[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Going home after evening self-study, I turned a corner to buy kebabs after getting off the bus. There were so many people waiting to be fed at home, so I gritted my teeth and bought a lot.But Brother Itachi is not very keen on barbecue, and thought of being carried to school by Brother Itachi this morning! !Ahhh!Possibly the once in a lifetime treat! ?

Or as long as I'm late, Brother Itachi can fly with me! ?

Forget it, let's get up early honestly and don't cause trouble for the male god.Taking the wrapped meat skewers, I bought another dessert, this one is specially for Brother Itachi.As soon as I walked outside the yard of the house and opened the iron gate, I heard various roars coming from inside the house.This group of people is real. Fortunately, this is not a commercial house, and I don’t have close neighbors, otherwise I will be complained to death all day long.

"The barbecue is back! Aru is back after the barbecue class!"

Kagura, who smelled the aroma of kebabs, opened the door instantly and rushed out of the yard to come to me, drooling, and I handed the kebabs to her with black lines all over my face, and said, "It's not that the kebabs are back. , I came back with a kebab! Where are they?"

Holding the kebab and wanting to eat it all by himself, Kagura paused for a while when I said that, and replied: "Xiaoyin is still wrestling with the glasses which is not suitable for children, Brother Itachi is not allowing us to enter the room, Alu. "

If we let you in, Brother Itachi won't be able to face it alone.

"Don't try to keep it for yourself! Keep it for them!"

"Cut, this is not enough for the queen to get between her teeth! Poor Julie!"

"..."

When Kagura and I walked in the door, we saw Gintoki entangled with the little ape, all kinds of struggling Gintoki pushed the little ape who kept approaching him and kissing him with disgust.Seeing this loving picture, my cp soul is burning!I immediately took out my phone to take pictures from various angles.

Me: "Oh! Silver Ape is super loving!!! Look at the camera here!"

Yinshi: "Shoot woolen yarn! You are blind to stand on this cp! Can't you contribute to the cp of Ah Yin and Yuye's anchor!"

Xiao Yuan: "Darlin, look, look, Julie is sending blessings to us! This must be the arrangement of God, let me cross over and complete a love migration with you in the three-dimensional world!"

Yinshi: "Relocate your sister! Hurry up and register for marriage with your natto!"

Kagura on the side: "Xiaoyin's kebabs are delicious today, I'm going to start, I won't wait for you."

"No! You are not allowed to eat with Ah Yin on your back! If you eat a black hole, I will eat a scum!" Yinshi was so busy.

Ignoring the farce here, I knocked on Itachi's door with dessert. "Brother Weasel, I'm back, and I brought you dessert."

After the door opened, Itachi came out, and the living room was already full of porridge. Itachi and I stood aside and watched for a while, and Itachi said silently, "I'll eat in the room."

As the only normal person in the psychopath, I am very worried about Itachi's mental health and daily life. "Brother Weasel, did the boss take you to the supermarket to buy daily necessities today?" Since Yinshi has been here the longest and is most familiar with the surrounding environment, I entrusted him with all these daily matters.

Itachi said seriously: "Well, I went to the cheap supermarket to buy discounted products."

Me: "..." Unexpectedly honest Brother Weasel, I continued to ask: "Then did you familiarize yourself with the route and some means of transportation here?"

Itachi: "Gintoki said it will come naturally, and there is no need to learn it deliberately, so I bought something and came back."

I feel so sorry for Brother Weasel!I was anxious: "Brother Weasel, I will take you shopping tomorrow."

"It's troublesome."

"No trouble!"

Just when Brother Weasel and I were deeply in love, a gust of wind rose from the back, and the shoulders were clapped by palms.Yinshi's furry head leaned over from behind, and said sinisterly: "What's the matter, Julie~~~ Why, Yin, who loves desserts, I don't even have desserts, but your Brother Weasel does~~ ~ Ah Yin will be very sad, and will explode in grief!"

My dead fish eyes: "Oh, then go and explode."

Yinshi looked unbelievable, and acted like Xianglin's sister-in-law: "You have changed! You were not like this before! I think you were very good to others before Brother Weasel came! Do you still remember what you said to me back then? What! You will never forget Ah Yin and Kagura once you eat it! The result! Once this little fairy came, you changed! You are no longer the simple Juliet before!"

"..." Itachi, named Little Fairy, held the dessert in his hand and felt it weighed a thousand catties.

"..." I was also surprised by Yinshi's appearance as a little daughter-in-law, and I worked really hard for dessert.

"I don't care! Anyway, Brother Itachi wants to have Yin as well! You can't be so partial! Yin wants to eat, eats, eats!"

In just a few tens of seconds, you have already given Brother Itachi three titles!It's enough!

Itachi's figure swayed for a few seconds, he looked at me, then at Gintoki, who had no idol burden to show off to the end, and finally said, "I'll break up with you."

I almost collapsed when Brother Itachi said the word "point"!You are the boss who can make my white moonlight and aloof Weasel talk about sharing a bowl of dessert with others!Well, I defaulted to this too.It's just that I think it's too simple.

Kagura, who was eating barbecue, said, "What! Divide desserts! This queen also wants it! It can't just be eaten by you two elders! Give some to us female relatives too! What kind of dessert do smelly shameless men eat!"

Shameless Gintoki and Itachi: "..."

The little ape raised his hand with a serious face: "That's right, why only you, a stinky man, has desserts, not even me, Ah Yin! If it's true, hand over the desserts, and you'll be able to save your chrysanthemum." When he said this, because he didn't wear glasses, the little ape said it to the refrigerator.

Itachi: "There's a refrigerator."

Xiao Yuan: "I know it's a refrigerator! You fake ninja with two stripes on your face! You have the ability to hang five stripes on your shoulders!" This time Xiao Yuan said to the washing machine.

Itachi: "..." I really don't want to talk to him anymore.

On the other side, I exploded: "Don't say that, Brother Itachi! Isn't it just desserts! If you want to eat, go buy it! I bought it for Brother Itachi!"

Gintoki: "Since you are a ninja, then use ninjutsu to make desserts for five people!"

Me: "That's magic, not ninjutsu. Be careful, brother Itachi, just read it for a month and let you all go eat dessert with God!"

We quarreled over a bowl of dessert and fought meaninglessly for more than ten minutes. The last bowl of dessert was divided into five people.Everyone sat around the dining table with serious faces, as if they wanted to make a blood alliance.I think Brother Itachi's painting style has already been taken away by us. Will it be okay to return to Hokage?

"Come~~ah~~Yinshi, I'll give you this bowl~ come, let me feed you mouthfuls!" The little ape scooped up red beans with a spoon and poked Itachi's face.

Itachi: "..."

I:"……"

Yinshi: "You're blind! I'm over here! Hey you, give me something and get out! I didn't see Brother Itachi endured you so hard, it feels like his unicorn arm is about to explode! You Does this fake ninja who can't clone still want to hold an ax in front of the real ninja!"

Me: "It's just a matter of class. In short, let's go shopping tomorrow and get glasses for the little ape."

Kagura: "Then I want Arale's glasses!"

Me: "Don't take advantage of the fire to rob me!"

Kagura: "By the way, Brother Itachi, why does your organization put on nail polish? Are you a Cowherd's shop, but Kushiro didn't even put it on. Could it be a shemale organization?"

Gintoki: "... Kagura, you will be beaten to death by the boss of the Itachi Brothers organization."

Can you let Brother Itachi go!I feel so sorry for him who can't complain and fight back!