I may be a fake Taoist

After returning home, he changed his clothes, and with the consent of his parents, He Xuanfei went to Yeyuan Mountain to meet Yimu and them.

It was dusk at this time, and the sun in the west was slowly setting against the sunset. The red area had a sense of layering, and the extremely pure color made people feel warm.

Taking a deep breath, He Xuan quickened his speed.

After half a sound.

"I've been waiting for a long time!" He Xuan put the side heat away, and said loudly to Yi Yi who was copying his hands.

"Master Jing, you are here~~"

"You are here~~"

Seeing Hexuan, the little monsters ran to Hexuan's legs one after another, circling around Hexuan one by one, raising their hands happily, as if dancing.

They are less than [-] centimeters in size, anthropomorphic in shape, some with a white mushroom on top, some with a big fluffy tail, and some with a pair of white fur balls with big watery eyes, which makes people feel soft. , directly poking Hexuan's little heart.

"Hey, are you so happy to see me?" He Xuan was very embarrassed but still pretended to be calm.

The monsters circling around Hexuan were still very happy, and they said seriously: "Yes! I am very happy to see Mr. Jing~"

"Happy!"

"Master Jing, I like you~~"

After hearing these little monsters' words, Old Hexuan blushed and felt that her whole body was about to boil. Such blunt words made her a little at a loss, so she pretended to squat down and faced the little monsters who gathered and approached. , stretched out his palm and stroked their little heads one by one.

And these little monsters also rubbed against Hexuan's palm very docilely, and some stretched out two small hands to gently hold Hexuan's thumb, very attached.

In fact, He Xuan also likes them very much, but he is really embarrassed to say it.

"Master Jing, it's time, shall we go?" Yimu also wanted to be patted on the head by an adult, but he was too big to squeeze in, QAQ.

"Okay, let's go." He Xuan stood up, touched his forehead, and waved to the little monsters at his feet.

"Master Jing, goodbye~~"

"Master Mirror~~"

"Come play next time~~~Master Jing." The tender little voices of the little monsters rang out again, making Hexuan's ears tingle and trembling all over.

"Let's go." Hexuan said to Yimu, and Yimu took him to the monster market this time.

"Hmm" (#^.^#)

Following an unknown path on the mountain, Hexuan followed Yimu slowly, the sky gradually darkened, and fireflies like little stars gradually began to float on both sides of the road, one by two, a group of two groups, gradually Lighting up this somewhat dim space, they are like the Milky Way in the dark night.

The closer you get to the monster market, the more things you can see. Hexuan looked at the little unicorn beside him. It was fat and chirping. Its front half was snow-white, but its back half was a starry sky. It was real. In the starry sky, Hexuan saw the stars twinkling on its buttocks.

There is also a red fox with three big tails, walking leisurely step by step, every step seems to be stepping on a small piece of land, it looks very proud, its three big furry tails are like dancing behind it, at least in the He Xuan thinks this fox is very good-looking.

Gradually, there were more and more monsters accompanying them. They came out of nowhere, but there were quite a few types.

Behind Hexuan is a walking cat holding an umbrella. It also straddles this small camel-colored backpack, full of breath of life, and its companion is a little mouse. He Xuan felt the colorfulness of life.

It was the first time Hexuan had seen such a fun monster, and he couldn't remember it.

Passing through the torii of a shrine is like traveling to a different time and space. The originally quiet environment is instantly occupied by noisy sounds, the cries of merchants, and the bargaining of buyers one after another. Except that the creatures inside are monsters, both It has a night market style.

This is a monster market hidden in the mountains.

"This is the monster market." He Xuan looked at the various tents on both sides of the street, and then at the weird things sold inside.

"Master Jing, what do you want to buy~" Yimu lowered his head and carefully took out a light-colored lucky bag from his cuff, and held it up high to show Hexuan, "Master Jing, we have money, we can buy it." A lot of things~~" After speaking, his big eyes narrowed happily.

"What a coincidence! I also prepared the money." Seeing Yimu's satisfied little face, Hexuan touched its big head and said with a really coincidental look.

"Yeah~" Yimu nodded in surprise.

"Let's go, Yimu, which stall shall we go to see?" He Xuan was dazzled looking at so many stalls.

"My lord, let's go inside, the things outside are expensive and deceptive!" Yimu pulled Hexuan's clothes and cautiously looked at the outermost stall owner of the monster market while talking to Hexuan.

It's not easy being a monster these days--

The rules here, especially the outermost stalls, are to buy and sell by force. Those stall owners with strong demon power have grabbed the outermost good place, and every little monster who comes here can't avoid some exploitation.

There is no way that the strength is not strong, either spend money to buy things, or get beaten up and robbed of money, choose one of the two.

Just like now, when Yimu pulled Hexuan past a tent, he was stopped by a toad monster as tall as an adult.

"You! Buy something or else - this!" The muscles on the bent yellow-green arm were thickly bulging, and the distributed blue veins were like earthworms, which looked scary.

"Okay, okay." Hearing that Yimu let go of Hexuan's side, he opened the small lucky bag tremblingly, wanting to pay the money.

He Xuan looked at the booth, there were some dead branches and rotten leaves, a few smelly fish and shrimps, it was not clear that it was a scam, it was a scam monster!

She doesn't agree!

Stopping it for a while, Hexuan took out the jade bone fan, opened it with a "swish", and slammed it towards the huge tree trunk next to him. The extremely harmless jade bone fan looked like a machete at the moment , straightly split the tree trunk, turned a corner in the air and returned to Hexuan's hand.

The surrounding monsters all opened their mouths in horror, and the outermost stall owner silently put away his goods and turned his head to the side. They couldn't afford to mess with this monster.

"You! Get out of here—this!" He Xuan raised the jade bone fan and said to the huge toad. She will eat everything in her life, except He Xiang!

"Ah, kill the monster!" Toad screamed loudly, dropped the booth and ran away, and then the place was taken by other monsters.

"Go, Yimu." He Xuan said.

"Your Excellency is so amazing!!" Yimu raised his short hand and jumped twice very happily.

"Yeah." He Xuan said calmly, in fact, he grinned in his heart and was too proud.

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"My lord~~ This is a wind chime blessed by Zashiki Doji. If you hang it at home, as long as you don't throw it away, you can attract! Wealth! Proceed! Treasure!" He held up two wind chimes made of small glass bowls, one red and one black, There are also two notes hanging below.

One says Lucky Fortune, and the other says Jinbao—it was still written with a watercolor pen, at the level of primary and kindergarten writing—

He Xuan felt that these two wind chimes were the product of a joke...

But she still took the pair of wind chimes, and said to the two little girls in black and white kimonos, "How much does this cost?"

Two little girls who looked like twins sat upright on the chairs, staring at the big black eyes, looking at Hexuan who was holding the wind chime very empty, tilted their heads and said in unison in unwavering voices

"100 dollars."

"...Good." These two little girls with black and white hair reminded Hexuan of string dolls. Although they looked cute, they exuded a terrifying aura. He quickly took them out of his pocket. money to hand them.

Putting the wind chimes into the small shopping basket, He Yimu continued to walk forward. After walking for a while, Hexuan felt that his clothes were being pulled by someone. Looking down, it turned out that it was the two little girls at the booth just now.

He Xuan was a little puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

The little girl in black kimono put down the arm that was holding Hexuan's clothes, reached out and handed her a wooden sign.

A very dilapidated wooden sign, square in shape, felt like it had burrs when held in the hand, and a large character was written on it with red paint penetrating into the wood - ghost.

He Xuan took a hard look at the broken wooden sign, then lowered his head to look for the two children who ran away after handing her the wooden sign, a little dazed.

What does this mean, what is she going to do with a wooden sign in the middle of the night in this market full of monsters?Or does she look like a ghost?

"Yimu, what do these two monsters want to prove?" He Xuan said.

"Yes, it may prove that you are powerful, my lord." Yimu said uncertainly with his eyes wide open.

So you gave her a ghost?He Xuan thought, threw the wooden sign into the small basket, and continued to pick out good things with Yimu.

At twelve o'clock in the night, it is the busiest time in the monster market. At this time, all the monsters who want to set up stalls or buy things come out, and there are little monsters that can light up on the surrounding trees. It's the lighting staff at the Yokai Market, the kind that charges by the hour.

There are tents in both rows, Hexuan and Yimu shuttle in the middle, and monsters pass by Hexuan. They are of different shapes and sizes, making Hexuan think that he has come to a country with only monsters. .

"My lord, my lord, this is the Kaguya Hime brand kimono! My lord must look beautiful in it!" Ichimoku screamed.

Hexuan shook his head, looked at the clothes that made Yimu scream, there were a lot of them, and the color was blinding, but the clerk who bought the clothes inside was very beautiful, so Hexuan looked at it for a long time, and picked out a dark red one I gave the money and was excitedly dragged to a broom buying stall.

"My lord, my lord, look quickly! This is a broom made by the broom god! You don't need demon power to clean the room and yard!" Yimu pointed to a broom.

Hexuan looked at it, and picked out a mahogany pole, which she thought her mother would like.

"My lord, this is a pendant to ward off evil spirits." Yimu came to a small booth and knelt down and said.

Wait, do you monsters still need to ward off evil spirits?But her brother should like this thing very much, Hexuan also picked out a water drop pendant, is it the color ~ green.

"grown ups······"

In three hours, Hexuan bought a lot of things, which made her fully aware of the joy of shopping. As for what to buy?He Xuan doesn't know, is it useful?He Xuan felt that they were all a bit useful.

For example, she sells this replacement paper figurine, as long as you give it a drop of blood, it can change into your appearance for three consecutive months. It has the same habits and abilities as you, and can replace you to do things you don’t want to do, and finally dissipates. Time can tell you what it has done in these three months in the form of dreams. The only disadvantage is that if you don't change it for three months, you will immediately become a paper doll in public.

But overall the pros outweigh the cons.

The moment she saw it, Hexuan thought of going to school, so she bought all the replacement paper figurines from a booth.

But she never admits that she ever had the idea of ​​using this truancy, um, absolutely not.

It was the first time I came to the Yokai Market and bought a lot of things. In the end, I hired three kappa to carry them for her. These porters stayed at the outermost edge, and there were hundreds of them, big and small. How much is the price for one night, no bargaining.

Several bald gourds with tortoise shells on their backs crowded together, and wrote such imaginative words, even a mature and stable person like Hexuan (Wu) couldn't help but think a little bit.

However, as far as the ability to move things is concerned, these kappas are still very capable.

"My lord, do you think this Yimu looks good?" Yimu asked shyly as he held up a beautifully woven wreath.

He Xuan looked at the wreath very seriously, it was really beautiful, the flowers on it were in the freshest state, blooming very beautifully, nodded and said:

"The Yimu belt is very beautiful!" He also raised his thumb.

On the other side, Yimu, who was praised by Hexuan, went to pay happily, and picked a lot of flower seeds from the stall by the way, intending to take them back and distribute them to his friends.

Hexuan also picked a few flower seeds, because her mother also liked it very much. When Hexuan and Yimutiao were happy, there was a sudden noise from the side.

On the other side, two zashiki boys finally came with their parents.

"That's it, it's amazing." The two children pointed to He Xuan who was squatting on the ground, and then raised their heads and said to their parents.

"Huh?" Gui Deng narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his hand and touched his chin, hesitant.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! Brother is the one who wants to kill me!" The giant toad that finally dragged his brother out of the water after going through all kinds of hardships pointed at Hexuan, and said angrily and aggrieved.

He has a background!

Hexuan raised his head when he heard the sound: I'll go, such a big crocodile, which zoo does not lock the door at night!

The author has something to say: Monsters also want to save face, okay?