[comprehensive] Ishtar

On this day, the people of Uruk saw the palace bombed by the falling stars, accompanied by the angry voice of the goddess Venus, resounding through Uruk.

On this day, the people of Uruk saw the light rushing upwards from the ground, followed by the arrogant laugh of the king, full of anger.

The gods and kings have known each other for more than ten years, from childhood to youth, from obscurity to fame, the young girl who lives by grace has become a highly praised goddess in this land, and is dubbed the son of a goddess. The prince of the son became the irreplaceable king in the hearts of the people of Uruk.

The ending of getting to know each other too well is that no one has done anything to kill, but no one can do anything to anyone.The stars of Ishtar cannot hit Gilgamesh hard, and the sword of Gilgamesh cannot shoot down Ishtar in the sky.In the end, the only unlucky one was the Uruk Palace under their feet.

But the king didn't mind, the king even happily shifted the responsibility to the goddess: "Issuing an edict," Wang proudly waved his hand as he covered the teeth marks on his face with ice cubes, "because some idiot exploded on the spot, The palace is abolished, and this king wants to gather people to build a more magnificent and magnificent one, with my epic poems engraved everywhere—"

He proudly dragged out his voice: "The palace where the murals of the goddess Venus are enslaved!"

Holding the slate with one hand, Siduri, who was recording, stopped the carving knife in her hand, with an indescribable expression: "Wang..." She looked at Wang's swollen left cheek, but the right half of his cheek was in her mind. The tooth marks on it, "Why don't you have a good talk with the goddess?"

She didn't understand why these two people had the ability to frankly and 'earth-shatteringly' hurt the innocent in their 'like each other' love: "Mr.

I have already summoned the unlucky green-haired prostitute who was almost unaffected by the indiscriminate disaster and questioned him. From the beginning to the end, the king had no intention of having sex with her.At first it was because of Ishtar, but later the king seemed to want to ask her another matter, but he didn't know where to start, and was misunderstood by the goddess.

When communicating with her, Siduri could see that the prostitute was more concerned about whether the goddess would expel her from the temple because she was not qualified for this matter than almost being hurt.

——As for the king?She is just the prostitute of the god of Uruk, who cares about the king of Uruk, who is likely to face the culprit of the goddess' wrath!

"Oh, that idiot whose chest is bigger than his brain," Gilgamesh was about to be laughed at by Ishtar when he said this, "I always listen to what she wants to hear. Turn her around. You don’t listen to what you should hear, but your ears are very sharp.”

Seeing Wang's distorted face, Siduri felt that it was best for her to keep her mouth shut.

The king didn't want Siduli to express his opinion. In fact, he just wanted to find someone to vent his anger and dissatisfaction: "This king has proved so much, even Uruk and the treasure house are shared with her. Isn't this king's meaning obvious enough? So aggressive—"

As if that nasty woman was between his teeth, Gilgamesh gritted his teeth: "——At this time, I know this king's intention of 'sharing the same coffin', saying that this king is shameless and stepping on two boats? Okay. , then the king will let her see what is called the right of the first night!"

Without even thinking about it, Siduri can foresee the future Uruk who is flying like dogs and dogs: "King, do you really want to do this?" The desire to survive made her advise in front of the king, "If you use this method, then the goddess and you may really have a falling out and cannot come back."

Goddess Venus is such a picky god, just look at the luxury of her palace, and the degree to which she picks and chooses her own possessions, wishing to turn them into treasures in the world: "My lord, maybe the one you have been using all along Is the method not right?"

"The method is wrong?" Gilgamesh, who didn't think so at all, squinted at Siduri, "Even if she is Anu's daughter, even if she is the most compatible and most satisfying woman by my king's side, but my king will not It has been so obvious," Wang moved away the cold pack that had been covering his cheek, "Is this the answer this king deserves?"

It has been quite a while, but the teeth marks on Wang's face are still clearly visible.Siduri can even see the lines of the teeth on it, which shows how hard a certain person was when he bit it, but then again...

...Why do you fight with your teeth?

...Aren't you all remote? ?

...I feel like I know something, is my life threatened right now? ? ?

Unaware that the brain hole of the priest next to him has been opened to an unspeakable place, Gilgamesh put the cold compress bag back again: "If you fight with someone again, I will pay myself to that brainless person." woman."

Don't forget to ridicule Ishtar at this time, but Wang, don't you think there is something wrong with your metaphor?Moreover, such a bet makes people very confused. Are you expecting someone to fight you in close combat, or are you frightened that someone will bite you again because of the Goddess's unreasonable way of playing cards?

Or the point is simply 'paying Ishtar'? ?

Siduri's expression was complicated: "Why don't you just say 'I love you' to Lord Ishtar?"

"That kind of perfunctory remarks that can be overturned at any time, a promise that can be said at will, if given to her, it would be an insult to her." Gilgamesh's red eyes were full of displeasure, and he sneered, " That woman is a master of verbal deception herself, so she knows the weight of it."

"If it's just mere frivolous words that can make her fall in love or even sway, then I'm going to be blind."

Having said that, what else can Siduri say.The biggest difference between the realistic Gilgamesh and the idealist Ishtar is probably that one proves his love by actions, while the other wants to get a positive answer and promise before the other party proves his love. .

This matter may not really say who is right and who is wrong, but it is simply inappropriate, the inaction of both parties, or they themselves are actually addicted to this non-exposing game, letting others anxiously try their best , but they are content to play games that only they understand.

After all, not just anyone can shave the goddess's precious long hair into a mess, nor is it just any god who can gnaw a bite out of the proud king's face.

"Besides, Siduri, do you want me to bow my head first? That damned woman, it's fine if she doesn't believe me, she doesn't even listen to the explanation. This king is so old, and she is the first one who is in this king's place. If you don't teach her a lesson, you will think that this king is such a talkative person."

Saying this, Gilgamesh confirmed his determination with Ishtar: "This king wants to see whether her brain circuits are so clear, which is rare in the world, or whether this king's methods can grind her." Bow your head and bow your head. Is this king superior in skill, or she can make me willing."

"Then what about the temple in Uruk?" Siduri thought about the related issues, "If you insist on making trouble with Lord Ishtar, what about the policies you and Lord Ishtar have formulated?"

As the King's Counselor, Siduri is well aware of the ambitions and plans of the King and the Goddess: "If you want to take such an attitude, then in Uruk, Lord Ishtar's Shrine ...." Do you want to dismantle it?

Before Siduri finished speaking, Gilgamesh interrupted her: "No, the competition between the king and her will be boring if it involves foreign things." Of course the proud king has such confidence, "If you remove Her shrine, that's the real declaration of war, and she'll be really mad."

But now, rather than being angry, it is better to say that the child who got the toy has not had time to show off in the future, and finds that his toy is not his own, but the dissatisfaction that he wants to share with others: "But except for her temple, The temples in other places can be reduced by a few points."

The king who is good at planning quickly thought of other places: "The temple in Urukne will not be demolished, but the offerings and sacrifices to Ishtar will be cut off directly. The king's treasury is shared with her. She wants what she wants." I can take it myself." Thinking of the fact that Ishtar heard only 'coffin' but not 'bed', Wang cut his throat.

"But other things." Since the ignorant Ishtar 'angered' the owner who had nowhere to go, then it is okay to vent his anger, "We will reduce the offerings, but the people don't care, whether they are willing to sacrifice , Whether to enshrine or not depends on their own wishes."

In this way, it can also be judged to what extent his and Ishtar's plan to reduce the status of the gods in the hearts of mankind has progressed, and when the next step can be implemented.

Seeing Gilgamesh who quickly came out of the love brain and returned to his former wise and martial appearance, and even raised the original simple "couple quarrel" to "humanity's policy against gods", Siduri felt that he was finished, and he I'm afraid I won't see the palace welcome its mistress in my lifetime.

"Lord Ishtar..."

"Oh, I care about her?"

Siduri no longer wants to talk to the king who suddenly wants to conquer, so they can do whatever they want, as long as this country is still healthy, as long as Uruk can still stand, then the game between the king and the goddess will make them worry go.

They're full fledged kings and goddesses, it's time to let them fend for themselves, smile.

And what did the goddess who was evaluated as "mature" by Siduri do?

Although there were no major scars on her face, the goddess whose hair had been shaved to pieces returned to her temple in a state of embarrassment.Wanting to take a bath, she had just stood in front of the mirror when she saw a woman in the mirror who looked like a scavenger, dusty all over, with short, dark, messy hair.

Then he was wronged, and calmed down after hearing the explanation from the green-haired prostitute, and finally realized that the goddess who had overreacted, burst into tears.

The beautiful hair she had kept for so many years was all cut off by Gilgamesh!

How can she be reconciled with one bite, next time she will bite off a piece of Gilgamesh meat! !

She wants to let Gilgamesh know how important hair is to the goddess! ! !

"My lord," the prostitute walked into the hall carrying a small bottle, "Are you all right?"

"I'm not good." Ishtar took off his clothes and walked into the pool, "hurry up and help me fix my hair to look better, and then I'll go to the top of Gilgamesh's head to show him. Who is too ugly to go out."

The prostitute twitched the corner of her mouth: "You will be bombarded by the king."

"Oh, would I be afraid?" Ishtar put his head on the edge of the pool and said, "I just want to ride on top of his head and let him know that no one can move my hair! "

...is that the point?

What can the prostitute do? At this time, her favorite is the goddess she sincerely enshrines, what else can she do: "If the king is really angry, you won't be able to receive beautiful weapons, rare jewelry, and clothes. "

"What are you afraid of?" Ishtar raised his eyes triumphantly and looked at the prostitute. "The wool is always in the sheep. Well, this analogy is not right. Then we should completely hit the capitalist exploiters." Her eyes Turn around, "Have you heard of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?"

"And—" she drew out her voice, "Jill never loses money."

The author has something to say: Wow Xiaoen finally appeared

However, love has become cooler...

(The single dog suddenly gloated)