[Fate] Cry when you curse!

"I want to go out!"

After countless protests to no avail, I can only look forward to Enkidu's return and let him rescue me early.

Fortunately, every day Gilgamesh will broadcast his daily life as a miscellaneous monk to me, which is not too boring.

Although I am not very interested in his daily life, it is still better than nothing.

After a few days of "getting along", I gradually learned about Gilgamesh's special hobbies.

For example, I go to the forest to walk my dog ​​regularly every morning.

No, it's walking a lion.

The lion named Bassin, I don't know if it was bad luck in the previous life, but in this life, he met such a master, he worked hard as a mount and a guard without any resistance.

It stands to reason that he has wildness and strength, but he is extremely obedient to Gilgamesh, really like a dog.

If it were me, I would definitely be the king of miscellaneous cultivators who killed him first.

I rested my chin and thought helplessly.

"Wow—the king's lion!" A childish voice came, interrupting my train of thought.

On the screen, a little boy approached Gilgamesh with a face full of admiration, wanting to smooth the lion's fur.

"Hey! Don't come here!" I yelled in horror, fearing that the lion would swallow the little boy alive with one big mouth, but found that the sound could not reach the boy at all.

It was as if he had heard Gilgamesh's mocking sound, and then saw a stunned scene.

He he he!That miscellaneous repair king!He even allowed the little boy to stroke the lion's fur, and Bassin allowed him to stroke the lion's fur without any resistance.

With Gilgamesh's consent, the little boy smiled brightly, and waved to his little friend who was hiding in the distance, and a large group of children couldn't wait to surround the Miscellaneous Cultivator King and the lion in the middle.

"Mom also said Wang was scary! I just said it was a lie!"

"That's it!"

"The king is the best to me!"

The children chattered and discussed, and from time to time they came up to stroke the lion's fur and tugged at Gilgamesh's clothes.

……

……

what did i see...

If I didn't pinch my arm and still feel pain, I would have thought I was dreaming.

"Miscellaneous... The weak are worthy of guessing what this king thinks?" The voice of the miscellaneous cultivator sounded, and he stabbed me hard.

"..."

Miscellaneous Cultivator King, this time I am convinced.

"Do you want to see their reaction when they see you?"

Before I could answer, the huge golden swirling portal threw me out.

"...Hi." Looking at a group of surprised children around me, I greeted with some embarrassment, and hurriedly straightened my messy hair.

"Demon... Witch!" The little boy looked at me for a long time, opened his eyes wide and took the lead in crying. In a blink of an eye, a second and a third followed suit, and then infected everyone.

"Hey, hey... I'm not a witch..." I hadn't dealt with this kind of situation at all, and suddenly I was at a loss.

Gilgamesh, who was watching the show next to me, didn't want to help me at all, and stared at me and the children who didn't know what to do with a smile.

"No! Don't cry! I'm not a witch!" I yelled at them boldly, but it attracted a louder wave of crying.

This situation lasted for several minutes before Gilgamesh took me into the king's treasury a little annoyed.

Now that I am like a summoned beast, I have no way to resist, so I can only stay in the space obediently.

The children who thought it was the king who subdued the vicious witch happily turned around him, saying thank you desperately, and then scattered away.

After being hit, I squatted silently and drew circles, and asked resentfully: "Great king, can you explain to me?"

Although I don't have any experience with children, I shouldn't look so scary, right? !

"It's just a recent rumor. Beautiful women and men have been kidnapped by black-haired and black-eyed witches one after another..." He quickly answered me, and then said with some amusement: "How dare you do whatever you want on this king's territory?" , is she really a witch?"

Maybe my brain capacity is too small to keep up with his thinking, and I don't understand the connection between the witch and his territory at all. This second disease is still as arrogant as ever.

"The miscellaneous cultivator should also be careful, be careful that she covets your appearance," I said without blushing, and I didn't forget to boast "you have a perfect figure."

"Heh, how could this king be succeeded by her, you're just a bastard."

he! !He actually admitted it shamelessly!

Didn't he hear that I was mocking him!

Oh, the uneducated ancient people were relatively ignorant, it’s normal not to be able to hear it, I comfort myself like this.

Into the woods, he threw me out of the king's treasury again, on my head.

I sat on the ground holding my swollen forehead and looked at Gilgamesh aggrievedly.

He looked at me condescendingly, and then threw a half-dead and twitching rabbit into my arms.

"Is this... asking me to bake?" I asked him tentatively.

"As the king's attendant, if you can't do this little thing well, then it's better to disappear." He said expressionlessly.

A few days ago, he called me a bastard, and then said I was a treasure, but now he has become a servant again. The speed of a man's change of heart is really fast.

Speaking of the last picnic, Mr. He Li sneaked out with tools in the middle of the night, watched the stars roast game, and fell asleep on his lap after eating a full stomach.

What a sweet memory.But why can't I even remember Mr. Li's face now?

I looked at the struggling rabbit in my arms in a daze of sadness.

"Bastard, did my king allow you to be lazy?"

I looked up at him, only to find that the tears had solidified into gold on my face.

He frowned and took the gold off my face and pinched it in his hands.

"Why don't you hurry up and prepare food for me?"

I hurriedly stood up, rubbed my forehead that was still hurting, and hurriedly went to help the Miscellaneous Cultivation King to find firewood for roasting rabbits.

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Holding the firewood in my hand tightly, I happily imagined the delicious roasted rabbit I made, and my mouth is already drooling.

When I was about to go back the same way, I found a serious problem.

Seems to be lost.

No, it's not as simple as getting lost. I have marked the same place four times, and I am completely circled in place.

When I saw the place marked by myself again, I could only put down the rabbit and firewood out of breath, and temporarily gave up the way back.

What the hell is this?I poked the ground with a pointed branch to discourage myself, and looked helplessly at the lifeless surroundings. The rabbits beside me were all dead, and I couldn't even find a living thing.

When I was about to get up and look for the way again, something like a woman's soft fingers scratched my neck, penetrated into my hair, and gently stroked my scalp.

I shivered and wanted to look back, but found that my body was completely frozen.

"What a perfect girl."

I heard a coquettish female voice say so.

The author has something to say: Sure enough, as long as there is a network, I don’t want to code at all. (▔＾▔)

Ask for collection and comments, the comments of the little angels are the motivation for my codewords!

Gai Luo, who gave up on herself, became a poisonous sister, and would lament to others every day, why is my poisonous sister so beautiful! →_→

And I hope my roommates don’t think I’m crazy for putting the shiny naked body on the table…

small theater~

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Q: What is Shining's opinion on UU?

Winky: Bastard, treasure.

UU: ...

Ask again: What about UU vs. Shiny?

UU: Mr. Miscellaneous Xiu has a perfect figure and elegant appearance, which is beyond the reach of me and other ordinary people~

Shining (joyful smile): Heh, it's good that you know.

【→_→Let him have fun, let’s not tell him what miscellaneous cultivation means...】