[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

Ah Can sighed, and said, "Let's eat first."

Saitama said: "I didn't bring any money."

Ah Can glanced at him and said, "I treat you."

Saitama took out the menu and handed it to Can, "Thank you."

"...It's okay." Ah Can casually ordered one, and when she was waiting for the noodles to come, she said to Saitama again, "...Although it's a little hard to say this to you when we met for the first time, but please tell me I'll sign it."

Saitama said: "You are so cautious, you thought you were going to marry me."

A Can: "..."

"Then, your answer?" Can took out the ipad, and adjusted the business direction and signing rights of 'love twice', but before she could show it to Saitama, the other party nodded and said, "Okay. "

Ah Can was taken aback. "Don't answer so fast, I haven't said anything yet! What if you are sold by me?"

Saitama scratched his cheek and said with a smile, "I'll run back after being sold."

A Can twitched the corners of her mouth, "Your way of thinking is really strange...but it's a good thing for me."

Saitama: "?"

The noodles are ready, and Ah Can is not too hungry, she is eating the noodles slowly while looking at the iPad, "You are the protagonist, even if you have agreed to sign a contract with me, you still have to say what should be said, in this form something that cannot be avoided.”

"I understand, I understand." Saitama nodded.

"I'm an employee of 'Love Second'. Our store mainly targets women, and the business slogan is to use male gods to fulfill girls' dreams..."

"But aren't you a hero like me? There is no evidence to say... Well, the goddess of gunfire!" Saitama interrupted.

It's the queen of mouth...

Ah Can was speechless, but she didn't want to correct her. She thought the Goddess of Fire would sound better, "The hero is a sideline business, and my main business is the employees of the surrounding stores. Our store manager is a wise, brave, suave, unrestrained, unrestrained, unrestrained, and proficient in everything. God-man."

"Is your boss nearby?" Saitama took a bite of noodles and looked around, "Which one is it?"

"He's in my heart." Ah Can showed him a look of 'you know', "The store manager James is a super god who can do everything in the world, he invented a time-space gate that spans space... I don’t know exactly how it works, so let’s skip this point, I mainly go to the virtual plane through the time-space gate to find various male gods to sign contracts, so as to satisfy the dreams of girls of all ages.”

"To put it simply, the nature of my job is similar to that of a cowherd. I specialize in pleasing women, right?" Saitama looked at Can with sharp eyes and a serious expression, "You have a good eye."

"Necessary." A Can snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "You will be compensated accordingly for completing the task. For example, our environment is elegant, the benefits are generous, and there are many neighbors. You can do everything in fighting and fighting, and you don't have to worry about your life. , the degree of freedom is quite high. The most important point is that you sign with me, you are not completely selling yourself. You have the right to refuse the customer's request, and the contract is only for us to find you in the first time the customer asks for it. Others Do whatever you want when the time comes, and..."

"Slip it down to less than twenty characters!" Saitama interrupted her forcefully.

Can pulled out the signed contract from the ipad and handed it to Saitama, "Come on, sign it."

Saitama only took a few glances before picking up the pen to sign his name. When he finished writing the last stroke, many images were sent to his mind, "...well, what is in my head?"

"It's about the specific content of the terms of the contract. This is also stated in the contract, mainly to prevent you from forgetting."

"No, no..." Saitama closed his eyes, paused for a few seconds, and when he opened them again, his face was blank for a few seconds, "I am the protagonist of a manga...?"

"Yes, you are the protagonist of the plane of "One Punch Man". Here, before the author ends or the protagonist changes, the whole world revolves around you." A Can asked after eating the last bite of noodles. :"How do you feel now?"

"It's cool." Saitama laughed like an idiot.

"..." Ah Can choked for a moment, "You adapt so quickly."

"Fans or something, I don't care, but... if there are, I don't mind." Saitama looked at her secretly.

Ah Can smiled, "Of course there is your request. The most important thing I am here is because of you. There are fans who want your cloak."

Saitama: "...Just, just want the cloak?" He seemed a bit unacceptable, "Is there no other request?"

"Yes."

She took back the contract, put it back into the ipad, called the waiter to pay the bill, walked to someone behind Saitama, and said, "Mr. Hungry Wolf...?" Her eyes stopped at the almost inverted triangle hairstyle superior.

"You are?" Hungry Wolf narrowed his eyes to look at her, his eyes flashed red, his smile was dangerous, "Are you a hero too?"

"Yes, I'm a B-level hero, I was just rated a few days ago."

"Class B? I'm not interested in you. If you leave now, I don't have to kill you." Hungry Wolf looked back and said without interest.

"Don't get me wrong." A Can raised his hand as a sign of surrender, "I want you to sign my name."

"sign?"

A Can took out the paper and pen from the ipad again, put them in front of Hungry Wolf, scratched his cheek, and looked at his wrist shyly, "Honestly speaking...you are a bit handsome."

Or cute.

In One Punch, besides the protagonist Saitama, her second favorite is Hungry Wolf.

However, Saitama's serious look is extremely difficult to see, and he keeps staring at his stick figured face, no matter how idiotic his fans are, he can't fall in love with him.

Hungry Wolf: "...Huh?"

Ah Can looked at his face, because he was just an adult, his face was between green and mature, at this moment he was a little doubtful about her words, he took the pen and turned it around, hesitating whether to sign his name.

"That... I can say it's your fan."

Her eyes rested on Hungry Wolf's pectoral muscles, bulging from regular exercise.

18 years old, the same age as Hua, with strong strength, strong muscles, excellent hand feeling, very suitable for sex.

Various unsuitable images for children have been rotating in Ah Can's mind, and the hungry wolf has been humiliated and crying in it.

"Sign it, sign it, you can't do anything to me anyway!" Hungry Wolf estimated the difference in strength between the two, and felt relieved.

He wrote his name so big that it almost took up the entire paper, his expression was not as arrogant as before, but extremely serious.

Acan smiled slightly.

This child is really fit to cry.

Want to bully him.

Bullied to cry.

Suppressing his growing bad taste, Ah Can sat back at his table, called the waiter, pointed at the hungry wolf, and said, "I will also pay for his table."

The voice was not deliberately suppressed, Hungry Wolf had an expression of 'Are you stupid?', "The villain doesn't have to pay for food! Why do you have to pay!"

Saitama has been doing background work since just now, and when he heard this, he asked, "Do you want to eat the overlord's meal?"

The waiter looked at the hungry wolf with a vigilant expression.

Ah Can smoothed things over with a smile, "I don't know how to eat the overlord's meal, I always say I treat guests."

Saitama leaned closer to her ear and whispered, "You want to sign even him?"

"He's the type I like, of course I want to sign." Ah Can also replied in a low voice.

"Hmph!" The hungry wolf turned around and left.

"Wait." Saitama didn't want to let him go, after all, he was the one who injured the undocumented knight, so he also chased him out.

Ah Can originally wanted to go to his house with Saitama to find someone else to sign a contract with, so he also ran out at this time.Really, the inertia of the plot is really strong, she has deliberately disturbed the plot, but she can still get back on track.

What happened after that was that Hungry Wolf was intimidated by Saitama, and then he was caught and taken to the headquarters of the monster. Can followed Saitama back to his house.

There are already other guests in Saitama's house, king, Fubuki, Banggu, and Bangpu.Janos sat on a side table to accompany him.

Seeing Saitama coming back, Genos immediately got up to greet him. When he saw Can, he froze for a moment and said with an unfriendly expression, "Who are you?"

Saitama said: "She is... yes, what is your real name?"

Ah Can sighed, "My name is Ah Can."

"The tenth hero of Class B?" Fubuki squinted his eyes, "Exactly, I plan to find you in a few days, do you want to join my Fubuki team?"

Ah Can's eyes paused on Chuuxue's rather burly chest, she smiled and said, "Thank you, but my ability is not suitable for group combat."

"Oh?" Fuxue flipped through the phone, "Your ability is not revealed on the association's website, but seeing how weak you are, without my protection, you wouldn't be able to survive tomorrow! Or...do you even look down on me? "

A Can shook her head, she approached Fuxue and tried to hold her hand, but she was not rejected. "No, sister Fubuki cares about me, I know it. However, my ability is very special, and I'm really not suitable for group combat. If I join the Fubuki team, it will only drag you down, and even cause some bad influence. sorry."

"Chuixue... elder sister?" Fuxue's attention was all focused on this address, she looked at Ah Can, and somehow felt warm in her heart, so she patted her chest and said, "Okay, since you call me sister , then I will make you the deputy head of the Fubuki team!"

Ah Can was dumbfounded, "...No, um, the deputy team leader...I too..."

"That's it!" Fuxue said with a final word.

Can looked at Saitama, who was already sitting next to King and playing the game.Ah Can thought for a while, then took out a blank piece of paper from the iPad and put it on the table, "Well, can everyone sign it for me?"

Bang Gu took the paper and said, "What do you sign for?"

A Can faced him, not daring to tell a lie, after all, in front of this kind of old man who has experienced ups and downs for most of his life, lies will only become the reason for them to hate themselves.But I can’t tell the truth, there is another Fubuki here, after omitting a part, she said: “Actually, I’ve been collecting autographs of heroes recently, B-level and C-level have been collected a lot, and S-level ones haven’t been signed yet, it’s rare If you can meet here, then... if not, forget it."

Banggu signed it.

Ah Can looked at his brother Bangpu, and Bangpu pointed at himself, "Do I want to sign too?"

"Yes! Thank you very much!" Can nodded.

Going around the room one by one, everyone wrote their names, and she got Saitama's cloak smoothly, and hid in Saitama's room and gave the cloak to the client. This task was finally over.

But now she is facing another problem, whether to go back immediately to complete the task in the spiritual world, or continue to stay here with a punch, waiting for a while to fight the weirdo, so that she can collect the remaining S-level signatures.

Because after leaving and coming back, it is difficult to meet such a good time for S-level heroes to gather together, but if you don't leave, it's a waste of time to work here.She has 41 tasks left.

She was a little uncertain.

While struggling, Saitama came over and said, "You seem to be quite bored, come and play games."

"Okay." A Can followed.