[comprehensive] Ishtar

After being "cursed" by Gilgamesh to die early, not only could he not share a coffin to himself, but he had to squeeze together with him, completely ignoring the fact that there was a "bed" in front of the coffin, which means "life in the same quilt and death in the same cave". Tal drove Maanna out of the hall angrily.

What a joke, she looks like Ishtar, isn't the money in her hand not enough for her to build a luxurious and luxurious palace?Why do you want to be squeezed into a small box with others? It's so unstyled.If it is dug out in the future, should the bulletin board or profile be shared with others?

Ishtar, who had completely lost his focus, decided to write down a large amount in his small notebook.

I don't know what Ishtar is angry about, but Wang is also very angry because he was ruthlessly rejected because of his confession, and it is very likely that his sweetheart didn't understand that it was a confession.

As a result, the gods fought and the common people suffered. Siduri, who had just seen the goddess of Venus flying a golden thread in the sky with her front feet, was summoned to the palace of the king, and carefully looked at the king sitting in front of her: "You... ...What exactly did you say that made Master Ishtar so angry?"

Looking at the supreme existence of Uruk, the conscientious priest tried to make his words less offensive: "If you want to convey an order to the goddess, I can help you..."

"Don't you have a tongue?" Gilgamesh's tone was not good, but he didn't intend to vent his anger on Siduri again, "If you need someone to be a microphone between you and that woman, I will The king is too much to fail."

Siduri: No, looking at Ishtar-sama's angry face, you have already failed.

I thought so in my heart, but I couldn't say it directly: "Then you sent me today, is it for Uruk?" Luke's patron saint jumped left and right, asking her to do anything, "Do you have any decrees you want to show?"

"Isn't this kind of thing something that those who eat my king's salary have to consider?" Gilgamesh's eyes flashed a glint of anger, "If this thing needs to be done by this king himself, then this king will also Wouldn't mind playing the hangman myself and taking care of those useless people."

Siduri lit the wax for those courtiers who were likely to suffer innocent disasters because of her wrong words: "Then why did you call me here today?"

Gilgamesh looked away at the lioness who was fighting with the male lion not far away: "Isn't it an honor to share the coffin with this king?"

Siduri: ...It's not a matter of honor or not at all, is it?

"King," if it weren't for the fact that she is a priest serving the king, she would definitely give him a slap in the face. "Gods are different from humans. They almost live as long as the sky. Death and disease are the most distant things for them." So you are basically cursing someone for sudden accidental death.

"This king is not talking about Ishtar!" He emphasized like a child, "Just asking casually."

Siduri, who tried hard to control herself not to complain: There are countless gods in the sky, even if there are no Baiba, there are dozens of female gods, and I didn't mention 'Ishtar' by name.Wang, if you are willing to put a little bit of your IQ on EQ, no, wait, you don't even have such a thing as IQ now.Well, you are the king of Uruk, of course you are what you say

With a smile on her face, Siduri, who was an mmp in her heart, had to explain: "Compared to those illusory things after death, of course the present is the most important thing, Wang." From a priest full-time to an emotional consultant, she felt that she should raise her salary, "Promise It’s better to let her feel your heart in person.”

Mind?

Gilgamesh frowned: "This king thinks so too," now he forgot to cover up his previous statement, "but when this king promises her, she can take whatever he owns, no matter what. It is wealth, power, status, treasures, abilities, and even my king's Uruk. As long as she does not betray, then everything I own, even my king's bed and coffin, can be shared with her. Angry."

Hearing this, Siduri already wanted to tear off Gilgamesh's collar to wake him up.

Who would tell all the bad things that might happen in advance when confessing his love!Sober up, even if you are the king of Uruk, you will still be single for the rest of your life, okay? !Don't think that if you have money and power, you can act willfully and recklessly, the goddess is also very capitalized! ! !

"King," Siduri took a deep breath, "it's like when you sign a non-aggression pact with your enemy and they say to you, 'This pact works as long as we don't aggress each other, but if you enter us without permission territory, then the treaty is void and we're going to war' same."

Gilgamesh was thoughtful: "So, this treaty should not be signed from the very beginning. Since this king has the ability to defeat them, he can completely destroy the country directly and prevent problems before they happen. If pursuing Ishtar is the same as fighting If so, this king knows what to do."

Do not!

totally not! !

You deserve to be single! ! !

And you said it right, you said it, the name! ! ! !

Siduri's heart has been distorted into Edvard Munch's "The Scream", but the strong heart she has trained to clean up the mess of the two unreliable bosses above her has allowed her to stabilize her facial expression: " As you said, it seems that you will not sign a covenant, and Lord Ishtar will not agree to you."

The priest struggled, trying to pull Gilgamesh back from the wrong path of reflection: "If you want Lord Ishtar to better understand your mind, please tell her your thoughts without reservation. Just please don't talk about those uncertain possibilities, but tell her all the good things and things you can promise."

"It's like signing a covenant. Isn't its significance just for the superficial peace and stability of the people's hearts?"

Listening to Siduri's persuasion, Gilgamesh was thoughtful, but soon he rejected Siduri's suggestion: "That's cheating," he waved his hand, symbolizing Siduri's suggestion Ineffectiveness ended, "If you only explain the beauty and cover up the risks and difficulties behind it, then when you look back, it will not be love but hatred."

Miss Priest was taken aback by these words. She looked at Gilgamesh, not understanding why the other party was acting like this all of a sudden.

"As you said, expect a bright future, hire what you promise and what you can give, don't talk about risks, don't involve the possibility of failure, she will agree." The two lions in the courtyard have begun to roll over each other "But after that, when the difficulties that could have been foreseen came."

"If you want to spend your whole life with the person next to your pillow, isn't the most important thing is to be honest." Gilgamesh seemed to see something, with a gentle smile in his eyes, "If you find that the covenant is unstable, don't sign it. Is it just to avoid such disasters?"

At this time, Gilgamesh showed his demeanor as a king to the fullest: "If you stop because of the bumpy road ahead, if this king can't even solve these things for her, you can only say that this king is nothing more than that." .She does not belong to this king, and this king is not worthy of her."

For some reason, Siduri, who came here to solve the problem, was suddenly covered in something sweet and greasy, took a deep breath: "Then what are you going to do?"

Siduri's honorific title has already been exhausted. After realizing that the aloof and omnipotent king is actually a man who will be distressed because his sweetheart does not respond, the sense of distance dissipated a lot in an instant.

"Let her realize the importance of me in her heart." Wang vowed, "When she realizes that this king is irreplaceable in her heart, she will come to talk to him."

If Siduri is lucky enough to come to the future, she will definitely know that such a term is the most common idea of ​​a "straight man". Even if Siduri cannot accurately find the words to describe the king at this moment, she knows that this will only make things worse. Worse: "Wang, as a woman, I think it's better for you not to do this."

Although she has made up her mind to dedicate her life to Uruk, if her suitor dares to do this, even if she likes him, she will definitely break his dog legs first: "My lord, marriage is not enmity. Master Shitar treats you like this, think about your attitude?"

This time, the arrogant Wang did not continue to insist on his own opinion: "So, how should I do it, Siduri?"

Seeing that this man was not completely hopeless, Siduri breathed a sigh of relief.As long as the king can still listen to his opinion, the situation between him and Lord Ishtar should not be too bad: "You have to know what Lord Ishtar wants first."

"Then you'll be able to figure out how to make her happy."

Gilgamesh thought for a while: "She was very close to a prostitute." That was the prostitute who was enshrined in the temple of the goddess of Venus. Gilgamesh could remember it, thanks to every time he went to Ish Tal could see the figure of the woman, "She seems to have a good relationship with Ishtar."

"Then you might as well go ask her," Siduriko finally gave away the hot yam, "you can also ask Lady Ishtar what she thinks of you." What Gilgamesh said A prostitute, Siduri also has an impression, after all, that woman has a beautiful face and green hair as beautiful as spring grass.

"It's just that you don't want Lord Ishtar to find out." A surprise is not a surprise if it is known in advance. "If Lord Ishtar finds out and asks the prostitute to deceive you, it will be bad." .”

Gilgamesh hummed, and walked out of the palace with great mobility. His pace was very fast. I don't know if he heard Siduri's words.

The prostitute mentioned by Siduri and Gilgamesh is actually not very old. No one knows how she got into the eyes of the goddess of Venus. They only know that when people noticed her, she was already a On the side of the goddess of Venus, she is a very popular agent.

Maybe it was pissed off by Gilgamesh, Ishtar went back to his temple directly after coming out of the palace, Gilgamesh couldn't ask in Ishtar's shrine, so he could only follow him into the house of the prostitute.

Then when the prostitute let go of her long green hair, removed the heavy ornaments on her body and the faceless costumes shining in the Goddess of Venus, the king standing outside the door was in a daze .

this face...

"King?" The prostitute didn't understand why Wang looked at her like this, "Are you okay?"

This face, he had seen before.

The prostitute didn't know why the king lost her mind. Her face was puzzled. Maybe she had served the goddess for many years. Even ordinary human beings have a kind of benevolence that is incompatible with the world.

He has seen this face many times, in countless future visions, and in all environments involving the future.They are the best friends, the best confidants, and the best companions. They fight side by side, entrust their backs, and even face the gods standing in the sky arm in arm.

But there seems to be something wrong, it is obviously the same face, but there is something wrong.He just seemed to know this face, and he didn't feel happy seeing the person in his dream in his heart, and even his mind didn't send out "talk to her a few more words" because of this sudden vision. The command.

Even because of this face, he had the urge to turn around and leave.

This is very wrong.

"King? Are you alright?" the prostitute asked again, her face was only concerned, not the acquaintance in the dream, nor the wanton laughing appearance after being evenly matched.

"It's nothing." Gilgamesh came back to his senses, but he had other thoughts. "You are the prostitute next to Ishtar. Did she say anything to you in the past?"

To be honest, the prostitutes are not under the jurisdiction of the king of Uruk. Even though he has seen this Lord Yingming countless times in the Goddess's shrine, he is even familiar with the appearance of the two of them accompanying each other, but it should be said What should not be said, the prostitute is very clear: "Are you here for Lord Ishtar?"

This is undoubtedly to divert Gilgamesh's question: "If you are willing to ask Lord Ishtar these questions, then she will be willing to answer you." The prostitute had a benevolent smile on her face, but He didn't reveal half of the message Gilgamesh wanted, "The rest, I have no right to speak."

God prostitutes, in the final analysis, are just one of the speakers of the gods to the people.

"Even this king?" Gilgamesh snorted, "Don't forget, before you became the prostitute of the Goddess of Venus, you were still my people in Uruk. Serve the king, follow the king, and obey the king. Isn't it your duty to obey the king's command?"

Not embarrassed by Gilgamesh's deliberate embarrassment, the prostitute shook her head: "As you said, that was before becoming the 'prostitute of the goddess of Venus'. , have been dedicated to my goddess—Lord Ishtar.”

Gilgamesh is very satisfied with the attitude of the prostitute, because she maintains Ishtar invisible and never relaxes her tone when facing him.But together with 'satisfaction' is the opponent's impeccable 'dissatisfaction', which sounds contradictory, but it does exist.

The king let out a smile of unknown meaning. He looked at the prostitute and seemed to be thinking about something: "Even this king, there is no room for negotiation?"

"Because it is you, there is no room for negotiation." The prostitute is not timid because of the king's appearance, she still looks calm and unhurried when they first met, "If you have something you want to tell Lord Ishtar , but it is inconvenient for me to know, please tell her frankly."

As the closest servant to the goddess, Ishtar is perhaps the one who is most aware of Gilgamesh's particularity.Although I can't understand the attitude of the king of Uruk, the goddess of Venus must be in love with the king of this country, the golden-haired immortal king.

Gilgamesh can tolerate Ishtar domineering over his head, but it doesn't mean he is a good-tempered person.In fact, his connivance with Ishtar is due to the identity of the goddess itself on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is also because the goddess is a kind of person with him to a certain extent.

And under this system, the absolute king has been an existence without any reverse order since he was a child. At this moment, the prostitute is undoubtedly provocative to him.A king seems to be able to tolerate disrespect from others.

So the king stepped over the threshold, stepped forward and pinched the prostitute by the chin, forcing her to look directly at him: "Since you are confident that you understand her, why don't you tell this king—" Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes and approached "If this king lets her decide, will she choose you, or choose to believe in this king?"

This is not a multiple choice question.

The prostitute knows this, and the king is not giving the equivalent option of "choose to believe you" or "choose to believe the king", but is comparing her life with the trust between the king and the goddess.

What kind of arrogance is this, self-confidence in one's own specialness, self-confidence in one's own difference, the self-confidence goddess will choose trust instead of her life between life and trust.

What love at this time.

So the prostitute smiled, gratified, satisfied, and smiled from the bottom of her heart: "This is really great," just as the goddess admires you, and you also admire her, "I am willing to do everything I can for you "As long as you can make her happy," as long as I can."

"I am willing to do everything I can for you," Ishtar heard when he arrived, "as long as I can do it."

She was not angry because the prostitute confessed to the king. In fact, the people of this country should love Gilgamesh, and she has always had such confidence.And it is precisely because everyone loves such a king that it can prove that her eyes are extraordinary, isn't it?

Annoyed by...

"Gilgamesh!" Goddess Venus drew her bow, "Is this your sincerity?!"

What annoyed her was that face, a gift she left for the best friend of the future king!

But now Wang and his best friend's faces are rolling together, even after Wang promised her to share her half of the coffin.Even knowing that people in this era are not very moral, how can this kind of behavior not make the goddess angry.

So, from the very beginning, my lady, you haven't heard the phrase 'the bed is divided into half for you', right? !

The author has something to say: Wang's idea is very good, but every time he meets Ishtar who doesn't play cards according to common sense.

In fact, what Ishtar wants is very simple, but every time her brain circuit is not connected with the king.

Both parties have been communicated, and Siduri, who knows that these two people are actually in love with each other, is really tired.

If I really want to say it, probably one of these two people is the mistake of 'give you everything I have to prove that I love you' and 'as long as you say 'I love you' to me, then I will believe you in nothing' Butt it, in other words, it is the difference between the action group and the language group.