[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

Regarding Metal Knight's strong recommendation, the Heroes Association actually has its own considerations. They didn't expect Can's hormones to play a big role. He also gave a friendly evaluation of a B-level hero.

It completely eliminated the possibility of A-can wanting to be lazy.

Although they were rated as heroes, they couldn't give the order to let Ah Can go every time a weirdo appeared. This also caused her to come to this world for a few days, and she hasn't been out of the association a few times.When she was called to wait for the opportunity to go out, she was stopped by a person who claimed to be a manager of xx, saying that because she was good-looking and very friendly, she planned to push her to become an idol that would not lose to Masked Sweetheart hero.

Ah Can immediately refused, and his attitude was still very tough.

She doesn't want to be a star, not at all.Because of this obvious rejection, the manager didn't force her anymore, but left her contact information, hoping that Ah Can would change her mind one day.

Ah Can looked at it, and put it in his pocket out of politeness.

She waited at the door for a while before being called over.

"It's not good, it's not good." The staff of the Heroes Association was sweating profusely. He pointed to the cockroach monster on the screen and said, "This thing has made more than a dozen of our heroes lose their fighting power."

A Can looked at the two-meter-long cockroach, and swallowed, "You, you don't want me to kill you...? Ordinary ones are okay, so big, I really..."

"No!" The man interrupted her, "I just want to ask Ms. Can to persuade him to let him die voluntarily!"

"...This is impossible..." No matter how big the gold finger is, it is impossible for people to die voluntarily. A Can waved her hand, but her wish was ignored, and the black suits looked at her sincerely. to her.

"I'm counting on you, Miss Can!"

Being stared at by this kind of gaze, it was even harder for Ah Can to refuse, "Let me try..."

Anyway, with an ipad in hand, there is no danger to his life. At worst, he will fight for his life with strange people like a zombie man.

When we got to the place, there were a few people lying scattered about [-] meters away from the cockroach monster, all of them in strange clothes. According to speculation, they should be colleagues of the Heroes Association.Ah Can tightly clutched the ipad in his hand and got out of the car.

"Hahahahaha, is there no one in the Hero Association! You even sent such a weak girl over here!" The cockroach monster shook its tentacles and said to A Can, "I see you here for the first time, I will spare your life, get out of here Bar!"

Ah Can said to him, "I'm sorry."

"Why are you apologizing to me?" The cockroach villain was puzzled.

On the way here, Ah Can didn't find a suitable weapon, so he looked left and right, picked up a stone from the ground, and started throwing it at the weird cockroach, "What are you doing!" The weird cockroach walked a few steps towards Ah Can, "Even you want to destroy me? What did we cockroaches do wrong? It is obvious that human beings do not clean up the breeding grounds that make us breed, and we don't want to carry germs on our bodies! Why do you think we are disgusting? Why do you want to destroy us? ?!"

"Because you are so ugly." A Can took a few steps back, "And there are so many of them, it makes people want to vomit when they appear densely together! You cockroaches are tenacious and resistant to medicines. You are full of germs, and you can reproduce beyond a doubt. Hurry up, it's disgusting! Cockroaches have no value in existence!"

"What did you say!" The cockroach was furious.

The tentacles of the cockroach monster moved faster and faster, and many cockroaches appeared from the entrance of the sewer, densely covering the entire street.Ah-can didn't know whether his health was reduced or not, anyway, his anger gauge was almost full, and when the cockroach monster was about to attack Ah-can, he said, "In order not to let me continue to be disgusted, go to hell!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the cockroach monster stopped attacking, and tears flowed from his anthropomorphic eyes. He didn't say another word, and simply blew himself up.At the same time, the cockroaches he summoned stopped moving, and when Ah Can went to check, the cockroaches were all dead.

A Can breathed a sigh of relief.

Raise the other party's anger to the maximum, and his love for me is also the greatest. Letting him die at this time has the highest probability of success.A Can's idea was confirmed.

The dead cockroaches were in charge of the dead cockroaches. A Can was thanked by a group of people after killing the monster cockroaches. The mayor also brought a TV station to interview her, which made her baffled. Later, she found out that she put The cockroaches in the whole city were wiped out.

And her ranking has also risen to the tenth of B-level, and she also got the hero name of [Queen of Mouth].

A Can: "..."

She dismissed the black suits, bought a basket of fruit, and went to visit the heroes who were injured and unconscious in the cockroach battle. The heroes were surprised, but they all accepted her kindly. I didn't expect to agree immediately.

Holding these five signatures, Ah Can felt that he was far away from going back.The so-called male god does not mean that the protagonist is good-looking, but that all male genders in this work can be called male gods.This is the same as when the salesperson calls handsome guy and beautiful girl when shopping, it is purely for the sake of hearing.Because no one knows what if a girl with abnormal aesthetics falls in love with an ugly character.

Now that you have come to a plane where you have not signed a contract, of course you must plan ahead and sign all the characters who may be called male gods.

Even if these heroes only played soy sauce in the original work.

In the world of One Punch, if you want to sign all the male gods, in addition to the hero side, there is also the weirdo side who is given a name.As for Poros, there are quite a few fans of Xiao Gongju with this one eye.

But the biggest difficulty now is that she hasn't met the protagonist Saitama yet... What?

Wait, that bald head...?

Ah Can was startled, and ran towards the bald head rubbing the light, "The gentleman in front, please wait a moment!"

The bald head didn't stop.

"The gentleman with thinner hair wait a minute!"

The bald head stopped, and the face that turned around looked like a mental retardation. "Are you calling me?"

"Ah? Hmm...Mr. Saitama?" Can asked hesitantly because the other party was dressed very casually.

"It's me." The bald head still looked at her with a mentally retarded face.

The normal-height, dressed face looking back is indeed a stick figure...

Help!The reset and the original style of painting are too harmonious!

A Can asked cautiously, "Where are you going?"

"You? You don't need to address me with honorifics. I'm just going to visit someone I know who is hurt." The bald head showed him the banana he was carrying in his hand.

"Ah... I'm very sorry." Ah Can opened his mouth, hesitated and asked, "Can you sign a contract with me?"

"Sign it? Are you from the entertainment company?"

"No, it's not..." Ah Can thought it was strange to say that suddenly, she clapped her hands and said, "Please wait for me! I'm going to do some shopping."

"What, inexplicable." Saitama said so, but did not leave, he waved at her: "Hurry up."

"Okay." Ah Can ran away. She went to the flower shop next to the hospital to buy some flowers for visiting patients, and then went to the fruit shop next to it to buy some fruits. She carried a lot of things and went upstairs with difficulty.

Sure enough, Qiyu was still waiting there, "Why did you buy so many things?"

"I bought it for you. If you go to visit a patient, it's too impolite for you to just take a bunch of bananas." Ah Can smiled.

Saitama said, "Why did you buy it for me?"

"Because I want something from you!"

Qi Yu didn't speak, probably thought it was reasonable, he entered the ward together with Ah Can, there was a man wrapped in bandages and wearing glasses covering most of his face lying in the room, the other party was a little surprised to see the two of them, "Saitama and... the Queen of Mouth?"

A Can: "..."

"You can just call me Acan."

"That, my name is..."

"Undocumented knight, I know you." A Can interrupted him, put flowers in a vase, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Saitama put the bananas on the table, picked one up and ate it himself.Before the undocumented thank you finished, he said speechlessly, "You want to eat too..."

"The newspaper of the Heroes' Association published this matter, occupying a large section, saying that a weirdo beat dozens of heroes to the ground, but it's good if you can survive, please eat a big banana." Saitama said again Take one for him.

"Although the association defines the prisoner as a weirdo, he is a human being, a human being who calls himself a weirdo..."※

"Excuse me." A Can interrupted him, picked up an apple from the fruit basket, and asked, "Is there a fruit knife?"

"...in the drawer."

Ah Can sat by the bed, picked up the fruit knife and peeled the apple.

"Thank you, but I can't eat solid food yet." Undocumented said.

"En?" Can handed a cut piece of fruit to Saitama.

Undocumented: "..."

Saitama took the apple and said, "Go ahead."

Ah Can has already guessed that it is the plot of the hungry wolf, she is a little lost in thought, so, isn't Poros already defeated?Then you won't be able to sign him, and you can only wait until you are free, and then jump to that time slot to sign him.

"I've been very concerned since just now, are you this guy's girlfriend?" Suddenly, a voice interrupted her train of thought, Ah Can came back to her senses, Saitama was holding Apple's hand for a while, and a patient in the next bed Pointing at her, he said, "You look familiar, have we met before?"

Ah Can recalled it for a while, then shook her head, "Sorry, probably not."

After she finished peeling the apple, she took out an orange from the fruit basket, cut it in half, and handed it to the man, "Are you an S-rank hero vest venerable? Can you please sign me later? I think Your vest family is very good, I hope to collect the signatures of the complete members of your family, can you?"

The Venerable Vest was stunned, "Are you still my fan? Where is the signature board?"

A Can took out a blank piece of paper, "I didn't expect to see you, I didn't bring it with me, so you sign here first."

"Oh." The venerable vest wrote his name and said, "As for my younger brothers, I'll give them a call later."

"Excuse me!"

There were quite a lot of young men called by Venerable Vest, and they crowded a corridor, but some of them had a feud with Saitama, so A Can asked Saitama to hide first, and then went to him after collecting the signatures.The collection of signatures went smoothly, the undocumented knight can't move now, and A Can plans to come back to him for signatures in a few days.

Ah Can finished her business and was walking on the road with Saitama, she spoke first: "Let's find a place to eat and talk, I have something to tell you."

Saitama nodded, "Exactly, I also have something to tell you."

The two of them sat in a noodle shop, silent to each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Acan took a deep breath.

"Please sign with me."

"I won't accept apprentices anymore!"

The two spoke at the same time, looked at each other, and fell into embarrassment again.