[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Time: After dinner on Saturday

Location: In my yard

People: Landlord and Tenant

Event: Guess

I looked at the person in front of me seriously, slightly nervous, frowned, and said, "I'm on it!"

Itachi stood opposite, nodding.

Concentrating on mobilizing the energy of my whole body, I activated my special ability bubble, watching the air around Itachi oscillate like water waves, and gradually an enchantment formed around him.I thought Itachi would be trapped in the bubble barrier, but before the barrier was formed, Itachi disappeared from the spot.

I widened my eyes in surprise and looked around for someone, but I couldn’t find it. This is the first time someone disappeared directly from the unformed bubble barrier.

"Behind."

Itachi's reminder came from behind, and I turned around immediately as soon as I turned around, but Itachi's figure flashed and disappeared in front of me like a ghost.Hey, this speed is so fast, how can I use my ability to encircle the opponent even if no one can see it!This has never happened before!

"It seems that you have to work harder, Julie, to become an excellent magical girl. If one day you can surround your brother Itachi with bubbles, there will not be many people who can hurt you. Unless you come The family members are all people with perverted force value." Yin Shi said while eating while watching the peanuts and melon seeds.

"I won't be so unlucky." I touched my little heart with a little fear.

"Okay, I'll let Brother Weasel tutor you for today's class. Ah Yin wants to go out for a stroll before that perverted stalker comes back. Do you want to eat supper?" Clapping the melon seeds on his hands, the silver-haired man started Standing up from the chair, he grabbed his hair and looked towards me.

I grinned: "Stir-fried rice cakes, stir-fried chestnuts, and roasted gluten!"

Yin Shi: "Is it really okay to ask to eat so much in front of my male god? By then, Yin will not train you to lose weight when you become fat like a little wild boar."

I:"……"

Yinshi picked his nostrils indifferently: "Brother Weasel, is there anything you want to eat?"

Itachi said no, Gintoki wandered out of the yard, because the glasses he bought yesterday broke when he attacked Gintoki, so he grabbed Kagura and went with her to the shop to repair the glasses, so Gintoki Only when I got a moment of peace, I lit a row of candles for Yinshi in my heart.

"What the hell! The melon seeds and peanut shells are thrown all over the floor, so can't they be properly put in the bag!" I didn't find out until Yinshi left that he had thrown the garbage all over the floor. You deserve to be tortured by the little ape, you bastard!

After cleaning up the garbage left by Gintoki, Itachi and I walked into the living room.I began to listen patiently to Itachi's analysis. Brother Itachi said that my bubble ability has a huge room for improvement, basically the stronger the better, but the Achilles' heel is that I can't keep up with my strength and speed.

The enemy can't always stand stupidly and let me surround them. If the time for the bubbles to form a barrier is too long, the enemy will quickly escape from the range of the barrier just like before. People give break.So to sum it up, let me wash and sleep!

"Everything needs practice, don't give up easily."

"Brother Itachi, you, are you encouraging me!!!" I looked at the people beside me in disbelief.

"..."

"I will try my best! So please flick my forehead once to give me encouragement!" As I said that, I pulled my bangs away and moved my head closer.

"..."

In the end Itachi chose to pat me on the shoulder to show encouragement, well, the shoulder is also very good!

When I practiced the skills for more than an hour, Gintoki came back, along with Kagura and the little monkey hanging on him.Probably the three of them ran into each other on the way back. Yinshi walked in with a big bag of snacks with a dark face, and a little ape like a koala hung behind him with a happy face.

"Finally I'm back, Aru~ If you break your glasses again, little ape, I'll cut off your nipples and make it Dingharu's appetizer!" Kagura said dissatisfiedly to the little ape.

Yinshi tiredly put the things on the coffee table one by one, with a look of lovelessness on his face: "Kagura, cut off this guy's chest and feed it to the dog, no, cut off the head directly, I see her An empty head is just an ornament. If you do it, Ah Yin will definitely thank you with his whole life."

Kagura tore open a pack of spicy sticks and stuffed them into his mouth, Dead Fish Eyes said: "Whoever wants to be thanked by you for a lifetime is as terrible as being possessed by a poor god. You should be hanged by the little ape for the rest of your life."

After finally tearing off the brown candy behind him and throwing it on the sofa, Yinshi pushed me, "Come and eat, the best way to combine work and rest."

Kagura put the computer on the front of the coffee table and turned on the video, raised her hand and said, "Xiaoyin said that make-ups are part of the training, Aru, Julie quickly pick one to make up."

Me: "Brother Weasel and I unanimously decided to watch "Five to Nine"!"

Brother Itachi who was forced to side with me: "..."

Yinshi grabbed a fruit jelly candy and threw it on my head, "Don't force others to stand in line, hey, the show where the domineering male lead falls in love with me is just a monk, don't you think you can't stop it? If you throw the other party full The incense ashes all over the head and face can make the other party fall in love with me, so when Ah Yin goes back, Ah Yin will also take a pot of incense ashes to pour on the anchor of Jieye, and then you can wait to eat the wedding wine with the anchor of Jieye, right? .”

Me: "You will be included in the news by anchor Yuye."

The Kagura thief smiled and said: "Little Silver is definitely jealous of those rich, butt and handsome hero Alu!"

Yinshi shook his head: "Tsk tsk, this society is rotten, it's as horrible as tooth decay, this world that looks at face and money is so superficial. People nowadays, the handsome Bidong is called Su, and the handsome Bidong is called Su. The ugly ones are called obscenities, hey, there’s no way out.”

Kagura: "I understand! If itachi brother Bidong Julie, then Su Susu is a girl's heart explosion, if it is Xiaoyin Bidong, it is a horrible obscenity, isn't it!"

"You know a big intestine! It's the highest honor to be thumped by Ah Yinbi! You can't even ask for it!"

The little ape on one side took the opportunity to start again, unbuttoning a few buttons of his clothes and shouting loudly: "Come on, Ayin! Bi-dong me! Please, Bi-dong me! I know the hammer under your crotch is ready to move like this!" That's it!"

Yinshi directly pressed the little ape's head on the sofa, but it turned out that I was the one who opened the video, and decided to make up "Hunter x Hunter".Sitting side by side with Brother Weasel, handing him the potato chips from time to time, completely ignoring the three people on the other side who were making a fuss, they were extraordinarily harmonious.

I saw it in the middle of the night, and I was completely attracted by the plot and characters. At this time, Kagura had already gone to bed, and Brother Itachi also went to rest, but he did a good thing before going to sleep.He used illusion to bring down the little ape who was tirelessly conquering Gintoki, for which Gintoki almost cried and hugged Itachi's thigh to thank him.

It's just that I don't know what the little ape who has been enchanted by the illusion saw in the illusion. The smile is so...indescribable, Yinshi annoyed him and packed him up and threw him into the room.

When I turned my head to look at Yin who was about to continue looking at the hunter, I was puzzled: "Boss, haven't you seen it?"

Yinshi supported his head and drooped his eyelids: "Revisit the classics, girl, do you want to hear the spoiler?"

My black line: "Please go to sleep."

Yinshi waved his hand: "Just kidding."

When I saw Feitan coming out, I immediately regained my energy and stared at the screen with all my attention, so I had the urge to scratch the opponent to death with my sight.Yinshi noticed my hostile gaze and said, "Even if you stare at him again, he won't be any shorter."

When I ignored Yin, I focused on watching the development of the plot, and the gang of robbers all appeared.Big back hair, strange blue bulb-like earrings, a long coat with fringe on the neckline and cuffs, belted pants, and a tattoo of a cross on my forehead that I admired when I was in the second grade.I even paused the screen to see the leader's attire, and eventually I couldn't help it.

"Boss, I find the villain's clothing taste a bit worrying."

"Student Zhu Li, don't you know that the villains have always been the enemies of the fashion circle. They always use their unique and wonderful aesthetics to announce their own taste in the world. Fortunately, Ah Yin doesn't mix in the fashion circle, no, maybe they are in the circle. This kind of dress is a trend instead? Maybe it’s a fashion monster.”

"...Boss, have you blacked out both the villain and the fashion?"

"Don't you think Hisoka's hairstyle is a tribute to the Olympic torch?"

"Speaking of which, Hisoka's red hair is quite similar, wait, he seems to be the only man in the anime I've seen who wears high heels as superbly as ladygaga!" I found this out, and I was very horrified .

"He's probably also the darling of the fashion circle." Yin Shi nodded deeply.

What kind of darling!

In this way, the three beauties that Quan Xingyue mentioned will come out, wait, so let's talk about how to evaluate the three beauties.

Me: "The boys and girls from the hair salon who came out of the urban-rural fringe area went to loot the auction."

Yinshi: "This is just one of the looks. The leader is best at pretending to be a pure college student, okay? You just saw the scene of his domineering president, but you haven't seen the appearance of his big brother next door. That's why I said it." There is a big difference between having bangs and not having bangs, many girls are lost under his bangs and suits."

Me: "Rely on bangs to attract girls? So bangs are the real body. Well, in fact, the leader is very handsome and has a nice voice. But why do I have the feeling that he has been forcing himself?"

Yin Shi: "The villains are all like this, and the calcium-deficient Takasugi is just pretending not to disturb."

Just like that, he and Yinshi complained and watched all night, and chased to the beginning of the ant chapter.After dawn, I asked Yinshi to clean up the coffee table, and I went to buy breakfast. I just went to the door to change my shoes, and after I brushed them, a tall and straight figure appeared in the kitchen.Yinshi and I were both taken aback, only to see the person standing in front of the kitchen sink turn around.

Then, I saw a rainbow-colored swollen face from a beating.A little familiar, that hairstyle, that fur collar coat, that earrings, that...

Yinshi was surprised: "Pretending to be like the wind is always with me!!"

I was surprised: "Representative of the urban-rural fringe department, the boss of the village killer!"

[Character: Kuroro Lucilu Keywords: Founder of the Phantom Troupe·Fashion Circle Darling·Emperor of the Night·Love Deep Black·Bangs Killer·Forehead Tattoo Bullseye·Pretending to be as windy as possible·Various meanings Thief yo♂]