[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

I just knew it... I just knew it!

Looking at the blue-haired woman in a red moiré gown with a black background floating outside my window, I want to cry but have no tears. Am I being exposed? !It's too late to escape now... QAQ

"Who are you? If you don't say anything..." The words were not finished, but the meaning of threat was deep, and there were a lot of blasting symbols mixed in the papers floating around.

Miss Xiaonan, why are you so violent? !

"Calm down..." I quickly comforted, "I'm not a dangerous person, sister, please put away the paper first, it will be bad if you blow up the proprietress's hotel, it's not easy to do small business..." The most important thing What's more, I'm stuck here and can't get out! !

"...I'll take care of it myself. Now, you report your name first." Xiao Nan raised his finger lightly, and shot towards my throat like a sharp paper sword.

I took a few steps back and pulled out the "Cunyu", and waved it a few times to block the paper grid. Although the paper was thin, there was a metal impact sound when it touched the blade. ", I couldn't help but admire... This is unscientific!

What about the good paper? !Isn't this really suffering? How can it be cultivated!Is it really so sharp? ! QQ

It's not scientific but I have to react, so...

I held a knife flower and put away the village rain, turned around and squatted and stretched out my hand to perform a samurai salute.

"I am a samurai who has traveled all over the world, and I came here...to find delicious food." I took out food from my arms and handed it to her, "This is the matcha cake I collected from the country of tea, do you want to try it? "

Food is the key to open the door of friendship and a good way to resolve misunderstandings, well, it must be so! !

"You..." Xiao Nan was a little surprised by my reaction, is it really okay not to follow the script?At this moment, she should be so frightened that she fell to the ground and couldn't move.

——I read such a message from her eyes.

Don't ask me why I read such a message, because that's what I thought in my heart after the reaction!Did Wowowo act too calmly?

Is it okay to cut this part and start over? QQ

Fortunately, Miss Xiaonan didn't care too much about my performance.

After hesitating for a while, she looked at Teacher Cat next to her, "Is that white pig your Ninja Beast?"

Seeing that Mr. Cat was about to go berserk because he was called "White Pig", I rushed over to hug him and said, "No, no, no, you read it wrong. It's obviously just a puppet toy."

Teacher Cat, hold back, don't run away, we can't fight them now, this is still in their territory! !I growled in my heart.

Xiao Nan obviously didn't believe it, "This smell..."

"As for the smell of wine... Uh, it's because I have a bad brother who likes to drink and made my beloved puppet smell bad, so I took it and ran away from home looking for delicious food." He explained in grief and indignation, and silently apologized to Itachi in his heart.

Where can I find a good brother who doesn't smoke or drink and only loves three-color meatballs, but since he is a brother, he has to bear the blame when he should take the blame. Who made you a brother?

With a dark face, Xiao Nan said hesitantly: "I just heard a strange uncle's voice, there is no such record in the check-in record, so..."

I'm speechless, so can you check the occupancy status of other people's hotels at will? !

What about business secrets?

And it's just a voice, you broke in through the window, are you afraid of criminals? !

Are you a relevant department that even manages this kind of thing?

Do you still have time to make the world feel the pain when you are so busy every day? !

I can't complain anymore, I can only wave my hand, forget it.

"I'm fine, you can go back at ease."

"Okay, but..." Xiao Nan hesitated to speak.

I looked up and wanted to ask her if there was anything else, but I saw her eyes fall on the matcha cake I just took out.

"...If you don't mind, please accept these foods." I said, looking at the cake in pain. These are the last few pieces. I would have taken out the others if I knew it...

Seeing that Miss Xiaonan accepted the cake happily and flew away from the window, I waved my handkerchief, "Goodbye..."

Ahhh, Miss Xiaonan is really too young, so you are so innocent now, no wonder you were shunned by Naruto in the end...

But maybe people who love good food are just as good as natural rolls.

I am infinitely moved.

When I came back to my senses, that bad uncle cat had already started drinking its soju...

I punched it on the head again, "You bad fat cat, since you agreed, I will do my best to work. Hey, you agreed to help me find out the news. You must have forgotten to go out when you came back drunk. Is it the purpose?!"

"What, I brought you a gift back, ah..." Teacher Cat opened his mouth wide, and a little toad jumped out.

I watched in horror as this toad with the smell of wine jumped on me, and then my goosebumps swelled all over my body, and I waved it to the floor in fright.

"Gua—" It did a 180-degree backflip, turned around and yelled at me and rolled its big eyes, which seemed to be dissatisfied.

These frightening eyes...you are a little self-conscious about being a toad, okay?Big eyes are amazing ah?Can you roll your eyes unscrupulously if you have big eyes?

Ignoring my accusation, the little toad turned around and walked a few steps after landing, and the webbed landed on the ground making a "slapping" sound.

I trembled all over, and my hair immediately stood up - commonly known as "fried hair".

Slippery, slimy, cold...

And the wet paw prints on the wooden floor...

Besides snakes, I, I, I, I hate toads the most...

Fortunately, after Xiaonan left, I learned my lesson and built a small barrier around to isolate the sound, so the high-decibel noise that I even shattered the glass did not spread out.

But maybe the toad was stimulated, opened its mouth and vomited... it vomited... vomited...

I looked terrified, covered my mouth and knelt down.

This is not over yet, after a puff of smoke, the unknown object suddenly turned into a white-haired middle-aged uncle with two red oil paints on his forehead and a big "oil" on his forehead, and a wretched smile on his face.

I fell to the floor all at once, and retreated to the base of the wall three or two times.

Hey, he has become a living person! !

This, this... what is this unfolding? !