don't move my fish tail

City A was still hot in August, Song Xingye couldn't wait to take a bath after sending the text message.

Turning on the light in the bathroom and looking in the mirror, he fucked, why did he go out for a trip, not only did he not turn black, but he turned white?

"No..." Song Xingye quickly took out his phone, found photos of himself before he went on a trip, compared the two, OK, two color numbers.

Song Xingye wasn't black in the first place before his differentiation, but he was considered white among a group of shiny black men.

Wearing this color now, it's like putting on powder, and it's still a shiny white ivory, with rosy lips and bright eyes, he's afraid of falling in love with himself even if he looks in the mirror.

Sigh.

Love is blind.

Qin Shaofan, who had been with him for so long, couldn't see any changes in his brother. Song Xingye was thankful, but at the same time, he labeled Qin Shaofan as mentally retarded in his heart.

With a beep, the mobile phone playing 'I Love Taking a Bath' vibrated on the shelf. Song Xingye wiped the water off his face and continued to take a bath.

"Okay." Si Han's reaction was still as cold as ever.

In the past, Song Xingye attributed this to the characteristics of mermaids. It was not until today that he finally realized that it has nothing to do with whether he is a mermaid or not. He is aloof.

If it had been before, Song Xingye would have enthusiastically dragged Si Han to chat endlessly, but now, he put down his phone decisively and covered himself under the blanket, even if he was killed, he would be ashamed to chat carelessly like before.

Unexpectedly, he fell asleep while clutching his hands, and when he woke up, Hua Yanyan opened his door: "Cub, it's time to eat, why didn't the lights turn on when it was dark?"

After turning on the light, she saw a lump on the bed, so the mother hurried over and tore off the quilt: "Isn't it hot? Cub?"

When the light hit his eyes, Song Xingye woke up, sat up sleepily, and called his mother: "Got it, I need to go to the toilet, you can go out."

Hua Yanyan snorted: "Have you put on powder? Why do I think you look better?" As she spoke, she wanted to pinch her son.

Song Xingye quickly stopped her: "I didn't wear powder, I turned on the filter."

After she finished speaking, she was slapped by her mother: "Don't be talkative, get up and eat."

Seeing Song Xingye's back going to the toilet, Hua Yanyan fell into deep thought, turned around and went out and said to her husband, "Old Song, there seems to be something wrong with my cub."

Lao Song: "Really? It will be said at the dinner table later that I will interrogate him." He turned up the wok and put the last dish on the plate.

This was the education Song Xingye had received since he was a child. The daughter-in-law was responsible for her beauty, and the man was responsible for earning money to support the family.

So the sudden differentiation into a mermaid disrupted Song Xingye's plan to spoil his wife by inheriting the mantle.

The family sat at the oval solid wood dining table, Song Yixing stared at him thoughtfully, and said:

"Confess yourself or do you want me to ask you?"

Song Xingye was quite sleepy at first, but when he heard this, his heart skipped a beat, and he immediately peed in fright, didn't he, did he reveal his secrets so quickly?

Seeing his expression, he didn't run away, Song Yixing said: "I brought it from the truth."

"Old Song..." Hua Yanyan wanted to say, did you misunderstand something?She didn't say that Song Xingye had done something bad.

"Don't be defensive." Song Yixing interrupted the child's mother: "He is already 20 years old, don't you know what to do and what not to do?"

"Wait." Song Xingye was confused, and weakly stopped: "Dad, what did I do wrong?"

Song Yixing looked at him: "You did nothing wrong, why are you guilty?"

Yes, Hua Yanyan could see his son's guilty conscience just now.

Song Xingye was speechless, he was just fishing for law enforcement for a long time.

"Well, I do have something to hide from you." After much deliberation, Xiao Song confessed leniently, holding his chopsticks and falteringly revealed: "Recently, my feet feel itchy."

Song Yixing: "If you are sick, go to the doctor. What's the use of telling us?"

"Can't you listen to me?" Song Xingye rolled his eyes and poked the rice in the bowl: "The key is that jio can also grow a tail."

The more you speak, the quieter you are.

Song Yixing didn't hear clearly: "What are you talking about, corns?"

Hua Yanyan shook her head: "Hemorrhoids?"

Song Xingye was stunned, looking at his parents speechlessly, no matter how many turns he made, he couldn't turn around the hemorrhoids!

Impressed.

"Tail, a fish tail, I have become a mermaid." Song Xingye said.

Song Yixing & Hua Yanyan: "..." looked at his son in a daze, thinking that he had heard wrong.

how could be?

Their son was the naughtiest child in the whole community, and none of the other children turned into mermaids. What reason did Song Xingye, a troublemaker, turn into mermaids?

God must have drunk too much.

"Hey, I didn't lie to you, really." Song Xingye knew this was the reaction. He took out his mobile phone to find a photo and showed it to his parents: "This is my tail. Did you have no ink when you gave birth to me?" You made me so vegetarian?"

The whole tail is white, and the hidden color can only be seen under the light and sunlight.

This color is too subtle and boring.

Before her husband, Hua Yanyan snatched her son's mobile phone: "Let me see..." She widened her eyes, and her son's tail turned out to be a rare white tail, but it was very beautiful.

Hua Yanyan was sad and proud at the same time, the cubs born by her mother were just different.

"I'm out of ink, your mother's tail is also plain, otherwise how could she marry me?" Song Yixing wanted to take a look with curiosity on his face, but because of this sentence, his wife was irritated and was slapped : "Hey, it's pretty, much better than those colorful ones!"

"Be good next time, and don't pant when you speak." Hua Yanyan said fiercely, and returned the phone to Song Xingye, with a gentle expression on her face: "Don't feel inferior, you have a beautiful tail. Mom has never seen such a beautiful tail." .”

Song Yixing thought to himself, bragging, let me see it, but his wife just won't let it.

Hua Yanyan: "What do you, a big man, look at the tail of an unmarried mermaid? Do you understand?"

Song Yixing: "That's my son..."

Speaking of this, he immediately asked Song Xingye: "Does anyone know that you are a mermaid?"

Song Xingye nodded: "There is one person who knows, but he is a good person and has no wrong thoughts about me, and I also regard him as a senior."

"I hear you say that he is a man?" Song Yixing wondered, "There are still men in this world who are not interested in mermaids?"

"Don't you be the world, okay?" Song Xingye didn't even bother to roll his eyes, and he was full of praise for Si Han: "He is an excellent entrepreneur with a very good family background, and he is 30 years old this year."

He heard from Si Lu that the Si family runs a company and Si Han takes care of it, so they are usually very busy, and it is a miracle that they can spare seven days to accompany them on a trip.

As soon as Song Yixing and his wife heard that they were 30 years old, they dispelled the idea of ​​doubting each other. Generally, if they were really capable, they would have already married a satisfactory partner at this age.

Closer to home, the son suddenly differentiated into a mermaid, and the parents were very sad.

She differentiated into a mermaid at the age of 20, and before she had time to accept her new identity, she had to face the problem of estrus and choosing a mate.

Tell them where to find a matching young talent in a short time!

Even if there was, it meant that Song Xingye would leave the house soon.

Where are you willing to be a parent?

Cats and dogs are reluctant to keep them for 20 years, let alone a son.

Father Song, who had worked so hard to help his son save his family property for 20 years, couldn't accept it. After dinner, he hugged his head and went to the corner to digest it.

Hua Yanyan also couldn't come to her senses, because she was too surprised and also a little sad, because Song Xingye became a mermaid because of her.

If she is a purely human female, she will not give birth to a mermaid.

Although the social status of mermaids is not low, and the benefits are even better, but the survey results show that 70% of mermaids don't want to be a mermaid.

It seems that being an ordinary human is happier than being a popular mermaid.

"It's all my fault." Hua Yanyan looked at her ignorant son, and the more she thought about it, the more sad she became: "You only split when you were 20 years old. You obviously don't understand anything, but you will go through so much soon..."

For a boy with a rough personality, Hua Yanyan was afraid that he would not be able to accept it.

It's not an ordinary combination of humans and humans. The combination of humans and mermaids is always full of beasts and involuntary sex.

Seeing his mother crying, Song Xingye became anxious, took out a tissue and handed it over and said, "Mom, don't cry, being a mermaid is pretty good, swimming faster than humans."

Hua Yanyan was immediately laughed angrily by him, is this good?

"Okay." Song Yixing finished digesting with his head in his arms, and went back to the sofa to discuss his son's lifelong affairs: "Since it's a foregone conclusion, let's accept it. Mermaids are not necessarily bad. Your mother will marry me." Are you having a good time?"

"That's right." Song Xingye looked at his mother: "Don't worry, Mom, even if I am a mermaid, I will live well."

Hua Yanyan nodded, and finally burst into laughter.

Early the next morning, the old Song's family of three dispatched to accompany Song Xingye to the mermaid registration center for a physical examination to confirm their identities.

Then enter the mermaid profile to obtain a new identity certificate.

While he was bored waiting for the inspection, Song Xingye took out his phone while blowing bubble gum, thinking that since it was something he had promised to Si Han, he should inform the other party.

Song Xingye thought for a while, and carefully edited a long WeChat message: "Brother Han, I have already told my parents that I am a mermaid, and I am currently queuing up at the mermaid registration center for an inspection. You are right, it is wise to tell your parents How to do it, thank you for enlightening me these days, it still has a great influence on me. Next, I hope I will be lucky enough to meet a good partner.”

Even so, it is a day if it can be delayed.

Anyway, so far, Song Xingye still resists the fans of pure human men.

Si Han, who was about to enter the conference room for a meeting at the company, heard that special voice, and his heart skipped a beat.

After sitting down, Si Han put his phone on the table, swiped open the screen to take a look, and then fixed his eyes on the few short lines.

"..."

Very good, the message sent by this mermaid is quite easy to understand, that is, he told his parents his identity and is currently registering to accept his new identity and his partner who is about to come to him.

What is a week of travel?

An indulgence before taking on a new identity?

Si Han reckoned that his complexion was pretty bad right now, so the assistant kept calling him cautiously by his side: "President Si, President?"

"Yeah." Si Han retracted his stiff fingers on the phone, and asked his assistant, "Is everyone here?"

Assistant: "It's all here." In fact, everyone sat for a while, but found that their president seemed absent-minded.

"Then let's get started." Si Han collected his emotions, and devoted himself to the meeting that he was familiar with.

At the juncture of the hot launch of autumn new products, everyone is tense, not daring to make a mistake.

But why do they feel... President Si not only didn't relax his mind when he went out, but also became more serious?

After the meeting ended, Manager Cai, who was in charge of connecting with the region, came to Si Han: "President Si, something happened at Lao Fang's house, and he wants to resign on his own."

Si Han was absent-minded at first, but he raised his head when he heard Lao Fang, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lao Fang's full name was Fang Guosheng. He was a veteran who had started a business with Si Han's father. He was a very nice person. Unfortunately, he had a son who was not able to live up to expectations. He became addicted to gambling at a young age and lost all of Lao Fang's family property.

A year ago, the old Guosheng was transferred from the head office to the local area. Everyone said that the small boss started to suppress the heroes left behind by his father.

In fact, the truth is that Lao Fang made a mistake at work, and he was ashamed to stay there.

It was Si Han's idea to transfer to another place, because Lao Fang was getting old, and his life would be even worse without this job.

Now it seems that his son started to make trouble again, and Lao Fang simply resigned.

After listening to Manager Cai's narration, Si Han nodded: "Yes, I understand."

Before leaving, Manager Cai reminded Si Han: "Old Fang's son is quite crazy, and President Si should be careful when going in and out from now on, lest the other party jump over the wall in a hurry."

"Okay." Si Han accepted the other party's kindness.

As soon as Manager Cai left, the man who was still concentrating on business just now became distracted while turning the pen again, with an unpredictable expression.

"Am I getting dumped?" Si Han asked slowly.

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