dumbfounded, and repeated: "For yourself?"

"No, I bought it for my husband. It's like this, ahem, I'm very sorry, my husband is very handsome, he is a policeman, and he is usually very busy with official duties. Seeing how hard he is, I want to buy a suit as a gift. Give it to him." Tufang said nonsense solemnly, and under my horrified gaze, he took out his previous license from the little lady bag he was carrying, and acted like a good wife while talking.

How brazen is this man!What the hell is going on with falsely claiming to be her husband with my previous license, and constantly boasting about myself!face!

"Ahahaha, I'm sorry, this is my sister-in-law. She has some mental problems. I'm causing you trouble!"

Unable to watch Hijikata directing and acting in embarrassment any longer, I grabbed the fat girl and ran out of the shop.Xinbachu scolded the two of them like a housekeeper, letting them accept the reality and live in the present.People in Gintama have a super unreliable side no matter how old they are, sometimes even worse than children.

I ended up buying the two of them ordinary styles they could wear, and of course, mayonnaise and snacks.

When we went back, the sky cleared up, and the warm winter sun peeked out from the clouds, casting a faint soft light. Kagura put the cotton coat and hat on a little uncomfortable, but she could tell that she was in a good mood.

"The sun is out, Aru! It's been gloomy these days, shall we go back?"

"It's nothing, it's not very far anyway, but it doesn't matter if you didn't come out with an umbrella?" I looked at the big muscular man bouncing in front of me, and I was a little worried.

"There are hats and gloves, so I can't get out of the sun!"

Kagura, who was carrying all the purchased items, happily looked like a giant sparrow, and looked at her and felt her mood improved.The four of us walked through the trail from a crowded place, which was quiet and comfortable.

I don't know what the guys who went back are doing now.

"Yeah, who is Julie?"

A clear and warm voice sounded from the wall around us. All four of us looked up in surprise. Against the light, there was a braided young man sitting on the wall with a smile on his face. umbrella.The time and place were just right, and the person was just right, and I was flashed by the other party's face value for a moment, but before I could react, Kagura came over with a slightly trembling voice.

"……elder brother."

[Character: Shenwei Keywords: Angel face, devil heart, squinting eyes, cute eyes, silly hairy, loves to fight, bandage control, likes to put favorite things to taste at the end, do whatever you want, has the same personality as a cosmic garbage dump Stomach pouch, I don’t know if I will inherit my father’s baldness]

Hijikata was stunned for a moment when Kagura pronounced the address. He looked at the people on the wall and said in astonishment, "You have an older brother, who looks quite kind."

Shinpachi pulled us back a few steps warily, and a row of black lines slid down his face: "Don't be fooled by the appearance, Mr. Hichikata, the chrysanthemums are also pretty, but who would have thought that they have such an evil meaning! "

Shinpachi, you are enough, don't misinterpret chrysanthemums!

The dumb hair on Kamui's head swayed, and his lowered blue eyes swept across us, and finally his gaze stayed on Kagura, and he smiled and said, "Are you Julie?"

I:"……"

Kagura: "I am your sister Kagura Aru! You are blind!"

Shenwei was a little surprised and opened his mouth into a zero shape: "I don't remember that I have a younger brother who is stronger than a bodybuilder. Although my younger sister is weak, she still looks passable."

"Open your dog eyes and see clearly! You haven't settled with you for what happened in Yoshihara last time! I'm going to wake you up, you prodigal son!"

Having said that, Kagura became violent, and threw several bags of things in his hands towards the people above. Kamui squinted his eyes while holding the umbrella, and shot with a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.With a bang, Kagura's head hit the electric pole, the bags were all torn, and the bought things scattered like flowers from a goddess.

"Hey! Kagura!" Shinpachi hurried over to help him.

Hijikata and I stood in the front to prevent Kamui from moving forward. Hijikata glanced back at Kagura, whose head was swollen, and said in black, "What's the matter with them? Are they really biological? Even if the younger sister becomes a younger brother, I should Accept it frankly, instead of getting angry and hitting people. Uncle policeman will not allow this kind of thing to happen!"

"No, not all brothers and sisters are harmonious, Uncle Fourteen, this has nothing to do with sex change."

"Tsk, trouble, it's really not easy to meddle in other people's housework. But, that elder brother and younger sister over there are not for bullying. Don't take a step closer." Tufang said a lot, shaking the fat on his face. If it's cool, his sharp little eyes stared at Kamui, but just as he took a handsome step forward, he stepped on the mayonnaise and fell to the ground.

Everyone: "..."

Are you really here to be funny? This policeman!

Tufang immediately got up from the ground, pretended to cough a few times, and continued to maintain the appearance just now, as if the scene just now had never happened.

"Don't just take that fitness trainer as someone else's younger sister, you fat pig girl." Shenwei tilted her head and smiled.

"Damn it, why does this guy smile so badly?" Hijikata yelled angrily.

"Could it be that you are Julie?" Kamui looked at Hijikata in surprise, with an innocent expression on his face.

"..." I didn't know how to answer the question while watching the whole process. Hey, why didn't you guess that I was the one!In your eyes, what image should I have as a landlord?

Seeing Shinpachi help Kagura up, in order to prevent the two brothers and sisters from fighting again, I raised my hand and said, "I'm Julie, your landlord! You'll be staying at my house during this time, you know the rules, right?" , If you kill me, you won’t be able to return to the original world.” Although everyone who crosses over will be reminded by the Great God, I’d better remind you of Shenwei, hey, another messy guy .

Finally looking at me, Shenwei curled his lips and smiled lightly: "What about the landlord who is so unremarkable, please give me your advice."

This guy is really shabby, looking at Kagura gnashing his teeth over there, I couldn't help reminding: "Well, Kamui, she is indeed your sister Kagura, if she is fake, she will be replaced by a child without deception. ten."

Kamui: "..."

Kagura: "That's right! You stupid brother! Can't you even recognize your own sister! You deserve 170! When you grow up, you will definitely be bald like Smelly Daddy!"

Kamui: "...No, I don't have a sister like King Kong Barbie."