Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Although Liu Xi was reluctant, he finally accepted the fate of having a craniotomy.However, due to the backward medical technology of the Three Kingdoms, even Hua Tuo had doubts about such a difficult operation involving the human center, so he proposed that it would take at least half a year to prepare, and Liu Xi readily agreed.

Guo Jia told the truth: "Actually, the lord wants to make Doctor Hua prepare for ten years, right?" Liu Xi, who has always been known for being a rogue, suddenly changed his style of painting. Instead of forcing Hua Tuo to speed up the research progress, he reminded him sympathetically Pay attention to your body, even a fool can guess that there must be tricks in it.

But after getting sick, Liu Xi became even more rascal, and he didn't even bother to put on a serious face. He hugged Guo Jia's arm and said coquettishly, "He's going to cut my head open! It's just to split my head! How dare you still do that?" I look forward to him doing it soon! Do you not love me anymore, am I going to be abandoned? Why am I so miserable! I feel so sad..."

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A huge cold sweat fell on his forehead.I looked at Guo Jia's obviously maladjusted face, shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and exited the door decisively.

A dead fellow Taoist is not a poor Taoist, and Guo Jia has to bear the burden of his own sins even on his knees.Liu Xi used to have a strong convulsion even if he had a convulsion. At most, he sang "Borrow another 500 years from the sky" and called everyone to "get up." creepy style.But since she made clear the relationship with Guo Jia, she seems to have suddenly opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and completed the transformation from queen to glass-hearted heroine.

Since Guo Jia is the instigator of this weird change in her, he should be responsible to the end and not hurt the innocent.

It's not that I'm not loyal enough, it's that I'm too busy to take care of myself.

Zhuge Zhan, the eldest son of Kong Ming and I, is an awkward baby with upside-down routines, crying when it’s time to sleep, loud crying when it’s time to sleep, and using other people’s clothes as diapers when hugging and coaxing him. The locals turned on their backs.I was reluctant to beat him, scolded him and grinned at you with a toothless mouth, until I was exhausted from torment.I had no other choice, so I had to write a book and ask Kong Ming, who was far away in Hanzhong, for help.

In Kong Ming's reply, he compared the names of his son and his son, and there was only one sentence: "Looking at the sun and the moon, I think about it." In addition, when the shopkeeper shook his hand, Guo Jia laughed: "'Looking at the sun and the moon, I think about it.' There is another sentence, 'The cloud of the road is far away, can the cloud come?', the princess blames Kong Ming!"

... I hate them who think they are smart and talk about words!In fact, even without Kong Ming's letter, I have already put the trip to Hanzhong on the agenda.Hanzhong of the Three Kingdoms is located in the southwestern part of the Chinese territory of later generations, with the Qinling Mountains in the north and a basin in the middle. The land is fertile and has always been a battleground for military strategists.Not only me, but even Liu Xi plans to go to Hanzhong to sit in town, but because he is sick, he is afraid that he will not be able to withstand the long-distance travel so he stays in Shengyang to recuperate temporarily, and will choose to go there soon.

I originally planned to go to Hanzhong with Liu Xi, but I couldn't stand Zhuge Zhan's torment. Husband guides wife. Now that Kong Ming has spoken, I must unswervingly implement it, so I hurriedly finished my affairs and worked day and night. Send his son to Hanzhong to teach him Lao Tzu.

When the father and son met for the first time, Kong Ming held Zhuge Zhan, a hot potato, and smiled with a smile: "Madam has worked hard, so Zhan'er will be handed over to my husband, and I promise to take care of everything."

Haikou is quite big!

Of course I don't doubt his ability, but newborns are really difficult to discipline, so I can't help being curious about Kong Ming's method: "This child has caused me a lot of trouble, how do you plan to treat him?"

Kong Ming smiled without saying a word, turned around and handed his son to the person behind him: "From now on, Zhan'er's food and daily life will depend on you to take care of it."

But the person who took Zhuge Zhan was himself a doll, and obviously had no experience in holding children. He put one hand on his waist and the other on his chest, although he kept saying "Yes! Yes! Yes! ", but it seems very unreliable.

As the child's mother, I couldn't help worrying: "He's only ten years old, right? Can you rest assured that you will hand over your precious son to him?"

Kong Ming confidently expressed that everything is under control: "Deng Ai is smart, although he is young, he is more than capable of handling this matter."

Deng Ai!I was shocked, is it Deng Ai, the famous general who sneaked into Jiange?

Kong Ming shook his feather fan and said: "Deng Ai has a lot of fate with the prince, and he has been recommended by the prince to worship under me."

Since Liu Xi favored him, it must be Deng Ai who captured Chengdu and led to the demise of Shu in history.I couldn't help asking: "How did you find him?" Although I am not very familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms, I still know that Deng Ai is a general of the Wei State.

Kong Ming replied: "The lord sent someone to look for it..." It seemed that he was also very puzzled, "I asked Deng Ai, he had no contact with the lord before, and the ten-year-old boy didn't have any talent. I don't know why the prince pays attention to him for no reason."

Of course it is because he is a historical celebrity!It's a pity that I couldn't tell Kong Ming what I said, so I had no choice but to keep silent and babble.

Later Liu Xi told me that Deng Ai was born in a wealthy family in Nanyang, but unfortunately his biological father died early and was not valued by the family.In history, after Cao Cao captured Jingzhou in the 13th year of Jian'an, he forced the Deng family to move to Runan, and Deng Ai and his widowed mother were among them.He used to be a cowherd boy and took care of the straw. He had no ambitions in his early years, and it was not until he met the nobleman Sima Yi that he hit the sky.

Liu Xi liked Deng Ai's talent, and started to inquire about him everywhere after the first battle in Xinye, but unfortunately, he was never found, which made Liu Xi very surprised.Fortunately, he finally remembered that Deng Ai had changed his name twice in history. The first time was when he went to Xiangcheng, Yingchuan at the age of 12. Cheng Deng Fan, the second time was because he found out that someone in the Deng clan was already called Deng Fan, so he changed it to Deng Ai.He was born in the year when Kongming's uncle Zhugexuan died, that is, the second year of Jian'an. Even if he was counted as a false age according to the ancient custom, he was not yet 12 years old when Liu Xi looked for him, so he was neither Deng Fan nor Deng Ai, but It's called Deng Cheng—this name has been submerged in the torrent of history. Liu Xi has never heard of it, so he can't visit it.Fortunately, Deng Ai still had the nickname of "Stuttering General" in later generations, so Liu Xi asked his subordinates to find someone with both the surname Deng and stuttering, and finally dug him out from the vast crowd.

"It's really not easy!" I sighed, "But why is he not called Deng Cheng now, but still called Deng Ai?"

Liu Xi wrote in his reply: "Although he didn't go to Chengxiang City because of my butterfly effect, he still heard the phrase 'Writing is a model, behavior is a person', and he immediately changed it to Deng Fan. Then I got Jingzhou, and the clansman with the same name and surname lived in the city, and the day after the two met, he announced that he would be called Deng Ai from now on."

I'm a black thread, I'm really a master at changing my name!However, there is a saying that "referring to talents without sticking to one pattern", many talented people always have some strange hobbies, so I didn't take it seriously, as long as he can teach Zhan'er well, I will enshrine him even if he is a new one every day. For the honored guest.

When I thought that Zhan'er might also stutter because of imitating Deng Ai's speech, it was already half a month later.

"Kong Ming!" This thought burned my ass, and I jumped three feet in fright, rushing into the meeting room impatiently and grabbing Kong Ming for discussion.

The officers and soldiers who were talking to Kong Ming saw that I had lost an inch like an ant on a hot pot, and thought something serious happened. A man in Tsing Yi on the left asked first: "Cao Cao is here to commit a crime?"

"Uh..." I froze, not knowing how to answer for a moment.

Kong Ming analyzed the clues from my expression, curled the corner of his mouth, and said loudly: "Princess is a thousand years old!" This reminder was timely, and everyone in the hall bowed their heads in the blink of an eye.

I was very embarrassed: "You generals don't need to be polite." I hurriedly raised my hand to support Kong Ming.Monarchs and ministers are different, even if I don't want to, I have to accept his courtesy in front of outsiders.

Kong Ming smiled and said to the man in Tsing Yi who spoke just now: "General Qin, the princess probably has some private matters with me..."

Qin Fan came to understand, his face was ashamed, and he retreated with the rest of the people after repeatedly apologizing.

Kong Ming asked with a smile, "What happened?"

I thought his smile seemed to be gloating, and my mind became hot, and I said, "Since the Battle of Chibi, you borrowed a strong southeast wind for Zhou Yu for three days and three nights at the Seven Star Altar, and it has been widely rumored that you can pinch and count." My god. Why don’t I count today as why I came here?”

Kong Ming couldn't help laughing: "When I 'praised the wind', it happened to be the winter solstice, and the yang energy rose, so the wind direction changed. I just took advantage of this opportunity to make a show."

"Pretending to be a ghost!" I pretended to curse.Kong Ming shook his feather fan, triumphantly: "Not necessarily, I can figure out why you came today." I shook my head in disbelief, but he really counted his fingers and murmured: "Heaven and earth Second, the flying dragon is on top..."

He himself is so handsome that he is not like ordinary people. He is dressed in white and has a feather fan scarf. He really looks like a fairy.I couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Kong Ming glanced at me, and continued to pretend to answer: "The princess is here for Zhan'er!"

This time I was really surprised: "Can you really figure it out?"

"Why are you so impatient, you will be tricked as soon as you cheat." Kong Ming shook his head again and again, with a helpless tone, "Apart from Zhan'er, what else can make you anxious?"

When I thought that this was really the case, I shared my concerns with him, and Kong Ming laughed: "Madam, don't worry, we have already made arrangements for my husband." He shouted outside the room, and immediately there were three wives in their 40s and [-]s. Come in and salute.Kong Ming said: "I just wanted to discuss with you. I carefully selected three people, all of whom are used to being wet nurses and teaching nuns. Zhan'er has changed her previous bad habits after being taught by Deng Ai, and it is time for her to retire. That's it. From tomorrow onwards, these three women will take care of Zhan'er."

It turned out that he took "Zhan'er" as an exam question to test Deng Ai's talent, and promised to accept him as a disciple if he succeeded, which inspired Deng Ai to do his best to serve the devil king.Although I don't know exactly what method Deng Ai used, but he lost at least ten catties in just over ten days, which must be a history of blood and tears in detail.Fortunately, his hard work was not in vain, and he finally got his wish and became a disciple of Kong Ming.

This is a win-win result. I held Kong Ming's hand very excitedly: "It is really a great fortune in my life to be your wife..."

Kong Ming's eyes looked over softly, and he was very doting: "Daughter's family is born to be blessed, so leave all troubles to me, this man."

Me, me, let's get out of here before my face gets burned...

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