[Football] The world's first arrogant

Of course Gu Bei did not agree to Guardiola.

The grievances between Barcelona and Real Madrid are not the same as the problems between Manchester United, Atletico Madrid, or even Manchester United and Arsenal.It's not just a sporting issue, it's not just a struggle for fans and survival, it's a political issue in a way.

The incompatibility of fire and water is the incompatibility of fire and water.

Messi's influence is large enough. If Gu Bei's pursuit of him can be regarded as more beneficial than harmful, then if Gu Bei gets the Barcelona coach's contract again, he and Mendes may not be tolerated by Madrid. .

It's not that it's impossible to win over Guardiola, but it's just that you can't win over the Barcelona coach.

And Mendes also fully supports this point of view, "I am very glad that young girls are not confused by fame, and can realize such principles in the great joy of being recognized-I am proud of you ,Honey."

"However, although it is inconvenient for us to sign a stable contract with him now, please be sure to maintain friendly and close contact with him. If he needs anything, we can rent your team to him for a short time-secretly. And as long as he Leaving Barcelona, ​​we can prepare offers and formal contracts at any time - oh, don't look at me like that, how can Mr. Guardiola stay in Barcelona for the rest of his life? He is not Sir Alex Ferguson."

Maybe it was because of this incident that made Mendes feel more at ease with Gu Bei, or maybe it was because of the incident of Ibrahimovic that made everyone feel that Barcelona and Messi have been really unlucky recently.

That's why Mendes and Mourinho actually thought that there would be no problems in the upcoming derby, so they completely ignored Gu Bei's request to stay in Madrid and agreed that she could leave Madrid to concentrate on dealing with the cr7 brand pre-publicity matters.

"Sir, Barcelona is now behind in points. If they still have any expectations for the league championship, the most important thing is to win the national derby-this is not a three-point game, this is 6 points for both sides! 6 Points!" Before he was sent all over Europe to make preparations, Gu Bei almost dragged Mourinho's concept of comfort, "A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. After all, Barcelona is Barcelona and not some bloody Ballerina. Small teams like Cano, Espanyol. You have to know that if you can win Barcelona, ​​it will not only be an important step for Real Madrid, but also an important step for Cristiano to win the Ballon d'Or."

"Why are you so annoying?" Mourinho said.

Gu Bei feels a little hopeless about life.

The 2011-2012 season was an extremely good season for Real Madrid.But no matter how good the season is, it can't hide the embarrassment of being beaten 1:3 by Barcelona at home.And Barcelona's bad luck...Although it has not been wiped out after this, the pressure of public opinion has indeed been reduced a lot.

After careful study of "Back then", Gu Bei believed that the reason why Real Madrid lost to Barcelona this time was entirely because Barcelona was too unlucky before...

It's unfortunate that too many people are optimistic about Real Madrid-the heat will die; the underdogs will win.

Perhaps it was because Mourinho really didn't like Gu Bei, so Gu Bei had to take turns harassing the other teenagers under Mendes' banner.

And it was Cassie who was driven crazy first.

"I can't stand Ann!" After a training session before the derby, Cassie hopped in the locker room and complained to Cristiano about Gu Bei, who was not in Madrid at all, "She's going crazy! You can't Do you care about her?"

Cristiano gave him a melancholy look, and didn't accuse him of condemning his girlfriend like this, and even helped, "She's been a little... er, overly nervous lately."

"Why do you use such a mild adjective?" Cassie stood in the middle of the locker room with her hips akimbo, glaring at Cristiano without tenderness, "Is she overwhelmed? No, she's not. She's crazy .”

Ramos wanted to laugh a little at Cassie's appearance, but before he had time to laugh, he found Pepe and Coentrao nodding with sympathy.

"What's the matter with her?" Kaka obviously felt strange, so she asked Cassie gently, "Is Miss Gu under a lot of pressure recently?"

Cassie laughed back, "Oh no, I don't think she's stressed out, I think she just thinks we're underestimating Barcelona! Underestimating! That's ridiculous! How can we underestimate Barcelona? I mean, that's Barca! The team that won the league championship by stepping on us last season! How could we be so light... What kind of expression do you guys have?"

Cassie looked at the people in the locker room who suddenly looked embarrassed, and was surprised at first, but then slowly blushed.

"Oh! Hell! Do you really think that Barcelona has been unlucky recently, so we can kick them 8:0?!" Casey almost jumped up again.

Marcelo rubbed his messy hair, and kicked the silly and bold Ramos lightly with his toes, "Today, God asked you to save Madrid."

Thank you God for letting me save Madrid every day... Ramos glared at Marcelo.

"Icar, take it easy. I guess Cristiano must have a solution." Ramos easily dumped the blame on Cristiano.

"Of course I have a way." Cristiano, who was eager to get out, was forced to say, "In fact, my method against all teams is the same, that is, to kick the ball in."

Cassie gave a completely false and exaggerated smile and said softly: "Of course, dear Cristiano, of course. The problem is, you have to 'kick the ball in'! And at the same time," Cassie said with a glance He shot Ramos, "Our dear Sese has to make sure that when you score one, you don't miss two of the opponent!"

Cristiano felt terribly hurt.

So is Ramos, and so is the entire defense team.

After surviving tremblingly until Cassie left the locker room, the whole team lined up and sat on the floor of the locker room obediently, waiting for Cristiano's mobile phone video call to be connected.

"What's the matter, dear? Don't you miss me for these two days?"

Full locker room: Damn mentally handicapped...

On the other end of the video is Gu Bei wearing a light gray sweater having lunch, "Oh my God! You should tell me you're not alone... I'm so sorry, I thought only Cristiano was there."

"You're welcome, the whole world is blank for you anyway." Coentram muttered.

Cristiano was rather proud of this, "So, where are you now?"

"Paris." Gu Bei might feel that eating while videoing with so many people is not elegant, so he put down his knife and fork regretfully, "I'm here to do something."

Cristiano's ears suddenly perked up, "Wait! Why are you going to Paris? Is Paris on my list of things? Hey! Rich, don't pull me, I need to know this!"

"...It's a small thing someone asked me to do." Gu Beibei tried his best to downplay it, "Uh, so do you have anything to do with me?"

"Others? Don't tell me that this 'other' is Mr. Zidane!" Cristiano looked at Gu Bei and nodded awkwardly, pouted more and more, "I feel cheated! I thought you were helping me with things, But actually? No! Not at all!"

Gu Bei bowed his head and confessed earnestly to his tomato soup, "You told me that day, didn't you want to buy... which car is here? Don't buy it yet, I'll go back and buy it for you as a birthday present, okay?" ?”

"You don't even remember which car I want!" Cristiano complained loudly, "I want another one now, you can buy me this more expensive one. Otherwise, it can't prove that you have Sincerity of apology!"

……

Where did Gu Bei get so much money to buy you a car?The whole locker room looked at each other in blank dismay, but considering that this issue was not very serious, everyone gave up—besides, what if the so-called "delivery" is simply, "I swipe the card, you pay back the money"?

"Okay, okay, you are the biggest, you have the final say." Gu Bei looked sincere, "Then maybe you can tell me now, what do you want to say to me?"

"You did some very inhumane things to Ikar, which caused him to be furious at us." When it comes to business, Cristiano turned his words like gold.

"That's right! Terrible! He just gave me a nasty stare just before he went away."

"No, Sergio! I'm the worst! He accused me of almost owning the last pass back! Nonsense! The last time I returned the pass was last season! The last pass back to him was obviously you !"

"What are you doing? You didn't even see it! Ikal just threatened me that if I make another pass error in the derby, I will boil it into the soup!"

"Who would drink that soup! Ikar would make me a stew!"

A large group of people sat there complaining about Cassie's anger, like a group of kindergarteners who have just been reprimanded by a group of kindergarten aunts-a group of pseudo-cherubs in white clothes.

"Miss Gu, maybe you put too much pressure on Ikar." True. Son of God finally distilled the essence of their 'nonsense' and came to a seemingly serious conclusion, "No one doesn't pay attention to... …Well, maybe it should be said that no one takes the derby lightly, but it was also important for us to be relaxed. Ikar is the captain and his nervousness affects everyone."

Gu Bei frowned, "I'm worried, Ricardo. Barcelona has not been very lucky recently. This may be the best thing or the worst thing." Gu Bei's words may not even be euphemistic, "I'm very Say less, but I really hope this one wins — or, uh, draws?"

"Why the tie?" Cristiano felt that Gu Bei underestimated the entire Real Madrid dressing room, especially himself. "If you don't want to win, why do you still play football?"

"I hope you can win too, mylove. But it's Barcelona and Mr. Messi after all." Gu Bei blinked, sadly feeling that his tomato soup was going to be too cold to drink, "I love you, but we also A bit of realism right? Against Barcelona, ​​any result is not an upset."

"Impossible to draw! Impossible to lose!" Cristiano is still in the era when he hears Messi's name, "Sese, don't pull me! This is a matter of principle! We can't lose to the neighbors and their family That little guy!"

Yes, yes, if you win the whole world and lose you, what do I want the whole world to do? Sometimes when Gu Bei sums it up like this, he thinks maybe Cristiano and Messi are true love.

"Let's just put it that way, it was a nice conversation. So I'll have lunch if you're all right?"

She still has to check, what is the 36th strategy of the provocative method?

"Wait!" Cristiano stopped Gu Bei who was about to press the video, "I was thinking, if Real Madrid wins the derby and I still score goals, should you give me another gift?"

You take all the good things in the world?The win is yours, the golden ball is yours, the car is yours, and gifts?Where is the face?

"What do you want again..." Gu Bei couldn't help looking down at the empty wallet in his backpack.

"The ring," Cristiano said.