Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Although I had just given birth to a child, I was depraved under the protection of Kong Ming's machismo and I was confident and upright, but some people could not understand me living too comfortably.

"Gu Chong! Gu Chong! You won't hang out anymore? With Kong Ming's conditions, the little girl and the old widow can hook up. If you don't think about danger in times of peace, you will definitely become an abandoned woman if you become fatter!" Hit me on the head with a look of hatred.

For the sake of him being disabled at the second level, I magnanimously did not care about him: "Kong Ming will not be so superficial in judging people by their appearance, what he values ​​is the inner meaning! He said that no matter how ugly I become, he will always love me !" Men in ancient times were rarely willing to express their love, the more they read and the higher their status, the more so.But Kong Ming is an exception. He believes that honesty is the most important thing in a husband and wife, so he is happy to express his love frankly in the world of two people.

Of course, his idea made me lose thousands of pounds of nosebleeds.

"Do you have connotation?" Liu Xi retorted, as if looking at a pig, "You believe everything he says? A woman in love really has zero IQ! Let me tell you, all men in the world like angel faces and devil faces. For a woman with a good figure, it is nonsense to say that she only cares about inner beauty!"

I retorted: "You want to have no breasts, no face, no angel in this life, so Guo Jia won't accept everything?"

"That's also because I'm handsome." Liu Xi shook his head and said confidently, "Although I'm not a woman, I'm the most feminine among men, and I'm not inferior to anyone in terms of looks, don't look at me Guo Jia puts on a dignified look, but is he really going to die? He is definitely a straight man with advanced cancer and complexion. He said that the reason why he agreed to help me at the beginning was because I have the appearance of an emperor. , there is a heroic spirit in the eyebrows, which is heart-wrenching', translated into modern Chinese, I think I am handsome and compelling, and I can show his favorability just by my face, so that he can't help kneeling and licking. If I were a Buck teeth and open mouth, you see Guo Jia still ignores me"

Well, no matter what era you are in, people with good looks can always get extra preferential treatment.The reason why Liu Xi was able to thrive in the Three Kingdoms was due to his handsome appearance.Don't you see that Pang Tong, whose IQ is on par with Kong Ming, has been unable to establish a prestige that matches his talent?The ancients believed that "aspects are born from the heart", so the same thing, even if the generals know that Pang Tong can handle it well, they will still give priority to discussing countermeasures with Kong Ming, because his appearance looks more pleasing to the eye and more "credible" .Even though I have repeatedly condemned this irrational behavior that will exhaust my son-in-law to death, it is still useless.

Face control is essentially similar to superstition, and the life of a good-looking person is a cheating mode.I couldn't help complaining to Kong Ming: "Father Xiao, father and mother Xiao Xiao, what can I do if Zhan'er looks like me?" Although I am not ugly, I am not as stunning as Kong Ming, who turns heads when I go out on the street, " No, he looks much uglier than me. The round face is a tragedy when it looks cute when it grows up. The big cake face is a reserve! You and I both have double eyelids, but he has single eyelids, which is completely unscientific! And this flat nose What the hell is it? My nose is not short, and yours can be used as a template for plastic surgery. Why is his nose so collapsed? It doesn’t conform to the laws of genetics at all!” If this person was born in a hospital like the later generations, I would have to suspect that it was a nurse. Wrong.

"What is genetics? You're talking nonsense again!" Kong Ming said helplessly, "The baby has not yet grown up, Madam is too worrying. Besides, as a man, his appearance is just skin, why should he care?"

He definitely does not hurt his back while standing and talking. If Zhuge Zhan grows into Pang Tong's face in the future, I wonder if he will jump in a hurry.

Since then, I have hidden my thoughts and pinched my son's nose from time to time, and I also corrected his sleeping posture by following the method recommended by some hot moms in later generations, trying to help him "sleep" with a satisfactory face shape.However, Zhuge Zhan in his infancy had no ability to resist and could only be at my mercy. After learning to turn over in four months, he began to resist in various ways. The expression on my face tells me that the baby is suffering, but the baby can't tell it, it's just like being fine.

Liu Xi said contemptuously: "A family of three, the mother is the most stupid, and you won't be able to get along in the future."

Kong Ming smiled and said, "My lord, don't worry, Zhan'er and I will never dislike her."

Liu Xi froze for a moment with gloating face, then suddenly went mad, turned his head and hugged Guo Jia and howled, "Jiajia, they are so disgusting, showing affection in front of me, they are almost blind!"

I rubbed my forehead and couldn't bear to look directly at it, Kong Ming twitched with a smile, "Jia Jia" should be the most embarrassing one of them all, but he was so determined that he could still hold back Liu Xi's slap Impulsively put down his face and put the topic on the right track: "When will the prince's eyes be stabbed? Hua Tuo hasn't made a rule yet?" Since the recent period, Liu Xi's eyesight has continued to decline. If Guo Jia hadn't taken the initiative Going forward, it should be Zhaocai instead of Guo Jia who is being held in Liu Xi's arms.

This kind of inquiry about which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted was unexpectedly attacked by Liu Xi's new round of "嘤咔咕", but everyone has already seen it. The undiscussed question—what should we do with Sun Shangxiang?

Right now, the world is divided into four parts, and the forces of all parties are temporarily in a delicate balance. No one dares to act rashly.In history, the situation of the Three Kingdoms was initially determined. Cao Pi took the lead in proclaiming himself emperor, and Liu Bei and Sun Quan followed suit. However, Cao Cao, who is in power in the north at the moment, is not as ruthless as his son. Therefore, it is still dominated by Liu Xie, Shi Xie is in a corner, Sun Quan's territory has shrunk by half compared with history, and he has no confidence to fight with Cao and Liu. He dared to fight verbal battles, but he didn't dare to come to Liu Xi with real swords and guns to fight for his life.

But homosexuality is not the mainstream of the Three Kingdoms era, and Liu Xi does not want to be slandered by Wei Daofu because of his personal emotional life, and it is impossible to blatantly cheat in the feudal society.Therefore, although they have been deliberately procrastinating, both Guo Jia and Kong Ming believe that Sun Shangxiang, the Princess of Ping An, is a certainty.

People in the arena involuntarily.Liu Xi understands the truth, but if he really wants to put it into action, he still needs to make up his mind.Kong Ming's persuasion focuses on the overall situation of the world, and it is nothing more than stating the harm caused by unilaterally tearing up the political marriage, but Guo Jia bluntly said that if Sun Shangxiang's fig leaf is thrown away, the two of them will directly become the target of public criticism.

Liu Xi looked straight into Guo Jia's eyes with a straight face: "After we get married, are you going to force me and Sun Shangxiang to consummate the house and have a child?"

Guo Jia sighed: "If the prince has no offspring, it is not impossible to choose the eldest son to raise."

Three days later, the envoy went to Xiangyang to welcome Sun Shangxiang to get married, and Hanzhong began to prepare for the marriage.I asked Kong Ming strangely: "Brother Huang doesn't plan to have children, why don't you give me a word of advice?" Doesn't he pay the most attention to the so-called "blood" and "orthodox" on weekdays?

"My lord is not someone who listens to advice." Kong Ming shook his feather fan and sighed, "Besides, your lord is open-minded and big-bellied, so it may not be bad. This is an untimely life, and he was held hostage by Cao Cao, but he is kind-hearted, and there is nothing wrong with him, lord." It would be a loss of morality to seize the country. If you can make the current son the crown prince and return the power to your nephew, it will be a good story." Although Cao Cao restricted Liu Xie everywhere, he never treated him badly in terms of basic necessities , Liu Xie's harem is also full of beauties. In addition to the former empress Fushou who was deposed for plotting to assassinate Cao Cao in history and "died of illness" in the deep palace in this life, Cao Cao married Cao Jie, Cao Xian, and Cao Hua into the palace. Dong Guiren, the daughter of Dong Cheng, and Song Hong, the daughter of Song Hong, the prefect of Changshan, always accompany the king, and it can be said that they are very lucky.So far, except for the two little princes who were implicated by their biological mother Fushou and died in Huangquan, Liu Xie already had three sons, Liu Feng, Liu Xi, and Liu Yi. In the future, Liu Mao, Liu Dun and others will be born. The choices are vast.In addition, Liu Bian, who has passed away, also left a son Liu Min in the world. Although his intelligence is mediocre, he is already a weak crown. He is about to marry a wife and have children.

But based on what I know about Liu Xi, I'm afraid he doesn't intend to take the path of succession.When it comes to the supremacy of the royal family, even if a stepson is adopted at birth, there will be various people with ulterior motives who will do everything possible to instigate him. "I don't want to work hard to help Liu Xie raise a son. In the end, that person turned around and forced the palace to harm me. The reason is all ready-to help his father regain the lost throne." Liu Xi plans to take in a family at the right time. A concubine with no power and power, staged a fake pregnancy for the people of the whole country to see. As long as the operation is good, no one will know that the lucky child is not actually Liu Xi's birth.

"Even if the child is picked up on the street, as long as everyone thinks he is my son, he is my son." Liu Xi frowned with eyes wide open, "Whoever cares about the place is talking about it. And Liu Xie has so many sons, adopting from his nephew will give them unrealistic illusions, thinking that as long as they kill the one I chose, they can also hope to get the crown."

This is not unfounded worry. Even in the poor families, there are many cases of fighting for the qualifications to go to a good family, let alone the royal family with power all over the world. However, it is still too early for Liu Xi to think about these.In order to show that he attaches great importance to Sun Liu's marriage, Liu Xi plans to spend huge sums of money on a luxurious wedding. The wedding dress worn by Sun Shangxiang is equivalent to the rations of a well-off family for ten years.Liu Xi's point of view is: "Since I can't give her white hair to grow old together, at least in form, I can give her a beautiful marriage." He is actually a soft-hearted person, even if he has repeatedly emphasized that he only cares about his own happiness in the future and does not care about Sun Shangxiang's life. , After all, I still can't help but sympathize with its fate.Speaking of which, Sun Shangxiang was once Liu Xi's favorite woman from the Three Kingdoms, but it's a pity that she can't escape the lonely ending after two lifetimes.

Liu Xi said that he would not stop Sun Shangxiang from finding true love, but because of the prestige of King Ping An, the number of men in this world who dare to cuckold Liu Xi is infinitely close to zero.

On the eighth day of October in the 15th year of Jian'an, King Ping'an and his concubine got married in Hanzhong. The gongs and drums were blaring and joyful.But that night Liu Xi pretended to be drunk and escaped from sharing the same bed on the wedding night.From then on, although Liu Xi continued to reward Sun Shangxiang, he never stayed overnight in his room.