[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

Come from yourself? !

I fell to the floor in shock, I should really go buy a lottery ticket today...

I looked up at this one of the "Legendary Sannin" and decided to play dumb.

"Arnold, who are you?"

Jilai also took a look at me, and with the accompaniment of the strong Japanese-style BGM, he opened his hands and danced a few times in tandem, then raised his hand and bit his finger, and channeled a huge toad. It's time for a classic boast.

Unexpectedly, the room was filled to the brim all of a sudden, I leaned against the corner and yelled in horror, and reflexively clenched my fists hard and pounded the big toad's stomach.

After turning blue, it turns into smoke and disappears...

Me: ==

Jiraiya: ==

I'm sorry Jiraiya-sama, I didn't intend to interrupt your self-introduction that you think is handsome...

I just have a physical dislike for your toad...

I seem to have accidentally offended the second part of the "Legendary Sannin" is it swollen? QAQ is waiting online, urgently.

"Ahahaha..." I scratched my head and said with an embarrassed smile, "I'm rather timid, uncle, please forgive me. How about we do it all over again?"

Jiraiya also looked at me smiling awkwardly, and opened the page just now with a sense of face, and then he squatted down and looked at me at the same level, "I am Toad Immortal from Mt. .Little ghost, you are quite interesting~”

Uh, the interesting one seems to be you, right? !

Listening to this brief self-introduction but obviously more convincing, I was rolling with laughter in my heart, hahaha, if you had said that earlier, I would not have sent your little toad home... And what the hell is your mouth fetish with a weird tone, hahaha...

Although I thought a lot in my heart, I didn't reveal too much emotion on my face.

"Really? You didn't lie to me, you are really one of the Sannin?" I pretended not to believe it.

"You should understand after seeing my psychic skills? What's your name, kid? I feel a little familiar breath from you~" Zilai also sat on the ground very familiarly, ignoring the head next to him. A cat teacher who was blushing from drinking alcohol with a big bag on his head.

I tapped a few acupuncture points, chakra gushed out, and then the black eyes turned red all of a sudden.

"Let me introduce myself formally. I'm Natsuki Uchiha, the ninja of Konoha Anbe."

Jilai was also taken aback, "Are you from the Uchiha clan? What are you doing here?"

I looked helpless, "Uncle, I'm from Anbe, obviously I can't disclose the mission content to you."

"Ahaha, that's right~ But I'm not familiar with Sharingan. Your method of changing the direction of chakra is very effective. I didn't even realize that you are a ninja~" Ziraiya also praised me by the way Bundle.

I smiled embarrassedly. After all, reading so many martial arts novels in my previous life was not for nothing. I have long wanted to try acupuncture points. Using Sharingan to find acupuncture points seems to be effective.

I rubbed my stomach, could it be that gossip seal that he is familiar with?Can you feel it through such thick clothes?

Could this be the legendary master-student relationship?

Even if it's just your blood, I can recognize it?

I thought about it, Jiraiya should also know about Kyuubi, after all, the fourth generation is his disciple, and a teacher should be very clear about what his disciple did, even if he was not there at the time.

I tentatively reminded, "Is it the breath of the fourth generation's seal?"

Ji Lai also looked deeper, "You know a lot, kid~"

I coughed twice, and said with a mysterious face: "Uncle, haven't you heard the three-generation old man say that I know everything? I know everything."

Ji Lai also laughed, "You brat! Did you call me the old man too?"

"Yes, yes, it is the great Third Hokage-sama." I looked at him peepingly.

"Little devil, you're quite angry with me. You've done well at such a young age."

Hey, it's okay if I concealed my identity and was called a little ghost before, but now I have already introduced myself!It's so annoying to always call "little devil" and "little devil"!

I said blankly: "Uncle, I am a girl and I have a name, please respect me a little thank you."

"Eh, eh?—I didn't see it at all~" Jiraiya looked surprised, "But maybe next time we meet you will grow into an outstanding woman with a protruding front and a curvy back~"

I have black lines on my face, I am still a child, hey!Is it really okay to say such things to a (fake) loli who is only ten years old?

"By the way, uncle, you are not here just to find some kind of protruding and backward-curved woman, right?"

"Of course this kind of thing is impossible, I came here to collect materials の~" Jiraiya said with a serious face, fully aware of his nature, I have selectively ignored his desire to hide it.If it's really for collecting information (investigation), why haven't you found out that the big boss of Yuyin Village is your dear long-door disciple after staying here for so long?

"Anyway, it's just going to the bathhouse with a telescope to spy on girls, you lecherous fairy..." Suddenly, I felt that Naruto's name for Jiraiya was really appropriate.

"What, this is what I have to do to collect materials for my creation. I have to take great risks every day to collect materials, and I also need to do various surrounding surveys, and go to the place where the materials are gathered regularly every day Sit down, I'm working hard too~"

I looked at him with pouty eyes and said: "Anyway, the novel you wrote can only be used to comfort the sad man who is doomed to be single for the rest of his life. There is no need to draw materials or anything. The daily squatting is just to satisfy your dirty adult desires, right? !Even if there is danger, it must be caught because of voyeurism and then hunted down by women?!"

Ji Lai also retorted: "My novel is very popular. If you haven't read it, you won't understand the essence of it. You little devil...Little girl still doesn't understand the adult world at all."

My black line, the only ones who welcome your novels are sad single dog Kakashi like you who are lonely and lonely, and if the adult world is the kind of eighteen forbidden in your writing, I really don’t want to understand it at all!

"An old bachelor who has had a crush on others for more than ten years and dare not confess, only dares to hang out in Huajie to peep at women's baths, is not qualified to talk about adult things." I couldn't help complaining.

"..." Ji Lai also fell into a deep depression strangely.

What to do, I seem to have accidentally hit him...

"Ah ha ha, it's okay, it's okay, you are actually quite hardworking if you have a crush on a person, I sympathize with you...ah no, I admire you..." Looking at his seemingly darker background, I, I It seems to hit him again?

Hey, how can I comfort an old bachelor who can't confess his love?Wait online, hurry up!

After thinking about it for a long time, I decided, ahem, I need to affirm his behavior.

"Well, in fact, I think that you don't have to have someone to love. It's also a kind of happiness to let her live happily within your sight. When she needs you, hand her shoulders, When she has her own happiness, she silently blesses her, such a talent is even greater." I said, although this kind of person is generally called "affectionate male supporting role" and commonly known as "spare tire".However, a matter of love is like knowing whether a person drinks water warm or cold. Although we onlookers can see it clearly, only the person involved can understand the taste of it.

"Then what kind of person am I in Xia Yuejiang's mind?" Ji Lai also asked.

I gave a thumbs up, "Needless to say, of course he is powerful, heart-loving, brave, self-improving, persevering, delicate, optimistic, uplifting, loyal, unwavering, and unwavering, one of the great Sannin of Konoha!" Although he is slightly (?!) A bit lecherous, emotionally restrained (?!) a bit, overall he is still a great ninja.

Hearing my positive adjectives popping up without thinking, Zilai felt a rare bit of shyness. He scratched his unruly white hair and said with a smile: "It's not as good as you said..."

I said sternly: "You are the idol of many ninjas. Although you have been away from Konoha for a long time now, the title of 'Legendary Sannin' is very famous. Oshemaru-sama (not) and Tsunade-sama before They are also the objects of people's longing, but now...they are all gone..."

"Tsunate she..."

"Ah~ I heard that she has been hanging around the casino and tavern recently, and she owes a lot of money. Once I heard that the elder of the Thousand Hands Clan who had not been born for a long time was forced to borrow money from Konoha because his princess owed too much money Hehe, although my father paid the money in the end." I looked away for a moment, and the Thousand Hands Clan had already disappeared, but this time even the elders have come out of the mountain, which shows how amazing the debt is.

The elder with the white beard thought that he could raise money to help Tsunade pay off the debts by discussing with Konoha, but unexpectedly, Konoha had allocated all the money just now. As a last resort, he had to entrust the third generation to come forward and ask my father to borrow money by the way. Face helplessly asked to keep it secret and not to speak out.At that time, I was squatting on the beam to protect the third generation, I don't know what the third generation old man was thinking, he made a gesture and called me over, and then he actually threw the question to me directly——

"This is the daughter of the patriarch of the Uchiha clan. The weight of words is much heavier than that of an old man like me. If you have any requirements, just tell her directly."

Then the elder he... petrified.

I also have black lines on my face, so the identities of Anbu members are kept secret?

Is it really okay for you to expose me so directly? !

Also, after you have said that, am I still ashamed not to borrow money? !Even if I don't borrow it from my father, I still have to borrow it, otherwise he will have to worry every day that I will be put on by my boss!

What a treacherous old man! !I silently cursed in my heart.

When Elder Qianshou was able to speak again, he had already adjusted his mood.After all, with so many years of life experience, I have already developed a thick skin, not to mention that I have heard about this matter a long time ago, and it is useless to conceal it, so he also threw out his old face and prepared to borrow money from me, a junior.

But seeing the elder is getting old, he still has to put down his old face to raise money. Ahem, it’s quite hard work. I silently lighted the wax for him in my heart, but at the same time, I decided to speak up by myself, so as to save him some face so that we can see each other in the future. Well.

After I took the initiative to go back and talk with my father, the elder's complexion was obviously much better, and the third generation nodded very relieved.

Alas, all of them are calculating guys who will bully children! QQ

Hearing what I said about Tsunade's recent situation, Jiraiya was also very moved.

"Really, it seems that she is not doing well..."

"Then why don't you go to her?"

"I... just look at her. There is no need for unnecessary things, and she doesn't want me to do unnecessary things." Because I don't want the other party to be too embarrassing, so I don't go to her but also deliberately don't go Follow her news so as not to be noticed by her.This kind of thoughtfulness is too gentle, but also too cowardly.Sometimes it is only by taking the initiative to catch up with a female friend to leave the single dog and go to the pinnacle of life, really.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "I've heard a saying, 'If you're well, it's sunny'. It's not appropriate, but I know it's what you think. It's just that she's not doing well now Well, she should need you very much now, you hide here, but let her indulge in casinos and wine all day long, drunk and dreamy, is such a depressed her what you want to see?"

"..."

"If you like her, let her know, let her know that there is someone behind her who is always watching her and accompanying her silently, even if you can't be together or become lovers, you can also be each other The strongest backing, the warmest harbor."

"Xiayue, thank you~ I will work hard if I have the chance. But you are only a child, and there are still many things you don't understand. But thinking too much is not conducive to growing taller, you still have a long way to go Let's go~" Jiraiya rubbed my hair with his big hands and said with a smile.

Hey, you're obviously the one who needs to be comforted just now, right? To be a middle-aged uncle's bosom sister is also a good way to do a good job of psychological construction!

Why did you suddenly wake up when I finally found the role positioning? Hey! !

And what is a chance?You obviously want to continue to escape, right!

If no one is pushing you from behind, you will definitely behave like a coward, dare not knock on the door even if you reach it, and dare not press the number even if you pick up the phone? ! !

It must be so right! !

Ah so sad...

Forget it, I'm a fan of the authorities, as an outsider, I have no right to interfere in other people's emotional life.

I'm sorry, Granny Tsunade, I think for the time being, you can only continue to dawdle in the casino under the title of "Fat Sheep".