The Magical Nanga River [Comprehensive]

The wrath of the God of Ninja lasted less than a minute, because when he opened his eyes again, he saw his good friend and brother—Uchiha Madara.

"Madara?" It's still the familiar, young appearance, the sun hits the body, as if coated with a layer of warm color, Hashirama can't help stretching out his hand towards the face of the little friend, muttering to himself: "It's so beautiful... "

As soon as he finished speaking, he was knocked on the head by the black-faced Madara, who was quite ruthless and touched his forehead aggrievedly, "I'm praising you, why are you angry..."

"You are beautiful!" Madara's face was indescribable, wondering if someone had done something strange to his little friend, or why did his little friend become like this?Is there anyone who praises a friend so much?

Moreover, did you forget that he is a man?Where can a man be described as "beautiful"?

"It's not as good as you." Hashirama sighed and looked at his little friend, he really got better and better the older he got.How is it like him, although he has long hair, he still speaks very rough.

"What are you talking about?" Madara, who also thought she was rough, was speechless and didn't want to discuss the topic of appearance. "You only want to say these boring things when you see me?"

"Ah? Ah, no," Hashirama shuddered, and immediately sat up, "Where is this? Also, I met someone before, and he asked us to do him a favor. Have you met Madara?"

"Don't ask so many questions all at once!" Madara felt helpless, and touched the top of Hashirama's head. The posture of standing and sitting was really good. He had never seen the top of his little friend's head so clearly before.

Hashirama whose head was touched: Madara doesn't regard me as Quanna?A little excited to finally be a younger brother?

"What you met, I also met. In terms of time, I was a little earlier than you." Madara talked about serious things.

The two of them had the same experience, the only difference is that Madara got more information.

Back half an hour ago, when Madara woke up, he found that he was in his own statue, and he could see the face of the statue in the opposite pillar without any effort. His expression was almost the same as that of Hei who had been beaten for no reason.

Cursing the Immortal of the Six Paths for being unreliable, Madara faced the fact that he was inside the statue. He tried to get out, but failed. There seemed to be a hidden seal on his body that prevented him from leaving.Madara wondered, did the old man of Six Paths do it on purpose, trying to seal him like Kaguya Hime?And it's still in his own statue, how despised him.

He looked at Hashirama on the opposite side, thinking with a tacit understanding, trying to wake up his little friend with his voice.But he called three times in a row and didn't get a response, so he gave up this thought, thinking, it's very likely that this happened to him, and he was the only one, after all, the Six Paths are biased.

Fortunately, he can move freely in the statue, and if he is forced to pose in exactly the same position, he will definitely be very irritable.Sitting cross-legged, Madara began to think about how to get out of here just now, the body...no, the soul body, there is nothing uncomfortable, could the Sage of the Six Paths want to sleep, suffocate, suffocate him to death?

"Mmmm!"

Madara opened his eyes suddenly, and the blood-red Sharingan turned, and he said sharply, "Who!?"

"I'm great...it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that I can take you out!"

child?

Madara frowned, remaining calm.

"..." Probably understanding that this person is not easy to fool around, the voice took the initiative to speak out, revealing himself, "I am not a human being, but a river called "Nanhechuan". "

Madara felt that he had an auditory hallucination, ah, he must have not yet come out of the shadow of being forcibly sent back by the Sage of the Six Paths.

...Or, the Sage of the Six Paths gave him an illusion, causing him to have strange fantasies?All this is false?Well, it's interesting to play with him, isn't it?It's just a mere illusion, wouldn't it be enough to find a way to untie it?

In terms of illusion, no one is better than Uchiha.

however……

The guy who said he was a river kept talking—

"Once, I was about to flow into my mother's arms, but I happened to see two children, the young you and Hashirama. The two of you together managed to amuse me, so I will remember you. I I wanted to come to play with you, but it didn't take long for the two of you to..."

"..." Madara: No, calm down, the matter between me and Hashirama should not be a secret anymore.This guy is just lying.And—mother? ... At this critical moment, the word "mother" always reminded him of Hei Jue, so it wasn't the Sage of the Six Paths who was lying to him, but Hei Jue?

"Anyway, what I said is true."

Madara took a deep breath, not believing it at all, but he wanted to hear it, "Okay, I believe you. Can you tell me how you plan to get me out of this..." Cough cough cough, can't say my own Statues are ghosts, "Give this place away?"

"It's very simple. However, I have a question for you."

"Ah."

"What's the relationship between you and Senjuju?"

"..." Madara's eyes were subtle, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person, although he couldn't see anyone at all.Don't you know what relationship he has with Zhujian!Sure enough, Nan Hechuan was lying!He won't believe it!

Madara wanted to get away with silence, but the other party was so determined that he wouldn't give up until he got an answer, so he stopped talking.He didn't want to waste time here, so he could only answer vaguely and perfunctorily, "Comrades."

After he finished speaking, he felt guilty for some reason, and his eyes turned to the side unnaturally, I am very sorry, after so much, he still doesn't want to recognize the younger brother Zhujian, after all, he already has cute Quanna.

Suddenly recognizing the "most hated" Senju Hashirama as his younger brother, Quanna will definitely jump up in anger. ——Thinking about it, Madara laughed aloud, and suddenly thought of reality, she lowered her face, exuding an "unhappy" breath all over her body.

"..." I don't understand you Uchiha very well.

The child's voice suddenly became weak, and he felt that it was superfluous for him to stay here, and Uchiha Madara, who was as smart as he was, could completely play with himself.But what needs to be said must be finished——

"I can send you and your 'comrades' out immediately. But I have a request, and I hope you can find someone for me."

Madara raised her eyebrows, "You say." It sounded like there was no loss.

……

At this point, Madara stopped buying, and had no desire to continue.

The witty Hashirama took a look, then understood, rubbed his nose, smiled dryly, and asked cautiously: "Is it... a man named 'Nobody'?In fact, he also asked me. "

Madara: "..." So this is a name? !

He thought it was the liar who deliberately tricked him—it wasn't the correct attitude of the client at all, and he was obviously asking him to help find someone, but he was unwilling to provide any information?At that time, he wanted to hit the river, but in the end... there was no chance, because in an instant, he came out of the statue and went to a strange place.

By the way, is that really a personal name?The little friends actually agreed easily?

Who is so careless to give such a weird name...

— No matter who it is, it has nothing to do with me.

Spotted indifferent face.

"Have you calmed down?" He squinted at Hashirama who was sitting still. He really admired this kind of person. Did he not even notice the surrounding situation when he came to a new place? "Find out where that guy sent us first."

"Oh." Hashirama said with a weak face, "That's pulling me, I can't stand up." Asura's little friend seems to have used it, and he looks good.

Madara seemed to be looking at the mentally retarded, squinted, and warned, "Don't force me to do it."

You are a ninja god who lives in history textbooks, you are really shameless!

Hashirama got up immediately, with a serious face, "Let's go."

Madarao has an unlovable face: I want to hit Hashirama even more.

The two walked for a while, and found that the place they were in was very strange. There were many high-rise buildings that had never been seen before, and there were many running shells of various colors, as well as the faces of people who appeared on the wall and could talk Woolen cloth!

The village chief who came out of the mountain village and his Tianqi were stunned, especially the village chief who has a lively heart, his eyes are shining, and he can't help screaming when he sees strange things, by the way live his apocalypse.

"Blade, look at this...", "Blade, look at that..." You can't see it even if you look at it, and you can't scream it.Don't blame Hashirama for making a fuss, what he saw was so amazing, he never thought about it, and didn't know the principle at all, so many things became "miracles" in his eyes.

Of course, in addition to the surprise and admiration of seeing the strange scene, it is more because he likes this peaceful place from the bottom of his heart.He thought that he and Madara Mirai's ninja village must be like this.Ordinary people can also walk happily on the street in groups, talking and laughing.

"Konoha did it." After listening to the thousand-character impression of her little friend, Madara couldn't empathize with her, and reminded her indifferently.Although he still looks down on Konoha in the later period, ordinary people can indeed walk on the street openly.

"Madara, you understand me." Hashirama smiled helplessly.

spot:"……"

What I want is a world where everyone puts their guard down.

To put it simply, it's the same as his infinite monthly reading—ah bah, it's not his infinite monthly reading!Roll on, read unlimited months or something, forget about it!

"But, Madara, have you noticed that they seem to be looking at us?" Aren't they spirit beings?

"See." And heard, someone talking about their clothes?

Taking a closer look, it is true that he and Hashirama are dressed too eye-catchingly, they are both Konoha's ninja uniforms.

"So, we are flesh and blood now...?" Zhu Jian's tone was extremely subtle.Is the body that I have been thinking about so inexplicably obtained?

spot:"……"

He made a mistake, he and Zhu Jian looked the same to each other, they couldn't find out that they were no longer spirit bodies, no wonder he couldn't float when he wanted to float just now.

Unfamiliar with the place of life, Hashirama felt that it was time for him to play a role, adjusted his expression, and pulled a passerby who passed by.

"Excuse me, can I ask you a few questions?" Hashirama almost showed all his kindness, and at the same time, his eyes were unconsciously attracted by the small shiny and sound-making objects in the opponent's hand.

"Okay—" The other party put away the phone, and also returned his kind smile.

But for some reason, Hashirama saw the strangeness in this smile, and couldn't help but half-closed his eyes, looked at Madara quietly, saw Madara nodded slightly, and confirmed that his feeling was correct.Without changing his face, he secretly looked at this man who looked very ordinary in all aspects - no chakra, low force value, but the clothes were as strange as the two of them.

Judging from the big sun and the sultry weather, it is now summer, and the people around are wearing short sleeves and short skirts, but this guy is wearing a coat with a fur collar, and he feels hot at a glance.But at this time, the three of them seemed to be abandoned by humans and set up a small space alone. No one was willing to approach, and even if they wanted to pass by, they silently walked away.

"Excuse me, what is this place?" First Daime said that he couldn't be bothered. People who are dead and alive don't care about other people's eyes. He is him, a different firework. "My friend and I are new here, and we still don't know what's going on."

Madara: Hey!Don't say unnecessary words!

The man smiled, feeling that he understood, "This is Shinjuku."

"Shinjuku?"

"Didn't you hear it?"

"No."

"Is that so..."

Looking at the man's half-smile face, Hashirama felt chills for no reason, and always felt that this guy was planning some bad idea.

This is really strange.He said to himself, no ordinary person has ever influenced him, isn't this an ordinary person?

"Well——" the man rubbed his chin, pondered for a few seconds, and suddenly said, "It just so happens that it's almost time for dinner. Why don't I invite you to dinner, and we sit down and chat while eating? You must have a lot of questions, right? I can answer unconditionally."

"Okay!" Feeling that the man is good in an instant, Hashirama nodded decisively.

No matter what this person's purpose is, he and Madara are invincible, fearless, and can get a meal by the way.

Madara was noncommittal, folded her arms, and followed behind indifferently.

"Ah, by the way, my name is Hashirama, and his name is Madara, may I ask you?"

name?Can't the surname be revealed?Or a pseudonym?The man was thinking in his heart, and at the same time threw out his pseudonym:

"I, Gan Le." The real name "Orihara Rinya" should not be revealed so quickly.

"Oh, hello Gan Le."

"...Hello?" Lin Ye: Is this the normal way of human conversation?

No, no, he doesn't admit that such a guy is his beloved human being!He smelled it, both of them had a smell that he hated, the same as the most hated Xiao Jing.This realization made him feel uncomfortable, and he blamed it on the fact that Xiao Jing had found a companion, so he had to deal with three Xiao Jings at once.Difficulty × 3 ah.

...Just let Xiaojing ② and ③ kill Xiaojing.

Um?No, no, Xiaojing belongs to him, so he can only kill him.

...In short, Xiao Jing cannot join forces with Xiao Jing ② and ③, he has to find a way.

Qianshou · Xiaojing ② No. Zhujian held back for a long time, finally couldn't hold back, pointed to the object in Lin Ye's hand and asked: "What is that?"

Lin Ye: ...

"Mobile phone." Seeing that Zhujian's expression did not seem to be fake, he seemed to understand something again, thinking that his guess was right, this is not the human he likes!However, it doesn't matter, a dignified information dealer can be happy even in the face of annoying types, releasing great kindness, "The function is to be able to contact people who are not around."

Similar to the technique of the mountain clan?

Hashirama nodded, feeling that he understood, he looked around, there was someone talking with something similar, so it was like this.The first generation is a little relieved that there really is no lack of communication between people. He and Madara fell out back then, it must be the fault of not communicating in time. If there was such a thing back then, he could talk to Madara all the time.

Madara: "..." Thinking of the Fourth World War and the cooperation of the ninja world, I don't know whether to be happy or depressed.

After the two knew the usefulness, they didn't care so much about contacting or something. They had unique skills to find each other, so they didn't have to worry about getting separated and not being able to get in touch.But there are other things besides mobile phones!If you happen to meet someone who is willing to deal with them, of course, if you don't understand, just ask.So, in the question and answer, did they get along pretty well?

Lin Ye: ... Tsk!Sure enough, it was the same single-celled organism as Xiaojing!

"By the way, Gan Le, aren't we going to eat?" The first generation who got on the train realized that they had gone too far.Although he doesn't study much, he understands that there are so many restaurants on the side of the road.

"Because I want to eat sushi from Saimen." Lin Ye explained with a smile.

Hashirama actually admired him, he asked so many questions along the way, a normal person should have been annoyed long ago, but this person was able to maintain a smile, and did not see the slightest impatience and hypocrisy, how amazing it is. ...a great ordinary person.

He turned his head to look out of the car window, and the scenery was rapidly reversing. Although Gan Le had already explained the principle, he still felt very surprised.Has human beings progressed to this level?It must be difficult for a ninja in this world, right?But being so prosperous and peaceful must be much better than their time.

Because Hashirama stopped, the three of them had nothing to say for a while, Lin also glanced at Madara who was sitting in front of Hashirama, and smiled inexplicably.Then he lowered his head and spoke in the "DOLLARS" chat room:

"Gan Le: It's scary! I met two cruel guys today!! It's really cruel, Gan Le, I'm almost crying!"

"Taro Tanaka: ..."

"Seton: ..."

"Bajura:..."

"Bajura: Then please just die :)"

Said too much.Lin also hehehe, but he was in a surprisingly good mood.

"Gan Le: I hate Bajura! They are serious! I have a hunch that the world will not be peaceful."

"Bajura ::)"

"Bajura: Die, die, die..."

"Tanaka Taro: Kanle-san, stop joking."

"Taro Tanaka: What kind of person are you?"

It seems that you still care about it—— Lin also maintained a happy smile, typing quickly with his fingers:

"Gan Le: They are two long-haired men in armor. They smell very bloody. The ones who have killed people are probably newspaper members who ran out from somewhere. The most terrifying thing is that, They are coming to Ikebukuro! Because I heard that the "strongest" Shizuo Heiwajima is in Ikebukuro! They are not convinced and give up the title of "strongest" to others~"

The chat room was silent for a while.

Lin also put away his mobile phone contentedly, so that after arriving in Ikebukuro, he will be able to see Xiaojing~