I may be a fake Taoist

"Brother, would you believe me if I said that there are no ghosts in this world?" Leaving the sushi restaurant, He Xuan and her brother were walking on the road, suddenly raised their heads and asked.

"Ah? No, is there no ghost--" Haitangxun stopped, took out his hand poking his pocket, and replied with a little surprise.

"Of course it's impossible." He Xuan denied it cleanly, without seeing her brother's erratic eyes since she finished denying it.

"Oh." Haitangxun resumed his original expression, and put his hands back into his trouser pockets, deeply feeling that his sister has been teasing him recently.

"But bro, there are good and bad ghosts, let's take the boy with the one-faced brow as an example. Look, it's been a week and the ghost still hasn't done anything to him. Doesn't this mean that there are still good ghosts? Yes, isn't that right?" He Xuan said, and nodded in agreement.

When the breeze blew, He Xuan suddenly raised her head, she always felt as if she had forgotten something.

What did you forget?He Xuan pursed his lips, but didn't think of it.

"······" Haitangxun didn't speak this time, he looked up at the bright sky, and suddenly remembered the appearance of the first grader, who was wrapped up in a big cotton coat, wearing it even though it was summer. Like a bear, for some reason, Haitangxun suddenly felt a little cold in his heart.

Maybe what he thinks is good or bad is different from what his sister thinks is good or bad...

His sister is really kind.

Sudden.

"I'll go! Brother, I remembered, I forgot... that! I'll go back, Brother Ha, you go home first." After finishing speaking, He Xuan hurried back. Seeing the woman holding the child on the side of the road, she remembered that her fat child seemed to be still in the toilet!

Her brain is going to be useless, how can she forget such an important thing, thinking of where Fat Er is a monster, He Xuan's heart is so cold.

With a groan, Hexuan rushed back, leaving Haitangxun with a dazed expression on his face, looking at his sister's running back, to be honest, his heart was quite cold.

As soon as Hexuan, who was rushing back, returned to the sushi restaurant, he saw that her fat boy was helping Kawamura-senpai to carry the fresh fish box in the car, but he was too small. When Kawamura-senpai lifted the box up, the fat boy's whole small body slumped. Hanging on the edge of the box, the calf was shaking and yelling, and it looked extremely strenuous.

Hurriedly went over to pick up Fatty, Hexuan touched his little head, praised him vigorously in a low voice, and said goodbye to the doubtful Kawamura-senpai, Hexuan was relieved and planned to go home.

Halfway through the walk, he found his brother was still waiting for her, He Xuan happily ran up and patted his shoulder.

"Brother, be steady!" He Xuan raised his thumb.

"······" Not very able to keep up with his sister's thoughts.

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In the early morning of the next day, Hexuan hurriedly packed up the things to go out to play. To be honest, it has been almost four months since she came to Japan, and she hasn't visited this country well yet.

Yesterday, she called the master for nearly two hours. When asked what interesting and beautiful places here, Hexuan racked his brains and could only say the monster market and Yeyuan Mountain, because no matter how far away the place is Xuan had never been there at all.

Suddenly regaining consciousness, Hexuan immediately decided that if she wants to go out to play, life must be a combination of work and rest (you are too tired!) A capable person like her must know how to play.

Putting the fat boy on flowery pants, a floral vest, and a little hat with flowers pinned on it, Hexuan nodded in satisfaction. Looking at it this way, the floral flowers are actually not ugly, no wonder her senior sister and brother are in her little one. I always like to dress her in this style.

Have a vision!

Hexuan has completely forgotten how she disliked this floral dress at the beginning...

The route has been planned until [-] o'clock in the evening. First go to Dade Temple, then Disneyland and finally Tropical Park. I heard that there is a roller coaster there that is extremely fun.

At nine o'clock in the evening, she can come back by making a floating paper figure by herself. It is convenient and fast. Although the time is a bit tight, she can see many beautiful places. If it really suits Hexuan's heart, then she will be alone Take a day to go shopping~~.

"Let's go!" He Xuan grinned, took a map, sat on a floating paper figurine, and set off smoothly---

The first stop, Dade Temple, although it is a bit far away, is in Kyoto, but I can't stand Hexuan's speed.

Dade Temple covers a large area, with about 21 pagodas, but today Hexuan does not visit the pagodas. She goes directly through the Japanese garden, walks through the path full of trees, and comes to the Honbo Hall of Dade Temple. The buildings here It's a little Chinese style, very big, with pictures of apes painted on the walls inside.

Hexuan looked at the painting on the wall, bent over and squinted his eyes to take a closer look. She planned to tell Fatty what was painted on it, so as to cultivate Fatty's artistic sentiment, before she could figure it out carefully. At that time, there was a solid block in front of him.

He Xuan raised his head and looked at the old man who stood in front of her even if he didn't agree with each other. He was wearing cassock and looked at her with tears in his eyes. He seemed to see his long-lost relatives and couldn't help wondering.

"Is there something wrong?" He Xuan asked.

"Son, do you still remember me?" The old abbot Dade looked at the girl in front of him with hazy eyes, and almost didn't cry. Why did the child's spiritual power disappear? Did you admit it wrong?But the aura on her body can't be wrong. Could it be that my original guess was wrong? !

Thinking of this, Abbot Dade suddenly felt a kind of panic that he would not be guaranteed at the end of the day.

"Eh..." He Xuan looked at the old man who was really about to cry, rubbed his chin and thought about it carefully, and screened out all the people she had met from birth to the present, and said affirmatively .

"No, I don't remember, I haven't seen you." Very straightforward.

"How could it not be? Your father, Haitang Feimo, came here with your horoscope in person. Son, think about it carefully." Abbot Dade said a little excitedly, his skin that seemed like chicken skin trembled. , The throat is also a little coughing.

Some old but not very old monks beside him quickly patted the excited Abbot Dade on the back.

He Xuan looked at this old man who was about to die, and then heard his father's name and said a little speechlessly after thinking about it for a while.

"I said, my dad came to you with my horoscope. To be precise, it should be 'my horoscope' who has seen you, not me. Don't get excited." Hexuan explained and saw the old man It was even a little breathless, and he quickly took a few steps back.

This situation is a bit panicky.

"You, why did you become like this, and what are you carrying in your bag?" Abbot Dade refused to admit that he had guessed wrong at the time. He looked at Hexuan with a look in his eyes. The sadness of looking forward to a child not becoming a dragon, and the sorrow of looking forward to a daughter not being able to become a phoenix.

"Hey, if you have something to say, talk about it. Even though the child is so young, he has self-esteem, and he will be sad if you say that." He Xuan thought that this old man was a patient from a mental hospital. He looked weird .

Although her fat boy was a bit bad at the beginning, but now he is so obedient, people can't look back, they have to look forward.

He Xuanyou took a few steps back, thinking about leaving here quickly, this place is not suitable for her to play, and she will never come here to play again.

"Don't go, I won't talk about this, this kid, tell me what you have been through." Dade saw that Hexuan was about to leave, and looked at the fat boy who turned his head with a little doubt with difficulty. Said quickly.

"What can I experience? Going up the mountain to fetch water, going down the mountain to chop firewood, meditating and chanting scriptures every day, it's extremely happy." He Xuan said quickly, thinking that he was doing the work of a monk, but he was practicing the heart of a Taoist priest. It was really not easy. ah.

Hearing Hexuan's words, Dade was stunned for a long time. He was getting older and couldn't remember many things, but his memory was so bad that he also understood that the spiritual power didn't just disappear. , this is simply impossible.

Could it be... Dade suddenly raised his bald head, and looked at Hexuan as if he had a flash of inspiration, "My child, take a look at this temple, do you like it? You can also fetch water, firewood and meditate here. "

When a person is old, he has a lot of thoughts. If it is really because of fetching water, chopping firewood and meditating that the spiritual power is scared away, then you may be able to recover after doing it again.

Abbot Dade's head was indeed a little confused at this time, and he was able to find such an unreliable idea like a treasure, and he didn't think about other things at all.

"Not good." Gang Zhen, she doesn't really want to fetch water and firewood to meditate here, she prefers to go back to Songhe Temple.

"Please give it a try, or else I will die in peace!" Dade yelled, and Hexuan waved his hand in fright and said.

"Oh, I'm afraid of you, wait a minute, I'll make a call." He Xuan looked at the old man with a smiling face like old tree bark, took out his mobile phone and came to the side.

She had to call her dad to make sure.

On the other side, Dade saw that Hexuan agreed, and said tremblingly: "Go, bucket, get the ax and firewood ready, go quickly."

"Excellent master." said the number one disciple under Dade's seat.

"Understood, Dad, I don't have to worry about going back later, um, ok." After hanging up the phone, He Xuan finally knew the origin of the old man and his own origin. He didn't expect that his Haitang Jingyi's name turned out to be this It's really a predestined relationship that the old man started.

Although it is predestined, Hexuan still doesn't understand why the old man insists on asking her to fetch water, chop firewood and meditate, just treat it as a joke, Hexuan turned back and smiled at the abbot.

Dade saw Hexuan smiled, and he also smiled and hurriedly called her to fetch water.

So Hexuan didn't even talk about going to any Disney in the morning, and even had lunch in Dade Temple.

I have to say that the meal was quite delicious.

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"No, why is there no display of spiritual power? No, my idea is not wrong." During the nearly two hours of sitting in Hexuan, I heard Dade next to me whisper with a puzzled expression on his face.

The tone was extremely puzzled, He Xuan could imagine how wrinkled his brows were with his eyes closed, He Xuan opened his eyes quietly, and she finally knew the reason.

So, after a while, Hexuan inadvertently gathered some spiritual power, and sure enough, Dade almost jumped up when he saw the joy, and said to Hexuan quickly.

"Son, you should live in Dade Temple from now on. From now on, fetch water, chop firewood and meditate every day, and try to be a person with spiritual power!"

"..."

In the end, He Xuan didn't stay behind, nonsense!A group of monks and a woman stay here!After showing his spiritual power, Hexuan fled with Fatty, who was still fetching water with a small bucket, in his arms.

It was already night when we left Daitokuji Temple, and there was no need to go to Disney, but the roller coaster in the tropical park can still be played once.

after an hour.

"Fatty, do you like to do that?" He Xuan pointed to the extremely curved track in the air, at this moment a speeding car was coming up above, and a screaming sound resounded through the air.

"Ah~" Fatty's big eyes looked at the car spinning back and forth in the air with amazing eyes, and he let out a tender voice.

"I want to do it, let's go together, when the time comes, Fatty will hold Ao tightly." He Xuan said, kissed Fatty, and went to queue for the roller coaster.

"Xiao Lan, do you know what is the most powerful thing about Sherlock Holmes? It is that when he met Watson for the first time, he just shook hands once..."

When queuing up, Hexuan heard Holmes' name and looked back at the boy who was talking endlessly. There was a girl standing next to him. It should be his girlfriend. It sounds like her name should be Xiaolan. When his girlfriend didn't believe it, he even pulled the hand of another girl in front of her and told her what kind of profession this girl was, in an attempt to prove that Sherlock Holmes he said was really powerful.

Hexuan was a little curious, could it be that this boy didn't see that Xiaolan's complexion was really bad.

Ah~ By the way, there are always some people who rely on their strength to be single, and they refuse to admit it, wasting resources.

"Fatty, you can't learn from that brother after you see if you don't know, or you won't be able to find a partner in the future." He Xuan touched Fatty's forehead, looked at Fatty's gaping teeth, and regretted kicking so much back then. Seriously, how can I find a partner after this.

"Xiaolan, look amazing." Kudo Shinichi said cheerfully.

"Yes, very powerful." Mao Lilan said perfunctorily.

At this time, Hexuan was already on the roller coaster, because there were enough people, so the boy and girl behind had to wait for the next time.

Riding on a roller coaster is very exciting, that kind of game where you keep sprinting forward, and your heart and body are under tremendous pressure. The scenery is more beautiful.

Hexuan, who got out of the car, hugged the excited fat boy, feeling full of strength, how should I put it, as if he had returned to his previous life.

Seeing that it was getting late, He Xuan, who had already done the roller coaster, was already satisfied, and planned to go back after finishing his meal here.

Walking around, I came across a very delicious noodle restaurant. After finding a hidden place to sit down, Hexuan fed Fat Er one by one, and taught Fat Er how to use chopsticks by the way. Very good, Fat Er deserves to be She raised it, and it is quick to learn, and of course it is also very fast to eat.

After a while, two bowls of noodles were already cooked on Hexuan's table.

"Hey, have you guys heard that someone was killed on the roller coaster just now!" A girl next door to Hexuan lowered her voice and said to her companion.

"Yeah, yeah, I heard that the head is gone, it scares me to death, I was very happy today, but I met this incident..."

He Xuan pulled a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, raised his head, a little puzzled, she just got off the roller coaster, why hasn't she heard of the dead?Could it be after she finished the car ride?That's bad luck.

Thinking about it, He Xuan reached out to pick up the toilet paper and wiped the oil on Fatty, paid the money, left the noodle shop and planned to go home.

Walk for a while.

"Yeah--" Fatty suddenly patted He Xuan lightly, and made a movement towards He Xuan, pursing his lips, squinting his eyes, and continuously sinking his body.

This, this is going to poop!

He Xuan was taken aback and quickly looked around. In order to hide from others, she deliberately walked to a place where no one was around. At this time, let alone the toilet, there was nothing there. So He Xuan's mind sank, and he walked towards the door of a house. walked behind.

She can dig a hole for the fat boy, and then fill the hole after pulling the poop, which is hygienic and nourishes the soil.

she is so smart~

Seeing that Fatty is struggling to pout his buttocks and pull his papa.

He Xuan silently retreated to the side, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly found a person lying on the ground in front of him. Before He Xuan walked over, the person slowly got up by himself, and seemed to be looking in He Xuan's direction. Come here, it's rather small.

He Xuan tilted his head and looked at the person in front of him, as if something was wrong, he raised his hand and took it out of his pocket...

On the opposite side, Kudo Shinichi who just got up from the ground is very confused. His head is still hurting and he is dizzy. He only remembers that someone hit him on the back of the head and gave him something to eat. He doesn't know the rest up.

Kudo Shinichi supported his head and looked at the person in front of him. This is the back of the amusement park. Generally, tourists would never come here, and the staff rarely come here. And he was attacked just now, and this person just stood there in such a grandiose manner. There, no matter how you think, how suspicious!

Just thinking about this, Kudo Shinichi raised his head, propped himself up, saw Hexuan with burning eyes, and before he could speak, his eyeballs were suddenly numb by a burst of bright light, and he covered his eyes and fell back.

It's just that He Xuan, who brought the child to poop, saw that it was indeed a little dark around him, so he took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight to light up the light, and shot straight at the person on the ground.

As soon as the light came on and looked again, it was really clear. Hexuan looked at the person lying on the ground in amazement.

Yo~ It's really weird, the soul looks like an adult but the body looks like a primary school student, it's really strange, is there really a medicine for immortality in this world? But why does this person look so familiar, she Have you seen it somewhere...

On the ground, Kudo Shinichi, who was even more dizzy from the light, didn't want to talk, he was very weak now, he just wanted to lie on the ground for a while.

Thank you.

The author has something to say: Washing machine: Let’s discuss, can we turn off the light?

He Xuan: Can't.