[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Sauron could fill a basket with all the wine jars he had drunk, but he was still not a little drunk. Speaking of which, when would he go back.It's not that I don't want him to continue living here, it's just that he still shoulders the burden of spoilers. Shouldn't he go back until the top of the war?That's a fart!Ace's body is so cold!

This supper lasted until after eleven o'clock in the evening. When it was time to pay the bill, Sauron said he was going to the toilet. In order to prevent him from getting lost, I asked Shinpachi to watch him.However, after I settled the bill, the only one waiting for us was Shinpachi with a panicked face, and he was just about to speak with self-blame.I nodded in understanding and asked directly.

"Where did you get lost?"

Xinba has a black line on his face: "I just went to the toilet, and when I came out, I didn't see Mr. Sauron. I clearly agreed and settled it, and I was waiting at the door of the public toilet."

Fatty Hijikata clicked his tongue and said, "How stupid am I in another world? It's already reached the point of utter misery."

No, Hijikata, Zoro doesn't want to admit that he is you from another world at all, just sharing voice actors!A group of us walked out of the supper stall and came to a relatively empty street. I checked the time on my phone and hoped that Sauron would figure it out by himself, so I might as well have another supper.Uncle Pi has also gone back, it would be difficult to find Sauron without him.

Aisha: "Why don't you disperse and find people?"

"This is more troublesome, and it doesn't make much sense to look around like this. What if he returns to his own world." Tufang took out another cigarette and put it in his mouth, but he didn't light it.This picture is really hurtful.

"Hmph, it's fine if you don't want to look for it. Fat women are always too lazy to exercise. Aren't you very smart! Use your nose to smell it!" Kagura picked his nostrils and looked at the pretending someone.

Hijikata got angry: "That's a police dog, not me! You are as bad as Sougo!"

"If you are looking for someone, I can help." Kakashi, who had put on his mask back at this time, said from the side.

A flash of inspiration passed, yes, Kakashi's psychic beast is a dog!Then finding someone must be a piece of cake, I said sincerely with staring eyes: "Please Kakashi!"

The talkative Kakashi nodded with his head on the chili oil. He pulled out the scroll, cut his finger with the Kunai hidden in the ninja bag, and summoned Parker very handsomely.Parker looked at the people surrounding it, and the old god said, "You didn't summon me out for supper, did you?"

I'm sorry, I only called you out after eating, so I still need to find someone to work.

"Since you're looking for someone, at least give me something related to him." Parker said resignedly.

Kakashi looked at me, and I looked at Shinpachi. Shinpachi had just been in contact with Zoro, so it should be somewhat like him.Parker walked up to Shinpachi and smelled it, and then said calmly: "It's too weak, there are so many mixed smells here, and there are many people with a mixture of sweat and alcohol, it's not enough to pinpoint a certain one."

The smell on Sauron's body has been dissected by you, okay?But it is true that this area is full of night markets, and the taste is very chaotic.But where can I find Sauron's personal strong-smelling things? I was worried, and Kagura pushed Hijikata in front of Parker.

Kagura: "Aren't tax thieves and Sauron symbiotic, smelling him is like smelling Sauron."

Shinpachi: "What's the matter! Have you risen from a parallel world to a symbiosis! Mr. Hijikata and Mr. Zoro are two people, okay?"

Parker really went to smell it, then turned his head with a look of disgust, coughed and said, "It's all about the smell of mayonnaise and smoke, and there's also a hint of suckling pig smell in it."

The two braids of Tufang flew up angrily, "Can I kill this dog!"

Shinpachi hurried to stop the person, but Kakashi went to the stall that hadn't been cleaned up just now and took back the bowls and chopsticks that Zoro had used. Parker sniffed and ran away.Kakashi said: "I'll go find it, you guys wait here."

Shinpachi and I showed gratified eyes: "Sure enough, being with a reliable person is so happy."

I thought that as long as I found Sauron, I would be fine, but before I let go of my hanging heart, Tufang suddenly squatted on the ground with an ugly expression, without a cigarette in his mouth.Seeing the lumps of earth, I hurried over to ask him what was wrong.Tufang's face was ashen, and after a while his face turned pale, and sweat dripped from his face one by one.

Hey, this is too serious!Is it poisoned?

Tufang clutched his stomach, and said with great difficulty: "Xiao, Ye, poisonous!"

As soon as he finished speaking, we looked at him so bluntly after eating supper without any problems, and felt the eyes of the crowd who didn't understand. Looks okay."

Shinpachi: "No, that, Mr. Hijikata, you just ate your stomach badly. If it's poisonous, don't mention us, those other customers have already been tricked."

Me: "Yes, everyone eats the same."

Earth Fang: "No! Then why am I the only one like this!"

I suddenly thought of the saying about waste oil. Although it is hard to say whether it is true or not, my parents have always told me to eat less supper outside, and it is the safest and hygienic to start a fire at home.When I was in junior high school, I liked to eat cold salad and all kinds of spicy soup, and I always had diarrhea, but the frequency of diarrhea became less and less.

"Maybe, Uncle Fourteen, your stomach is as delicate as a flower, so let's compromise." I said seriously.

"Damn it! The things here are obviously not clean! Speaking of which, why are you all fine? Those who are still eating are fine!" Hijikata, who was sweating profusely, became so abnormal that he couldn't look directly at him.

Me: "Oh, because I'm used to eating, I have a hard stomach. My king didn't eat it, and Queen Aisha ate less. Kakashi was snatched away by Kagura before he took a few bites. It’s made of steel, so it’s probably fine.”

Shinpachi: "I'm fine because I ate my sister's eggs."

Kagura: "I've eaten everything that expired, these are scum, and Yetu's stomach is as broad and profound as the universe!"

Tufang said he didn't want to talk to us anymore, he could hardly squat because of the pain, so we can't delay here.There is a clinic nearby, but the big hospital is too far away.I quickly said to Shinpachi: "Kagura and I will send Uncle Fourteen to the hospital. After Kakashi comes back with Zoro, you should go back first. Have you brought the spare key with you?"

"Take it, take him to the hospital quickly."

When Kagura was about to go to Fudokata, the stubborn Deputy Oni said that he didn't need a woman to help him, and he wanted to walk to the clinic step by step by himself.How long would it take for him to get to the hospital with his snail crawling and trembling legs? He might be tortured to death by his stomach halfway.Kagura snorted, and directly carried the earthwork away in the princess's arms, and said to me: "Julie leads the way!"

Completely tortured by the stomachache, the vice-head of Oni, who rolled his eyes, couldn't resist, and could only be humiliated by the princess and took him all the way to the hospital.In fact, it's okay, anyway, now his skin is a fat girl, and Kagura is a tough guy!

When he arrived at the clinic, Hijikata was just put down by Kagura, and he rushed to the toilet like a ghost, and crackled in the toilet of the small clinic that was not soundproof. I think if he was seen by the team members like this, he probably wouldn’t look good. up.

Kagura tilted his head and looked in the direction of the toilet, complaining, "Did he set off firecrackers in the toilet?"

Sorry Hijikata, I laughed out loud.

After putting it in the toilet several times in a row, Tufang came out with a haggard face, and the doctor gave him a prescription.Seeing him like this, Kagura comforted him: "It's okay, sister Hijikata, you must have lost a few pounds after the big baptism just now, Aru."

Hijikata no longer had the strength to complain. When I came out of the clinic, I was carrying the medicine. Kagura chose to carry Hijikata this time.

I looked at the fat girl who had gone to Half-Life, "Let's eat at home these few days, anyway, I can cook during the three-day holiday on New Year's Day."

Kagura: "This queen wants to eat roast suckling pig!"

Me: "Then roast the one on your back and eat it."

Tufang: "Hey, I'm still a patient, do you want to abuse the patient?"

Kagura: "The patient who set off firecrackers in the toilet?"

Hijikata buried his face in Kagura's back in shame and remained silent.When I walked to the bus station, I received a call from Shinpachi, saying that they had arrived home, Zoro was fine, and now I will go back and arrange Kakashi's room.After walking a few more steps, we arrived at the bus stop. Kagura couldn’t walk in front of KFC with Hijikata on his back. Hey, hey, it took less than an hour to finish supper.

"Go back, Kagura." I tried to call her.

"Julie, if you don't eat enough, you won't have the energy to do things. I don't think I can carry this suckling pig anymore." Kagura looked at me condescendingly, relying on her height.

"...Okay, I'll buy it for you. After becoming a man, Kagura eats more than before. Fortunately, there is Shining, otherwise I can't afford it." I took out my wallet and asked her to carry someone outside wait a moment.

Tufang taught as an adult profusely: "Don't spoil her like this, how can she sleep after eating so much at night."

Kagura clicked his tongue: "Midget your own business, be careful I will throw you to the toilet to set off firecrackers again."

Tufang: "Can you stop playing with this meme!"

After buying two family barrels and leaving the store, Kagura continued to move forward with Hijikata on his back full of energy.After finally getting home, I asked Shinpachi to help Hijikata pour boiling water for medicine, and then I led Kakashi to the room on the second floor.Obviously, the room hadn't been tidied yet, I looked at Kakashi and made a pertinent suggestion.

"Kakashi, what do you think of cleaning with a shadow clone? Isn't it convenient?"

"Go and rest, I'll take care of it myself."

"Let me do it, you go take a shower, and wash your hair well by the way."

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