don't move my fish tail

Ever since Song Xingye first met Si Han, he had never doubted Si Han's identity as a mermaid, and in the later get-togethers, he became even more convinced that Si Han was a mermaid, a noble fish with temperament and taste.

Now the other party denied that he was a mermaid, which shocked Song Xingye's family.

The first reaction in his mind was impossible.

But if it's true...

Shit, shit, shit!

Xiao Song, who hadn't really studied this issue seriously, sat on the toilet with a dull expression on his face.

But after thinking about it, when a person is in a hurry to urinate, his attention is on the bladder, and he may have heard it wrong for a while.

Forget it, Song Xingye sighed, he was skeptical first, and then asked Si Lu to clarify.

As for why he didn't look for Si Han, he couldn't afford to lose this person.

Song Xingye made up his mind, got up, opened the door and walked out as if nothing had happened.

Si Han was standing by the washbasin in the men's bathroom, which was quite crowded. When Song Xingye came out, he raised his eyes and looked over. His brown pupils were emotionless, always giving off a chilly feeling.

But he's still so handsome, as expected of Brother Han, Song Xingye's first thought was this, and then he wanted to raise his hand and slap himself hard, so that you don't have eyes, this may be a pure human being!

"Why are you in a daze?" Si Han's voice was also cool, he rinsed the hand basin and gave a gesture: "The plane is about to board, hurry up."

"Okay." Song Xingye nodded, and walked over bravely. Under Sihan's gaze, he looked serious, but in fact, he washed his hands with bullets flying in his heart.

After he finished, Si Han turned and walked in front.

Song Xingye: "Thank you Brother Han."

Anyway, Si Han deserves a thank you for accompanying him to the bathroom!

"Thank you?" Si Han looked back and found that Song Xingye was slow, and his eyes fell on Song Xingye's feet without thinking: "Walking so slowly, your feet feel uncomfortable?"

Song Xingye shook his head: "That's not true, let's go."

Holding the mobile phone tightly in their pockets with both hands, the two walked back to the waiting room, and they were ready to board the plane after a short stay.

Along the way, Si Lu and Qin Shaofan still kissed me and whispered small things to each other from time to time, but Song Xingye, who was usually very noisy, was rarely silent like a radio that had been turned off.

Si Lu patted Song Xingye on the shoulder: "Song Xingye, what's wrong with you? Did you take the wrong medicine?"

People around him pricked up their ears, including Si Han.

Song Xingye rolled his eyes at him: "You took the wrong medicine."

Then, thinking of asking Silu later, he immediately offered it with a smile, "No, no, I took the wrong medicine."

Si Lu was shocked, this kid really took the wrong medicine.

When they got on the plane, they also sat in twos. After Si Han sat down, he handed Song Xingye his blanket.

"I already have one." Song Xingye pointed to his leg, indicating that he didn't need it.

"Take it." Si Han placed it directly on his lap, his voice was so low that only the two of them could hear: "You smell too strong."

Song Xingye was startled, his face blushed, thinking that you fart, why didn't others smell it?

Now that I think about it, it's true that from the beginning to the end, only Si Han said that he had a strong smell, and even Qin Shaofan who was so close to him could only smell the fragrance of the soothing agent.

"Thank you so much." Song Xingye endured the unhappiness in his heart, put the blanket on, and took out his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

"Don't play with your phone on the plane." Si Han saw it and reminded him.

That's right, Song Xingye thought that his quality was quite high, so he put it away after being told so.

Not being able to play with the mobile phone means not being able to immediately get the answer whether Si Han is a mermaid.

Song Xingye scratched his heart, decided to take a risk, and slapped Si Han sideways: "Hey, Brother Han."

Si Han lowered his eyes and glanced at the finger poking his arm. It was white and thin, and it looked much more delicate than Song Xingye's personality: "What's the matter?"

Song Xingye: "You said before... that only men can smell my body? Then why can't Brother Fan smell it?"

This is a good question, Si Han also wanted to know.

"I don't know." He said, but his ears were slightly red.

There is a saying circulating on the Internet that there is a degree of matching between men and mermaids. As the name suggests, a man and a mermaid with a higher degree of matching are more sensitive to each other's existence.

Even though Si Han didn't want to admit it, it was an indisputable fact that he was sensitive to Song Xingye's breath.

"Oh~" Song Xingye elongated his voice and asked in a low voice, "You say I have a strong smell?"

Si Han coughed lightly.

Turned away, said nothing.

"Only men can smell it..." Song Xingye repeated this sentence emotionally, leaning back on his chair.

Oh shit.

Song Xingye's skull: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahHastily hastily!

God!O earth!Take this idiot away!

I do not deserve!Not worthy!

If it weren't for the hundreds of passengers watching, he thought he would have acted madly on the spot, and then he would hang himself on the southeast branch, or go to the wing to think quietly.

Si Han is a purely human male.

No, mermaid.

Tianya, children born with mental retardation in the 21st century may experience the most embarrassing moment since birth.

Song Xingye——please come to the stage to receive this year's most dedicated and funny award. The people of the universe thank Ning for being funny with his life!

"……"You're welcome.

Song Xingye leaned back on the chair like a dead dog, not daring to look at Si Han at all.

At the same time, scenes were playing out in his mind, from the time he sent pictures of his own fish tail to Si Han, then he sent messages to harass Si Han every now and then, and finally he circled Si Han with his tail in the hot spring pool, shamelessly Amway his own tail to people.

This is proper sexual-harassment.

"Damn it..." Song Xingye covered his face, the whole fish was on fire, his jio was hot, his skin was hot, his face was hot too, in short, his whole body was almost cooked with shame.

Comparable to braised fish on a hot pan.

Seeing him acting strangely, Si Han couldn't help feeling nervous, and whispered, "Song Xingye, what's wrong?"

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

Nowhere is uncomfortable!

Song Xingye continued to go crazy, until the stewardess also cast a concerned look, he raised his head, showing a weather-beaten face: "I'm fine."

The tone was quite steady, but anyone could tell that something was wrong.

"Is it...?" Si Han didn't say those two words, but he gave enough hints.

"No." Song Xingye explained with a blushing face, "I just suddenly felt bad."

"Really?" Si Han had a doubtful tone, but still believed his words, and gently enlightened him: "Because the trip is over, or because of your identity?"

Song Xingye bit the bullet and said, "It's all there, and there is homework." He looked at Si Han: "Can I not write?"

Si Han also looked at him, and after looking at each other for two seconds, he took the lead to look away, and said lightly, "It's up to you."

The absent-minded Xiao Song nodded, and never spoke to Si Han again.

Can't even be happy if you don't do your homework?

Si Han glanced to the side indiscriminately.

Arriving at the airport almost meant that the four-person trip was completely over.

The two cars of the Si family were parked on the side of the road, waiting for them to get in.

Si Lu and Qin Shaofan hugged each other reluctantly, thinking what was going on if they didn't know.

Actually in one city.

Grinding.

Song Xingye guarded his luggage, a big box, so much when he went, and so much when he came back.

This is called travel!

One box leaves and three boxes come back, that's called shopping!

Si Han was standing not far away, helping the driver with the luggage: "There are porcelain products inside, be gentle."

Driver: "Okay, young master."

"Brother Han." Song Xingye touched his nose and walked over to say goodbye.

He hesitated about this move for a century, and then thought about it, he was stupid because he was stupid, and Si Han did nothing wrong.

Even if you decide not to see each other often in the future, you should talk to each other carefully.

Draw a perfect ending for this short and stupid girlfriend relationship...

Si Han looked at the mermaid who was waiting for a while, his eyes were much gentler.

"This trip is a pleasure, thank you for being willing to accompany us." Song Xingye said seriously, knowing that the chance of seeing Si Han might not be many in the future: "Goodbye."

"Huh?" Si Han might be a little surprised, but after a while he said in a slightly inaudible voice, "Huh."

Without knowing that Si Han is a pure human, every time this happens, Song Xingye has a good time to brag about his brother Han, but now that he knows that Si Han is a pure human, Song Xingye is no longer ashamed to blow rainbow farts , that is his dark history.

He pulled his suitcase, blushing like a monkey's ass, and went to sit in the car behind.

This gust of wind swept past Si Han, gradually drifted away, and was finally blocked in the carriage.

"Goodbye." Si Han whispered, and got into the car next to him.

Si Lu was holding hands with Qin Shaofan at the window, and when he saw his brother coming, he quickly let go: "Bye, Fanbao."

Qin Shaofan: "Lu Bao bye, I love you."

Si Han paused when he got into the car, Si Lu thought he was upset, so he stuck out his tongue and sat down in a proper manner.

Not long after, Qin Shaofan's voice came over: "Xiaolu Xiaolu, see you at the small park on XX Street tomorrow."

Si Lu hee hee: "Okay."

After finishing speaking, he hesitated and looked at his brother.

Sure enough, Si Han's expression was quite frightening, and he sullenly taught his younger brother: "I just came back from outside, please spend time with my parents."

Si Lu grudgingly groaned, and said to Qin Shaofan: "Brother Fan, let's go in two days, and spend these two days with parents."

Qin Shaofan: "Sure, say hello to uncle and aunt for me."

Silu: "Yes."

Qin Shaofan: "Two days later, I will take you to the largest fabric market in this city, and choose beautiful materials to make you a fairy-like skirt."

Si Lu smiled happily: "Okay."

The young couple chatted non-stop along the way, but Si Han's cell phone remained silent, as if it was a fake cell phone.

Of course, Song Xingye fell asleep as soon as he got in the car, and didn't wake up until he got home.

Qin Shaofan pushed the pig-like brother: "Brother, wake up, your home is here."

Song Xingye's first words when he woke up: "Why did you wake me up? Wouldn't it be good to let me sleep forever?"

Qin Shaofan held up a finger and stayed in the air at a loss: "..."

The sudden appearance of literature and art scared the brother, Song Xingye snorted apologetically at his brother Fan's hair: "Goodbye, Brother Fan."

Qin Shaofan waved his claws: "Goodbye, Brother Ye."

After getting out of the car with his luggage, Song Xingye sighed softly while standing under the scorching sun in City A.

On Saturdays and Sundays, when my parents were not at home, Song Xingye announced in the family group: "Mom, I'm back, remember to buy meat when I go home this afternoon."

Song Yixing: "Your father has no human rights?"

Song Xingye: "Hehehe."

Xiao Song, who was sitting on the bed texting, had a playful smile for a moment, then changed to a serious face, thinking all over his head, should he send a WeChat message to tell Si Han that he has arrived home?

It's okay, it's polite after all.

"Brother Han, I'm home safely."

Look at this concise sentence, look at this indifferent words, it is Xiao Song's cautiousness towards the relationship between the sexes.

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