[comprehensive] Ishtar

"Marry Ishtar?" Enkidu put down the bouquet in his hand, looked at his close friend leaning against the tree with surprise in his eyes, and didn't understand why after maintaining such a "stable" relationship for so long, he would Suddenly there was a new thought, "Why did Jill think of this question?"

Gilgamesh, who was questioned, had a stinky face, but at least he gave his own explanation: "Have you seen this Uruk?"

Enkidu nodded.

Then, visible to the naked eye, Wang's expression became even worse: "The current Uruk is the Uruk in my heart." He put one hand behind his back, and made a lifting gesture with the other hand , "Today's Uruk is the most magnificent treasure in my heart."

Enkidu looked at Gilgamesh's extremely displeased expression, and burst out laughing: "Gill, your expression——" stood up after straightening the position of the bouquet, "—that's not what you said."

He ruthlessly pierced a certain king who wanted face but was stubborn, and he didn't even intend to leave the 'steps' to his best friend: "Is this city your treasure, or is it the goddess who guards this city? "

Wang Zhi's best friend asked this question with fun and curiosity.

"The main reason is that some guys are too big or small." Gilgamesh looked at Enkidu's eyes that were so clean that they were not stained with the world's stains, and turned his eyes away to ignore the hypocrisy shouting in his heart, "How big is it?" It's a goddess, it's fine if you can't beat me, but you still need foreign aid."

He tried his best to bring the topic to a certain arrogant Venus goddess, but God-made Weapon suddenly seemed to turn back into an unreasonable child: "So, Jill is actually angry with me, isn't she?" The handsome young man in the robe put his hands together and made a gesture of apologizing, "Although I don't know what Jill is angry about, I'm sorry, please forgive me."

For some reason, Wang suddenly became even more angry.

Enkidu didn't realize it, and continued on his own: "There is no way, every time I see Ish being bullied by Jill, I can't help but want to take action. What's more, if She went to Miss Ereshkigal, Jill, you will actually have a hard time doing it."

It's okay if you don't say it, but when you say it, you suddenly get angrier!

"Ai Lei, that guy—" Thinking of being dragged away in the middle of the night, a day trip to Hades, and returning to the century where the whole of Uruk is preaching that the king and the god of sleep will meet and play chess in a dream, Gilgamesh I just want to blow the heads of the twin sisters, "—I'm too used to Ishtar!"

This kind of perfunctory behavior that makes him thinkless at first sight, this kind of behavior that can be seen to be blowing wildfire to fuel the flames, this kind of behavior can make him feel irritable just by looking at it.If it wasn't from Ishtar, he Gilgamesh would have given away his Uruk!

Enkidu snorted softly when the king was not paying attention, and did not comment on the king's domineering behavior of only allowing officers and soldiers to set fire and not allowing the people to light lamps.However, Enkidu, who inherited the character of the prostitute in the palace of the goddess of Venus, and whose birth is also inseparable from Ishtar, still leans towards the goddess of Venus from the heart.

So after diverting the king's anger considerately, he turned the topic to the side that is beneficial to Ishtar: "It is obvious that you are the one who pampered her the most. And what made Uruk today is the treatment of Uruk." A king who doesn't care about Uruk, and a goddess who doesn't care about Uruk, so she has to care about everything."

One is too lazy to meddle, and the other likes to meddle.One trusts and the other works hard. If they are not a perfect match, then who else is a perfect match.

"Why are you speaking for her!" Gilgamesh's emphasis was misplaced, "Isn't it wise for this king to hand over this country to the guy who loves this country the most, and can also govern this country to the best? ? And as a king, if you have to do everything yourself, then this king will die from overwork!"

In front of him was the stubborn king, and about a few hundred meters away was the equally arrogant goddess. Enkidu felt that he was caught in a childish tug-of-war between a three-year-old baby and a five-year-old devil.

As the rope, the rope has a strong desire to survive: "So, Jill is a very wise king, and Ish is indeed worthy of the king's love. You are a perfect match."

The king always felt that there was something in Enkidu's words, but there was no evidence. The king pondered for a moment, and finally recalled his purpose of sneaking up to Enkidu today: "So, how do I make that guy realize that this king... um, Allow her to become the queen of this king?"

With your mouth, being able to marry someone is really a blessing from the gods.

Hey, wait, your relationship with the gods is not good lately, right, so you can't marry anyone.

Enqi really wanted to complain about his best friend like this, but for the sake of his next situation, Natural Hei decided to use a more tactful word: "Why didn't you tell her like this yourself?"

"My king said it," Gilgamesh said bluntly, "and you also saw that she destroyed my king's bedroom yesterday."

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"Is it the sentence 'Since you have done so well, I will reward you for continuing to do so', or the sentence 'Becoming queen, you can justifiably kill those admonishers'?" The expression on Enkidu's face was very strange. Complicated, watching Gilgamesh is like watching a walking miracle.

No, he was a miracle of walking, and it was already a miracle that Ishtar didn't kill him.

Oh, that's right, the king's strength is MAX, and even the weapons made by gods can only be tied with him, not to mention that the main godhead is the Venus goddess of harvest and love.

Then, after so many years, it is not easy for the goddess to endure such a king.

However, Gilgamesh didn't think so. He even felt that Ishtar was making trouble unreasonably: "That's right, my king promised her to share my king's Uruk, and even shared the bed and coffin with her." So-so. But that greedy guy didn't know how to be grateful and even beat me up?"

"Since she likes me, why isn't she grateful for me giving her such an honor?"

Enkidu always knew that there was a problem between Gilgamesh and Ishtar, but he did not expect that these two people who used to have very similar political opinions and styles could achieve such a strange connection in their brain circuits: "Since you Knowing that Ishtar likes you, he is even willing to stay in one place for so many years for you..."

The best friend looked at his king as if looking at a scumbag: "Why don't you just tell her 'I like you and want to marry you as queen'?"

"Is it so hypocritical?"

"At least she will not attack you, my lord."

Gilgamesh averted his friend's earnest eyes after a short silence.But Enkidu didn't let go of the redness on the king's ears: "Obviously, she enjoys equal battles and the pleasure of fighting just like you, my best friend. This king doesn't think there is anything that needs to be corrected." .”

So is this why Ishtar can't beat me who is serious, but can always draw with you easily?Now that you are willing to 'play' with her, why don't you have a good talk with her and say three simple words to solve all problems and troubles.

"Just tell her, 'I love you,' and that's it."

"I've known her for so many years, how pretentious it is." Wang looked at the world and looked at the world, but he didn't look at Enkidu, "Besides, this kind of thing is not a matter of course."

"My lord, both you and the goddess' beloved pet have given birth to their fourth child," Enkidu said with a complicated expression, "You don't want your beloved pet to have grandchildren, and you are still pursuing the path of Ishtar. Come on, be kicked out of Uruk by her?"

Thinking of the more ferocious lioness in the past few days, Gilgamesh showed complicated emotions: "Okay," he brushed his hair, feeling a little self-defeating, "This king has only touched her. It's nailed, and she should really be honored for it."

Then he took a deep breath, pretending that the person in front of him was Ishtar: "In short, it's 'I like you, let's share the supreme glory of Uruk with this king'."

"No, Jill." Enkidu smiled, "You can't confess what you have shared..."

"..."

Enkidu's words stopped, and Gilgamesh's breathing also stopped, but it was not because of the issues they were discussing.Instead, a few meters away from them, a heavier and faster breathing finally exposed her master.

The chat between the king and his best friend was too focused, one focused on giving ideas, the other focused on the confession he had never had in many years, and with the king's guards and pets by his side, he was in the private area of ​​the palace's back garden For a moment, they forgot to observe the surrounding environment.

Completely forgetting this kind of private territory, there is another person who has the right to come and go freely, and will not be guarded by Gilgamesh's war pets.

Enkidu suddenly remembered the oolong case that the prostitute had told him many years ago.

And obviously, his close friend, one of the parties involved in the oolong at that time, and the current king of Uruk, also remembered this incident.

"Don't talk." Realizing that he had been spotted, Ishtar leaned on the tree with a complicated expression, "Please let me slow down."

Looking at Ishtar's face, a not-so-good premonition gradually rose from the bottom of the king's heart: "This king is just practicing, let me clean up the messy things in your mind!"

"Messy things?" Ishtar's expression became more complicated, "Jill, if you weren't thinking about the same thing as me, why would you know that my mind was full of messy things?"

Ishtar looked at the juicy Chinese cabbage in his house, and was overwhelmed by the pig he had put on the plate. For a moment, he didn't know why he should be angry.

Should I be angry that the pig in my pot ran away, or should I feel sorry for my juicy Chinese cabbage, or should I be angry with the pig?

"In short," Ishtar took a deep breath, "I absolutely disagree with this marriage!"

A brief, suffocating silence.

"Jill," the ground trembled under Enkidu's feet, "I have a good idea."

"Coincidentally," the weapon thrown on the ground not far away by the king began to buzz, "I also have a good idea."

Smiling, Wang and his best friend approached the unaware Venus goddess like devils.

——Then in honor of the king's lost confession and the inexplicable innocence of the king's best friend, a men's and women's doubles match was staged.

Q: Goddesses always love brain supplements, what should I do?

Answer: Dear, the suggestion here is to have a good meal~

Added: It's not good, the goddess has already started to be angry that she is downgraded!

Reply: That's hopeless, let's replace it.

The author has something to say: the current Gilgamesh is a winner in life, the youth is king, the youth is fighting, the people respect and love him, and the gods and him also maintain superficial peace.With close friends around him and a lover who helps him, he is a proper winner in life.

So → he is still a second-year-old with 'the world should revolve around me'!