[Football] The world's first arrogant

[Daily Sports Daily: Gu Bei's parents will arrive in Madrid, to inspect or attend the wedding? 】

'Ann, I thought our friendship was tested. '

'This kind of headlines for the next door?Don't the Chinese say that the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields? '

As the feed hit the lock screen of every smartphone the next morning, Sanders and Frero sent messages of varying degrees of regret or anger, respectively.

"You snatched all my headlines! The Bernabeu beat Barcelona and led the standings, but you did it three times and then it was all gone!" Mourinho's state on the other side of the phone is that the word 'hairdryer' is not enough Described, "Now it's all lace around Real Madrid and its top card! I officially warn you, this matter can't go on like this! I want to get back the headlines I deserve!"

After finishing speaking, Mourinho hung up the phone with great momentum, leaving Gu Bei in a daze.

you forgot?You made the headlines... Isn't it all your great achievements after the Derby victory and the dressing room annoyed Ronaldo?Gu Bei stared at the phone screen—if her gaze had substance, she probably had turned Mourinho behind the screen into Hannibal's dinner with cheese ribs.

Thick cheese, the kind that will be drawn when wrapped around the ribs.

: I see, I see... But I don't want to talk about the marriage proposal today, so don't hit me.Do you remember Mourinho angrily berating Cristiano?today!Mr. Mourinho finally confided in his heart. He said that he just hoped that after a morale-boosting victory, Cristiano would be the first to hug him-I will wipe the sad tears from the corners of my eyes first and then chat with you.

'In the senior group, I only recognize Sir Alex Ferguson... After all, he was like a father like a son back then. '

'It's useless to be like a father like a son, his little prince wears someone else's ring on his hand, and someone else's jersey on his body. '

'The number one rule in the slash world: Anyone who slaps someone in the face with reality has to be dragged out and hacked to death. '

'You can use a tag called everyone loves Chris, after all, this is the theme of boom. '

'But now the house next door also has a blog with a theme called I Love Messi'

'I've read that blog, the blowing is not as strong as boom, and the style is more reserved.But when it comes to shaking the pot, the strength is not small at all, much stronger than boom. '——This is all nonsense, and my assistant is naturally my true teacher in the matter of dumping the blame.

Yet for the first time today, Cristiano doesn't care what boom writes.

In fact, when he got up in the morning and saw the news, he immediately jumped up, made a few sneaky phone calls, and then headed into the bathroom—without even questioning why Gu Bei didn't tell him about it earlier.

"Do you think it's better for me to wear a suit, or just wear something normal?"

"..."

"Let's wear a suit, Jorge and Ikar both told me that they wore suits when they first met their parents. So do your parents like boys wearing perfume? Mr. Coach told me that there are some older people in Asia Will boys wear cologne like little girls? But for politeness reasons, should I still use an eau de toilette? Oh no, the memo the head coach sent me said...he said don't use hairspray too? Because of hairspray Also like a little girl?"

"It's just...it's okay, because..."

Because Mr. Mourinho is just mocking you for being a little girl!

"Oh yes, should I wear a square scarf in my pocket? Flowers? Or something else? Which watch do you think is better? German or Swiss, which country do your parents prefer? Also! Your father likes sports cars Or a bigger off-road? But I don’t seem to have off-road... I forgot... If he likes off-road, let’s go out early and buy one, shall we?"

Gu Bei was very hated by the last sentence of showing off his wealth unconsciously.

"It's alright, Cristiano! I never said that I want you to accompany me to pick them up!" Gu Bei couldn't bear to interrupt Cristiano's thoughts.

Cristiano poked his head out from the bathroom, his eyes were wide open, and his eyes were wet as if he had been greatly hurt, "What do you mean you didn't want me to accompany you? They came to Spain, what if I don't go? Besides, you Didn't you let them come on such an early flight so that I could accompany you to pick them up?"

"Just...don't look at me like that...I mean it's not today..." Gu Bei was defeated, and immediately put up a small white flag on the city wall, "Tomorrow, how about tomorrow? Maybe we We can have lunch together."

Cristiano nodded with satisfaction, but then he was a little worried, "But will your parents think that I didn't accompany you to pick them up, which is not good? I guess."

"No! Absolutely not!" Gu Bei looked very serious, "I will tell them that you have arrangements for today."

"Okay... then tell me which car your dad likes first, and I'll go buy one..."

"No need..." Gu Bei burst into tears, "My dad hates prodigal sons."

Cristiano was honest at once.

But after only ten seconds, he became restless again, "But they must have a place to stay tonight, right? Of course they will stay with me, then...shall we have dinner together?"

Gu Bei was a little worried.

"Actually I want them to live in my flat - my mom is a bit of a conservative person, and she might not be very comfortable living with you. You know, it's not really a family, at least to her Not counting." Of course Gu Bei knew what her parents were doing here, and she didn't want to challenge their cognitive abilities as soon as she came up.

Meals need to be eaten bite by bite, and brains need to be washed piece by piece.

Cristiano may have finally realized something, he frowned and lowered his voice, "They are here to stop me, aren't they?"

Gu Bei said no.

But obviously this sentence did not cure Cristiano, he just changed his clothes and went out to train - even a little earlier than usual.

So when Mourinho yawned and dragged his coaching staff, drank hot coffee, and chatted about training arrangements, he walked into the training ground and saw a lonely Cristiano playing ball.

"I thought you would be late if your parents-in-law were coming?" Mourinho felt that there was something wrong with Cristiano's aura today, so although he told himself to ignore him before, he couldn't help but "cared" about him.

However, it was clear that the word 'parents-in-law' made Cristiano look even more dejected - he even turned around and said directly that he didn't intend to speak.

When a little boy mentioned this behavior, Mourinho, who has experienced it, expressed great sympathy and extreme gloating.

Yes, this is the original appearance of this world.Open your eyes, not everyone in this world listens to you like Ann, Jorge, your mother, me, and Icar.

Young people have to experience setbacks to know what life is.

Mourinho walked away refreshed.

But Mourinho turned a blind eye, which doesn't mean that Cassie, who worked hard, could also turn a blind eye.

"Cristiano is too quiet today." Cassie took advantage of the time when the players were scrambling for the lap, and whispered to Mourinho's ear. "Tomorrow, there will be a Copa del Rey game tomorrow. There can be no problems at this time."

Mourinho: Real Madrid can't play a third-tier team without Ronaldo?Do you look down on me or look down on your Real Madrid?Excuse me!

Cassie obviously understood Mourinho's expression, and he immediately showed a 'please, don't make trouble' expression, "Sir, think about Cristiano's pursuit in life, think about Real Madrid's top card and then win the Ballon d'Or look."

Playing a third-tier team can decide the golden ball?Mourinho glanced at Cassie, thinking he had finally lost his mind.

But in order to prevent the last adult in the team from giving up treatment, Mourinho stopped Cristiano with an unnaturally gentle expression like a close uncle after training, "Chris, let's have lunch together." ?"

Cristiano looked at Mourinho in shock, stepped back two steps vigorously, and asked with a face of resistance: "Sir, what are you doing?"

Mourinho's face was grim for a moment when he was rejected because of his favor, but then he was patted by the assistant coach Faria who was hiding behind him, "for the King's Cup" - Mourinho seemed to hear Faria say tell yourself.

"No, I don't do anything, I just think you are not in the right shape today-you were cut off several times during the lap, definitely above average. And in the shooting training, you scored two fewer goals than yesterday. "Mourinho said solemnly, "There will be a Copa del Rey game tomorrow. I don't want you to have any problems at this time-the Copa del Rey champion is also a champion."

It sounds like the final is tomorrow.Cristiano's inner drama at the moment is no different from Mourinho's just now.

"I'm fine sir, I'm just a little nervous."

"Why? Because you are going to play against a third-tier team that you have never played against in your career tomorrow? Do you think their strength is unpredictable and elusive?" Mourinho thought this was too ridiculous, and couldn't help but I want to say a few words of sarcasm.

Cristiano's expression at that moment was like looking at a senior resident of a mental hospital.

"...Then why are you nervous?"

"Sir, were you ever stopped before you got married?"

As Mourinho, who is as good as a monkey with hair on his face, he naturally realized the problem immediately after Cristiano said this, "Mr. Gu doesn't like you?"

"I don't know, but I feel a little bit—although Ann didn't ask me to pick them up with her."

Mourinho felt that young people really shouldn’t fall in love. He may be very touched by this topic, or it may have brought back memories of his youth. In short, when faced with this topic, Mourinho He sighed and patted Cristiano on the shoulder, "Father-in-laws all over the world are pretty much the same... Who wants to give away a daughter who has been raised by him for 30 years? Let me tell you, whoever dares to touch my daughter ..."

Hands touched chopping hands, mouths touched cut chins, in short, wherever they touched, they cut.

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Cristiano looked at his expression and suddenly shivered.

Mourinho may have been quite touched, and suddenly had a very good attitude towards Cristiano, hooking his shoulders and said: "Chris Chris, as the father of a girl, the only advice I can give you is..."

Cristiano and Mourinho whispered head to head.

Faria thought deeply for a second, then quickly took out his phone to take a picture, and sent a coded version to Gu Bei.

'HD□□[-] euros a piece. '

He wrote.