[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

After not seeing Steve in the rearview mirror, Yi asked the taxi driver to change the route, "I suddenly remembered that I didn't do something, can you please take me to Gotham City?"

The driver replied, "Oh, of course. But... Gotham City is very dangerous. What are you doing in Gotham City at such a young age? I don't mean anything else." The driver glanced at Yi who looked young beside him.

Ask yourself why you can't think about going to Gotham City to die at such a young age?Hearing what the driver meant, Yi frowned and narrowed his eyes. Is Gotham City so dangerous that if you are younger, you will die?It might be even more confusing tonight with its own addition.

"I've lived there for a long time, and dangers happen from time to time, but fortunately, because of the existence of Batman, danger has never come around me." Yi, maybe he will become a danger tonight, um... I have to give Batman Tim Tim bets.

The driver understood immediately and continued driving without speaking.

After arriving at the destination, Yi first handed over the money to the driver, thanked the driver politely, and then mentioned the things he bought. The two cats sat on his shoulders consciously, and Yi was about to leave when he heard the driver say, "Huh? I remember there was only one cat when you brought it into the car."

"You remember wrongly, there have always been two. It may be that the weather is relatively hot today, do you have some heatstroke? I suggest that you should not be too obsessed with work and take a rest." Yi flickered without changing his face.

"Is that so? You're right. The weather is getting hotter." The driver muttered as he closed the car door.

Yi stepped into an alley and after learning from the system that there was no surveillance nearby, Yi threw all the things he bought just now into the small space of the system except the mobile phone. You can't carry your pocket all the time, the small space that comes with the system will help a lot at this time.

After buying a few more bottles of green disposable dye, at around 7:[-] p.m., Yi finally followed the system's guidance and returned to his Gotham... No, the clown's base in Gotham, the clown's lair ————

Originally thought that the clown's base would be messy and unsorted, but looking at the neatly laid out room in front of him, Yi rarely nodded with satisfaction and didn't need to clean it himself.

"Host, I found this." The white cat took credit and bit a small booklet and ran to Yi, who was arranging some daily necessities. He bought two copies of daily necessities just to put a picture in Gotham. a convenience.

"This is specially prepared by the clown for you." The black cat gracefully flicked its tail and changed its posture to lie on the cabinet.

Yi took the booklet from the white cat's mouth. On the cover was a shiny chip with crayons written "The Clown's Makeup Manual". Yi raised his eyebrows. Now he was curious, what deal did the system make with the real clown?

"Is the real clown still alive?" Yi asked.

"Naturally, when we told him that there would be someone to replace you as a clown, and you would go to a world without clowns to become a clown, he happily accepted it, and asked me to tell you before leaving: You must be an excellent My clown~" The black cat rolled its eyes and imitated the original clown's tone of voice.

"...Oh." In Yi's mind, a clown in a purple suit stood in front of the portal and said: You must become an excellent clown~.After speaking, he happily jumped into the portal.

Alas.

Forget it, forget about the headache.

After eating some fast food, Yi started his most important thing before carnival time, uh... Makeup?right!make up!

First, he used a one-time dye to dye the originally black and beautiful hair into a coquettish bitch forgiveness green. Didn't he say that the decent character's hair would be the forgiveness color?This looks like a villain!It's still the kind of villain who is not mainstream in the countryside.

Then, after putting all the cosmetics on the sink, Yi took out the booklet called "The Clown's Makeup Handbook", rubbed it with her fingers and calculated that there were only two pages in the booklet, and opened the first page. I just wrote to open your makeup box, and Yi followed suit, which made Yi a little curious about the next steps. After all, there are only three sheets of paper and one cover. He is really curious about how to write the content on two pages, especially now that It was a waste of two sheets of paper. On the last page, "Thisisjoke~" was written in crayon, and beside it was an ugly laughing Q version of the clown head.

"..." Yi, I actually believe that the clown will really prepare a makeup manual for himself.

Sighing, Yi picked up the makeup brush and approached the mirror and began to paint and draw on the comparison picture of the clown makeup virtualized by the system. A quarter of an hour later, Yi looked at the bright green curly hair in the mirror and the tightly wrinkled ink Green eyebrows and bright green eyes, a pale complexion with thick smoky makeup and dark circles under the eyes, and lipstick extending from the corners of the lips to the cheeks, plus a gorgeous and expensive tuxedo in gay purple.

Perfect!

After comparing a few moves with herself in the mirror, Yi found that she was more and more satisfied with the clown she played. She went to the living room and looked at the clock hanging on the wall. It was 8:30PM, almost ready to leave Go make trouble.

"I'm sorry, host. I must remind you, you seem to have forgotten one thing?" The black cat jumped on the sofa and looked at Iraq.

"?" Yi was puzzled and walked towards the shoe rack.

"Your insoles." As he spoke, the black cat took out many insoles from the space and stacked them up to a height of about 20cm.

Yi Qi almost laughed, "You mean my height is not suitable for playing a clown..." Is it suitable?

It seems to remind me that the clown in the original work is a tall beauty with a height of 1.9 meters, and my height emmmmm is 1.7 meters five... Qian Linniang!

Silently picked up the insole, squatted down, stuffed the insole into the shoe, and used the sub-molecule to slightly compress the insole so as not to make it uncomfortable to step on.

"You only put up 10cm of height." The black cat reminded

"Shut up! It's a big deal and tell them that I used to add ten centimeters to increase my height!" Yi grinned a little grumpily. Since he painted the clown costume, his expressions and movements have become much richer. In fact, he is not the real one. He has facial paralysis. He witnessed the death of his family members when he was five years old, which made him more gloomy. In addition, as one of the rules of a mercenary, he controls his expression. In front of some enemies who are good at psychology, his expression is the best weapon to dissect his secrets. As a result, he rarely changed his expression.

But after becoming a clown, he doesn't need to pretend at all, because exaggerated movements and madness are the hallmarks of clowns.

"Oh, that's right. You have a task to complete tonight...don't look at me like that, I have to monitor your criminal activities in real time to score your villain's behavior." The black cat jumped onto Yi's shoulder, After seeing the other party's expression of resistance and disgust, he calmly explained why he followed him, which was a must-do task required by the former clown.

"What task?" Yi

"Creating a Batman Support Team." Black Cat