[Football] The world's first arrogant

boom: I bought a photo from a black-hearted businessman, and you guys can experience this pair of "generals at odds" with "big troubles and small troubles every day"... [Mourinho hooks Ronaldo.jpg 】

'Sir Ferguson's little boy has finally become someone else's little prince, fiancé, advertising dog...'

'boom's informant in the Real Madrid dressing room finally broke down and started asking for money? '

'The quality of Japanese movies...More than one euro is considered a profiteer. '

'This photo was just stolen by Asi and Maka, so why is the website editor so easy now?Have you started working on gossip blogs? '

Gu Bei looked at the latest reply, checked the extra thousand euros in the card, and said that the return on investment was really too high.Then transfer 500 euros to Faria.

Earn money together, and there is another order.If you have money and don't share it, split it up and split it up.

"Xiaobei," Mrs. Gu didn't care about her daughter's small movements of checking her phone—it's not that she didn't care, but they were used to it since she started promoting, "I also know that is a world superstar, a real golden turtle... But, Which one of you who are engaged in sports doesn’t change his girlfriend every day? Let alone a world superstar like him, you just say that he graduated from a sports university in China. I’ve seen them change their wives three or four times. There are many famous football players. I think you can find this Ronaldo, it is better than Wen Jiu... At least that brother Wen Jiu is still a reliable person, and he can take care of his younger brother. Moreover, that family of theirs is the most unhappy about divorce... You are down-to-earth, and it will be a lifetime, no matter what."

As a Luo Mi for many years, Mr. Gu touched his nose and drank lipstick tea, expressing that good men do not fight women.

Gu Bei obviously expected his mother's theory long ago, rolled his eyes, glanced at his father, and lowered his head to drink tea, pretending to be honest.

"Let me tell you, I actually don't like Wen Jiu either. Rich people are different from us. They have too many things to do. You might suffer if you marry into it. But what did you say? Oh yes, there is no comparison. Hurt. If you compare this with Wen Jiuyi, I think Wen Jiu's family is better..." Thinking about this situation, Mrs. Gu felt that her daughter had no future, "Hey, why don't you go back to China with us... You said that this girl’s family is always floating outside, and we don’t feel at ease. Besides, doing publicity is not a stable job. Girls, it’s good to go back to China and get a certificate to be an English teacher or a civil servant. of?"

"Hey, there is no shortage of money at home. It doesn't matter how much you earn. When you return to China and stabilize, I will find someone to introduce you to a few boys. Although their children definitely don't earn as much as the two you are looking for, they are both Be honest, the family is similar to ours. I think it's fine." Mrs. Gu didn't care whether her daughter was compatible or not, and continued, "Do you think Mom can cheat you? I will definitely find you a house with a The local boy in Che is decent in height and appearance. Come back quickly, get married well, and take care of the children for you while my father and I are still young."

Gu Bei: ...I haven't said anything yet...

In fact, Mr. Gu is also a fence-sitter. On the one hand, he feels that what Mrs. Gu said is right, and he can rest assured that his daughter is still by his side.But on the other hand, seeing that her daughter is working and has a boyfriend, it doesn't seem like there is anything wrong with picking up a son for nothing...

"What do you think?" Mr. Gu thought for a while, and felt that he had to express his opinion, so he had no choice but to say, "Don't think we are old-fashioned, but... hey, I also like Ronaldo, but you Who doesn't like him?"

The implication is that you worry about his integrity every day, are you tired and panicking?

"I quite trust him." Gu Bei was honest and did not dare to play tricks, "Mom, I will marry whoever I marry, why don't I find someone I like?"

"You can do whatever you like? I also like to pick up money on the street every day. Is there such a thing? Let me tell you, you, don't think about it every day. People are down-to-earth There's nothing wrong with being mediocre. Especially for a girl's family, what are you doing? You're still saving the world? Get married and have children, what should you do? You'll only realize your mistake when you delay yourself by messing around , is that still useful? It’s too late! You know what? It’s too late!”

The father who sits on the wall thinks what my mother said is absolute, "Hey, you can't say that, there is nothing wrong with mediocrity, but what's wrong with Xiaobei? Do what you want to do, and you can still achieve results. Isn't this a happy thing? It's not illegal, I think it's right..."

Mrs. Gu glared at her husband, "Go to her! Look at the boyfriend she's looking for, is it plausible? Do you know what my colleague said to me? They said, oh, it's not easy to find a celebrity. I like the new and dislike the old, now I see everything is so good, maybe it will be yellow at any time. Besides, if you hadn’t told me that children are just playing around, I would have waited until today? I would have come to bring her back. "

Gu Bei is now very glad that he did not let Cristiano come with him, otherwise she would not be able to translate these words to him.

"Forget it, I still have an appointment in the afternoon, so let's do it, I'll take you back to my place. Then tomorrow I made an agreement with Cristiano to have dinner together. You can see him by yourself then."

Whether it's good or bad, I won't go back with you anyway...

Originally, I wanted to persuade him first, but it sounds like I have nowhere to say it. It seems that I can only rely on Cristiano's own character.

Mrs. Gu wanted to object, but was stopped by Mr. Gu, whose eyes glowed at the thought of meeting his favorite player.

What do you think is good about watching football?One or two seemed to be possessed by a demon... Mrs. Gu sighed.

Gu Bei drove her parents to his house with the Valentine's Day gift that Cristiano gave her. The moment he opened the door, Gu Bei also admitted that he was very uneasy.

You said what if... Cristiano was wearing a three-piece suit, a bow tie, a rose, a small square scarf, and his calfskin shoes were polished...

What if her parents are not good at this?

There is also cooking, I don’t know if he understands what it means to order something home-cooked, or what is meant by ‘my parents are not used to eating stuffed raw food, so just ask someone to prepare seafood fried rice and pasta or something’ ...

Cultural differences kill people.

But Gu Bei didn't expect that when she opened the door, she saw a boy in a white T-shirt and jeans, shyly holding up a bouquet of carnations for Mrs. Gu.

No matter how much Mrs. Gu disagreed with this matter, she would always reach out her hand and not hit the smiling person when she saw this scene, so she took it with a smile and asked Gu Bei to say thank you for her, then murmured to herself, "It looks good... "

Sometimes it's hard to please a girl's mother, but sometimes it's very easy.

Gu Bei heard it, glanced at Cristiano, and said softly, "You can do it... who taught you?"

Cristiano blinked and gave a thumbs up.

refuse to answer.

Mourinho's trick number one: Conquer your girlfriend's mother in appearance—basically, mothers-in-law all over the world want their daughter to find an honest, cute, reliable, cheerful and optimistic young man.Better yet, make her think you're a shy person.

why?Because shy boys don't seem to be able to hook up easily.

"I remember that Ann said that you like noodles, so someone asked a Chinese chef to make noodles." When Cristiano asked Gu Bei to translate this sentence to her father, Gu Bei opened his eyes in surprise. He widened his eyes and looked at the fried noodles on the table in front of him.

what is this?

One day in the mountains, thousands of years in the world? !

"The chef said that his meat sauce is fried with large chunks of beef, and it takes half a day to fry a bowl of sauce. He also prepared soybeans, shredded cucumbers, shredded carrots, and..." Cristiano seemed to endorse He stammered for a while, then stopped and scratched his chin, looked at Gu Bei and blinked again, "I forgot, what are the rest of them called?"...

Gu Bei omitted the part of introducing the dish codes, and only talked about the meat sauce—anyway, the dish codes are there, and Gu Bei's parents are all too familiar with those eight kinds.

The only thing parents care about is the bowl of meat sauce.

"Such a serious sauce, there are very few people who know how to fry it...especially in foreign countries." Gu Bei's father knew the quality of the sauce as soon as he smelled it, so he naturally appreciated it very much, "It's really good."

Mourinho’s second tip: Father-in-law can usually conquer with food—in his eyes, you must be the murderer who robs his daughter and the pig who digs his cabbage, so you’d better prove that you can raise his cabbage well, It will not let his cabbage lose its nutrition and wither and wilt.

Money is only one aspect, mind and emotion are the most important.

So after finishing training yesterday, Cristiano spent a long time looking through Gu Bei's social accounts, and finally found an r when she was studying in England.

bao_gu: My dad said they ate noodles for dinner...【Picture.jpg】

Now it seems that he made the right bet.

But having said that, he was worried that Papa Gu would ask him how much he paid for the cook - this is not an easy answer, after all, Gu Bei said that her father doesn't like prodigal sons... But now it seems that her father doesn't care?

While rolling up the food he tried for the first time in his life with a fork, Cristiano peeked at the Gu family couple, not knowing that his flattery missed the position.

He originally thought that the Gu family couple would ask him a lot of questions, and he made some preparations for it, from bill statements to car keys, from real estate contracts to how many dogs there are at home, he prepared everything.However, it turned out that Mourinho had fooled him on this matter - the Gu family and his wife didn't ask this question a single word, and Mrs. Gu just chatted with him about Gu Bei's preferences seemingly casually.

such as……

"Xiaobeizui is very picky. I don't know how to eat or not in Spain. Is there any trouble for you?"

"Xiaobei is not very good at picking clothes, sometimes he likes colorful ones, which are actually not pretty."

"Xiao Bei doesn't like milk."

"Yes, drinking alcohol is not good for your health, but Xiao Bei never listens to me."

Some are right, but some are just the opposite.

Cristiano looked at the Gu family couple in confusion, thinking, is this his own?I know, can they remember wrongly?

He was embarrassed to speak out, but the expression on his face gave him away.

Mrs. Gu saw the emotional changes on his face clearly, and then looked at each other with Mr. Gu, neither of the old couple said anything.

On the way back to Bei's apartment, Gu Bei couldn't hold back, and asked Mrs. Gu, "Mom, am I my own? When did I picky eaters, wear colorful clothes and stop drinking milk?"

Mrs. Gu scolded her for being stupid, but didn't answer her question.

There was a moment of silence in the car.

"If you don't count Wen Jiu, your picky eyes are actually pretty good, about the same as me..." Mrs. Gu said, "Hey, don't you say take us to Barcelona? When are you going?"