I may be a fake Taoist

"Are you really an Onmyoji?" Kudo Shinichi walked on his short legs and swung his sleeves that were too long, he hadn't fully recovered from the scene just now.

Kudo has always thought that he is an atheist. Until today, he felt that the two issues of atheism and existence are extremely profound, and he feels that his three views are a bit broken now...

How can a living person fly in the sky! !

At this time the night was dark, the street lamps on the street only illuminated one place, the rest of the place was dark, Hexuan's face was hidden in the darkness, and he said leisurely with his hands in his pockets.

"I'm not an onmyoji, I'm a Taoist priest! Believe it or not, don't you know it now? Do you want me to hold you and fly around the sky again? Don't get so close to me. You don't know that the bad luck on your body is just Affecting others can't affect yourself..." He Xuan turned his head and didn't want to look at this girl who said she was his sister's dead child in front of the police, causing her to be considered by the police as someone who wanted to abandon her younger brother Heartless sister.

In the end, although the matter was explained clearly, she still wanted to send the dead child home!The most important thing is that she didn't need to give it to me, it's all because of this damn child who insisted on her to give it to her.

It's just the real deity of the crap!

As for Kudo Shinichi, he himself was wronged. Who let this person stand in front of him all the time, making him think that she had something to do with the two men in black who stunned and fed him medicine, so he had to ask clearly. .

"Hey." He lifted his overly baggy pants, staggered a few steps, and didn't hear what He Xuan said at all.

Hearing the voice behind him, Hexuan stopped impatiently, turned sideways and looked at this man named Kudo Shinichi from top to bottom. He was obviously an adult soul but had a child's body.

Through Hexuan's eyes, Kudo, who looks like a primary school student, stands behind a grown-up adult version. Although it is slightly transparent, it also has the feeling of playing an oboe.

Rolling up a large part of his trousers, Kudo finally stood firmly, he let out a sigh of relief and looked at Hexuan and said.

"What did you say?"

"...I said this is your house?" He Xuan sighed, and felt that it was very clear to put a replacement paper figurine to pretend to be her and go home first. Looking up at the big villa, he thought to himself Seeing this dead kid's family is really rich.

"Here, here, I'll open the door." Kudo hurriedly ran to the wrought iron gate with small steps, stood on tiptoe vigorously, and stretched out his hand to reach the "distant" combination lock.

Trying to reach up and stretching out his hand, looking at the combination lock that he couldn't reach no matter what, Kudo felt desolate for some reason.

"You're home too, so I'll go first." Saying that, He Xuan turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hey, don't go." Seeing that Hexuan was about to leave, Kudo said hastily. This person is the only one who can see his situation. He must find someone to help him in this state, no doubt Hexuan He is the most suitable candidate, and there is no need to worry about her danger, after all, Kudo has seen her ability to fly in the sky.

"What are you doing again, little brat." He Xuan turned his head before taking two steps. To be honest, she was also a little worried. Although this person's soul is an adult, she couldn't bear the fact that he had a "delicate" body. .

"I can't reach it."

"so troublesome······"

He Xuan said, stepped forward, bent down, stretched out his hand, and lifted Kudou up.

Kudo, who was lifted by Hexuan, had no ability to resist at all, and felt that the hands on his waist were tighter than iron hoops, making it difficult for him to breathe.

"Okay?" He Xuan asked.

"Tall, tall." Kudo said with difficulty, fluttering his short legs.

"Oh." Upon hearing the answer, He Xuan bent his arms and placed the child at his own height and said, "Is it alright now?"

"Okay, okay." Kudo supported Hexuan's hand with his small hands, and felt that this woman was like a cow, how could she be so strong, it was hard to summon up the courage to resist.

"hurry up."

"It'll be fine right now."

"Why isn't it alright?"

"OK OK."

As soon as Kudo finished speaking, he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Excuse me, what are you two doing?" Mao Lilan was very anxious in her heart. Xinyi's phone could not be connected until now. Because she was worried, she ran out and went to Xinyi's house to see if he had come back... ·····

But as soon as she turned the corner, she saw the scene where the girl lifted up the little boy, and she couldn't help asking with wide eyes.

"Um, we are..."

"We are here to find a new pot~"

Before Hexuan finished speaking, he heard the child pretending to be cute in an innocent and childish voice, and couldn't help but look at him with some disgust.

Young man, morality.

"Then who are you?" Maurilan asked.

"I'm······"

"We are the distant cousins ​​of Xinyiguotuo~~"

Interrupted by this dead child again, He Xuan simply put him down, she felt a little nauseous because she was completely disgusted by this child.

"Ah?" This time it was Mao Lilan's turn to be stunned.

After half a sound.

He Xuan sat on the sofa in the study, took a small sip from his teacup, looked up at the girl named Xiaolan and said.

"We are actually relatives of my cousin who is far away in Long Island. We came to Tokyo this time to play, but it was too late, so we came to ask him to spend the night." He Xuan smiled slightly, talking nonsense with his eyes open. .

The dead brat asked her to reassure Xiaolan of her doubts, let her go if possible, or report to the police that she was going to kidnap and traffic him.

Hexuan put it lightly on the surface, but in reality she was going to scold her for being a badass, even if she was unlucky, she would also implicate her fat son, who could only sleep from a backpack!

In the future, we must stay away from this dead child.

"Is that so? I'm really sorry. Xinyi is not at home. Do you know where Xinyi is?" Xiaolan believed it very simply. Looking at the beautiful girl who claimed to be the new cousin, she asked anxiously.

"Eh..." What should she say? Could it be that your boyfriend is just shrunk in front of you, do you still want it?Is that the case?It is estimated that Xiaolan will definitely think she is crazy when she says it.

"I don't know." Hexuan, who felt that he could still save himself and not become a psychopath, said.

"Okay, thank you very much..." Hearing He Xuan's words, Xiaolan pursed her lips and frowned slightly. Although she was very worried about Xinyi, she still raised her head and thanked He Xuan. Far-fetched.

Seeing Xiaolan hurt by love, Hexuan's eyes slowly turned to the kid sitting next to him like a dead fish, tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to have such a great charm, I really met a ghost.

As soon as Xin looked up, he saw He Xuan's expression of "you're out of luck", and smiled awkwardly. After all, Xiao Lan was also his childhood sweetheart, so worried that he shouldn't.

Seeing the fart boy's unrecognizable expression, He Xuan turned his head and said.

"Sister Xiaolan, you are cousin Xinyi's girlfriend! It must be, Miss Xiaolan, you are so good-looking, cousin Xinyi is so lucky!" Both of them blushed, not daring to let out a breath.

"Oh, Jingyi, you've finished your water, I'll help you pour some more." Xiaolan's face was flushed, and the tips of her ears were burning. It was the first time anyone except Yuanzi said so loudly that she was a newcomer. When a girlfriend's words came, she was a little at a loss.

The place to get water is also in the study, Xiaolan touched her face, took a deep breath, picked up Hexuan's cup, and said to her little brother again.

"Little brother, do you like to drink fruit juice? My sister will bring you some later."

"Well, thank you sister Xiaolan." Xinyi said, smiling shyly on his small face.

"By the way, Jingyi doesn't know the name of the little brother yet." Xiaolan asked, looking at the little brother who looked exactly like Xin when she was a child.

"You call him little fart..."

"Conan, my name is Edogawa Conan!" Conan yelled, and quickly tugged Hexuan's sleeves. If she really said something about a kid, how could he look up in front of Xiaolan in the future!

Fortunately, he saw the name of the book "The Complete Works of Edogawa Ranpo" cleverly. Fortunately, fortunately, the name Edogawa Conan is not too unpleasant, and it sounds much better than Little Kid anyway.

"Conan, that's good little brother Conan, my sister will help you pour the juice." Xiaolan thought for a while and said.

Seeing Xiaolan turn her back, Conan felt that he couldn't go on like this, Xiaolan was here, his secret would be exposed by Haitang sooner or later!

The point is that he didn't dare to resist this man whose strength is so powerful.

So Conan could only pull Hexuan's sleeve weakly, and pointed at him in sign language. Lan pointed to the door again, then pointed to himself after a pause, then raised his hands above his head to make a house shape.

It means, let Xiaolan go home, and she has to think about what to do next at home.

The moment he saw the house, Hexuan suddenly realized, and gave Conan a thumbs up, meaning.

I will handle it!no problem!

Seeing that Haitang finally understood, Conan heaved a sigh of relief, and before he was relieved, he heard her speak seriously.

"Miss Xiaolan, Conan wants to go home with you. He said he likes you. He eats less and doesn't take up much space. Please take care of him before the new cousin arrives~"

Pointing to Xiaolan and pointing to the door, it means that Xiaolan is going out, that is, going home.

Then pointing to himself to make a house shape, the meaning is very clear, that is, he wants to go home with Xiaolan!

Conan looked at Haitang with difficulty, and was almost suffocated by that breath. He looked at her unrequitedly, and his eyes revealed: Are you a devil? !

He Xuan patted his chest lightly, then raised his thumb to Conan, and smiled gratifiedly, to see whose child can live with his girlfriend at such a young age!

What an angel she is!

"Okay." Xiaolan said holding the juice and water glass.

Hearing Xiaolan's answer, Conan blushed involuntarily, and felt a little happy in addition to being depressed... Of course, if Haitang next to him put down his thumb, he would be even happier... In other words What are you doing holding it up all the time!

So, Conan went home with Xiaolan in a slightly happy and slightly broken mood, and Hexuan also completed the task and left happily.

She had already figured it out, this little brat was destined to commit crimes, other than herself and her relatives and friends, she would surely suffer bloody disasters!This is simply a god of death!

She had better stay away from him.

The author has something to say: The best in this game: God assists Hexuan ~ nothing wrong ~

PS: Thank you "Yuan Meow Zi" for feeding me cute~~

In addition, the anti-theft stamp is turned on by 30%, because I found out that my text was stolen by someone!Really scared the baby to death, excited and distressed at the same time, originally wanted to open 10%, but the lowest seems to be 30% Hey, when there is no pirated text, this makes me very annoying (>_<) But I am anti-theft The time setting is only 3 hours, try to change it as early as possible, so that it won’t be too late. If you can’t see the cuteness, you must say it. If there are too many people, I will change the anti-theft to none~ I still focus on cuteness~~

I just love you~ I love you~ ^3^