The Magical Nanga River [Comprehensive]

What kind of place is Ikebukuro?

Zhu Ban, who had just arrived, thought rudely that this was a place with a lot of people.Much more than Shinjuku.

There are many people, and they are prosperous. If you use color to distinguish them, their hometown is deep and gloomy, but here is colorful, which dazzles the eyes.They who came out of the countryside said that they did not expect the gap between people to be so large. The ninjas who had worked so hard for many years and died for it were bloody all over their faces. The prosperity they had never seen in their entire lives.

"The sushi is delicious and cheap——" Simon, who was handing out the leaflet, turned his head and saw Lin Ye smiling at him, and immediately greeted him enthusiastically, "Yo! Lin Ye, long time no see, some delicious food Sushi is cheap."

Hashirama and Madara raised their eyebrows in unison: Lin Ye?Then "Gan Le" is a pseudonym.It seems that in the peaceful world there are also people with big eyes.However, it is different from their hometown, where they are called by their first name and their surname cannot be revealed.

Lin Ye didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being exposed, and handled it with ease, "I hate it, Simon, I'm not Lin Ye today, I'm..." Wait, it's so dangerous that I almost exposed the name of the chat room—"I No one!"

Simon has a black question mark face. I don't know what Lin Ye is making a fuss about today, but it can be seen that the other party doesn't really want to continue talking to him. He is also very interesting and shrugs his shoulders. How about some sushi? It's cheap."

Lin Ye: "..." Although it's good that you don't ask questions, but that nonchalant attitude makes me a little angry!I was so angry that I didn't want to eat sushi anymore.He turned his head and wanted to have a discussion with the friends next to him, but found that both of them looked at him with strange expressions, which seemed complicated and vaguely agitated?

why?What did I do to make Xiaojing ② and ③ excited, or did I say something?Oh, oh, this is completely different from Xiaojing~ A single-celled creature like Xiaojing, his thoughts are all written on his face~.

Thinking of this, Lin didn't think about leaving again. After all, he didn't forget that one-third of the reason he came to Ikebukuro from Shinjuku was to eat a delicious sushi.As he entered the shop, he said to Simon:

"These two are my friends." Then, he turned to the so-called "friends" and asked with a smile, "I want a piece of tuna sushi, how about you?

Simon: Ah, Lin also has friends?

“Bean skin sushi.”

“Bean curd sushi!”

The two spoke in unison, and then looked at each other.

Madara squinted, still remembering that the Senshou Clan is a salty party, so why did you want to compete with him for the bean curd sushi?

Hashirama smiled embarrassingly, but his tone revealed a kind of "I understand" pride, "I remember Madara, you like it very much, and I always remember that time, no matter how angry you were, when you ate bean curd sushi It will show a very satisfied expression.”

"...That's not it!" Madara stared, what the hell, he said as if he was a foodie, he didn't want face?

Hashirama touched his nose, and continued without fear of death: "But I won't remember wrongly, I will record everything related to you here." He pointed to the position of his heart, "There is a place dedicated to Used to keep everything related to you."

spot:"……"

No, I, Uchiha Madara, cannot admit defeat!

"I also remember that you like to eat mixed rice with mushrooms!"

"Great!" Hashirama was overjoyed, "I knew, Madara must have me in your heart! I'm so happy!"

"Tsk." Madara: I still feel like I've lost.

Lin Ye didn't change his smile, but his heart was messed up: exm?Face-to-face flirting/love is this a human being?It seems to be me, right?Why do I seem to be the most redundant person?

Simon thought for a few seconds, and suddenly realized, "Oh, it's a boyfriend."

Lin Ye: "..." Even Simon could see it?It seems really high-profile, these two people.

"Lin Ye, please take your boyfriends to sit down in the empty seats, I should continue handing out leaflets." Simon was not interested in this kind of relationship between men and men, and led them into the store , I feel quite polite.

Lin Ye: "...Hi!" Can you talk now, whose boyfriend is it!Also "men"!I love all mankind!

However, no matter how dissatisfied he was, Simon had no intention of turning back. He could only grind his teeth silently, and when he turned around, he still had to face Hashirama's confused eyes and innocent questions.

"What is a boyfriend?"

"Oh, that's the meaning of best friend ♂♀♀."

Hashirama was not happy, "The best friends between me and Madara are only ourselves." Even Lin Ya, the first person they met after they came out who was willing to talk to them, although it seemed that he had other plans, but Anyway, I invited a meal, and it was Madara's favorite sushi, so he had the opportunity to see Madara's contented smiling face again. It didn't feel bad, but that didn't mean he wanted someone to intervene in the pure love between him and Madara. Friendship.

"Your words will make me very sad." Smiling as he said his thoughts, Lin also felt that he was almost unable to understand non-human love. He was obviously a boyfriend, so why did he insist on being friends?Trying to cover up?Afraid that he will show a discriminatory expression?No way, he is a dignified intelligence dealer in Orihara Rinya, and Shinjuku is the worst, what haven't you seen?

"Don't be sad, you too will find your one and only friend."

"So, why do friends have to be "unique", I have many, many human friends. "

"..." Hashirama: Thinking about it carefully, besides Madara, it seems that there are no other friends?

The people in the village are his companions, children, and younger brothers, and those outside the village are his enemies... The god of the ninja world, in fact, can't find a few friends who can talk to each other and talk about everything.Hashirama's eyes turned to Madara, both unfortunate and fortunate, he couldn't help sighing: "It's lucky to have you." He was always grateful for meeting Madara in Nangachuan that day.

spot:"……"

Lin Ye: "..."

After sitting down, the atmosphere was quite cold, and the god of warming up, Hashirama, was immersed in the endless emotions and epiphanies of life.

It didn't take long for the ordered meal to be served, which was one tuna and two bean curd sushi.

Two servings... Madara recalled a little bit, the conversation before the meal, it seemed, it seemed that there was really nothing wrong with it, he and Hashirama ordered the bean curd sushi together.He lowered his eyes, silently pushed one of the pieces in front of Hashirama, and slapped him across the face, reminding him roughly: It's time to wake up and stop thinking about it.

Hashirama touched his head and was about to say something when he saw the bean curd sushi in front of him: "..."

In fact, it's not that he hasn't eaten it before. When the relationship was good, Madara even brought him the Uchiha brand specially. He has never forgotten the terrible taste that is so sweet that his throat is dry.To be honest, Madara is a little crazy when it comes to sweetness.

Madara chewed on the sushi while staring at him with half-closed eyes, the way his head tilted was kind of cute.

"Is Mr. Madara not very happy? Oh, oh, it could be that the tofu skin sushi is not delicious, right? Tell me, I will complain, and by the way, I can find something for Simon to save him Always thinking about strange things." Lin Ye was smiling, and finally couldn't bear to find Madara who seemed to be a mute, he was more curious about Madara than Hashirama who was chattering along the way.

Madara raised his eyes, although he didn't like Lin Ye's attitude, but for the sake of the bean curd sushi, he was willing to talk, "No, it's delicious. Thank you for your hospitality."

Lin also slightly opened his eyes wide in surprise.I originally thought that people like Madara were the cold type.He was prepared to be ignored, but he didn't expect to be treated politely... Could it be because of the sushi?

"Haha, it seems that the sushi here is really good."

"..." Actually...not too sweet.Uchiha · Sangbing Sweet Party · Madara, the chef in the shop is really stingy.

Hashirama was quite satisfied, so he tried a sip, and was very touched that he had eaten normal sweets.After I was satisfied, I realized that there are still some things that I haven't said clearly—"The man who is no one." Isn't that exactly what Nan Hechuan is looking for?

No matter what Nan Hechuan wanted to do, it helped them get out of the statue, so he didn't mind helping if he could.What's more, it was such a coincidence, who would have thought that a random person he picked up on the street would be the target? ——The God of the Ninja World easily accepted Minami Gagawa's setting. After all, after thinking about it, only it can witness the "growth" of him and Madara.

"By the way, I forgot to ask, what does Lin also do?" After persuading Lin Ye, the next step is to think about how to go back?

"Is it already called "Lin Ye"?You are so adaptable.Shouldn't you ask me angrily, why did you use a fake name to deceive people in the first place, and what purpose did you have? "Lin tilted his head in confusion. Long before he came, before he planned to come to Lucia's shop, he had already calculated that he would be exposed and gave a false name, but there was no questioning in his imagination, which led him to think that It was the two of them deliberately pretending to be stupid not to tell the truth, but Zhu Jian's words made him fall into doubt again.

No, maybe there is no doubt, after all... what Xiao Jing can do is unexpected.

This is true for No. ①, and of course the same for No. ② and No. ③.

Hashirama's indifferent attitude, "Isn't it normal, we just met."

"Barely accept." Lin Ye didn't care about the real reason, followed the above question, and replied: "As for me, it's nothing, just an intelligence provider who loves human beings deeply!"

Deeply loving human beings = loving peace, Hashirama came up with the equation in his mind, and his attitude immediately became more sincere, and he said bluntly: "Then I don't worry. Stop, cover your mouth, and look aside guiltily.

--so close!Madara won't be happy if you say "newspaper element", right?

Lin Ye: "Huh?" Which one is that?

Madara seemed to understand something, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he looked at Hashirama who seemed to have "escaped" written on his face in a rather speechless manner. Is this necessary? Don't lie to the newspaper office and worry about it?

There is no knot that can't be solved by an earth-exploding star. If there is, then add Susan.

"As long as I don't do anything bad, I'll be at ease." The ellipsis thought that the following words, Hashirama felt that it would not prevent him from expressing his true feelings.

Lin Ye: "..."

"Really, why did you say that suddenly? It's like what the incompetent Papa-san said to his rebellious son. I have always been on the right path in my life, and I have never made a wrong decision."

"That's right, then you're really good." Hashirama felt a little melancholy, sometimes he was confused, and couldn't tell which decision was wrong and what was wrong again.A decision that seems right may not have a good outcome, and a decision that seems bad may not necessarily be really bad.

"I think so too." Lin Ye nodded, thinking back on the past 20 years, he felt great.

Madara listened for a long time, but didn't hear much practical and useful things. He interrupted their nonsense impatiently, and cut straight to the point. He looked at Lin Ye, "To tell you the truth, we came here because of To find someone. Since you are an information provider, I would like to simply entrust you..." After a pause, he said firmly, "Money is not a problem."

Yes, very decisive trading method.

Lin is not very interested in money, but he is quite interested in the person the two of them are looking for, "It stands to reason that you are right as you said. But it suddenly changed from a friendly private party to a profitable business scene , isn’t it a bit... well, how should I put it, it seems to have mutated, from number ③ to an independent body.”

Madara: Is it because I am too old, I can't understand the words of today's young people at all.

"So, do you or don't do it." Never mind, let's settle your own business first.

"Okay, okay, the price can't be less." Lin Ye said casually, and jumped to the main topic, "Who are you looking for?"

"Do you know Minami Gagawa?" Unlike Hashirama, who firmly believed in Minami Gagawa's existence, and did not fully believe that Rin was the "no one" man, Madara actually had the idea of ​​giving it a try I came to ask, anyway, there is no loss.

"Huh?" Lin also thought he heard it wrong, but seeing Madara's expression of "yes, I won't say the wrong thing", he promptly stopped asking if Madara was deliberately teasing him, turned his head, and started Looking back, I speculated whether this was a personal name or not. After thinking about it, I felt like I was tricked, "Isn't that a person's name? It sounds like a place name?"

Spotted nodded, "Well, that's a river."

"..." It's just a river, a river, why do you ask a question like a person?

"No." Lin Ye's enthusiasm was halved when he heard that he was not the human being he loved, listlessly poked the sushi in front of him with his chopsticks, and said lazily, "Anyone who asks about that kind of thing online will have an answer." Bar."

"Internet?"

"Ah——" Lin Ye smiled apologetically, and spread his hands, "I forgot that you don't know how to surf the Internet. Then you can go to the map and look it up, maybe you can find it. But, why are you looking for a river? "

"He took the initiative to find us." Hashirama explained kindly.

However, Lin also looked confused, suspecting that he had encountered a psychosis.

Accepting the setting calmly, Hashirama thought that others were the same, and without explaining the reasons in detail, he directly stated the result, "Nan Hechuan got rid of us and helped him find someone, but he only said it was "a man who is no one", and we didn't Know what kind of person it is. "

Lin Ye laughed dryly, and then came to a conclusion: "So, do you think it's me? Sorry, I never deal with rivers."

"Is that so..." Hashirama was slightly frustrated.

Madara raised her eyebrows, and said to herself, look, you will know it is not, it is not so simple, the money that should be spent still has to be spent.

"That's it." Lin also leaned back on the chair, relaxed his body, and looked out of the window seemingly inadvertently, with a strange expression on his face.

...Speaking of which, why would they talk about such weird topics on such an occasion, hello?

……

After leaving Lucia's sushi restaurant and saying goodbye to Simon, Lin Ye was still thinking, feeling a bit of a magical change, he was not such a person in the first place.

By the way, what is he going to do?Why invite two unrelated people to eat sushi?

Ok……

Hashirama and Madara were walking behind him, it wasn't that they had to follow, but they didn't know where to go, so they just let it go for now.

"I said, Madara." Hashirama poked Madara's shoulder, walked very close, and said in a voice that only each other could hear: "Are you in a hurry to go back?"

Madara looked at him inexplicably, "Where are you going?"

Column: "..."

Yes, where to go.

Teenage?Ninja period?Or in a statue?Or is it the eternally dark and endless road to Huangquan?

"You stopped me." Hashirama lowered his head and said dejectedly, "You clearly know what I mean."

No matter where I go back, it's not here.

Madara looked at him depressed, "What are you trying to say?"

"No," Hashirama wiped his face, and said with a dry smile: "I just want to say, in fact, we don't need to rush to find someone. It's hard to get a peaceful world. The two of us still have living bodies, so it's better to be together. Okay, let's go for a walk?"

A good proposition indeed, but—

"Wait a minute, I'm a little concerned about that guy, and I always feel that it might be someone related to us."

"I don't know, do you know someone like that?" Hashirama was at a loss for a second, and resolutely rejected it.

Madara squinted, "Why do I think there is something in your words?"

"No, no, there is no hidden meaning at all! Is there anyone suspicious?"

Madara refused resolutely. If he guessed wrong, he would not say it because he would be embarrassed, and someone from Hashirama would definitely say it again, so he didn't want it.

"I said—" Returning to the reality from deep thinking, and did not find a satisfactory answer, Lin was also extremely depressed, and when he turned around, he found that two guys who caused his depression were whispering, and his depression increased by two.

Hashirama and Madara looked over together, and before they knew it, the three of them were divided into two rows, with a distance of more than one meter between them.

Lin Ye's eyes seemed to be dead, and he moved his mouth, just in time to say something, but unfortunately he couldn't say anything anymore - because a vending machine suddenly floated from the sky! !

Even Zhu Ban, who had experienced many battles and thought he had seen all the vicissitudes of life, was stunned. He saw the machine flying towards Lin Ye from the side, and then knocked Lin Ye into the air...

Then, a blond man with a slightly hoarse voice deliberately dragged out the tune, calling out "Lin-ye-old-brother-", with his hands in his pockets, he walked quickly towards Lin Ye who was beaten into the air.

Hashirama Bilin was also worried, after all, if an ordinary person is hit by a heavy object, he will be disabled even if he doesn't die, right?In his opinion, Lin Ye was still a child, not to mention getting along well just now, he didn't want to see Lin die in such a miserable way or live the rest of his life miserable.

He subconsciously put his hands together in a mudra, and then Madara held his hands down.

"Are you stupid? Do you want to create panic here to attract everyone's panic?" Madara didn't know what to say. Looking at the steps of the seal, it seemed that he was planning to summon a wooden dragon?

Hit an ordinary person with the wood dragon technique, you can do it in Qianshouzhujian.

It's useless at all!

"I'll go and see, he shouldn't die that easily." Madara suddenly thought of something, and said angrily, "Besides, aren't you a medical ninja!"

Hashirama: "..." That's right, I'm still a medical ninja, I forgot about it myself.

Madara was about to pass by, and Lin had already stood up firmly, staggering, with blood still on his head, but this did not prevent him from seeing Xiao Jingjing's mood.

"It turned out to be Xiaojing~ What happened today? I'm in a bad mood. Are you going to take it out on me?"

The blond-haired little Jing Jing had an indifferent face, "As I said, don't let me see you in Ikebukuro."

"It's too much, Xiaojing, I just came to Ikebukuro to eat tuna sushi, not specifically to meet you~"

Seeing that Lin also stood up, wiped his face, there was nothing serious, and he even wanted to chat with that man, the two people in the column fell silent, it seemed that they were thinking too much, and there are some powerful people among ordinary people .Not to mention anything else, just after being beaten, he can still face the beating person with a smile, this kind of heart is very unusual.

The two fell into deep thought at the same time: Is this scene a little strangely familiar?