[comprehensive] Ishtar

The gods bestowed Enkidu on the king with the intention of using the weapons made by the gods to demonstrate the omnipotence of the gods and their preference for Gilgamesh.It is good to pave the way for later exchange of offerings, sacrifices and ceremonies.

But he didn't want to have the God Weapon of his own will. After traveling all over Uruk, he resolutely became the king's supporter.He even persuaded the king who had not managed government affairs for many years to return to the throne, and resolved the grievances between the king and the goddess with his "half body" status and the ability to communicate with the king.

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In fact, it is to be a translator. The original intention of the king who can’t speak and the goddess who often speaks is good, but it sounds so hot, and translate it into simple and direct communication.

In the fifth year of the god-given Enkidu, Uruk got rid of the shroud of the gods, and truly entered the era of self-sufficiency with "human" as the core operation.

If there is a natural disaster, the four directions will rescue, if there is a human disaster, the king will make a decision, if there is a feat, all directions will come to congratulate, if there is a celebration, praise the king.

The gods were displeased with this and sent a drought.

But the goddess Venus, who was born in the ocean, rolled up huge waves, flooding the uninhabited wilderness and moistening the land.

The gods were annoyed by this, so it rained year after year.

But the king brought the herds of beasts from the mountains and forests, sprinkled fish fry to make the lake full of life, and provided new food for the people.

The gods were angry about this, so the mountains shook.

But the king and the goddess joined hands to set up a barrier, opening up an unaffected extraterrestrial realm for the people.

——This time, the gods had no choice.

The traces of the gods gradually diminished on the mainland. When everything was entrusted to the gods to intervene, human beings realized that even without the existence of those high-ranking, waving hands that can call the wind and rain, their life is not much worse than before, even because there is no Without those beings, they become richer.

Even in Uruk, it is rare to see the Venus Goddess who flashed across the sky and was shot down by the king like a slingshot while flying at high speed.

Did she really stop setting foot in Uruk?

The king asked the mountain of mudstone slabs in the meeting hall to return to the bedroom, and what he saw was the 'sundries' thrown all over the place like a storm passing by: "Do you treat this king's place as a garbage dump, Ishtar?" you?"

"Before I talk about this, did you see the bracelet God the Father gave me?" Ishtar, who was buried in Gilgamesh's treasury, didn't turn his head back, and continued to bend over and pick through the pile of golden lights. , "I don't have any in my palace at all, and I can only think about it with you."

"Why do you have your things that can't be put on the table here, my king?" Gilgamesh crossed his hands angrily. He looked at the clutter in his room and didn't even have the idea of ​​setting foot. "That kind of insignificant things Things, just squeeze out one at will, wouldn't it be fine?"

Ishtar's voice was a little distorted due to the echo: "That's not the problem, Father God has been very dissatisfied with me recently, I have to do something to appease him, right?"

Do something to appease Anu?

Thinking of this, Gilgamesh felt that his already bad temper had become even more irritable: "No," his eyes quickly swept across the gold, silver, jewelry and stone carvings scattered on the ground. This king will not stay here for things that are not on the table."

"Gil!" A voice of disapproval followed, and Enkidu stood behind Gilgamesh holding a large package, "You should tell Ish that you put her things in another main hall .”

Gilgamesh, who was being explained, snorted unhappily, but still did not refute his best friend's words.

As for Ishtar, the relief on her face was broken by Enkidu: "Ish, you should also apologize to Jill. These things on the ground were originally given to you by Jill."

"Give it to me?"/"This king didn't have it!"

Ishtar and Gilgamesh looked at each other at the same time, and at the same time dodged because of the other's undisguised eyes.

"Yes, Ish, Jill specially searched for it for you, because you have been wearing the things they gave you recently, and Jill is not happy." Enkidu made peace between the two of them in a good-tempered manner, "You Didn’t you notice that the accessories all over the floor are women’s accessories, Jill has been preparing them for you for so long... No wonder Jill is so angry."

Ishtar, who was dizzy looking for things, noticed that the scattered treasures were indeed very in line with her aesthetics.

Seeing that the flags and drums of Ishtar died down, Enkidu didn't have the idea of ​​smoothing it out. Instead, he pushed the things in his hands into Gilgamesh's arms: "Gil, before you speak, you have to Think about how to explain that you are a king without a queen, and you should search for these good things quietly, and hide them in the hall where only Ish can enter."

This time it was the turn of Gilgamesh, who was about to taunt, to be as quiet as a chicken.

Satisfied to see his two little friends 'cooperate' so much, Enkidu nodded, and induced the children in his class like a kindergarten teacher: "Well, since everyone is satisfied, shouldn't we apologize to each other, and Thank you for your kindness?"

"Huh?" Gilgamesh, who finally found a point of refutation, stared at his best friend with wide eyes. If he didn't hold the things in his arms obediently, it might still have a little intimidating effect, "Why does the king need to apologize, obviously? This vexatious..." En Qi stared at him with disapproving eyes and changed the subject.

"...Obviously it was Ish who messed up the king's dormitory first, why should the king apologize first?"

Enkidu looked at his stubborn little friend with conniving and helpless eyes: "Ish wants to find things everywhere, isn't it just to help you stand up to those people, if you don't express your responsibility as a man at this time, Jill, why don't we I will not pursue it after exchanging the body, what do you think?"

Enki is a weapon made by gods, in other words he does not have an exact gender, aka, he can be male or female.

With such an obvious statement, Gilgamesh looked in disbelief at the defection of his "half body" friend: "My dear friend, shouldn't you be on my side?"

"No, Enkidu's Homo sapiens is my god whore!" Ishtar instantly abandoned the previous minor twists and broke up with Gilgamesh, "Really, he continues to The person who lost the memory and part of the personality of the prostitute is I, Ishtar, the goddess of Venus!"

"Oh, what a big face." Wang looked at the shameless goddess contemptuously, "Why don't you say that because of this, the whole of Uruk belongs to you."

Well, what logic is this?

Ishtar was at a loss for a moment, but he couldn't figure out how Gilgamesh did the math problem.Only after the episode, she calmed down from the irritability of not being able to find anything, and explained the cause of her anxiety: "Father God sent a message, saying that there will be a party tomorrow that we need to attend."

Just hearing such an opening, Gilgamesh frowned.Now that he has not received the invitation, it is self-evident who this 'we' refers to.

Enkidu understood Gilgamesh's logic in an instant. The king had promised two people to share Uruk with him—Ishtar and Enkidu.If according to what Gilgamesh said before, Enki belongs to Ishtar, then Ishtar has [-]/[-], Enki has [-]/[-], then the whole of Uruk is Ishtar Already.

However, why not two thirds?

That's a really philosophical question, hmm.

"Gil," Enkidu looked at Gilgamesh, his face filled with the retelling of 'the child is hopeless', "no wonder you want to blame Ish for everything."

Gilgamesh: What? ? ?

Ishtar, who didn't understand why he claimed to own the whole of Uruk for no reason, nor why Enkidu suddenly pulled out this sentence, decided to let the confusion go with the wind after being dazed: "I always feel that this is If there is no good banquet, there will be big problems."

As a god, the sixth sense and intuition are not just the words of Shinto, but the perception that is truly predictive.Hearing what Ishtar said, Gilgamesh's ridicule turned serious. He put the big package in his hand on the chair beside him, bent over Ishtar and picked up the bracelet on the ground.

Enkidu sighed: "Do you have to go?"

"It can't be helped." Ishtar thought that Gilgamesh's cleanliness was on the attack and wanted to clean up the things on the ground, so she waved her hand and manipulated the divine power to lift up the scattered things on the ground.

It’s just that before it took off, it was suppressed by another force: “Why, Jill, you are still treating me like this for helping you clean up?”

Gilgamesh didn't even turn his head. He always disdained to explain, but Enkidu interjected thoughtfully: "Gill is looking for something. If you, Ish, piling things back at this time, it will be a disservice." La."

I wanted to do a good deed to put him out of the fire, but Ishtar didn't turn on the button of 'heart-to-heart', which was a disservice. She raised her hand and touched her nose in embarrassment: "I'm sorry," she admitted her mistake generously, watching Looking at Gilgamesh who picked up something from the glitter all over the floor, "This time it's my fault."

In fact, it’s not entirely her fault that she wanted to complain, Gilgamesh didn’t say anything, so half of the responsibility is also his, but Enkidu is here, she should be a good child, hee hee~

Turning around, Gilgamesh's red eyes were full of clarity. Even though he saw through Ishtar's tricks at a glance, it was rare for him not to see through Ishtar's tricks—it wasn't because of Enkidu Here it is!

"Here, wear it." Gilgamesh moved closer to Ishtar, holding a golden ring suspended by two bright blue brocades in his hand, "In times of danger, this thing can protect you—as long as you don't So stupid." At the end of the words, he habitually satirized Ishtar.

However, his movements were very gentle, and Ishtar could even feel the breath he exhaled behind her ear when he bent over to tie the strap: "Thank you, thank you." Ishtar took a small step back, He looked at the sky and the earth with a blushing face, but he couldn't look directly at Gilgamesh.

"Then, be careful with everything." Perhaps because the atmosphere was too good, Gilgamesh also stripped away the sharpness of the past, "Everything is still with me."

The author has something to say: I'm sorry that the update was so unstable before. I just finished the exam and didn't save the manuscript. The next update will gradually stabilize.

In fact, the king is already very tolerant. Of course, Ish also tolerates the king, but their mutual tolerance is only on major issues, and it is almost becoming a kind of interest to not give in to each other in small matters—until this hobby is overtaken by Enki. It's all true. Violent suppression.

Speaking of the power rankings of the three, when they are not serious, it is probably Gilgamesh<Ishtar<Enkidu.