I may be a fake Taoist

"Come on, Fatty~ Take off your clothes and take a shower." Hexuan squatted beside Fatty, stretched out his hand to take off his gray and black "dress", shook the ground, and a layer of dust fell on the ground. Throw it in the washing machine.

"Fatty, do you see that you are almost becoming a dirty boy." He Xuan said, maybe he is already a dirty boy, but He Xuan felt that such a small fat boy would have self-esteem, even if he couldn't listen I understand, I still have to worry about it.

"Yeah..." Fatty looked at the dusty thing on the ground with wide eyes, and looked up at Hexuan in surprise. His small, naked body seemed even smaller without the cover of clothes. Everything was small, even that one Xiaozhuo is also incredibly small.

"Hmm, this is ash. If you don't take a bath, there will be ash on your body, so you have to take a bath." He Xuan held the fat boy's thin chest with both hands, hugged him in his arms, walked to the bathtub, tried the temperature of the water, and let the fat boy slowly put it in.

He Xuan felt like he was going to talk like a kindergarten kid.

The fat boy was even more surprised when he encountered the water. He didn't even dare to move. He sat in the bathtub blankly. The warm water flooded his small chest. He stretched out his hand and gently slid on the water surface. Swinging out, it opened its mouth, feeling as if its body was being carried away by the flowing water, and looked at Hexuan with its big eyes open as if it was about to cry.

Hexuan stroked its hair that was knotted into countless knots, and signaled that he was beside it, don't be afraid, picked up the bath towel and started the "heavy task" of bathing the fat boy

It is a strange theory to say that monsters still take a bath, but Fatty can't, it is still young, and it will get sick if it doesn't take a bath, this is what He Xuan thinks.

She has never raised a monster before, and the first time she raised a monster was still so young, so He Xuan had to think about everything by herself.

Two hours later, as if he had taken off a layer of gray clothes, the fat boy stood on Hexuan's arm like a big bun, with his arms around Hexuan's neck, his little face pressed against Hexuan's chin, The long hair on his head was cut off by He Xuanyi and turned into a dog gnawing his head. The round eyes looked around timidly, matching the dog gnawing hair, helpless and pitiful.

Not at all recognizable as it was when I first saw it.

Obviously at the beginning it opened its mouth ferociously and wanted to eat people, but as it got smaller, its thoughts also seemed to get smaller.

No, it should be becoming clean, both physically and mentally.

He Xuan put it on the bed, wrapped it in a small pink quilt, it looked even softer.

"Fatty, open your mouth obediently." He Xuan handed the bottle of milk he bought from the street to Fatty's mouth.

Seeing Fatty holding the bottle with his mouth bulging, Hexuan felt relieved. Buying milk powder for Fatty was purely her own thinking, because she didn't know what to give to the current one. What does the fat boy eat when he is picked up?

He simply raised it according to the human method. Looking at the deliciously chubby boy, Hexuan felt that he had successfully turned into an old mother now.

Sitting paralyzed on the edge of the bed, Hexuan sighed, other people's shikigami are to make money to support the master, while hers is to make money to support the shikigami.

Seeing how delicious the fat boy's food is, Hexuan always felt that he had to make plans for the money for milk powder in the future, no matter how hard it is, he couldn't suffer for the child.

Bearing the pressure that he shouldn't have to bear now, He Xuan's head is a bit big.

At night, there is silence all around, on the bed.

Hexuan's arm was embraced by Fatty's thin arm. When the stars were sparse and the moon was dark, Fatty's closed eyes suddenly opened, and there was a trace of confusion in the big eyes.

At this moment, the always stable and honest and non-existent dark system on Hexuan's neck suddenly turned into a ball of mist, and he slowly floated to Hexuan's bedside, and slowly swelled into a big one under the terrified eyes of the fat boy. It looks like a human being, but it is actually black and misty.

He stood beside Hexuan, with his face facing towards Hexuan or Fatty, and he didn't move at all, as if he was still.

Maybe it was because he was really tired, or maybe the dark aura was too familiar and unguarded, when he stood by the bed, He Xuan didn't even notice it.

Seeing that dark "person" slowly approaching the bed, Fatty's eyes were about to pop out, he looked at An in extreme horror, his mouth trembled aggrievedly, and his palms tightly grasped Ma Ma's arms. , arched his head, saw that Ma Ma didn't respond, and arched again, his whole small body trembled and hugged Ma Ma's arm.

Ever since he was spanked by Hexuan, Fatty felt that Hexuan must be his Mama, they have the same color eyes, the same color hair, and the same color clothes (the child is silver and not gray), so it must be Mama Ma la!

Now that there is a bad guy, he is so scared that he wants to pee, holding his numb arm can make him feel extremely at ease.

The darkness is getting closer and closer, and it is attached to He Xuan's body with ease. When it meets He Xuan's body, it instantly turns into a black mist, covering He Xuan tightly like a quilt, leaving no gaps except for his head. , the paste is tighter than adhesive tape.

After a while, his "head" slowly turned to the fat boy on the side, and he tilted his head a little, looking very puzzled.

Fatty rubbed harder, he felt like he was about to urinate, his eyes were red and he felt aggrieved, everyone he saw after he came out of the hole was so friendly, except this one!The strong coercion coming from him made Fatty a little sad.

"Yeah." Fatty let out a small cry, like a newborn kitten without any attack power, and it sounded like a baby.

He secretly stretched out his fingers like black mist, and poked Fatty's face full of tears, then slowly approached and smelled Fatty's trembling little body, stretched out his hand to hug Fatty and put him on the top of the clutch. At the far end of the bed, it seemed that he was lying on Hexuan's body again in satisfaction.

Fatty, who was placed alone at the end of the bed by Angu, burst into tears. His little hands trembled as he touched the quilt by Ma Ma's feet. It seemed that there was still a numb breath on it. With a low body, the whole body is curled up like a kitten, and the small head is constantly approaching a small quilt with a numbing smell.

After a while, He Xuan, who was soundly asleep, sat up suddenly from the bed. Before she opened her eyes, she seemed to hear the sound of Fatty crying. The night was hazy, and she felt that her quilt was extraordinarily special today. It's just black, she looked for the fat boy beside her, but she couldn't find it, He Xuan became a little sober, got up quickly and finally found a fat crying man at the end of the bed.

He Xuan hugged Fatty and patted him on the back. Hearing his choked sobs, he covered the "quilt" again, and found that Fatty's body was crying even harder, so he kicked off the "quilt" and put Fatty hugged him tightly and fell asleep.

It was really sleepy today, tearing apart the space is not an easy job, He Xuanbian and Fatty fell asleep after a while.

Not only did he not get Xuan Nuan's body, but he was also wronged by being kicked away. Now he curled up into a ball and got close to He Xuan's body to absorb the warmth.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who will the sky spare~

Early the next morning, Hexuan put Fatty, who had slept well, in a backpack with a small blanket inside, opened the zipper, and Fatty's little head could stick out, so that holding the backpack didn't look weird.

After all, if you hug Fat Er normally, in the eyes of others, it looks like you are hugging a lump of air.

Today, the students in class A were surprised to find that the little tyrannosaurus in their class seemed to be extraordinarily gentle, laughing at everyone, talking softly and sitting motionless on the chair, although she looked very beautiful like this, but They still miss that little Tyrannosaurus who stares at every disagreement!

When calling her Little Tyrannosaurus before, she wouldn't agree and even curled her lips, but now, she actually smiled slightly and said softly, "Student, don't call me that, thank you."

This... This does not match the image of her little tyrannosaurus at all!

"So--Student Haitang, what happened to you today! If you have to tell us anything else, we will definitely help you!" Lizi at the front desk looked at Hexuan worriedly.

"No-no, classmate Asuka, I feel fine today, and nothing happened." Hexuan paused, then said softly, rolled his eyes down and stood in the small socks The fat boy on her legs, at this moment he was raising his head to look at He Xuan.

Hexuan smiled even more gently. She read the Parenting Book before going to bed last night. It said that you must be gentle and patient when dealing with children, especially those in infancy. Your emotional changes will directly affect your children. mood, and the behavior of people around will greatly affect the child's future behavior...

Therefore, Hexuan felt that when Fatty formally establishes his worldview, he must have a role model!The power of role models is endless!

Hexuan is Fatty's friend, so he must set an excellent example for him.

Therefore, gentleness must be gentle, and don't be angry so that you can better set an example.

"Tyrannosaurus, someone is looking outside--" Before the study committee member Zhi Nai finished speaking, he saw He Xuan looking at him with a smile on his face. Although she was very pretty, why did he feel that there was a murderous look in this smile?

It must be his eyesight.

Hexuan got up slowly, put his right arm under Fatty's little feet, slowly lifted it up close to his stomach, straightened his arms, and then stood up straight, Fatty quickly supported Hexuan's shoulders, and stood upright. After getting more stable, He Xuan started to go to the door.

From the eyes of others, Hexuan's movements are like that of a deacon, with his arms close to his stomach, if a white cloth is placed on it, it will be more in line with the image of a deacon.

"Let's call me classmate Haitang, classmate of the study committee." He Xuan said softly, and then walked towards the door.

She didn't want to move at all today, okay, and her face was about to freeze from laughing, her mouth was twitching from laughing too much, she was very tired, but!In order to set a good example for Fatty, she felt it was worth it!

"Ah, so it's Chotaro." Seeing the person at the door, Hexuan suddenly realized that he said in an ariad tone, he was going to make himself sick.

"Student Haitang, hello, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday, so I specially bought something for you today." Changtaro held a large bag and a temporary bunch of flowers and handed it to Hexuan, saying very seriously.

He Xuan looked at so many things, tears almost didn't stay, she heard whispers from behind--

"Look, Ho Chotaro from the tennis club seems to be sending flowers to Little Tyrannosaurus!"

"What?! Is Feng Chotaro pursuing Little Tyrannosaurus?"

"My God! So the two of them are boyfriend and girlfriend!"

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He Xuan gritted his teeth hard, suppressing the desire to roar, looked down at Fatty who had been staring at Hua Hua, turned his head with difficulty, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Students, you are thinking too much. I have nothing to do with Feng." Smiles must be smiling, gentleness must be gentle.

"..." The students froze for a moment, and then a louder discussion erupted.

"Changtaro, I don't want these, you go back, please don't come again." He Xuan was about to cry, she said to Changtaro very calmly.

"But..." Chotaro took a step forward. He didn't understand why Haitang was angry. Although she had a smile on her face, Chotaro just felt that she was a little unhappy now.

"It's nothing, goodbye." He Xuan said quickly, and hurriedly closed the door, lowered his head and glanced at those flamboyant chubby guys looking out the door with their toes on their toes.

"Hey, I'll go buy flowers for you later, it must be more beautiful than the one just now." He Xuan comforted in a soft voice.

Hearing Ma Ma's words, Fatty raised his head and smiled at Ma Ma, his little face arched He Xuan's neck, and He Xuan could feel his tiny breath blowing on her skin.

Looking at Fatty's gaping teeth again, He Xuan pursed his lips, no matter how hard it is, the child can't be miserable!

He opened the door with a "snap", bowed his head to Feng Chotaro, who was still in a daze in front of the door, and said:

"I'm sorry, but I lent you your flower. I will give it to you twice when we meet next time." After speaking, Hexuan stretched out his hand and grabbed a flower. He didn't dare to look at Feng Changtaro's expression, and hurried back to the room without looking back. In classrooms.

Sitting on the seat, He Xuan deeply felt that, not to mention face, even her face was lost...

Holding the words in his hands and placing them next to Fatty's face, seeing his extremely surprised expression, He Xuan felt it was worth it again.

"Look, the little Tyrannosaurus is still holding Feng's flowers, and seems to be smelling them, she must like Feng!"

He Xuan!You must calm down!He Xuan's eyes were fixed, and he almost didn't cry.

Every Friday afternoon is a club activity. There is no way for He Xuan to go to the club with a backpack. Because the modern dance club is closed, she can only go to the vocal club and put the backpack in a safe place where she can see it at any time. , Hexuan stood at the back of the line, planning to wait for a while while no one was paying attention, and leave with Fatty in his arms.

Hexuan also wants Fatty to get to know the little monster of Yeyuan Mountain more.

Because the scope of the vocal club is too large, it is generally directed by the teachers of the academy. The vocal club of Bingdi is a bit special this year. In the past, Mr. Hayakawa was in charge, but because the piano club and chorus club joined the vocal club Therefore, this year, Mr. Sakaki, a senior student, will be in charge of the group activities of the vocal club.

So when Hexuan saw that Director Sakaki, whom she had used so fast, appeared in the lobby wearing a straight and firm suit, Hexuan's eyeballs almost didn't fall out, and his smiling mouth couldn't hold it anymore.

"It's okay, it's okay, there are so many people, let alone a hundred or so, how could they find her by such a coincidence, absolutely impossible, that's right, that's right..." He Xuan lowered his head and tried to shrink the existence as much as possible Feeling, muttering.

She believes that if she treats the world with such tenderness, the world will treat her with tenderness!

"Haitang Jingyi, please come out." Sakaki Taro picked up the roster, and his cold voice echoed in the lobby.

He Xuan: "Fucking gentleness!" She doesn't believe in tenderness anymore!

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