[Football] The world's first arrogant

On the subject of 'pacifying the unhappy Cristiano', if Gu Bei didn't say that he was a master, then others would be able to confirm the dog leash—this logic was confirmed again after the European Golden Boot Awards Ceremony.

Although no one knew exactly what price Gu Bei had paid, anyway, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the next day, Cristiano and Zidane were able to talk and laugh without any grievances again.

To this, Gu Bei's exclusive response is: Don't ask me, I don't want to mention it.

Originally, Gu Bei planned to appease Cristiano, and test Zidane the next day to see what he wanted to say at the award ceremony that day, but unfortunately, Messi won the award for the second time in a very short period of time. Go headlines.

There is nothing wrong with winning the game, and the whole world stood up to win two games less-this sentence applies to Barcelona and Real Madrid, Messi and Cristiano.

Regarding whether Messi ever texted Guardiola saying he was dissatisfied with the change of his position after Ibrahimovic’s arrival, Gu Bei was not interested in finding out the truth—anyway, for the fans, what they wanted was talk rather than facts.But considering that this kind of thing is not on the same level as "how many girlfriends Cristiano has had", Gu Bei still had to take action.

: To the next door—the wall collapses and people push it, and the drum is broken and thousands of people beat it. [News link: Ibrahimovic: A text message from Messi ended my Barcelona career]

As a 'Real Madrid fan' for many years, Gu Bei has summed up a set of ideas that he thinks are theoretically complete, logically complete, and full of emotion during the struggle with himself and other non-lovers. 'Scheme to win sympathy among neutral fans'.Among them, throwing the blame to the enemy is her tactic of choosing the best.

So as expected.

’ From a blogger’s standpoint, this is clearly a pointless cynicism.But if you put aside your position, this sentence makes sense...'

'As a Barcelona fan, I feel a bit sad, but all the ghosts and ghosts came out after two games were not played well. '

'Winning is like this. When you win, you are good, but when you lose, you are useless. '

'To be honest, I don't believe Messi would do such a thing, he is obviously a humble and good boy. '

It's useless whether the upstairs believe it or not, the point is whether everyone believes it or not. '

Gu Bei saw that his tactical results were not bad, so he didn't bother with such nonsense anymore, and quickly called Antonella.

"Leo is upset." Antonella didn't sound very happy. "I asked him what the hell was going on, but he didn't seem to want to talk about it. Ann, I don't think Leo would do this. Kind of thing, but I'm not sure...Maybe there is some misunderstanding between him and Mr. Ibrahimovic? Ann, can you talk to Leo? Maybe we can clarify the truth?"

For the masses who have a stand, there is no absolute truth in this world, only the "statements" they like-and Gu Bei's work, in a sense, is to create the "statements" that will be liked by the public.

"The truth is useless to those who are willing to believe in Mr. Macy, and it is even more meaningless to those who do not believe in him. Therefore, I think we may not need to press Mr. Macy about the cause and effect of this matter." Gu Bei said that is not true It was entirely for the sake of saving herself, and she was also kind enough to consider for Antonella's sake-"SMS door" is not a good thing in the end, if Messi did not do it, then everyone would be happy, but what if it did?

Antonella loved him, and would she be disillusioned if she knew it was real?Disappointed?

Comparing his heart to his heart, if Gu Bei knew that Cristiano had done such a thing, he would not be very happy - but of course, Cristiano is a good boy, he wouldn't.

Gu Bei thought happily.

"We will stabilize the public opinion first - our team members are actively contacting the major media, and various manuscripts have been basically prepared. What we need Mr. Messi to do now is to keep silent, and we will consider an appropriate time Arrange an interview for him. A simple response can be made then. Of course, Mr. Guardiola's side is also very important, I will contact him personally... As for you, I hope you can help me stabilize Messi Mister’s emotions—he needs to know that the current situation is not the worst, but if his game state is affected, it may make things irreversible.” Gu Bei asked Antonella a few words, and then continued The assistant handed over the ticket to Barcelona, ​​and was going to meet Guardiola, who was not liked by Mourinho at all.

"I don't know about Guardiola, but I have to say..." Cristiano sat on the floor of his living room and hugged little Chris when Gu Bei was about to go out with a small suitcase, "I think He was very difficult to deal with."

A very meaningful suggestion... Gu Bei laughed dryly, said that you should stay at home obediently, and then went straight to Barcelona.

Although Guardiola had no intention of welcoming the visitors from Madrid, considering that this person might be able to help him solve the "little trouble" in front of him, he had no choice but to receive Gu Bei in his favorite coffee shop.

"Sir, about Mr. Macy's question, I mean..."

"You want me to help clarify?" Guardiola directly expressed his opinion without waiting for Gu Bei to finish speaking.

If this was Mourinho, Gu Bei would have rolled his eyes.But considering that Guardiola is still a stranger after all, Gu Bei still maintained his friendly smile, "Clarification is a relatively risky approach, and it is likely to cause continuous saliva and attention. I personally think this is not good for Mr. Messi. Very favorable. So my view is that we can bring up a friendly relationship between Mr Ibrahimovic and Mr Messi - like he voted for Mr Messi in the Ballon d'Or voting.' We think everything is about football Charm, football makes us love each other, football makes us enmity, makes us suspicious of each other'."

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Guardiola looked at Gu Bei meaningfully - his eyes made Gu Bei feel a little rude, but people who ask for help are not qualified to pick and choose.So Gu Bei had no choice but to try to ignore this move with a smile on his face.

"Miss Gu." Guardiola said to Gu Bei after some deliberation, "I'm not saying that your idea is bad. To be honest, on the contrary, I really like what you say. But I have a question--you Don't you care about the truth of this matter? You don't want to know if Lionel texted me or what? "

Gu Bei made a polite puzzled expression, and asked with a smile, "Sir?"

"I mean, don't you care about the truth? If it's false, you can just refute it, can't you? But if it's true, you can keep silent." Guardiola designed two A plan that she could not have chosen at all.

Gu Bei originally didn't intend to waste his lips and tongue explaining these things to Guardiola, but by a strange coincidence, Gu Bei went against his own reason at that moment and said, "Sir, if we clarify the facts, no matter what the truth is, we must It will be a protracted war of words-this is not a good thing for Mr. Messi. You know, factors outside the field have an impact on the state of the players after all. But if we keep silent, maybe we will be "people with a heart" 'Get hold of it."

She hesitated for a moment, but still didn't say the second half.She looked at Guardiola, who seemed to be waiting for her to continue, and had to change her words: "In any case, I hope my employer can get a peaceful result-neither long nights, nor negative effects."

And based on Gu Bei's personal experience, if a person has been wronged, he will definitely seek to reveal the truth immediately to seek innocence - but Messi did not do this.

What does this mean?Either it means that Messi is really too introverted to know what to do, or that he did something similar-maybe his intention was just to communicate with the coach and not really drive someone away, but at least this text message is true of existence.

Either way, it's not something to be praised for a superstar and team leader.

In public relations, it is necessary to cover up the "harmful influence" brought about by personality defects and expand its "sweetness" - all idols are cultivated in this way.

And these are obviously not things that can be said to Guardiola Ming.

"I thought you would favor Ronaldo and Real Madrid in this kind of thing - shouldn't it be in the best interest of Lionel not in form and Barcelona losing?" Guardiola's question was not friendly at all.

Gu Bei knew that if he acted too seriously at this time, it might make Guardiola not believe him.So instead she looked relaxed, even a little indifferent, "Sir, with all due respect, I love Cristiano very much...uh..." She looked at Guardiola's expression of eating a fly, and suddenly realized Realizing that I made a mistake, "I'm not... confessing, I'm just stating a fact... No, I mean... Forget it, it doesn't matter."

Only then did Gu Bei realize how unfriendly his previous criminal record was.

"I love him and don't want to lose him. But if I influence Mr. Messi's state and Barcelona's results through improper means, Cristiano will be very angry." Gu Bei said, "Cristiano is a man, he wants What will naturally be fought for. Any crooked methods are an insult to him-I am not noble, and sometimes I may have a moment of dark thoughts, but as long as I think of using those methods, I risk losing Cristiano's risk. I would definitely give up."

It still sounds like a confession... Guardiola thought silently, "I will cooperate with your plan."

Since there is no harm to Messi and Barcelona, ​​it is tantamount to benefiting Guardiola-this account, anyone can figure it out clearly.

"This is my business card," Guardiola pushed his business card in front of Gu Bei, "If you have anything to do later, you can call me."

Seeing that things went so smoothly, Gu Bei was also relieved, solemnly accepted the business card, and politely took out his own business card in exchange, and then prepared to thank him and leave - she still had to meet Messi himself, On the one hand, confirm his status, and on the other hand, arrange the lines to respond.

"Miss Gu." Guardiola stopped her, "I think maybe you have something to tell me."

Gu Bei is not a roundworm in Guardiola's stomach, so she thinks that she should not be blamed if she appears puzzled at this time.

"Maybe you should give me an offer." Guardiola smiled and said to Gu Bei, "Is there any discount for the title of Barcelona head coach?"

Gu Bei feels that the current situation is a bit tricky...