[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

In the evening, Kagura and I tidied up the little monkey's room. Although Kagura was just adding to the chaos, I didn't dare to let her be a dog.As a result, while sleeping in the middle of the night, the little ape went to attack Gintoki on the first floor several times, and because her glasses were rotten, she even ran to Itachi's room to attack at night.

I also ran downstairs in a panic, and saw that the lights in the hall were on. Gintoki tied up the little ape several times with a hemp rope he found somewhere, and the little ape was struggling happily while still Trying to crawl to Yinshi's feet and beg him to step on them.In fact, in a certain way, Xiao Yuan is really powerful, it is simply the highest level of fans.

I nervously looked at Itachi, who was expressionless but didn't know how to complain, and asked carefully, "Brother Itachi, are you okay?" I believe that itachi is definitely fine with his skills, but he may be mentally hurt ==.

The Itachi in Xiaopao looked a little thin, and when he was about to answer my question, Yinshi over there took care of the little ape and came over and put his hand on his shoulder: "I'm really sorry, Brother Weasel, It’s scaring you. By the way! Don’t you have a clone technique or something! Help make a silver, so that you should be able to fool this fake female ninja.”

I was the first to object: "No!"

Yinshi Shiyu looked over: "You think you are the second young master of the rabbit, if you say you can't, then you can't."

"No! If you want to create a clone of Brother Itachi for Xiao Yuan, then, then I also ask for a clone of Brother Itachi! You must treat everyone equally, right!"

Itachi: "..."

Gintoki frowned: "Did you get infected by that idiot girl with glasses! You thought it was a blow-up doll and you can still order it! You can see what strange things you want to do with Brother Itachi's avatar!"

"Don't think of people so wretchedly! Hey! No! Just accompany me from poetry to philosophy of life!"

"It must be some kind of lewd, ci, erotic, melodious, erotic, and sound. Forget it, Ah Yin will not argue with you. In this case, let's discuss it this way. The real Weasel brother is here. You It’s fine if you can’t talk to him directly, the avatar will be gone when its chakra is exhausted, this kind of disposable chopsticks is definitely not as easy to use as genuine products.”

Saying that, Gintoki pushed Itachi towards me, and itachi, who had been more silent since meeting Gintoki Kagura, finally spoke with a dull face.

"I reject."

"Hey! Don't be like this, Brother Weasel! Let's discuss it, Ah Yin invites you to eat fried chicken and beer! Maybe there is an alien professor's signature!"

The answer to Yinshi was Itachi's voice closing the door. When I met someone like the boss who didn't play cards according to common sense, I think Brother Itachi's quiet and low-key temperament is easy to be aggrieved. It's really for Brother Itachi mental worry.Now there are only two normal people in the family, brother Itachi and me, hey.

"What's the matter with that worried expression on your face? You won't cook your brother Weasel while you're on your way to school." Yinshi raised his eyebrows and looked at me.

I warned bitterly and bitterly: "Hmph, don't think about asking Brother Itachi to go out alone behind my back!"

"... Are you pretending to be shit! Who wants to go out with a man! Didn't your Chinese teacher teach you not to make random sentences!"

"Hmph, I know that the boss's charm value is very high, and he basically releases the male lead without distinction. I know how much you have in your harem! If you look around in Gintama, both men and women can act as human centipedes!"

"Fuck your human centipede, girl, you really have too much brains. Although it's good to be said to be attractive, you don't need a man's affection for Ah Yin... I'm asleep, hurry up, you If you are late, you will be fined to stand."

"Wait, boss! What about the little ape, bring her back to your room!" I pointed to the person on the floor who had happily turned around as the background board for a long time.

"Bringing her back to the room is like bringing in a she-wolf who has been hungry and thirsty for ten years. Ah Yin's bones will definitely be gone. Just throw her into the trash can outside the house. When will the garbage truck come to collect the trash?"

"..."

In the end, the little monkey was tied up and thrown into Kagura's room, and I went to sleep after tossing around for a while in the middle of the night.

Then the next day when I opened my eyes, there were only 15 minutes left for class, and I usually need 10 minutes to go to school even by taxi.When I looked at the alarm clock, I was scared out of my wits. A woman dressed like a wind rushed out of the room to wash. When I rushed downstairs, there were only 1 minutes left. I was a little desperate, ah, ah, late La!

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw Brother Itachi, who had also washed up, came out wearing the clothes bought by Didara, my God!Super handsome!A simple t-shirt and slacks are clean and full of the gentle atmosphere of the brother next door.No, no, no, it's not the time to appreciate a male god, you're really going to be fined to stand!At the same time, the little monkey who broke free from the rope at some point also came downstairs. When she saw Itachi, she called Gintoki's name with bright eyes.

Little Ape: "Good morning, Darling!!! Hurry up and give me a good morning kiss so that I will be full of energy for the whole day!"

Itachi finally couldn't hold back: "...Did she do it on purpose?"

I:"……"

Itachi played a small illusion to make the little ape sleep on the sofa. At this time, we both breathed a sigh of relief, no!I still have to go to school!Relax ass!

"What's wrong?" Itachi asked.

"I'm going to be late for school, woo woo woo! Brother Itachi, you can have breakfast with the boss and the others. Although it's unreliable, he can still take care of you. Ahhh, I don't know if there will be a traffic jam, so I will definitely be late. Bar!"

Talking in a panic, I went to the door to change my shoes, and checked my satchel while talking. The notes and notes I brought back from last night were all there.Just when I was about to sprint for [-] meters, Itachi walked up to me and said, "I'll take you there."

"Hey!!?"

Seriously frightened, I got stuck like a short-circuited robot when I was hugged by a princess Itachi.Nesting in the arms of the male god, I didn't dare to show my atmosphere. I always felt that I was dreaming, so I squeezed myself hard, and I stared blankly at Itachi's chin.

"Brother Weasel, did you cast an illusion on me? Is it a remnant of the illusion you just cast on the little ape? Is it Yuedu! Help! If this is a dream, don't stop! Don't wake me up!" I was terrified and didn't know what to do He cupped his head in both hands, probably with a violent expression on his face.

Hugging me and teleporting out, Itachi said coolly, "I'm going to be late for class."

Me: "qaq, oh, I see, it's not a dream."

I really miss the whole world, my male god hugs me to school!But as low-key as I would definitely not do, Itachi hugged me and quickly skipped the streets and buildings, leaving those congested streets far behind.The surrounding scenery quickly receded, blurring into one piece in the retina, and only the youth in the eyes was the most real scenery.There should be a bgm like a girl's heart here!

Once upon a time, I was so envious of Kagome having Inuyasha on her back to go to school, but now, I actually took the male god's vehicle, the Sa family is worth it in this life...

I was put down at the intersection, which is only a dozen meters away from the school gate.I can have breakfast in the cafeteria after early self-study at school, so I don't have to buy breakfast outside in the morning.But Brother Weasel can't do it, I checked the time on my phone, my God, it only took 5 minutes to arrive, after all, there is no traffic jam, and it's a sidewalk or a cheat.

"Brother Itachi, thank you." I couldn't hide my joyful thanks after tidying up my hair that was blown by the wind.

"Go to class."

"Go right away, Brother Itachi, wait for me!"

Taking out a handful of change from my bag, I ran to the best breakfast restaurant rated by the students and bought soy milk fritters and red bean buns for packing. Taking the packed things, I ran to the alley again.Then he handed the bag to Itachi, and said, "His breakfast is the best in our opinion, Brother Weasel, try it."

"Are you going to buy me breakfast?"

"Well, ahaha, that, then I'll go in! Soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks are a perfect match, eat them while they're hot!" Immediately I was so shy, I hung the bag directly on Itachi's hand, turned my head and ran away up.

Walking into the classroom with the bell ringing, I started my morning reading for self-study in the morning, and I was all focused on being carried to school by the male god. This memory is sweet enough for me for a long time!Looking at the Chinese textbook, holding the automatic lead, I couldn't help but wrote Itachi's name on the textbook.Draw a small flower on the name, and then thicken the line to become a word art!

Quan Xingyue came from behind to take a picture of me after morning self-study: "I laughed so obscenely all morning, let's have breakfast."

"hey-hey."

"Don't talk to me, you remind me of Bao Zheng's emoji." Quan Xingyue pushed the frame of his glasses with a look of fear.

At this time, Zhou Mu, who was absent from the whole morning self-study, came into the classroom with his bag. He walked straight up to Quan Xingyue and me, and said condescendingly, "Where's the test paper? Lend me to copy it."

Quan Xingyue stammered: "Yes, on my desk."

I said, "Get it yourself, I'll have breakfast with her. Do you want to bring any breakfast?"

Zhou Mu: "I've eaten."

With a wave of my hand, I took Quan Xingyue to the bloody battle cafeteria, brother Itachi should have already eaten breakfast~~