I may be a fake Taoist

"Dengdengdeng..."

Hexuan trotted towards the place where the giant monster was, stretched out his "Dou Da" fist and punched it hard.

With a sound of "boom", the 3D stereo echoes from the fist and body echoed in the cave. Hexuan who beat the demon was very handsome, and the demon who was beaten was very angry.

Raising his palm, he brought a cloud of dust and slapped Hexuan forcefully. Hexuan pressed his skirt and jumped back, avoiding the monster's palm.

"boom!"

The palm was slapped heavily on the ground, and the raised dust rushed towards the face. Seeing that it missed the hit, the monster roared, completely angry, opened its bloodshot teeth, hands and feet and quickly crawled towards Hexuan.

He Xuan quickly slapped a knot on the skirt, narrowed his eyes slightly, threw away his arms, and rushed up like a bullfighting bull.

The distance between the two is getting closer and closer. Due to the huge difference in body size, it seems that He Xuan is running towards the giant mouth of the monster from a distance.

It looked terrifying in the eyes of others.

"Natsume, wait!" Natori Yiyi hurriedly stopped Natsume, who was also about to rush up, and grabbed his arm with both hands and said, "Your friend is a demon exorcist that the Ashiya family should respect. She can deal with this kind of monster. !” The Ashiya family’s new exorcist, he has already seen the photos.

"But……"

"Little bastard! I'll let you eat people!" He Xuan roared, raised his foot and kicked it, landing right on the monster's front teeth.

At this time, the monster was still standing there stretching its teeth and claws, stretching out its arms and trying to slap Hexuan to death. Everyone sat on it, and the severe pain in the teeth rushed straight to the forehead. Biao burst into tears.

It can be seen that it hurts badly.

Although the "click" was small, it echoed very clearly in the cave. Within a moment, a small crack appeared on the monster's front teeth. on the land.

The half of the front teeth, which were several times larger than ordinary people, lay quietly on the ground, with some bright red blood remaining on them, and He Xuan, who was still relatively close, could smell the smell of stinky feet.

Even if there is only half of the front tooth, the poisonous gas attached to it is still very strong.

At this time, the big monster who had half of his front teeth knocked out by Hexuan seemed to be stunned. He stared blankly at the teeth on the ground. This was probably the first time in his life that someone knocked out his front teeth. The thing that fell out of his mouth shrank his originally huge body. He stretched out his hand, as if he couldn't believe it, and carefully touched the half of the tooth on the ground.

Finally, the moment the middle finger touched the teeth, the big monster suddenly turned its head and looked at He Xuan in shock, its big round eyes seemed to reveal the feeling of "What is this?!", and his mouth grinned. , showing fear like gaping teeth.

The originally fierce monster suddenly changed to such a wrong style that the three present were stunned.

He Xuan felt that he might be really blind, otherwise why would he think that this monster who can't understand human words at all would show such a helpless expression.

Are you really blind? !Right... He Xuan thought with some uncertainty.

Suddenly, Natsume shouted loudly: "Be careful!"

He Xuan felt that the back of his head was a little cold, he turned his head suddenly, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, a long arrow with a spell stuck in it was instantly grabbed by He Xuan, with a "click", it was directly broken by He Xuan with one hand .

"You!" He Xuan pointed at the man standing on the rock and said, "Come down if you have the ability, let's have a good chat!"

This is not the first time Hexuan reached out to block something, but this time the nature is extremely bad, unlike the previous tennis, this time the bow and arrow appeared to be aimed at the monster behind her, but actually came towards Hexuan .

Looking at the handsome man above, He Xuan got a little angry, before He Xuan stepped forward, the weak monster behind her started screaming heart-piercingly.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

If she were to fight that person one-on-one, Natsume and the people around him would be in danger. Before he could make a decision, Hexuan took out the jade bone fan, opened it with a "swish", and summoned all the ice spiritual power, followed by the fan. Fans rushed towards the panicked monster.

In an instant, the monster that touched the spiritual power was instantly covered by a large ice crystal. Seeing that Hexuan who had subdued the monster hurriedly turned around, he found that the man standing on the stone just now had disappeared.

"I'll fuck you!" He Xuanqi's teeth were itchy. If you let her fight with that person, her anger will be gone. In this scene, even the person is gone. This kind of sneak attack The fire weighed on her heart, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

outside the cave.

"Sir, was that monster robbed by the Ashiya family?" Nanase asked.

"That monster is too powerful, but it can't understand human words at all, and it can't make a contract, so it can only be wiped out by the person from the Ashiya family." Chang Jingsi said affirmatively.

That girl, the demon exorcising master invited by the Ashiya family from China, the powerful demonic power bursting out of her body is really rare. Such a strong person does not need a shikigami who can't understand human language. Such a shikigami can only was wiped out.

But... The field looked up at the orange dusk, and suddenly thought of the girl waving the jade bone fan. The agile and powerful appearance is really breathtaking. If there is a chance, I must invite it... ····

"Yeah." Nanase nodded, followed by Chang Jingsi into the woods.

Deep in the cave.

The monster that was definitely going to be wiped out by the Patriarch of the Chang family is playing hide and seek with He Xuan at this time...

"Come down!" He Xuan put his waist in, and took a step forward with one foot without shoes, staring fixedly at the little guy on the wall who wanted to pretend to be a creeper. She still couldn't believe it, but suddenly Shrunken monsters can never come down!

Just now, that is, in an instant, the huge monster sealed in the ice crystal suddenly shrank to the height of Hexuan's calf, and the ice crystal that sealed him also burst instantly. This is something Hexuan did not expect. When she came back to her senses, the suddenly shrunken monster lay motionless on the stone wall and pretended to be dead.

"Come down for me, do you hear me!" He Xuan shouted again, if she hadn't been wearing a skirt today, she would have gone up and dragged the dead child down.

Hearing He Xuan's angry voice, the little monster on the wall that had been pretending to be dead trembled, turned its head quietly, and timidly looked at He Xuan who was anxious to get angry below. From time to time, he turned his head again in fear, and hugged the wall tightly, not daring to come down.

"Hexuan, calm down, you will scare him like this." Natsume saw the little monster trembling on the wall, perhaps because it looked so harmless, Natsume, who was originally a victim, turned his head a little unbearably.

"Scared him, and he scared me! The monster suddenly shrunk to such a small size, that's why I was scared!" He Xuan said, looking around for things with his head down, trying to get this The monster was knocked down, and finally under Natori Monday's twitching expression, Hexuan moved a huge rock and threw it at the little monster.

"Ah--" the shrinking monster heard the sound, and quickly fell off the stone wall, was hugged by He Xuan below, and turned over, the little monster was lying on He Xuan's lap, He Xuan raised his big hand and waved His ass was beaten violently, and he said very rhythmically while beating:

"Make you disobedient, make you disobedient, make you disobedient..."

"Yeah, yah, yah..." The little monster's extremely round eyes yelled softly as if it was about to cry.

Looking at Natsume and Natori next to him, I couldn't bear it.

All things in this world are cute when they are small, and this monster is also the same. When its body is very huge, any actions are terrifying. Now, he is so small that he is not as tall as Hexuan's knees. Even crying looks so lovely.

After beating for a while, He Xuan came back to his senses. The little monster lying on her lap in front of her was pitifully small. Even if she stood up straight, she would not reach the height of her knees. It could be said to be skinny. The behavior is undoubtedly like a bully.

Thinking of this, Hexuan suddenly stopped his flapping hands in mid-air, swallowed hard, passed his hands under the armpit of the little monster, and let it go with every move. The little monster with slightly moist eyes and red eyes sat down. On He Xuan's thigh.

"Wake up and wake up your nose, it's almost dripping on my skirt." He Xuan took out a piece of paper, folded it and put it on the little monster's nose, feeling a little guilty, she felt like she was bullying the monster.

At this time, the little monster looked at the white paper in front of him, and was so shocked that he even forgot to cry. He kicked his calf twice, shrank his body, glanced at He Xuan with his big round eyes, and looked at He Xuan. Objecting, he stretched out his small hand and carefully touched the paper on his face.

Soft, slippery, and fragrant, the little monster's eyes widened even more.

"Yeah?!" Surprised, he suddenly raised his head happily and called out to He Xuan.

"It's really strange. Could this be his prototype?" Natori Zhou Yi stretched out his hand and touched his chin, thinking thoughtfully.

"Hexuan, let him be your shikigami!" Natsume suddenly said happily.

"What?!" It was Hexuan's turn to be surprised, she never thought that she would have shikigami, okay?

After half a sound.

Hexuan really acquiesced in the saying that the little monster is her shikigami, just as Zhang Jingsi said, this monster can't understand human words and has incomparably powerful monster power. He was young, like being reborn, Hexuan didn't want to see him being contaminated by the filth of this world, so he agreed, but he didn't sign a formal contract.

Hexuan used the lightning ability as a rope to tie the little monster's waist, so that he could run around, even if he ran away, Hexuan pulled the rope and he came back. The monster seemed to be in a daze, looking at everything as if God had descended. It was incredible, but he didn't dare to go up to look at it. It felt insecure after leaving the cave, and would only touch it when Hexuan followed. bump.

That rope was like He Xuan, which gave the little monster a sense of security.

"Do you really want to call it that?" Natsume still asked a little uncertainly.

"Of course, you see that he is so thin, how good it is to be called Fatty!" He Xuan felt that the name Fatty contained her best wishes for this monster, that is, she wanted him to gain some weight, and he would still be fat when he was older. I didn't notice it, but now it's small, as thin as a monkey, and it's full of bones to the touch.

"Then let's congratulate you first, you have obtained such a powerful shikigami." Natori Yiyi smiled slightly, his handsome face exuded charming charm.

"Heh, you laugh so disgustingly—" Madara, who had already woken up, said lying on Natsume's shoulder.

"Teacher." Natsume said disapprovingly.

"Don't congratulate me, Fatty is not my shikigami yet." He Xuan grabbed the rope with one hand and waved the other hand.

Fatty can't understand human words at all now, and his dependence on himself is more like being scared and dare not resist. He just woke up like a baby, and he will naturally cling to a powerful person. Hexuan now accepts it as a shikigami, So what if Fatty wants to be free when she grows up, she won't do things like taking advantage of people's danger, even if she is a monster.

She is in harmony, she can sit up straight, and she will not regret everything she does. Even the shikigami has to be obtained by cheating, so her life is too boring.

Before he finished thinking, Hexuan was dragged by the fat boy to a place where there were small yellow flowers growing. Looking at these small yellow flowers, the fat boy raised his hand and yelled "Ah~", Yuanyuan His eyes also narrowed, and then he squatted down again, his little hand slowly touched the small petals, and the scream of "Yah Yah" became even more joyful.

He Xuan touched his head and sighed.

Fatty raised his face and grinned, extremely happy, even though he was missing half of his front teeth, it still didn't affect his smile, his little head rubbed against He Xuan's palm vigorously, and smiled very happily at He Xuan again.

Hexuan looked at Fatty's gaping teeth, raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips, turned his head to Natsume and Natori after a while and said:

"Do you know that place can fix teeth for monsters? It's very urgent."

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