[Comprehensive British and American] Villain part-time superhero

Steve watched the other party keep picking up snacks from the cart, frowned and said with concern, "You look young, right? It's better to eat less snacks." Although he has only come to this world not long ago , but he knew from the way Tony was holding snacks all the time and his figure that snacks would make people unhealthy.

Yi was a little shocked, what the hell?Does Captain America actually care whether others eat or not eat snacks?It turned out that it was really an old lady's attribute, but Yi knew that the other party really cared about her, so she couldn't say anything.

After a long while, Yi Cai said dryly, "Because I will be very hungry when I get home from school. I am the only one in the house to eat some snacks to fill my stomach, otherwise I will easily get stomach problems."

After listening to Yi's explanation, Steve stretched his brows in relief, "That's it... Welcome to New York City, by the way, you said you just moved to New York City, I may take the liberty to ask, where did your previous home live? ?"

"Before moving to New York City, my family lived in Gotham City." After thinking about it, Yi decided to report his original address in his background information

"Gotham City?" The sentence that I live in Gotham City made Steve's brows frowned again. According to his understanding, it is a city full of crime and violence. Although there is a police officer Batman there, even if In this way, the crime rate has not dropped at all.

Yi, who could tell what Steve was thinking by looking at Steve's expression, said, "You know, Gotham City is very chaotic. That's why I moved to New York City." New York City is not much better, after all, the prototype of Gotham is New York, and New York has to prevent alien invasion.Yi said secretly in her heart.

"Well, it will be much safer if you can move to New York City. I see that you have a lot of things to buy. Do you want me to help you move some back?" Steve glanced at the basically full cart and said enthusiastically. said

"...Aren't you also here to buy daily necessities? Will this be too troublesome?" Yi widened his eyes a little flattered, but he didn't want Steve to help him move things, so he said very sincerely

"Actually, I'm just here to buy towels, toothbrushes, etc. It's not troublesome to come back after helping you move things." Steve was more sincere

emmmmm... It's not good to refuse again "Okay." Yi

After following Yi and seeing Yi buying some weird things and starting to push the cart to the cosmetics area, Steve finally couldn't suppress his curiosity The mind asks, "What are you going to buy next?"

"Cosmetics." Yi

"...what." Steve looked at Yi carefully in horror. He was slender and tall, not very tall, but had fair skin, but had the potential to wear women's clothing. Could it be... no!Steve, you can't think like this, what if Yi's mother is too busy at work to ask Yi to buy it?

No... where would a mother ask her son to buy cosmetics for herself?

but……

Just when Steve entered the stage of self-reflection in a daze, Yi was already asking about the counter with two different styles of lipstick.

"Can you tell me the difference between these two lipsticks?" Yi asked.

"Okay, sir. The one on the left is easy to color, non-greasy, and waterproof. The one on the right has stronger coverage and is slightly drier than ordinary lipsticks. You need to moisturize your lips in advance." The lady at the counter explained to Yi with a smile. But in my heart, I guessed that the other party was buying it for his girlfriend.

Yi calmly put down the one on the right, obviously the one on the left is more suitable for himself as a clown.

After seeing Yi's actions, the smart counter lady immediately took out the color comparison chart of the lipstick on the left.

Yi glanced at the color chart for a week, and except for some obviously inappropriate colors, the various reds really stumped Yi, and the difficulty in choosing was all over the place.

"What are the more popular colors recently?" Yi

"Sir, the latest trendy color is male-killing color." The counter lady said

"Azure blue?" Yi was a little confused, should it be said that this is the world of superheroes?Sure enough, it is high-end enough, and some people like to paint azure blue on their mouths, which looks like they have been poisoned by corpse poison.

"Sir, it's masculine, not azure blue. Masculine, as the name suggests, wearing lipstick of this color can win the hearts of straight men." The counter lady couldn't help laughing, this little gentleman is too cute, let her Can't help but want to make fun of him.

Such an awesome color?But he wouldn't buy this color. Just imagine a clown wearing masculine lipstick to win a straight man's heart?Whose heart will it win? Batman?Thinking of that scene, Yi felt a chill and hurried back to her senses.

"Oh, then what red color do you think is suitable for me?" After finishing speaking, Yi picked up the comparison chart and put it on her face for comparison.

Rao is the lady at the counter who thinks that she is not afraid of wind and rain after experiencing strong winds and waves. When she saw the expressionless young man in front of her eyes asking herself what color suits him, she was stunned for a moment, but her good professional education quickly brought her back to her senses. Smiling, "I think these kinds of reds are very suitable for sir." He quickly took out several colors of lipstick from the counter and said.

Yi finally chose two types from the ones recommended by the counter lady, and bought a makeup box. After buying the super magical BB cream, which is said to be able to isolate cosmetics from skin damage, Yi was finally satisfied. , this easy and pleasant shopping is over.

And Steve has been in a bad mood since Yi finished saying what red color suits me, a little flustered.

Steve fluttered to help Yi send her luggage to the taxi, fluttered and exchanged social accounts and phone numbers with Yi, and after watching the taxi drive away, Steve slowly calmed down.

However, his intuition told him that things were not that simple!

Sure enough, when Steve returned to the Avengers Building, he was greeted with the hesitant expressions of Natasha and Dr. Banner and the merciless laughter of Tony and Barton.

"Shocked! Captain America and his fellow men appeared in the cosmetics area to choose lipstick, and the target of the lipstick was men! Hahahahahaha... I laughed so hard, Captain, you alone contracted my joke for a year." Tony laughed It looked exaggerated to see the whole person rolling on the sofa.

"..." How did he know?

As if he could see the problem from Steve's expression, Tony stood up and covered his throbbing stomach with one hand and wiped his tears with the other hand and said, "You should pay attention, that's Sta A shopping mall under a grams enterprise.”

Hawkeye sighed and patted Steve on the shoulder and said, "Hey...captain, you...you can do it yourself."

"..." Don't think I didn't see the schadenfreude in your eyes, Hawkeye, Steve didn't want to talk, so he could only cover up his embarrassment with a helpless smile, then walked to his training room with a newly bought towel, his training goal today Not finished.