Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

"Ha, big fish!" With a loud chorus, the heavy fishing net was pulled up by two "bodyguards", and the white fish scales reflected the sunlight, shining like broken silver.

"Ma'am, there are big fish to eat tonight." The straightforward man rolled up his trousers, and excitedly held up the big fish in the net for me to see.

"So big!" I exclaimed.The one-inch herring twisted and struggled in Lu Laosi's hand, almost slipping out of his hand, alive and well.

"Thanks to the angle made by the master!" Lu Laosi had been a fisherman for several years before he fell into the grass. , if he sees this horn, he will be crazy with joy."

The journey was boring, Kong Ming had nothing to do, so he developed a fishing tool that resembled a horn, which he named "Yujiao".Different from the fishing nets commonly used by fishermen in the Three Kingdoms period, the front part of the fishing angle is an open bell mouth, and then it is connected with a spindle-shaped net device, and the inside is full of hidden hooks. Once the fish enters the angle, it is absolutely impossible to come back There is a chance to escape.Lu Laosi tried it twice, and he was able to catch big fish at every corner, so he couldn't help but admire this kind of container that has no entry but no exit.

"Mr. is really alive in Ghost Valley!" He poured all the caught fish into the wooden bucket, and praised with a smile on his face.

Just as later generations praised smart people as "Zhuge is alive", the folks of the Three Kingdoms highly respect Guiguzi's intelligence, and "Living Guigu" is a very high evaluation.On the side, Kong Ming, who was holding a scroll, looked focused, but the slightly raised corners of his mouth still revealed his good mood at the moment.

I belatedly remembered that Kongming's idol, Le Yi, was rumored to be Guiguzi's apprentice.So, don't look at him as if he didn't know anything about the conversation between me and Lu Laosi, but he might be secretly happy in his heart!

——cut~ so boring~ coquettish!

"Let's make fried fish tonight!" Not daring to say what was in my heart, I had to force myself to turn my attention back to food.The cooking method of the Three Kingdoms is mainly steaming, but if a herring of the size Lu Laosi caught is stir-fried with mustard greens, sour soup, spicy oil, etc., the taste must be so delicious that people can't wait to lick the plate clean, right?Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

However, Kong Ming has always been an expert at spoiling the scenery.Before Lu Lao Si, who loves to eat fried fish the most, agreed to my suggestion, Kong Ming killed this excellent idea in the cradle, and the reason was very high-sounding: "Madam's seasickness symptoms are slightly relieved, and she is pregnant with a fetus." , the diet should not be too fishy, ​​it is better to take some vegetables and fruits to make vegetarian soup, which is beneficial to the sick body."

Can you stop being so annoying!I couldn't help but glared at him: "I'm all healed, I can eat a cow now, and the herring is completely fine."

"Oh?" Kong Ming smiled, "I remember someone said last night that he was sick and weak, let alone beating mosquitoes, and even had difficulty getting up."

...I choke.Midsummer is the season when mosquitoes are rampant, and I don't know what is wrong with this small passenger ship. There are more mosquitoes in the cabin than on the shore, and they chase me to suck blood, which makes me miserable.I woke up Kong Ming last night because I couldn’t stand the itching all over my body. The experience of everyone sleeping but me waking up alone was too tragic. It's time to come forward and be anxious about what I am anxious about.

Of course, I will not tell Kong Ming, in fact, I dare not hit the mosquitoes at all, otherwise I will be ridiculed to death by him.There is essentially no difference between murder and rape, but sometimes I am such a self-deceiving creature. As long as I don’t raise the butcher knife myself, I can hide behind my conscience with peace of mind and pretend that I don’t know anything about the killing I caused.

Knowing that I was wrong, the only thing I can do is play tricks: "I don't care, anyway, I feel that I have recovered, I want to eat big herring!"

"Then eat it." Kong Ming smiled, his eyes curved into beautiful arcs, "It seems that the medicinal bath is really effective. You only need to use it a few times, and you will not be troubled by seasickness at all."

My face instantly turned red.

Even though the conversations are normal, he can always seem to be unintentionally revealing a strong sense of ambiguity in his voice. He has been stuck on the boat these days with nothing to do, so he uses all his cleverness. On these crooked ways!However, his face is still full of righteousness. If I mention a few words, he will be questioned by him for judging the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

The boss of the boat didn't see the bad water in Kong Ming's stomach at all. Although he was a little embarrassed by my warning to prevent problems before they happened, he was still a good husband and son-in-law who was reluctant to hit the door. It is very clear and clear: "My daughter is only twenty-eight years old, and she has not yet married. I don't know if there is an unmarried younger brother in my husband's family. I don't want wealth and honor. I just want to know the cold and the hot like the husband, and love my wife."

"It's a pity that my younger brother has already married a wife." Kong Ming looked at me meaningfully, smiling like a fox that has stolen fish, "However, Laosi Lu is also a good man, young and strong, sincere and down-to-earth, he can be a good match I don't know if the boat owner is willing to consider it?"

"The bodyguard?" The boss of the boat recalled Lu Laosi's thick body and his slightly vulgar behavior in the past two days, he hesitated, "Although he is honest, my little girl once said that she wanted to marry a scholar..."

Kong Ming's eyes were clear.

The ancients believed that "everything is inferior, only reading is high". Although the boatman took a fancy to Kong Ming's temperament, in the final analysis, if he didn't have the blessing of inadvertent elegance, he would not be able to win the favor of the boat boss just by being considerate.After all, for the girls who are pursuing "□□ Ye Tianxiang" nowadays, even if the reckless Lu Lao Si loves his wife, he is just a reckless man who can't stand on the stage.

"As long as the girl is willing to marry me, I will really treat her very well!" After learning about this, Lu Laosi felt very regretful, as if to increase his own weight, he kept listing his own advantages, "I am strong!" Big, and willing to endure hardships, as long as I have a bite to eat, my wife will definitely not be hungry, but why is there no girl who is willing to be with me?"

He is already in his thirties this year. In the Three Kingdoms where early marriage and early childbearing, the grandsons of his peers who move quickly can call him father, but he has never even held a woman's little hand. It is really miserable.

"To tell you the truth, I went up to the mountain to become a bandit, mainly to find a wife." Touching the stubble on his chin, Lu Lao Si grinned dryly, very embarrassed, "Our life of fishing Bitter, I sleep on the boat all year round, and it’s not easy to say goodbye. I have a brother who grew up wearing the same pair of pants as me. He entered the village a year earlier than me. At that time, I laughed at him for not fishing well. , who would have thought that in the second year he would bring back a big fat boy, who made me envious. I guessed that he must have some tricks, so I chased after his ass for several days to find out, and it turned out that After becoming a bandit, as long as you are obedient and willing to work, the boss will decide to give you a wife."

This is the practice of many cottages.Because of the high risk and poor reputation of the banditry industry, almost no women would voluntarily become bandit wives, so the heads of the major cottages are consciously self-reliant, and actively encourage the little bandits under their command to go down the mountain to rob.Therefore, wherever bandits are rampant, the number of missing women is always extremely large.

"In fact, two years ago, I also got a little daughter-in-law. It was only half a year after we got married, and I didn't even have a baby. I treated her very well. It was winter at that time, and I couldn't bear to wear a leather jacket myself, so I did my best. Let her wear it, but she is too stubborn, she refuses to eat or wear a jacket, she would rather freeze to death and starve to death than befriend me, I bumped into the wall without watching, and almost died on the spot." Speaking of the past, Lu Laosi was also a little bit embarrassed, "She said that her surname was Huang, and she came to Nanyang to find relatives. On the way, she met people from our village and watched her man beheaded. She fainted and woke up. She has already arrived in my room. So, in the middle of the night, she dreamed that her man came to find her, saying that if she dared to follow her husband-killing enemy, he would drag her into the [-]th floor of hell."

Lu Laosi seemed careless, but he was actually a soft-hearted person. Seeing the little woman crying miserably, he didn't dare to do anything to her, and secretly let her out of the village.

"Because of this, I was cut off by the head of the family, and I will lose my share if I get a daughter-in-law in the village later." Lu Laosi said helplessly, "I don't know what happened to the Huang family, I let her go I only stuffed a few iron coins at the time, it won't last long..."

Lu Lao Si is a stubborn person. Although he saved a small amount of money by saving money in Shengyang Village for a few years, he has a deep-rooted concept that all his money should be reserved for his future daughter-in-law. .Since Mrs. Huang refuses to marry him, he can't give her money, otherwise the daughter-in-law will be angry when she finds out: there is no reason to wrong her daughter-in-law for an irrelevant woman.

Kong Ming was probably really bored with idle time, and it was the first time he saw such an honest man with the potential to be strict with his wife, so he couldn't help but tease him, and asked him maliciously: "Then how much wife money have you saved? Tell me." Listen. If there are enough, let the princess help you to keep an eye out for suitable girls."

"Really?" As if duang~, Lu Laosi's whole body lit up, like a erha, wishing to pounce on me and kiss me immediately, I can almost see the tail shaking vigorously on his buttocks, "I Now I have [-] baht in my hand, plus an old gold ring from my ancestors, and half a thatched house in my hometown..."

"It's very good." Kong Ming, who was sitting on the sidelines watching the play, curled his lips and suppressed a smile. I glared at him, but turned my head to meet Lu Lao Si's earnest gaze. I had to say, "I will pay attention, but I can't. ensure……"

"You are a princess, I feel at ease with your words!" The sincere Lu Laosi automatically ignored my "but", and even started to tremble when he spoke, almost unable to contain his excitement.