[Fate] Cry when you curse!

"Hic—" I hiccupped in an inelegant way, and patted my already distended stomach.

Imagining Gilgamesh's expression like eating shit on his face outside, he suddenly felt that it would not be a loss even if he was locked in.

"Having a miscellaneous cultivator like you imprisoned will really stain the king's treasury." He said with disgust.

"Master Miscellaneous Cultivator can let me go." Tears fell from his words, I sniffed and answered him sincerely.

Probably because he was really worried that Enki would find him trouble if he tortured me to death, and if he provoked Gilgamesh a little, he would only make me uncomfortable for a while, and there was no need to worry about the danger of being strangled by him who was angry.

Even if he is a demigod, it is still a miscellaneous cultivation born of man and god.

Miscellaneous, miscellaneous, miscellaneous.

I cursed him very rudely in my heart.

After I said the words to let me out, he lost his voice, and I could only float around in the glittering golden space boredly, poking the precious treasures "passing by" around me one by one to get rid of it time.

"Bastard, don't touch this king's treasure."

"You clearly said that I am also a treasure..." I retorted unconvinced.

"What a self-important bastard."

"Oh." I was a little discouraged, and then asked him, "Then which treasure do you like best?"

"..."

He seemed to really think for a moment, and then said with a contemptuous tone of who are you: "Bastard, does this king allow you to talk to me like this?"

Hmph, maybe he likes too many things and can't pick them out.

Have been calling me bastard bastard bastard, what about respect between people?

I ignored him and continued to float in the space, collecting the tears I shed one by one, and groping for his treasure with star-eyed eyes.

He really didn't care about me, and let me trample on his treasures. In the end, I touched the treasures back and forth, thinking that I would have the capital to brag in the future, so I couldn't help laughing twice.

Then came his disdainful snort.

It seems to say that you country people just haven't seen the market.

Damn rich people, I thought unwillingly, forgetting that I am also the kind of person who doesn't have to worry about money.

"Hey, Wang, it's so boring, let's play a game." I suggested to him while playing with the tears in my hand.

"My king is busy with government affairs, so just stay with me for bastards." He looked very impatient.

I can only shut up.

"If you want to play, I don't mind."

I didn't have any hope that he could play with me, but my eyes widened when I heard this, and then I felt the weight and touch of the tears in my hands disappeared instantly.

"Find them all."

"Ah!? This is also called playing!" I wailed.

Not to mention the boundless space, but the golden color of the whole is enough to make me blind, right? !

And my eyes can't see much at all!

"Hehehe, miscellaneous repair, I don't want these, let's chat."

"My king's game, how can you allow you, a bastard, to quit as soon as you say it?" He suddenly became in a good mood.

Under his threat, I had no choice but to try my luck and look for my tears everywhere, and I almost cried aggrievedly.

No, I was already crying.

"With every tear you cry, you'll have another target to look for, bastard."

brute! !Miscellaneous! ! !

I cursed him a thousand times in my heart.

I don't know how long I've been looking for. I feel tired and sore eyes looking for it. When I really want to give up, I see a drop of gold turned into tears in front of me.

"Found one!" I said to him showing off, grabbing it.

"You've been in that place four or five times already, miscellaneous...you're really incompetent, hmph." The word bastard he blurted out was stopped by him.

"Huh? You've been looking at me?" I asked.

"..."

He didn't answer this time.

"My eyes are so sore, can I not play with this?"

wrong!This is not fun at all!It's abusing people!

"For example, can you let me see what Wang is doing?" I asked tentatively.

Again there was no answer for a long time.

What are you doing, the second king of the middle school.

Miscellaneous repair narcissist is the second king!

Rubbing my eyes, I picked up a weapon to play with, and posed a seemingly powerful pose. Like the novels I read before, the beautiful exorcist fell in love with the handsome nobleman, but a powerful monster wanted to To take away the demon master's life.

Yes, that monster is Gilgamesh!

What kind of monster exactly?

I thought about it for a while, and it seems that there is no animal like him, that is the pig demon, um, a golden pig demon.

Just as the warrior of love and justice, the Demon Slayer, beat the pig demon to the ground, Gilgamesh, who had been silent outside for an unknown amount of time, finally made a movement.

"Accept the reward well, this is the favor bestowed upon you by this king."

A monitor-like thing appeared in front of me, and the scene reflected on it was the minister bowing to Gilgamesh.

Oh you city folks just know how to play!So high end!

But the minister with big belly, round waist and chrysanthemum face can only be described in one word, ugly.

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I suggested to Gilgamesh, "Can't we change the place?"

no respond.

I could still imagine his "bastards talk too much" expression, so I shut up knowingly.

The minister was talking with Gilgamesh, which included too many professional words, and I basically didn't understand anything. I was still yawning boredly. Looking at the scenery outside, I found that I had been exhausted with Gilgamesh since the morning. afternoon.

Isn't he tired?Miscellaneous cultivation energy is strong.

Ah, it seems that I am the one who is tired...

Thinking about it carefully, Gilgamesh seems to have no consumption at all, but he is exhausted from tossing himself after being locked in.

Enkidu, what kind of contract did you make?If I do this again, I will really be played to death by the miscellaneous cultivator king!

-

As the sun sets, Gilgamesh is lying on his throne, and the lion Basin is snoring obediently at his feet.

The miscellaneous cultivator king's sleeping face was much stronger than his usual, with a peaceful expression as if he was really a sleeping god, the kind that was harmless to humans and animals.

I couldn't help but want to get a closer look at him. I walked around the lion under his feet and approached him softly, getting closer and closer to his cheek.

He opened his eyes, and his red pupils instantly made him look arrogant, turning him back into the middle school emperor.

"Miscellaneous repair." He said in a low voice.

……

I was woken up by the sound of the bastard, and then covered my face, ashamed that I dreamed about the miscellaneous cultivator king.

Sure enough, it was impossible to even expect that miscellaneous cultivator in the dream.

The author has something to say:

Oh oh, the useless author who took a three-day vacation is back to update!It's so cool to fight in the three fights of Shangjian, and it's so cool to accompany Binding Wang to upgrade, but the new revision of LOL has been abused by blood [Fuzuo]

Thank you little angel who is still reading my article!

Because it is No.1, there are a lot of things that I don’t understand, so let’s talk about it here! (I'm still very glad that I wrote No.1 and said that I typed a lot less QUQ)

Shining abused UU and was addicted. When UU was looking for tears, she found that her eyes were not working well, so she felt distressed. (Hmph, it's late, scumbag!

Although she is still arrogant, she has already started to try not to scold the heroine for making her cry, that's probably it ww

By the way, how did I remember whoring this scumbag? It’s so difficult to write. I feel so sorry for UU!

I'm not a stepmother, I'm not a stepmother, I'm not a stepmother! !

By the way, I’m asking for comments and collections again, even though my writing is sloppy.

By the way, ask me if I make the idiot written by Shining a little bit, will you be thundered [Guilt look elsewhere]

By the way, I suddenly discovered that the setting of Xiaojinya is a bit imitated by Hikane's "Wan Naraku", so I wrote it like this subconsciously... Maybe it's because this article is my destiny, OWO...