don't move my fish tail

Maybe it's because Qin Shaofan has a sweetheart himself, sticks with Si Lu every day, and his body and mind have already belonged to that little fairy Si Lu, so he is not sensitive to the smell around Song Xingye.

Or maybe it was because he and Song Xingye had been brothers for too long, and he never thought that one day the brothers would become opposite sex.

Song Xingye did not refute his brother's mindless conclusion: "Is the taste obvious?"

But he couldn't smell it himself, only a little soothing agent.

Qin Shaofan: "It's okay, you can't smell it unless you smell it carefully." This is not the point: "Have you really come into contact with a beautiful woman? Hiss... Could it be that Bai Fumei from last time?"

I haven't heard much from Song Xingye recently, and he reasonably suspects that they broke up.

"No," Song Xingye's attitude said it all: "Let's not talk about him." There is no such Bai Fumei in the world, everything is his imagination.

"Let's go to the fabric market." Song Xingye said, "When will your little one come out?"

Qin Shaofan glanced at the phone: "My little baby is still dressing up, wait a minute."

The two went to the fabric market by car, and Si Lu just set off. Song Xingye suggested to find a cold drink shop with few people. He was afraid that his feet would hurt after walking for too long.

Si Lu's big black Benz drove directly to the door, and when Si Lu got out of the car, countless eyes watched and envied him.

For this, Song Xingye admired Qin Shaofan, because how to put it, the disparity between the two families is too great, and it would definitely be entangled if he was the man.

"Brother Fan!" Si Lu came in and rushed towards Qin Shaofan: "I haven't seen you for two days, I miss you so much."

Qin Shaofan hugged him and turned around: "I miss you too."

Si Lu then greeted Song Xingye: "Song Xingye, why are you so early?"

Song Xingye was about to talk when his phone rang, and it was Hua Yanyan's call: "I'll answer the call first." He said, and answered: "Mom."

The voice over there said loudly, "Song Xingye! Where have you been?"

Sure enough, it was Xingshi who found out that he was missing, and Xingshi came to inquire about the crime. Song Xingye said straightforwardly: "It's too hot at home, I'll come out to escape the heat."

Hua Yanyan: "Fart!"

Song Xingye: "It's okay, I'll hang up."

Hua Yanyan: "Dare, come back to me immediately."

Song Xingye: "Why go back? I'm with my friend." He said, and glanced at Si Lu: "It's a mermaid friend, don't worry."

After a pause, Hua Yanyan said: "I'll go to the registration center, I don't care if you come or not, but after I've selected a candidate, you have to meet me."

Song Xingye had a headache: "Can what you like be the same as what I like?"

Hua Yanyan: "Then you come to see, if you don't come, where can you find what you like?"

Song Xingye choked for a moment: "Doctor Ren said that there is at least half a year to think about it. It doesn't have to be a blind date. I can find it by myself."

"No," Hua Yanyan frowned and said, "That's too hasty, it's too dangerous to marry without time to spend together, anyway, I'll go out now, and I'll make an appointment for you tomorrow at the latest."

The phone hung up, and Song Xingye sat in a chair in a daze.

Si Lu asked weakly: "Song Xingye, are you really on a blind date?"

Qin Shaofan was startled: "What? Brother Ye is on a blind date?" Are you mistaken, the fourth handsome man in City A is only 20 years old, and they haven't graduated from university, what kind of date?

Song Xingye threw his phone on the table and wiped his face: "Yes, I'm on a blind date."

Qin Shaofan discovered Huadian: "What's the matter with the doctor?"

Song Xingye stopped talking.

Everyone saw that he was in a bad mood, Si Lu said: "By the way, do you still want to talk to my brother?"

"Of course." Song Xingye came back to life in a flash, but then sank down again: "Si Lu, you should call first and ask him if he would like to talk to me."

Si Lu rolled his eyes at him: "I will definitely ask."

Before he asked clearly, how could he dare to kill first and then play later.

Only Qin Shaofan was at a loss: "What's going on?"

However, one is on the phone, the other is autistic, and no one cares about him.

To be honest, Si Lu rarely called Si Han, unless there was something urgent, or his mother asked him to call.

After nine o'clock in the morning, Si Han was already at the company, and he answered Si Lu's phone call: "What's the matter?"

Apparently, he thought it was his parents who asked Si Lu to beat him.

"Brother," Si Lu said at the cold drink shop, "Song Xingye wants to talk to you, do you want to answer his call?"

Hearing Song Xingye's name again, Si Han froze for a moment, and then refused helplessly: "No need, Xiaolu, are you with him?"

"Well, let's go out to play together today..." Si Lu said, "Listen?"

"Don't listen, you guys can play." Si Han refused again.

An unmarried mermaid who is on a blind date to choose a mate has nothing to say to him.

Contacting again will only increase troubles in vain.

"Oh," Si Lu glanced at Song Xingye, frowned and shook his head. The other party cheered him up vigorously, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "But he really wants to talk to you, or you can just listen." Say a few words."

Someone from Si Han's side came in and was about to deal with work. He was a little hesitant holding the phone, but it wasn't that he was hesitant to talk to Song Xingye.

After a pause, he said, "Xiao Lu, it's best for me not to associate with Song Xingye. As for the reason, maybe he will tell you."

"Because he's on a blind date?" Si Lu was really curious, he didn't dare to ask a question if he held it in his heart, if it was true, wouldn't he eat the keyboard.

Even Silu knew that Song Xingye was on a blind date?

Si Han raised his eyebrows: "Did he tell you?"

Si Lu: "..."

Considering the context and the reactions of both parties, does he feel that he knows something extraordinary?

Si Han said, "I still have work to do, so I'm hanging up."

Until Si Han hung up the phone for a long time, Si Lu didn't react.

Song Xingye poked his arm: "How is it?"

Si Lu put down his phone, stretched out his hand and pinched Song Xingye's neck: "Song Xingye, you scumbag!" Since he provoked his brother, why did he go on a blind date!

"Brother Fan, help!" Song Xingye yelled.

Qin Shaofan came to rescue him: "Xiaolu Xiaolu, if you have something to say, talk about it." But in fact, he was also very curious, and asked: "What's the matter, why do you say Brother Ye is a scumbag?"

Si Lu stared at Song Xingye: "Tell yourself, what happened between you and me? We went to the hot springs together and gave each other gifts before. Why did he block you when he came back?"

Who would believe that there is nothing tricky in it?

Qin Shaofan: "Damn it, Brother Han blackmailed you?" In addition to being shocked, there was even a hint of schadenfreude.

It seems that if we don't clarify this matter today, maybe Si Han is not the only one who blocked him.

Song Xingye took a deep breath, leaned back, his whole body was a bit gloomy, and said, "Something did happen, but I'm afraid you will laugh at me if I tell it."

The young couple looked at each other, raised three fingers and said, "We don't laugh."

Song Xingye believed their evil, leaned over and whispered: "Actually, Brother Han and I met for the first time at the entrance of Muyu Mermaid Supplies Store. Since then, I have had his WeChat."

Si Lu was shocked: "It turns out that you have known each other for a long time."

Qin Shaofan slapped his thigh: "No wonder you two got to know each other so well in the restaurant!"

"That's not the point." Song Xingye propped his elbows on the table, put his head in his hands and sighed, "I treated him like a mermaid for half a month."

Before Si Lu could react, Qin Shaofan suddenly remembered the mysterious 30-year-old Bai Fumei, could it be?

"Damn it!" Qin Shaofan slapped the table and laughed instantly, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my mother!"

"A store for mermaid supplies?" Si Lu pondered for a moment, then smiled obscenely: "Hahaha Muyu is my family's business, my brother goes to the store for work and not for shopping, hahahaha."

As a result, Song Xingye judged others to be a mermaid like this, hahahaha.

What a fool.

"But then again," Qin Shaofan looked at his autistic brother: "What are you doing at the mermaid supply store? Squatting to guard the mermaid? Then you are too sick."

Song Xingye patted the table: "Didn't you say you didn't laugh?" The voice was so loud that the next table could hear him, didn't he want to lose face: "Why am I going to the Mermaid Supplies Store? Don't you have a good nose? Doesn’t it come out that I smell soothing medicine?”

"..."

"Soothing?"

As a mermaid, Silu naturally knew what a soothing agent was. It was used to adjust the mermaid's mood during the metamorphosis period, so as to achieve the effect of balancing the smell.

During the mate selection period, the more a mermaid desires a male, the stronger the scent will be.

Song Xingye doesn't desire men for the time being, his natural smell is very light, the only one who says he has a strong smell is Si Han.

Si Lu was stunned: "No way, Song Xingye, you, you, why do you use a soothing agent?"

Do you still need to ask this kind of question? Song Xingye glanced at him: "I just split up recently. Brother Han helped me buy mermaid supplies. I thought he was a mermaid, so I kept contacting him until the day I ended my trip and found out that he was not a mermaid." , I almost didn’t jump off the plane.”

Song Xingye ignored the stunned young couple, and continued: "I went to the mermaid registration center yesterday, and I've already registered. The doctor said that my estrus period will be half a year later, so my mother forced me to go on a blind date."

"Wait!" Si Lu interrupted him: "My brother knows you are a mermaid?"

"I've always known it." Song Xingye said.

"!!!" Silu Kuangqiu: "Then he's still in the pool with you! How could he do that!"

Song Xingye blushed hotly, he couldn't say that he forced Si Han to soak in the pool with him.

alright!Changed the subject: "Anyway, that's how things are. Brother Han didn't know that I regarded him as a mermaid, so he misunderstood my avoidance. This is what I want to explain."

If you don't explain clearly, your conscience will be disturbed for a lifetime, because the previous actions are too easy to be misunderstood.

Si Lu felt his head was dizzy: "Come on, let's take it easy, first, are you a mermaid?"

Song Xingye: "Yes."

Qin Shaofan, who had been stunned beside him, twitched again...

Si Lu: "Second, my brother always knew you were a mermaid?"

Song Xingye: "Yes."

Si Lu: "Third, after you knew that my brother is a purely human male, you decided to distance yourself from him and choose a blind date?"

Song Xingye was a little hesitant, but nodded anyway: "I don't want to go on a blind date. I still like girls in my heart." He thought stubbornly.

Qin Shaofan: "..." Brother Ye is a mermaid, Brother Ye is a mermaid, Brother Ye is a mermaid, oh oh oh! !Ahhh! ! ! !

Si Lu sighed lightly, and covered his eyes weakly: "Is this the difference in thinking between a mermaid and a straight man?"

As far as the matter between his brother and Song Xingye was concerned, he had already made up a romantic love story in his mind.

As a result, the person concerned didn't have the slightest idea of ​​charming!

An unmarried pure human male and an unmarried mermaid don't have that kind of meaning to each other, and they really shouldn't contact each other. Si Lu said: "I will convey this matter to my brother. It is really better for the two of you not to contact each other in the future."

Song Xingye nodded: "Thank you."

Qin Shaofan finally came back to his senses, and murmured: "I am such a handsome wild brother, suddenly turned into a mermaid?"

Song Xingye knocked on him: "Can't a mermaid be handsome?"

Qin Shaofan scratched his head: "No wonder you like to wear nice clothes all of a sudden." He no longer wears dark and hip-hop styles, and looks more cool and handsome.

Even so, Song Xingye still cared about what his brothers thought of him: "You won't stop playing with me just because I became a mermaid?"

Qin Shaofan hurriedly said, "You think so much, don't tell me you're not Song Xingye if you have an extra tail?"

"That's good," Song Xingye said, "The doctor said that my male hormones are too strong. If I counteract with mermaid hormones, I will have symptoms of false estrus. I need a young and strong man to hug me. Silu, do you mind if I borrow it from Brother Fan?" ?"

Si Lu quickly hugged his boyfriend: "Get out! Don't you have other brothers?"

"Yes." Qin Shaofan said: "Look for Jiang Yan, even if you give him a hundred guts, he won't dare to think anything wrong about you."

Song Xingye: "It's not that I haven't sent him a text message to ask him, he said to marry me right away."

"Hahahahaha!" Although they knew it was wrong to laugh at Song Xingye, they were damn happy!