I may be a fake Taoist

This crocodile is indeed very big and very long. The tail alone is as long as two Hexuan. Its limbs are thick like stakes. The whole body, including the tip of the tail, is covered by a layer of armor like bark.

What a big crocodile that looks like it has been thirsty for three years without drinking water!Look at the dry skin that is about to crack, look at the rolling eyes that are about to thirst, and the sound of panting like a bellows, isn't the crocodile an amphibian, why is it worse than a toad when it is out of the water? .

He Xuan looked helplessly at the motionless crocodile lying on the ground.

Hearing his younger brother's voice of grievance, Da Zhuang opened his eyes with difficulty, swallowed dryly and said, "So, you are the one who wants to kill my younger brother?"

"Brother?" Hexuan pointed to the toad beside the crocodile, which was sticking out of his waist, and obviously had become fatter, and asked a little uncertainly, "Why do you worship?"

"What's the matter, my brother and I were carved out of the same mold! Our own!" Hearing the words that questioned their brother, Toad stepped forward angrily, and said angrily, and saw the jade bone fan in Hexuan's small basket again. , Hastily retreated to his brother's side.

As soon as it finished speaking, the monsters watching the excitement blinked their eyes quickly, oops, the wind has been strong recently, and there is always sand in their eyes.

He Xuan pursed his lips, looked up at the appearance of the two brothers, and said:

"I do not believe."

"You, you not only want to kill my brother, but you don't believe that we are brothers! You, you wait." Hearing Hexuan's words, the crocodile Dazhuang was obviously a little angry. It struggled to lift its right foreleg, unable to do what it wanted Moving slowly, towards the place where Hexuan was standing, trembling as if he was about to fall down at any time.

1 minute passed...

2 minute passed...

3 minute passed...

"Cut~~" Seeing this monster crawling so slowly, the monsters around him sighed, waved their hands and left.

"Don't go away, my brother just came out, and he hasn't really performed his skills yet!" The toad at the side jumped up anxiously when he saw other monsters looking down on his brother so much.

Seeing the crocodile that was more strenuous than a snail crawling, He Xuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and stood in front of the crocodile.

Seeing that Li Hexuan was approaching, Da Zhuang breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said, "You, you can't run away! Hurry up and apologize to my brother, or I want you, I want you to look good, cough cough, cough cough... ··”

"Do you want to drink some water first?" He Xuan asked as he looked at the crocodile that was about to cough up its lungs.

"No, you have to apologize to my brother." The crocodile, who was patted on the back by his brother a few times, insisted, feeling a little relieved for a moment.

"It's impossible to apologize. It's impossible in this life. Your brother can't help but buy and sell us and wants to bully Yimu. Yimu is such a cute little monster. How can he bully him? I can't bear it!" He Xuanhao Said without hesitation.

All the monsters: So the most important thing is not to buy and sell by force, but to bully Yimu?

Hearing what Master Haitang said, the big round head beside him was flushed red, and the big eyes were also moist. He trotted behind Hexuan, and carefully grabbed Hexuan's clothes and refused to come out.

=mouth=! ! =mouth=! !

After listening to the words, both Da Zhuang and Big Eyes looked stunned, but the former was surprised, while the latter was guilty.

"Brother, brother?" Da Zhuang couldn't believe that his younger brother dared to buy and sell by force.

"Brother--" The big eyes lowered their heads at this time, and the original yellow-green skin was now dimmed by three degrees.

Just as the two brothers were silent, Hexuan spoke.

"Well, crocodile, I think you will become a dry crocodile if you don't drink any more water. I happen to know a place where you can drink enough water." He Xuan rolled up his sleeves and walked to the crocodile's tail in a few steps.

"You, what do you want to do." Da Zhuang collapsed on the ground, looking back at He Xuan.

"Don't get close to my brother!" Big Eyes hurried over and shouted.

"I'm helping you brother." As he said that, He Xuan suddenly grabbed the crocodile's tail with both hands, and the aura around him suddenly increased. The tail turned.

The huge crocodile whirled in Hexuan's hand, and the airflow spread around in a circular shape. When he felt a certain inertia, Hexuan let go of his hand suddenly, and the crocodile instantly turned into a meteor and flew far away in front of his eyes. forest.

Hexuan put his hand on his eyebrows and looked in the direction. He was sure that the big pond was there. Thinking of looking back at the dazed toad, he walked over, grabbed his calf and began to swing it again.

The most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy!

"Go, Pikachu!" Hexuan roared, and his big eyes followed his brother's direction and shot out like shooting stars.

"Okay!" In the distance, Ghost Lamp couldn't help but said excitedly in his heart, and then walked quickly to He Xuan, staring straight at He Xuan, which made people feel a little hairy.

He Xuan also looked at this man in a black bathrobe with a small horn on his forehead, her nose twitched slightly, yes, it was a familiar smell.

"Ghost?" He Xuan asked.

"Yes!" Ghost Lantern affirmed.

"Why?" He Xuan asked again.

"I think you are very suitable to work in hell, what do you think?" Gui Deng stepped forward, getting closer to He Xuan.

(⊙_⊙)······

"I think you are sick, thank you." Hexuan looked at this strange ghost with a blank expression. Are all ghost recruiters recruited to the real world now?She is not dead yet!

"Huh--" The two Zashiki boys raised their faces and looked at Hexuan in disbelief. This is the second time they heard someone scold Mr. Ghost Lamp. The first one is Bai Ze, who is still lying on the bed (beaten)

"Huh?" Hearing He Xuan's words, Ghost Lamp was obviously taken aback, his eyes suddenly became very sharp, his two short eyebrows approached tightly, and he looked at He Xuan "kindly".

He Xuan obviously felt that this ghost was different from the ones she had encountered before, and his whole body seemed to exude an overwhelming aura.

"That -- just slipped my tongue just now. What I want to say is that I have no plans to go to hell yet." It's not that she is cowardly, it's that the other party has a lot of people, there are three of them, and Hexuan can guarantee that it is definitely not these two The opponent of the little monster.

"Well, you're going to work in hell in the future." Gui Deng clenched his right hand into a fist and slapped his left palm, suddenly realizing.

"I didn't, I wasn't, you are talking nonsense." He Xuan was merciless.

"How do you want to die?" If you die, you can go to work in hell, right?

"..." Why can't she talk to this ghost?

"Why do I have to go to hell to work?!" He Xuan couldn't figure it out.

"Great strength, integrity, and brutality!" Ghost Lamp quickly raised his fingers and said one by one.

Convex - Convex

He Xuan didn't speak, but raised his unyielding fingers.

She admits the strong one, and the upright one is also acceptable, the key is what the hell is extremely cruel?That's kindness!She kindly helped two brothers who were like two idiots find water to drink, isn't she kind!

"Yimu, let's go!" He Xuan picked up Yi Mu, waved his hand, and motioned for the three Kappa carrying things behind to follow, then turned and left, He Xuan felt that she was going to kick back with the ghost, otherwise, he would not even be able to speak. annoying.

The ghost lamp behind him tilted his head to look at Hexuan who had gone away, he really didn't understand, according to human etiquette, he just praised her, why did he become even more angry?Ghost Lamp doesn't quite understand.

However, what he wants to accomplish has not yet failed, and as the first assistant officer next to Lord Yan Mo, he cannot abuse his power, he is reasonable!So he raised his legs and took small steps to catch up with Hexuan. When she didn't react, she kept chanting "Come to hell to work, come to hell to work, come to hell to work, come to hell to work..."

That sound is like a mosquito buzzing in your ears, it goes straight into your mind, it's so annoying that you want to slap him to death.

He Xuan gritted his teeth hard, and when he turned his head, he saw this ghost with an expression of "fight with me, if you lose, go back to hell with me", holding a mace full of fangs at some point in his hand , standing there with a strong sense of presence, looking at He Xuan very "charitably", as if staring at a piece of fat.

It seems that he is not willing to give up until he reaches his goal.

"·····" He Xuan felt that she might have encountered a mental illness—the kind that could not be shaken off.

"You..." Hexuan paused, looking at the tall ghost, she planned to "have a good talk" with this ghost brother.

Two days later, the tennis coach's office.

"I would also like Miss Haitang to accept this commission." Sakakitaro continued, looking at the obviously unhappy girl in front of him.

"I learned from an old friend that Ms. Haitang was an outstanding member of the Chinese Taoist Association. She once wiped out three witches and hundreds of ghosts with one person's strength. Your strength is beyond my imagination—three months ago you accepted Entrusted by the Ashiya family, she became the elder of their family. Two days ago, she defeated the heads of the six departments of Ice Emperor on a whim. In the afternoon, I never understood that invincibility is hard to defeat, Miss Haitang really surprised me."

It's a long passage, and the tennis club will probably be stunned when they hear it. Their serious and oppressive consultant Sakaki can talk so much.

The person in front of him had a calm tone, and there were few ups and downs when he spoke, but it inexplicably made Hexuan's back feel a little chilled. This person knew everything from big to small, even the internal affairs of Taoism. It was as if he was seen through in front of him, which was really scary.

When he came to Japan, apart from the perverted Ghost Lamp, it was the second time that Hexuan encountered something difficult to figure out.

The author has something to say: Ghost Lantern, a man with a strong sense of presence wherever he goes.

PS: Thanks to the cute little "South Pavilion" for feeding.