[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

Well, according to Mr. Rabbit, he was too aggressive before, and the backlash was a bit serious.Although the body has recovered quickly, the spirit has not yet recovered. If you return directly to the body, you will be mentally deficient. Not only will you not be able to freely control the messy energy, but it will also cause a series of adverse reactions.

So something needs to be done to fix the spirit first and then go back.

The repair process...

The first stop, what I did on the night rabbit mother planet, was actually another way to collect energy. After all, there is nothing more positive energy than saving a planet that can breed life.

Of course, I was a spiritual body at that time, and I had to leak all the collected energy before it was repaired, so I needed to find a suitable place, a suitable time, and a suitable method to repair it safely, so the energy at that time would be was stored in the cloud disk.

Second stop, let me fix it here.This body... well, it's actually me too, but it's just... ahem, Yiku, in other words, it's a place where my soul lives temporarily.Because it is necessary to use pure positive energy to repair the spirit, the physical energy and mental energy cannot be used temporarily, and there is no way to extract chakra.

So, Kagura's long-awaited snack...

#Point wax#

However, judging from the progress bar in his consciousness, it won't be long before it can be fully repaired.

This specially prepared prosthetic skeleton is said to be bought by Mr. Rabbit from the world of death. The soul fit is super high, and the face can be manually adjusted. The pinched face looks no dissonance with ordinary people.Of course, there is only one chance.But even once is advanced enough, after all, it can satisfy the evil tastes of some gods of death.

A good boy like me naturally doesn't have any weird interests, so I rubbed my face back to its original appearance.Probably because my soul was bound to Zanpakuto by Rukia that time, so in my unconscious state, Yoshiko’s clothes defaulted to the standard Shiba outfit of Shinigami, which was misunderstood by Gintoki as a cosplay hobby The patient is a girl with severe secondary illness.

Generally speaking, I am quite satisfied with this body. The only shortcoming is probably that it is too "ordinary".

You know, I was a Hokage before, how could I be so weak that I fell to the ground when I was hit by a little sheep?I don't want to be a soft girl!Give me back my unrivaled skill that can single out 3000 people without changing face! Hey!

Alas, this is such a sad story.

After Gintoki found out about me, he envied and hated me for a long time, saying something like "Gin-san, I really want to write sharing eyes" "Obviously many people say that Kakashi is Gin-san, so I will go to guest star Yes, why can’t Yinsang be a Hokage who dreams of becoming the One Piece?” “I’m such a failure that I don’t even have a special move.” “I don’t even want to be the leading man in a boy manga!”

After being complained by Kagura for a long time, "Obviously you don't want to have the opportunity to learn nirvana", I finally put away that posture and looked at me like a house owner.

"I said this...Little Sun..."

"Who is the little sun? Hey! It's the moon...ah no, it's Xiayue, Xiayue! Remember people's names carefully, Hundan!" I flipped the table.

"Yes, yes. Little Xingxing, I said little Xingxing..."

"you go!"

"Cough, okay, I'm talking about business." Yinshi coughed, and finally stopped pretending to be stupid, "You can live in our everything house until you finish what you want to do..."

Before he finished speaking, Kagura's eyes widened in surprise, "Really? When did you become so generous, Gin-chan?"

Yinshi suddenly looked at her with dead fish eyes, "Little ghost, what kind of image of Yinsang is in your heart? Hey! I am a rare good person in Yinjiang, and Edo has a conscience, but it is good to help others." My nature!"

As he spoke, he turned to me again, "Hey, are you right, little light bulb?"

Me: "...the bastard who can't remember other people's names can't talk to me, I want to be quiet."

Gintoki choked for a moment, then picked his nose, wiped the booger on Kagura's head and said, "It's fine to live here, but ah, Gin-san, I'm also a poor man. Just don’t support idle people. If you want to live here, you have to pay rent, water and electricity bills, salary, chocolate parfait to me, the boss, and of course, the most important thing is to hand in a Weekly Youth Sauce Shop every week... ..."

As he spoke, he raised his fingers and emphasized his tone, "The most important thing is, don't make red pills by mistake. Don't make the kind of low-level mistakes that only mothers would make~"

I looked at him with dead eyes, "...Are you the black-hearted coal boss, who actually oppresses employees like this? Also, boss, please stop quickly, Kagura has been blackened by you, completely blackened! Use The booger is so black that it doesn’t look like autumn, it’s still the kind that smells salty!”

#The unknown poisonous liquid from the nasal cavity will make Kagura bald sooner or later#

"Well, don't worry about these details, let's clean up the room now, do you want to live with Yinsang or with Kagura? By the way, Kagura lives in the closet~" Gintoki withdrew his hand, not caring After flicking his nails, a black unknown object "biu" flew to the long table not far away.

...Really, Yinshi, you are so slovenly, is it artificial in your family?

I shook off the black line on my head, and waved my hand weakly, "You don't have to worry about it, I'll just sleep on the sofa..."

Anyway, it's not that I haven't lived a more difficult life. What can I not accept if I have even slept on a tree branch?

Yinshi was stunned for a moment, and then sighed, "Little girl, you should be nicer to yourself..." He got up, walked up to me and stood still, "Although I am not the kind of girl who would just pick up Yinsang A stray dog ​​who comes home is a good person, but if poor Wang Jiang ran home, I wouldn't let her starve and suffer..."

He stretched out his hand, pressed it on the top of my head, and rubbed it lightly, "Yin Sang, I have a date in the evening recently, so I lent you my warm and soft quilt out of mercy! But it's only for a few days That's all, no matter how many beautiful ladies there are outside, they are not as good as Yinsang, my dear little nest, and Yinsang will not agree to occupying her for a long time..."

His hands are big and warm, different from Itachi's, although they are equally heavy, they have a different tolerance.

I fell into a daze for a moment.

"What's the matter? Oh, you brat, aren't you thinking of driving Yinsang out so that you can monopolize my nest? Let me tell you, that's not okay!" He accused righteously, "Being human Learn to be content!"

I smiled, and then looked at him with disgust, "Who would want to grab your bed, I was worried that I, a [-]-year-old girl, would smell like an uncle!" Eyebrows looked at him, "A grown man has to take good care of his family, and the pretty chicks outside won't be taken advantage of by a madao who spends his days watching sauce shops~ As for where you live, don't worry about it, vagabond Wang Sauce will also find a way to survive on her own~”

I squinted my eyes and calculated the progress bar carefully. It is estimated that I will stay here for a month, a month, 30 days, or four weeks at most, and it will pass soon.

During this period, I just need to protect myself from danger. As for the others...

Sighing, I really need to start all over again.

Without capital, you can't do business, without force, you can't accept commissions like Yinshi and others without considering the consequences to earn rewards... It seems that I have to play a guest role as a working girl...

As soon as he turned around, he saw Yin Shi put his index finger into his nostril again.

My eyes were suddenly dull as if struck by lightning, half kneeling on the ground trembling, I stretched out my hands, and asked with faint hope, "Boss, just now, which hand did you use to touch my...hair?"

"Huh...ah?" Yin Shi seemed to be distracted just now, and after reacting for a while, he took out his index finger from his nostril, wiped it on his clothes, and said lazily, "This hand Ah, what's the matter?"

"……boss?"

"Ok?"

"Can I kill you?" I don't want to be bald, bastard!

"...Girl, don't be too excited, put down the knife in your hand and we can still be friends!"

"Ha ha!"

Don't be afraid, boss, I just want to help you get rid of the troubles of unmanageable natural curls. Be good, don't run~

……

After deciding to live in Manshiya, with the help of Kagura, I opened up a new residence by myself. It is adjacent to Manshiya mascot Koma Inu Joharu. The place is not big but it can barely live in.

Although as a ninja, I shouldn't have too many unsuitable requirements for my living environment, but I'm not stupid. If I have a place to live, wouldn't it be foolish to go outside and find a tree to make do with?

More importantly, according to the condition of my unlucky body, it is estimated that I will not be able to climb the tree for a while...

Ah, what a sad story.

Shinpachi, who had finished his vacation on Saturday, pushed the door into the master house with a bag of fresh ingredients, but happened to see me sitting on the sofa and wiping the Zanpakuto that had somehow revealed its true form.

...Well, Mr. Rabbit probably felt that Murasame was not around, and having a spare knife by my side would at least make my life a little bit safer. Even if I couldn't cut people down, I could use it as a stick.And the low force value can still be trained back!

According to what he said later, he almost knelt down at that time, thinking that Yinshi had provoked some serious person again, and he came to the door directly with a knife!Afterwards, I saw, oh, I struggled even to hold the knife. Sure enough, this girl was just holding the knife for someone else... And recently, the abolishment of the knife has been implemented. If you don’t work in the government department, it is impossible to wear the knife to flaunt the market. .

After I was taken aback, the new bastard who somehow came back from the story greeted me, threw the ingredients away, and then ran to the back room, grabbing Yintoki who was sleeping soundly. Woke up, chirping with the three of Kagura and resummarized the matter, so the third member of Master House...ah no, the fourth member also successfully accepted the fact that there was an extra temporary resident in their house.

But Shinpachi suggested that I live in his house. After all, their family has a dojo, and only their siblings live in such a big house, which is quite empty.

To be honest, I had a momentary heartbeat, but considering his sister A Miao's astonishing culinary art crystallization - dark cooking scrambled eggs, and the stalker gorilla that appears from time to time...

I think, gourmets like me who are suspected of being black households should really stop looking for abuse...

Yinshi originally wanted me to work with them in Wanshiwu, but after looking at the force value I can almost ignore at present, and thinking about their physique for causing accidents, he decisively decided to use his contacts to help me find a temporary job. work.

So, I became a helper and a takeaway girl at the "Beidou Xinxuan" ramen shop.

The proprietress of Beidou Xinxuan, Jin Jisong, is a very beautiful woman. She is a master at making ramen, and most importantly, she is a widow_(:зゝ∠)_

Of course, there is nothing to be criticized for this identity, but her deceased husband's younger brother is an ignorant guy, always thinking of secretly selling Jisong and owning the ramen shop for himself.

A woman without support is always easy to be bullied.She had been attacked before, but fortunately she was rescued by Gui, so she survived.Later, Gui became a frequent customer of her ramen shop, and her brother-in-law had no choice but to restrain his behavior.

When I followed Yinshi to her ramen shop, Mr. Wig, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time, was coming out of the main entrance with his stomach on his stomach, followed by a huge and weird cute creature with big eyes——Elizabeth.

When he bumped into us head-on, Mr. Wig froze for a moment, then opened his eyes suddenly, "Yinshi! Your Excellency Xia Yue?! Why did you come together?"

He thought for a while, and suddenly his face was pleasantly surprised, "Could it be... Your Excellency Xia Yue has finally figured it out, is he planning to come and raise the sword with me to create the dawn of Edo? That's great, I'll take you to see us now Comrade! By the way, Yinshi, as my friend for many years, do you want to come together? After all, you were once one of us and our spiritual leader. With your prestige of White Yasha, we We will definitely be able to create new glories again! With you here, our country will... Hey wait, two, don't leave, I haven't finished my sentence yet!"

"Boss, I found that your hairstyle today is very stylish and handsome! Did you do your hair specially?" I tiptoed and touched Yinshi's natural curls, and he bowed his head very cooperatively.

"Ah, I got up early today to blow the hair dryer for half an hour! Speaking of which, your hair is not bad." Yin Shidoudou stretched out his hand and touched it back.

"Really? After all, I'm from Hokage. I don't dare to go out without putting on three bottles of hairspray to make a unique hairstyle. I will be regarded as a different kind." I raised my hand and stroked my hair with pouty eyes.

"...You two, your appearance has not changed at all, okay? Please don't insult my IQ with such low-level lies." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Hey wig, do you still have such a thing as IQ?" Yin Shi asked suspiciously.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Yinshi, as a former partner, I have to stand up and say a few words to you. A man who wastes his energy all day on talking and complaining will not achieve much. Such a person will not be punished." Women love it, but they will be alone for a lifetime!" The wig gentleman said in a heartbroken tone.

"Oh, I see, I will help you pass this on to Ah Ba, don't worry." Yin Shi picked his nose.

Shinpachi mopping the floor at home: "Ah Choo!...Who's talking about me?"

Me: "...Let's talk about business, the proprietress has been standing there for a long time..." And the whole process of watching Wig Jun being poisoned by Yinshi's poisonous tongue, most importantly, she seems to like it?

#Wax for the wig#

Gui: It's not a wig, it's Gui! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻