[Comprehensive] Hokage: Watching the Moon Climb Up

There was the sound of "squeaking" water in my ears, and after a while, something soft touched my face, and I wiped it off with a slight dampness.

I raised my hand "groaning and chirping", and opened the guy who was making trouble on my face, and then, the wet towel fell on my face.

……Depend on!

"Silver Sauce! Yin Sauce! Terrible, Alu! The guy who was so dead actually woke up! Next month's rent is finally settled, Alu!" Then, there was a burst of hurried footsteps and things being knocked over. sound.

I moved my fingers and felt pain all over my body, but the wet towel on my face was already suffocating me to death. I had to endure the pain and raise my hand to push the towel stuck on my nose aside, and then tried my best to open my eyes. open your eyes.

Ah, it's a Japanese-style house, such decoration is really nostalgic... Although it looks a bit old.

However, compared to the place where I lived before, where there were leaks, leaks, and aliens, this place is simply heaven...

Wait, that voice just now...

And the name "Silver Sauce"...

Hey, could it be...

I got up suddenly, but Gulu rolled to the floor all of a sudden, and I couldn't get up as if I was falling apart. Then, I saw where I was.

The place where I just lay down is a reception sofa, and there is a long table beside it.

Now, I'm just lying on the floor between the sofa and the table with dead fish eyes, looking at the square chandelier above my head with a look of lovelessness.

According to my many years of experience in practicing medicine ♂♂, my body is about to become disabled...

Then, what appeared in my field of vision was a natural curled fish eye wearing a blue moiré kimono with a white background, with half of the sleeves down, a wooden knife attached to his waist, his navel through the clothes with one hand, and his nostrils with the other.

……

"Oh, wake up, that's good." Natural Juan walked a few steps to the sofa opposite the long table, sat down, put his right hand on the red leather sofa, and assumed the posture of a president, "God Le, help this lady up, since she is awake, let's talk about compensation."

...Wait, this development is wrong... Compensation?I remember I didn't do anything extraordinary, did I?Did I do something horrible like eat all the parfaits in the fridge while I was unconscious?

No, no, the point is wrong, I just came here, how did I get into a lawsuit?

Kagura bent down very obediently, lifted me up, turned me upright, and then pressed me down on the sofa, posing a very stiff pose.

As she moves, I see myself:

Wearing a black dress with wide sleeves and wide legs, the white lining was exposed at the neckline and cuffs, and straw sandals were on her feet, she didn't look like a girl from a good family (Dongwu).

Wait, this is not my body, so...

Seeing me looking at him with puzzled eyes, Tianran coughed lightly, "Well, what, Kagura, pour this lady a cup of tea first, even though she broke my little sheep and wet my jump , It scared my little heart, and I didn’t have time to supplement my sugar for three days. As a result, I was sent to the hospital for hypoglycemia... But our Wanshiwu is a first-class club. Before compensation in Japanese yen, we can’t treat our guests slowly.”

Me: "..." You are the one who should compensate, right? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Yes, Silver Sauce!" Kagura immediately threw me aside, stood up and walked towards the refrigerator.

Me: "..." Hey, Kagura, are you actually cheating innocent girls with him? !

"Silver sauce is gone, call the president!"

"Yes, President! President, do you want coffee or tea?"

"..."

Hello everyone, I am the face of Yinshi, and he no longer wants me in order to increase his status. By the way, the broken piece next to me is the integrity of Kagura. She has already stepped on it in order to cooperate with her boss crumbled to pieces...

Ah, I don't want to complain anymore...

Probably because I didn't intend to cooperate at all, with a calm face of "you act, continue to act", Yinshi couldn't sing by himself, so he changed his expression again, and spoke to me with earnestness.

"Little girl, you see, when people do something wrong, they need to pay for it. I was scared because you suddenly ran out of the alley with a knife in your hand. You were a terrorist anyway. Here we go. It's my fault for not braking enough, but you're mostly to blame, right?"

"..." This injury was really caused by you!Just now you actually turned around asking for money with a shy face. Are you really not going to ask for your morals? !

"Ah—well," Yinshi scratched his curly hair irritably, thinking that he might have to give up treatment, "I don't ask you for too much money, just give me two hundred yuan so that I can Buying another JUMP is enough! You know, to buy this book, I have already advanced next week's Buffy money, and I will not be able to live without sugar..."

As he spoke, he took out a blood-stained Weekly Boy Jump, and looked at it with regret, as if looking at his lost lover.

"...It was so hard to snatch it from that guy, but it turned out like this before I had time to see it. Is it the closest I've been to a ninja?"

"..." No, I think it's the ninja who clashed with you, because the unlucky one is the ninja and not you...

"Silver...President! Our family is so poor that we only have a can of strawberry milk left. Should I give it to you or this lady?" Kagura asked without hesitation and put the pink boxed milk Put it in front of me, "Ah, it's better to give it to the guests, after all we have to live on her compensation..."

When she stretched out her hand to receive the milk, Yin: ...

Just as I was about to feel that Kagura has a conscience:...

# This child is really taken away, right? ! #

I picked up the milk, ignored Yinshi's longing eyes and outstretched hands, put in a straw and drank it with my head up.

"Haha—I'm alive—" I wiped my mouth with my sleeve in great satisfaction, and suddenly felt that my waist was no longer sore, and my legs didn't hurt anymore, even if I was almost cheated by someone before. I don't really care about [-] million yen, anyway, I have no money.

Sure enough, food is the best healing product.

"Okay, it's even between us." I put down the empty milk carton and looked at the ugly natural curly face opposite me.Kagura sat next to Gintoki unaware, gnawing on the vinegar kelp in his hand.

"...Is there nothing...?" Yinshi was devastated, looking at me as if he was looking at his wife-killing enemy.

"Please pay attention to the image of your national husband, hello!" Finally, I could no longer look directly at his depreciation behavior, which was about to tear open the milk carton and lick it, and covered my face, almost crying, "Don't force me to Take Kagura away, she will learn to be bad if she follows you, and she will definitely become a poor girl from the countryside, so how can I explain to her mother and bald father..."

Since I met my eldest sister before, I have consciously regarded Kagura as my junior. If my child is taught badly, I will be very sad.

Yin Shi was startled, and the milk box in his hand fell to the ground.He quickly picked up the box, kicked it into the corner, pretended nothing happened, and carefully put on a flattering smile, "Arnold, Smymasai~"

He rubbed his hands together, "Excuse me, are you..."

I put down my hands, straightened my clothes, and looked at him solemnly, "Ah, I'm from Kagura's hometown, and I'm her aunt." As I said that, I showed a loving smile and looked at him who had been there since just now. Kagura, who had fallen into a sluggish state, waved.

She floated over like a ghost, and squatted in front of me. I reached out and touched her head, with a look of nostalgia, "I never thought that you would grow so big in the blink of an eye... I think back then..."

I think the one in your mother's womb was still your brother...

"I'm sorry Obasan, I don't seem to have seen you, Aru..." Kagura looked suspicious.

Oh, Obasan...? !

#My heart suffered ten thousand tons of heavy blows#

#play off#

"Ahem, I'm not joking, Kagura, do you still remember me?" I made a hand gesture, indicating that I was a woman who had been a ninja.

Before Kagura could react, Gintoki was already shocked, "So..."

I looked at him with relief, so he knew me too, did Kagura tell him?

"So you also like to watch Boy Jump?" Before I could answer, he had already looked at Kagura with a righteous face, "Look at Kagura, your aunt is also a loyal fan of Jump! So don't try to persuade me in the future After graduating from the sauce shop, you must know that men sometimes have to find the feeling of passion in this kind of nothingness. Two-dimensional, there is youth with passion, and youth makes life meaningful. No matter what age a man is, You must have a young heart..."

"No!" I pressed the forehead that jumped, "I'm a ninja, a ninja, a ninja in NARUTO."

"Yes, yes, I know, you like cosplay very much, right? But girl," Yinshi continued to speak earnestly, "I don't study much, so don't lie to me. Why would a ninja wear a deadly domineering outfit? When I picked you up, you You’re still holding something like a Zanpakuto! If you’re a fool, you need to read more, you’re still far behind a [-]-year-old uncle in a soy sauce shop!”

"...I'm serious..." I couldn't help my forehead, "Kagura, do you still remember that I gave you a scroll, how delicious it is inside, you can't eat mine for nothing, help me Please explain it to me...I am tired and want to be quiet."

"... Ah... Ah Yue?" Kagura finally came to his senses, and looked at me in disbelief, "You, you came to find me?!"

"...Ah." Although it was not my intention _(:зゝ∠)_

"Ah Yue..." QAQ

"Ok?"

Then the next moment, she jumped up and grabbed my neck, "Ahhh, you heartless person, when you sent me home, you said you would give me food and drink, but in the end, you gave me a solution, and you didn't understand." The unopened scroll made me watch the guy with the wig eating delicious soba noodles all the way, and I could only starve, my eyes were red and I even threw away my pride as a leader to compete with him, Aru, you Why did you give me hope and make me despair, you made me lose my dignity as the leader, I want you to feel the anger from the leader! Excuse me..."

"Ahem... I can't breathe anymore... I promised to treat me well..." I pretended to be powerless and grabbed her hand, and tried to cooperate with her by rolling my eyes, "Pinch for a while... I will want……"

Before she finished speaking, she rushed over and put her arms around my neck, tightly wrapped her arms around me, buried her head in my shoulder, and said in a low voice with grievances, "Great, I finally saw you again." is you……"

"Ah, me too..."

Xx

"Wait," Kagura suddenly raised his head, "No, Aru, Ayue, you don't look like this, what about your rabbit eyes? What about your Murasame? And what about your superpower that you can breathe fire with a seal? Don't deceive the pure girl Aru!"

"Speaking of this..." I paused, "Ahaha, this is probably an illusion!"

If you say you accidentally took someone else's body, you will definitely be sent for autopsy!Maybe he will be taken away by the Onmyoji family and treated as a monster...

"Oh," Kagura said she didn't care. The next moment, she took out a familiar scroll, "Here, I'll give you a chance to atone for my queen. I'm going to be jealous of Kumbu Aru!"

I took it and nodded resignedly, "Yes, yes. Then I will unblock you..."

Spread out the scroll and put it on the table, and seal it, "Ninja Unseal!"

"..."×[-]

"Ah, ah?" No response?I tilted my head and smiled awkwardly, "Wait a minute, I'll try a different posture..."

Ninja Unblocking Technique!

Unsealing!

untie!seal up!surgery!

……

Washing the marijuana... This body does not seem to be able to extract chakra...

#I seem to be cheated again#

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A letter from Mr. Rabbit:

dear girl:

Zhan Xin'an.Have you been okay recently?I'm fine~

Of course, it's not that I'm intentionally drawing the girl's hatred.It's just that there are some things that I need to be able to tell you more calmly and completely when I am in a happy mood.

You must be wondering why you met me?Of course, maybe you are not curious, so I won’t go into details. In short, I am your good soulmate, spiritual friend, and good assistant in your tasks, girl.

This task, in fact, was not as simple as collecting positive energy to maintain the girl's physical activity from the very beginning.In fact, everything you do, girl, is a karmic cycle.

I can't say the reason for the time being, but if you already know the reason, this world is almost turned into a sieve by countless traversers.

Each of the thousands of worlds has its own order and its own power system, and all kinds of worlds converge into a great world.And there will be a "boundary" between each world, which prevents the world from influencing each other, and prevents the turbulence between the world from causing damage to the world.

However, because of certain external factors, such as people's strong desire, such as the intervention of the mighty, certain means will be used to temporarily open passages between worlds for people to enter and exit.Generally speaking, these are within the allowable range of the rules, and will not cause too serious consequences. Even if there are, the world will correct itself to prevent the world from collapsing.

However, because of some things, there are huge loopholes in the world of Naruto, and people from other worlds will inadvertently get into it and cause some influence.Some characters are naturally indifferent, but some people with great luck, such as the protagonist, will have an impact on the world itself, causing the system to collapse.

There are also some more powerful ones, which will resonate with the power of the world itself, dissolve part of the "world", and merge the two worlds into one.Leaving aside the result of fusion, the process of light fusion is extremely dangerous: turbulence is raging, power is collapsing, and the world is reorganized.

There will be massive casualties.

The girl also knows that if there is a cause, there must be an effect, and the cycle of cause and effect, retribution is not good.The result of this casualty will be traced back to the source to find the original cause, and depending on the severity of the circumstances, an equal amount of price will be imposed on the cause.

Therefore, in order to prevent this terrible effect, and to prevent Heaven from finding the original cause, we must try our best to restore it, and repair the dissolution of the "boundary" caused by the mixing of forces as much as possible.

But this matter must be hidden from the eyes and ears of some people, so it must be done by people within the cause and effect, and reversed in the cause and effect chain.And girl, you became the candidate for some reason.

You can use the power of different worlds, because the essence of the "world" is a mixture of different powers in a certain proportion. Only by maintaining a delicate balance can you become indestructible enough to block various attacks from time and space turbulence, but not A "world" that is so fragile that it will collapse across the board with just a little confusion.

Originally, according to someone's idea, it will take some time for this first space-time disorder. At that time, girl, you have already collected enough energy, and you have enough ability to control it and complete the task perfectly.However, due to some special factors, the turbulence appeared earlier, which made you suffer such a strong backlash, girl.

I apologize to you, and I apologize to you for that person.

I know this is very unfair to you, why should an innocent girl be involved in such a strange thing, can't saving the world be done by those boys and girls who want to save the world?

Although my starting point and that person are different, our ideas are both bad.

You are a happy-go-lucky person with no big ambitions or ambitions, you love to eat, play, and have bad tastes.But you are like this. When encountering difficulties, you will be confused and worried, but you will never shrink back. Once you have a goal, you will work hard towards it.

This kind of you is like the essence of the "world", which looks messy but unexpectedly tenacious.I believe that you are the most suitable person for this matter.

Your inclusiveness allows you to smoothly control those mixed forces, and you yourself have enough ability to complete this matter.

I don't want to restrain you with righteousness or kidnap you with morality. I just want to say, I believe in you and believe that you can do this.

So I sincerely hope that you can truly accept this task, don't reject it, don't resent it, and one day in the future, you will fall in love with this task and the freshness and excitement it brings to you.

This is the truest thought from a rabbit.

PS: Your most important people are all in Naruto World, you will definitely choose to protect them, right? ~(~￣▽￣)～

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"...Despicable." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mr. Rabbit, I really misread you, I never thought you were such a rabbit!