Whoever wins the crouching dragon wins the world

Although I was mentally prepared for the pregnancy, when the new life really came, I was still excited and pestered Kong Ming to talk about things, and I was willing to undress and go to bed until very late.

The dreams are complicated and intricate, Tiantian, Nuoyi, Tianxin and other cute treasures come in, and finally condense into a miniature version of Kong Ming's face, blinking his big watery eyes and calling pitifully, "Mom, I want to eat candy, listen to my heart" All melted.

When I woke up the next day, the first thought that popped into my mind was that Kong Ming had to take on the responsibility of being a strict father, otherwise I would surrender as soon as the child behaved, and I would be spoiled sooner or later... But Kong Ming’s half of the bed sheet It was already cold.Opening the lattice window, you can just see him standing on the porch handing money to the merchants, he is full of energy, and his face is not tired from lack of sleep: "My wife is not feeling well... Please go to the next door to drink a pot of sake... we Wait until noon before leaving."

According to the plan, I was going to board the ship early today to go to Hanoi County, but when I was delayed, the whole ship delayed the departure time.

"How was your rest last night?" Kong Ming noticed my gaze, saluted the merchants hurriedly, and walked upstairs unhurriedly.

"You should have woken me up earlier." I couldn't help blaming Kong Ming, who had promised to be my humanoid alarm clock yesterday.

"It's okay." Kong Ming thoughtfully said, "We don't need to rush the schedule, you are twins now, it will be beneficial and harmless to rest for a while."

"Who said there is no need to rush the schedule?" I couldn't help but glared at him, "Xing Hao and his son can look forward to Shengyang County." Ever since Xing Ju Yongbing became self-reliant, he has become a thorn in Cao Cao's side, although because of Chibi The vitality of the battle was severely damaged, and there was no large amount of troops to attack the city for the time being, but the harassment continued. Liu Xi was also afraid that the Xings and his sons would not be able to withstand the pressure, so he sent me and Kong Ming to help out.

But Kong Ming didn't have the awareness of being a reinforcement at all. He opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Master Xing has blocked Cao's army for more than half a year. He has already had rich experience and is familiar with it. The princess does not need to worry about him."

... If Xing Ju heard these words, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.

Although I intend to speed up my pace, the situation during pregnancy is really beyond my control.

"The pulse condition is strong and the heart rate is unstable. According to Liang, I'm afraid it's because of overthinking." Putting his fingers on my wrist for a while, Kong Ming shook his feather fan and said solemnly.

"It's obviously seasick." I pulled back my arm and said angrily, "I'll be fine after a night of sleep, you don't need to worry about me." Because the journey was boring, I told him a lot about my plans for raising children in the future, and he Criticism for thinking too much...err...is called "overthinking".

"When did the princess learn medical skills?" Kong Ming looked at me and smiled, with sly brows, and whispered, "Take off your outer clothes."

"What?" I looked at him suspiciously, thinking I had heard wrong.

"Undress!" Kong Ming repeated it leisurely, with clear eyes and a slight smile on his lips.

It turned out that I heard it right... The symptoms of seasickness surged up like a tide, and I felt embarrassed, but I hesitated when I refused: "You—what do you want to do?" I was thinking about it, but why is this dialogue and this scene so familiar?Various types of movies I watched in my previous life are churning in my mind...

Well, I'm still pregnant and seasick, so stop thinking about it.

"Of course it's healing." Kong Ming got up generously, letting my gaze linger on his elegant moon robe.

"I practiced acupuncture for several years in my early years." He walked slowly to the table, unwrapped the package, revealing the dense rows of silver needles inside, turned around and asked me very innocently, "What do you think I'm going to do? "

"It's nothing." He is an extremely perceptive person, he saw the clues soon after we got married, and probably guessed that I was not as innocent as an ancient lady.

I know that I can't hide it from him with my small thoughts, but since he pretends to be confused, I have learned and used it now: "I'm just asking for nothing." I also have to pretend.However, Kong Ming's eyes were too teasing, I was so red-faced by him, I simply closed my eyes, buried my head under the quilt, and said, "I don't want acupuncture. I'm sleepy, you go out, I'll sleep for a while. "

"Sleep after the acupuncture." Through the quilt, Kong Ming's voice was full of smiles, "It's such a hot day, you don't have to worry about getting yourself bored."

"I don't want... that, I don't want acupuncture!" It was indeed hot to be hit, but it was better than facing Kong Ming's teasing gaze.I have no face to see him.

But Zhuge Liang, who has never been impatient, knocked on my tortoise shell persistently on the top of his head: "Hurry up, don't be bored, be careful to spoil the child."

"Go away!" I struggled with all my strength, but the woman couldn't hold back the man's strength, let me hide to the left, and he didn't know how to pounce, and lifted the corner of the quilt on the top of his head lightly and skillfully.The sharp silver needles gave off a frightening cold light under the reflection of the light. I shivered involuntarily and refused more firmly: "There is no such trouble as acupuncture. Seasickness is normal. Really, I can just lie down for a while." gone."

"If you are sick, you need to be treated, not to mention that you still have a child in your belly." Kong Ming held down my wobbly arms and lay motionless on top of me. "Are you willing to do it yourself, or do you want me to do it?"

It was obviously a normal conversation, but he deliberately said it in a thousand turns, ambiguous.I don't know what to see in a pair of eyes, they are dark in color, like the undercurrents surging like the bottom of the sea, so deep that it makes people panic.

I was so ashamed that I couldn't even speak, so I had to push him instinctively, wishing I could drive this shameless apprentice out of the house immediately.

"I don't want you to worry about it, I'll be fine..." As if deliberately trying to embarrass me, before my words fell, my stomach, which had been churning all afternoon, couldn't wait to prove my existence, the stench It gushed out through the esophagus, and if Kong Ming hadn't hid quickly, the foul-smelling filth would almost have sprayed him all over his face.

"Are you okay?" The vomit on the ground was so disgusting that I couldn't bear to look directly at it. I felt so ashamed and angry that I wanted to dig a hole in the ground.

"How can a patient be so busy?" Kong Ming took out a juan handkerchief and wiped my mouth as if he hadn't heard it. My lips: "Open your mouth——"

"I'm not thirsty..."

"gargle!"

The dry water flowed into the mouth along the tip of the tongue, washing every corner of the mouth, but the thought of spitting the dirty water back into the cup in front of Kong Ming made me feel uncomfortable.The smell in the room is disgusting, Kong Ming has always loved cleanliness, will it spoil him...

But Kong Ming seemed completely unaware of my entanglement, and he never even raised his eyebrows: "Spit!"

I hesitated for a moment, but I still obeyed and said awkwardly, "Why don't you let Feng Cha come in to help." I'm really stressed when you stand here!

"I have something to do to serve tea." This merchant ship is only a dozen meters long, and the current is fast and the hull is bumpy. Everyone has a small space to stay, so there is nothing urgent to do.But Kong Ming just ignored my suggestion, and even made a plausible reason, "I am your husband, and it is enough for me to take care of you. Don't worry, I don't despise you."

……

My blood was boiling, and I became more and more awkward.

"Lie down!" Kong Ming didn't bother to pay attention to me writhing on the bed like a twist, grabbed my hand and put it on the side, the quilt was spread on the abdomen, thick-skinned like Hongnong's city wall, "It's only natural for a husband to take care of his wife." , I have to practice more, so as not to be blamed by my wife and brother for my impure skills in the future, are you right?"

I was ashamed to answer right and I couldn't answer wrong out of my conscience, so I just blushed and stared at him, and refused to speak again.However, because the cleaning took up my attention, he finally stopped talking about acupuncture, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

I have never been in contact with acupuncture in modern times. Although I heard that as long as the acupoints are pierced correctly, there will be no pain, but I always feel that it is very mysterious. There is no reason for such a long needle to poke into the flesh without pain!

Because I would rather die than acupuncture, Kong Ming finally found another way and switched to medicinal baths to relieve my seasickness symptoms.At first I thought it was a good solution, but soon, I found that the fabric will become transparent after soaking in water, especially when standing up, it will inevitably outline the curve of the body...

According to Kong Ming, the curative effect of each medicated bath can only last for six hours, and once the time expires, the symptoms of seasickness will definitely recur.So in order to keep my health, I have to take another shower every twelve hours.During this period, Kong Ming, as my only attending physician, naturally needs to be accompanied all the way to prevent accidents.

I protested: "It's just a bath, just climb into the tub and sit obediently, I'm fine by myself."

"Princess doesn't know something, medicinal baths are the most likely to cause accidents." Kong Ming shook his feather fan lightly, and made up excuses, "Blood energy rises in the bath, and it is very easy to get dizzy. If you pass out in the tub, the consequences will be disastrous."

His face is very serious, and there is no trace of any wretched intention to take advantage of the opportunity, but who am I?The one who gets the most complaints on the future generations forum is a prudish and wretched man like him!So I gave him a huge white eye.

"The relationship between Mr. and Mrs. is really good." In the ancient times when men were superior to women, there were very few husbands who were willing to put down their bodies to take care of women. In the year of marriage, if I can find a husband and son-in-law who is as considerate as my husband, I will feel relieved."

I thought he had taken a fancy to Kong Ming and wanted his daughter to be Kong Ming's concubine, so I couldn't help but lose face, and said directly: "My husband-in-law vowed not to take a concubine."

"Oh, is that so?" The boss of the boat was startled, a little embarrassed for a while, "Sir, you are really a rare and worthy son-in-law in the world."

I smiled and thanked him for his compliment.

Kong Ming pulled me aside, as if he thought it was amused: "My lord said he was pregnant for three years, so there is no reason for you to be so jealous. The boss of the boat has no such intention."

I was dissatisfied: "Why didn't he mean it? It's so clear after talking too much."

Kong Ming still laughed: "The boss of the boat is really just expressing his sigh."

...That being said, there is really a possibility.But I don't care what he means, I just need to make my position clear: "There is nothing wrong with taking precautions. Some people say that when the wife is pregnant, the husband is most likely to cheat, so I have to be more vigilant, lest I accidentally Just let others take advantage of it!" Although I believe that Kong Ming would not do such a shameless thing, it is still unavoidable to feel impetuous when seeing someone rushing to deliver the goods to your door.

"What is cheating? Talking nonsense again!" Kong Ming was curious and funny, begging for mercy repeatedly, "Pregnant women are the most prone to wild thoughts, and today I see it. I promise that there is only one woman in my heart, okay?"

"Hmph, you're sensible!" I also felt that I was making a fuss out of a molehill, so I put on a serious face for a while, and couldn't help but smile.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the mines of 16 years and Su Erer!bow!