don't move my fish tail

Think about it, even I have this kind of thought, so how does Si Han, who has been 'tangled' by him all this time, think?

"Okay, I'll help you make an appointment with him." Si Lu said very face-saving: "Is it okay next weekend, my brother has just come back and is very busy."

"Okay." Song Xingye nodded immediately, "As long as he is willing to come out, he can do it anytime."

Si Lu was a little surprised, but he took it for granted: "This is the attitude you should have towards my brother."

He was too pushy before, and it made him angry.

There was a lot of nonsense, but Song Xingye didn't dare to say: "Okay, okay, wait for your good news, hang up."

The reason for the rush was because the test results came out, and the old Song and his wife urged Song Xingye to go get the results together.

The staff sent them an electronic report and a paper report, saying softly: "Mr. Song Xingye's tail is perfectly developed, but the mermaid hormone in the body is secreted too fast, and the male hormone fades too slowly. A hormonal hedge that would likely trigger frequent pseudoestrus."

Song Xingye immediately asked, "What is false estrus?"

Staff: "It means that your body will have symptoms similar to estrus, such as the unique smell emitted by mermaids during courtship, which will be particularly strong, attracting men around you, and at the same time, you will feel hot and dizzy, and seek hugs and comfort, but the reproductive cavity will not Open it, it's a false estrus."

"Then how should I deal with this?" Hua Yanyan was in a hurry. Although she was also a mermaid, she said that her differentiation process was very smooth, and she had never experienced any false estrus.

"It's quite simple. False estrus is not harmful to the body," the staff member smiled and said, "Find a trustworthy young man and hug him. Even a blood-related man is barely feasible. 22 years old Best until age 28."

"Who is trustworthy in our family?" Song Yixing immediately ruled it out in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more ugly his face became: "Why do you have this symptom? Isn't that too embarrassing?"

Song Xingye didn't want to talk anymore, although he was still actively comforting his mother last night.

The staff continued: "Mr. Song Xingye's hormone level is unstable, so there is no exact date for the estrus period. We can only judge that the mature period will come in about half a year, but..." The topic changed: "We still recommend Choose a partner as soon as possible, let the partner help balance hormones, and relieve the pain during the metamorphosis."

Song Xingye wanted to say that he was fine now and didn't need a man, so he heard the staff say: "The bones of the feet will undergo some changes during the metamorphosis period, which may cause pain and cramps, which are normal, because the metamorphosis is too fast. Yes. Therefore, we should pay more attention to calcium supplementation and minimize this uncomfortable process as much as possible.”

"Did you hear that?" Hua Yanyan turned her head to look at her son: "Blind date, let me go on a blind date tomorrow."

"Dad?" Song Xingye desperately asked for his father.

Song Yixing: "Listen to your mother."

Song Xingye knew it was useless.

"Doctor, can I take inhibitors then?"

Before saying this, Song Xingye really didn't have a detailed understanding of inhibitors. He only knew that after injection, the symptoms of estrus could be suppressed.

"No," the staff quickly reminded the newborn mermaid who is not afraid of tigers: "Inhibitors are only recommended when it is absolutely necessary, otherwise it will make your next estrus more uncomfortable."

"Yes," Hua Yanyan knew, "and the inhibitors are very expensive, it's wiser for us to find you a partner."

Song Xingye sighed softly, feeling desperate for his own life.

The atmosphere in the car on the way home was always dull. Song Yixing said: "You must go on a blind date, otherwise you will have to rely on your cousin to hug you until the estrus period?"

Song Xingye: "What hug, don't say it so disgusting, okay? And I didn't say I want cousins, I have someone to choose."

Song Yixing pricked up his ears, "Who?"

"Jiang Yan, my classmate." In the eyes of his parents, they are not good friends: "I don't need cousins ​​anyway."

What a shame.

Song Xingye nestled in the back row and sent a message to Jiang Yan: "Yanzi, what would you do if I were a mermaid?"

Jiang Yan: "Marry you."

Song Xingye quit his window without thinking, and opened Chen Xiaye's window: "Little Yeye, what would you do if I were a mermaid?"

Chen Xiaye: "Go to your house immediately to propose marriage."

Fuck... well, let's contact my cousins ​​who are so-so, Song Xingye decided.

family group.

Song Xingye: "@谢塔哥@静堂哥@恒塔兄, kind brothers and brothers, who is willing to give me a loving hug on a regular basis?"

Young talented cousins: "Song Xingye, what are you thinking?"

"Look," Song Xingye looked at his parents: "Everyone has their own life, how can others have time to hug you every day."

Hua Yanyan: "I hug you, not me." Besides: "They will help you after they know you are a mermaid. Don't think of your relatives so cold-blooded, okay?"

Song Xingye was expressionless: "The problem is that I don't want the whole world to know that I am a mermaid."

Hua Yanyan: "Just let relatives know."

Song Xingye: "Mom, you are so naive. If the relatives know it, the whole world knows it."

Song Yixing: "I think so too, mainly because your mother's relatives are too naughty."

"Is that right, Dad?" Song Xingye also thought of this. His dad was definitely someone who suffered from relatives, so he slapped his thigh: "I think back when my mother first married you..."

Needless to say the rest, the old couple will play freely.

Sure enough, nothing happened to Song Xingye along the way, his father and his mother were still arguing all the way home.

Brain pain.

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On this side, Si Lu was so relieved because of Song Xingye's words, Brother Lu, but he didn't dare to call and harass his brother right away.

In the evening, when Si Han went home for dinner, Si Lu said at the dinner table, "Brother, Song Xingye would like to ask you out to meet this weekend."

"No." The man sitting opposite him refused without thinking.

It seemed that it had been expected that Si Lu would help Song Xingye spread the word.

Si Lu was stunned, and looked up at his brother: "What's wrong, you and Song Xingye...argued?"

It was so serious that he was blocked, and he didn't know what Song Xingye did, so Si Lu didn't dare to interfere.

"No, I just don't want to associate with him anymore." Si Han said.

"Oh..." Si Lu was quite surprised, also, Song Xingye is too stupid, always overly enthusiastic towards his brother, it's normal to be dismissed: "Then me and Brother Fan..."

Will not be affected?

"Listen to your parents' opinions." Si Han patiently answered his younger brother's question: "You have to decide for yourself. After all, you are an adult and you have to be responsible for your actions."

Silu didn't speak anymore.

The parents of the Si family on the side were confused and asked their youngest son in a low voice: "Song Xingye, is that the kid who traveled with you?"

Si Lu also said in a low voice: "Well, he's Qin Shaofan's friend. He had a good relationship with my brother at first, but he's too stupid." He was disgusted by his brother.

I don't know if he will cry after being rejected by his brother.

"So that's how it is." Mrs. Si glanced at the eldest son who didn't have any expressions, and sighed. She thought that the other party got along well with the boy in the photo.

It's better than dealing with a group of 60-[-]-year-olds every day.

Who knows that in a few days I will stop interacting with others.

"Xiao Han, didn't you think he had a good personality before?" During the few days when he was traveling, Si Lu made small reports every day, saying that his brother was so kind to others: "Why did you stop seeing him all of a sudden?"

Mr. Si also joined in: "The other party is a young man, there must be something that doesn't suit you, and you can't be too strict."

Si Han glanced at the family members who were ignorant of what they were saying, but didn't say anything.

The family members felt his blatant rejection, so they didn't say anything.

"I'm full," Si Han said flatly, "Eat slowly." Then he stood up, turned around and went upstairs.

Si Lu stared blankly at his brother's back, and murmured: "Brother seems to be in a bad mood, he and Song Xingye are really on good terms."

There must be a reason for the blacklisting, not necessarily his brother's problem.

Then it must be Song Xingye's problem!

Si Lu called Song Xingye in his room after he was full.

"Si Lu?" Song Xingye came back to life when he received a call from Si Lu while he was in self-isolation at home: "How about it, did Brother Han agree?"

Unexpectedly, Si Lu scolded him all over his face: "Smelly Song Xingye, what did you do to my brother? Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to blackmail you for no reason."

Although he knew that his brother was such a person, so what?

"..." Song Xingye choked, how dare he expose his black history, but it's okay to talk about it first and last: "Uh... Actually, it's like this, brother Han asked me to meet first, I said I don't have time recently, I wanted to... kiss, and he said he knew about double deletion, and deleted me out of the blue."

"What? You're on a blind date?" Si Lu groaned, shocked: "How old are you, Song Xingye! Are you afraid that you won't find a girlfriend with your appearance?"

"..." However, the truth is often cruel.

What else is there to double delete, Si Lu finally bravely faced the reality and said: "My brother heard that you were on a blind date and double deleted, why do you two sound gay!"

Song Xingye: "Just say what you want."

Si Lu: "What the hell, if my brother can see you, I'll live broadcast and eat keyboards."

Song Xingye really didn't dare to make this bet.

"What's the situation now?"

"My brother said he won't contact you in the future." Si Lu felt that Song Xing was brutal and pitiful when he said it: "Don't cry, don't you still have a bunch of good friends?"

"Can it be the same?" Song Xingye really wanted to cry, did he want to bring this misunderstanding into the ground?

"Anyway," Song Xingye said, "You and Brother Fan are going out tomorrow, right? Then I'll go out too and use your phone to contact Brother Han. I have something to say to him."

"My brother will kill me." Si Lu wailed.

But he didn't refuse. Song Xingye helped him to be with Qin Shaofan.

That's all, Song Xingye was afraid that Hua Yanyan would arrest him for a blind date the next day, and planned to get up and sneak out of the house before dawn.

As a dangerous fish, you must be fully armed before going out.

Spray on the soothing agent, and wear a thin coat over it, which is killing fish in this day and age.

Then put on the hat and sunglasses, and stood in front of the mirror. Those who didn't know it thought it was some fresh meat.

Song Xingye had no intention of admiring his handsomeness, so he left as if running away. First, find an air-conditioned place to stay, such as a chain store like X's, where it's good to have breakfast.

"Today there is a half-price event for mermaids. Brother, do you want to go in and have a look?"

Song Xingye passed by and was stuffed with a coupon. Fill in his today's instant consumption code and hand it to the cashier to enjoy half the price.

Song Xingye returned to the cashier: "I don't need it, thank you." Then he walked in and stubbornly bought a breakfast at full price.

If Hua Yanyan knew what he was doing, she would definitely scold him as a prodigal son.

X Ji's environment is good, Song Xingye waited here for an hour after breakfast, Qin Shaofan came out and went with him to the fabric market to wait for Silu.

As soon as the two met, Qin Shaofan looked him up and down: "What kind of look is this?"

Song Xingye said viciously: "Don't stare at me, be careful that I will blow your dog's head off."

It's okay not to mention it, but Qin Shaofan still smelled it on him: "Brother Ye, why do you smell so bad? It's like..."

"What?" Song Xingye's heart rose to his throat.

Qin Shaofan narrowed his eyes, put two fingers on his chin: "The perfume is warm, thick and charming, but also a little cold. The person who comes into contact with you must be a great beauty."

Song Xingye quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to doubt his level of friendship.

The author has something to say: Birds of a feather flock together