[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Even the air seemed to be frozen, and I met the sudden appearance of the man, our eyes met in the void, and in an instant, a glance of ten thousand years... It's strange.The existence that Yinshi and I were still madly complaining about now actually appeared in front of my eyes. I thought there would be an amazing first meeting, but I didn't expect to see the other party's swollen face.Anyway, he is also the man who amazed me in Youkexin's performance!

I moved from the door to Yinshi's side, feeling guilty that I would be caught speaking ill. I secretly grabbed Yinshi's clothes and stood on tiptoe, trying to whisper in his ear.As a result, I was barely able to stand on tiptoe, and when Yinshi saw this, he slightly bent his knees, and this allowed me to complete the whispering posture.

Me: "Boss, that's the team leader, right? I'm not mistaken, why is my face swollen up like a steamed bun? I can't see the demeanor of killing the Quartet at all."

Yinshi pretended to be calm and said: "Don't panic! Don't panic even if the opponent turns into a mantou spirit! If you can't beat it, there will be you Brother Itachi, remember to ask him for help!"

I:"……"

The atmosphere was still delicate, and the Mantou Jing began to look around, only to hear a whoosh upstairs, and a figure rushed towards... at the Mantou Jing Ku Luoluo!Kuroro, who couldn't dodge in time, was hugged by the black shadow. At this time, Kagura and Itachi also went downstairs one after another.

Yinshi and I watched the little ape who didn't wear glasses hold Ku Luoluo firmly, and flew up against each other's body like a sharpened knife, expressing eagerly: "You last night You have a lot of love with me! Various poses take turns! You really have been coveting my body for a long time! It’s okay! As long as you want, I will satisfy you! Come on! Fight for another three hundred rounds!"

Kurolo: "..."

Surrounding audience: "..."

Yinshi turned his head to look at Itachi who was coming from behind, and asked in a trembling voice, "Brother Itachi, Brother Itachi, what illusion did you give her last night? It seems to be crazier than before haha, it's my illusion ?"

Seeing the man without glasses attacking the newcomer, Itachi breathed a sigh of relief, and then answered Gintoki's question seriously. "It's just an illusion to make her sleep well."

"Fart! It's obviously a very strange oral job dream!! Unexpectedly, brother Itachi, you look serious and completely abstinent, but you are pretending to be these mundane things in your mind! Ah Yin completely misunderstood you!" Yin Shi exploded accuse.

Wait a minute, Kurolo, who was so rubbed that he was about to catch fire, hasn't said anything yet, why did you explode, boss?In the end, Kagura brought Xiaoyuan's glasses for her to wear, and said that she should not be in heat with a steamed bun.When the little ape saw the person he was hugging clearly, his face changed in a second, and he pushed Kuroro away full of disgust.

The little ape went to the kitchen to wash his hands, and said, "I feel like I hugged a steamed bun made of bacteria. Do you want to take a bath and disinfect it?"

Inexplicably, I feel that Kuroro is a bit pitiful, even more pitiful than Brother Weasel.

I weakly raised my hand and said, "Can anyone of you go buy breakfast? I'll leave the fermentation for this new tenant, ah no, the injured face."

Yinshi looked around, then pushed Kagura beside him: "Let Kagura and the glasses go, your master and second master stay here."

When did you and Brother Weasel become my master and second master...

I gave everyone a proper introduction to each other. Kuroro, who didn't talk much the whole time, was not an iceberg, and only now had the chance to speak.

As soon as this person opened his mouth, I felt like I was in the spring breeze. I ignored this steamed bun face for now. The voice was nice, and the tone was unhurried and clear. In just a few words, I explained my current situation.I also feel that the other party is very sincere!And none of them got angry because of what happened just now!What a gentleman with quality and self-cultivation!Same as Weasel!

I couldn't help getting closer to Yinshi, and started to bite my ear again: "Boss, boss, why do you think it doesn't match the direction of the complaint? I think Kuroro is a very gentleman and elegant person, as if he has a higher education. People are different!"

Yinshi held my face with both hands, rubbed it back and forth vigorously, and said seriously: "Are you blind! I just told you last night! What is this person best at! Using the kind of innocent cream boy next door Use emoticons to hook up with girls! Shouldn’t your girlishness only go to your Brother Itachi!”

The saliva was almost rubbed out, I slapped Yinshi's hand away, rubbed my face, and muttered: "I know, I will always be alert to myself. But you can see that his face is still swollen, it seems to be in pain He said that he didn't read it now, so it must be safe and pollution-free, definitely safer than cabbage."

"Even if you don't have the power of thought, it's not a dream to single out a hundred of you. You are completely fascinated! You don't look vigilant like this, ah, really, Brother Weasel, come and persuade her."

Brother Weasel: "Silver time, get along well with Kuroro."

"You're just thanking him for sharing the gunfire of the idiot woman with glasses, wait, it seems pretty good to say that..."

The guy who was still being madly complained about by Yinshi and I just integrated in like this. After Kagura Ape brought him back for breakfast, he also got acquainted with Kuroro, but the two expressed that they had no interest in steamed buns. It's so obvious!

After breakfast, I drove away a few people who were fighting on the sofa, and let Kuroro sit over, so that I could give some medicine to the wound on his face.

According to him, he and Kurapika fought to the final stage, he was sealed, and he went to the east alone to learn Buddhist scriptures, and then he crossed over.There is no doubt that the wound on the face was done by Kurapika, and it was quite artistic.

"Did they all come to your house from other worlds?" Kuroro asked as he glanced at the other people and finally fell back on my face.

I nodded: "Yes, some are from the same world, and some are not. Fei Tan, a member of your regiment, also came here before, and everyone who came here stayed at my house."

"So that's it, sorry for the interruption."

I dipped a cotton swab in iodine, and gently lifted Kuroro's jaw with one hand. The corners of his mouth were cracked, and the skin of his upper lip was covered with congealed blood scabs.To say he looks like a rainbow is an exaggeration, the whole palette.I carefully touched his wound with a cotton swab, and said indifferently: "It's okay, did you see that silver curly hair over there, he has been living in my house for free for many days."

"Who eats and lives for free! Who was afraid of vampires wishing to stick to me back then!"

Hearing my complaints, Yinshi came over and slapped me on the back. This force pushed me forward, and the cotton swab in my hand was suddenly poked into a hole...

Suddenly, the audience fell silent.

The corner of my eyes twitched as I watched the cotton swab in my hand poke into Kuroro's nostrils, I didn't dare to breathe out, and the culprit was sweating from waterfalls with a black face.

"Ahahahaha! Ah Yin suddenly remembered that the clothes that were drying outside had not been taken away, how could he be so lazy, right? I'm going to collect the clothes!" After leaving these words, Yin Shifeng disappeared like a wind.

If the bastard gets into trouble, run away!

Kuroro, who was poked in the nostrils with a cotton swab dipped in iodine, was only stiff for a moment, and then pulled out the cotton swab in his nostrils calmly, and I saw iodine flow out of his nasal cavity.The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it. I feel that Yinshi and I are going to be beaten by Kuroro on the floor. Fortunately, he didn't read it now!

"I'll do it myself." Kuroro maintained a gentlemanly demeanor, took out a tissue and wiped the iodine.

I quickly nodded and pushed the medicine box to him, then got up and ran to sit next to Itachi, brother Itachi bless you!

"Julie, how can you leave the injured yourself and the male god to watch the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama Alu! Since this is really helpless, let this nurse bandage Ku Xisi. Come on, don't move, I have a good technique! Forehead Who made that hole, it's too cruel, I'll wrap it up for you!"

When I heard what Kagura said, I turned my head in shock and saw that she picked up a large roll of bandages and wrapped them around Kuroro's forehead.That's not a hole, it's a product of fashion. A tattooed cross!Even if he looks very polite, he is still the leader of the bandit, Kagura!And you even called people's names wrong!Who is Kushisi!

But I was still a step too late, Kuroro's forehead was covered like an Arab.

Me: "...uh, Brother Itachi protects me." I was a little scared and shrank behind Itachi, only poking my head out to observe.

The little ape came over and reprimanded Kagura, "How can you bully a semi-disabled man who has lost his mind? Little Kagura, is that what Ah Yin usually teaches you? Bully the weak?"

Kagura blinked her innocent eyes: "Then what should I do with Aru? I bandaged him out of kindness!"

Little Ape took out an oil-based pen out of nowhere, and said righteously: "At this time, we should write blessings on the bandages. I wish classmate Ku Xixi a speedy recovery. I have to do everything properly."

Kurolo: "..."

I:"……"

Itachi: "..." It turns out that his treatment is quite good.

Although I knew I shouldn't laugh, I couldn't help but sneer.