[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 52: Haunting

One thing Alfred guessed wrong, Yunhai was not a wolf domesticated by humans, but a shadow walking alone in the night, a beast that deviated from the entire race and sneaked under Bruce's bonfire.Compared with the domesticated dogs, she still has madness, and compared with the same kind, she is too loyal, although this loyalty belongs to only one person.

In this cold polar night, it was Bruce who used a fire to hook the sea of ​​clouds out of the night in the cold winter. Since then, the useless passionate love has its final destination, and the fresh heart beats in the cold torso up.

The fall has never stopped, even to this day.Yunhai knew this, but fortunately, this long fall finally had a companion.From then on, even if there is an endless abyss in front of you, you will never be timid again.

"I'm back again, host! Did you miss me?" A voice I hadn't heard for a long time suddenly sounded, and the annoying system jumped out, reminding Yunhai again that he was in hell instead of heaven.

"Tonight's night is so beautiful, if only we can get along well." Yun Hai shook his legs a few times, looked up at the extremely round moon in the sky and muttered to himself.

"During my absence, host, did you quarrel with Batman?" In order to complete the task, the system at this time really broke his heart, even if he was in a hurry, he had to comfort the host first: "Don't be discouraged, host, Although we have been short of one percentage point to complete the task, at least the percentage has not dropped!"

But what the system didn't expect was that what it worried about might be completely opposite to what the host thought.

Of course, the percentage will not reach the full value. If it reaches it, won't all her previous efforts be useless?Thinking of this, the smile on Yunhai's face gradually deepened and he ran towards the direction of evil spirits, even the system that got along with the host day and night couldn't help being shocked by that smile.

"I always like to see the expressions on people's faces when they finally find out the truth." Even if the subject is not human, it can also fully entertain Yunhai.

"Host, what did you say?" Subconsciously realizing that this might be some crucial words, the system pricked up its ears and asked, but it deserved a vague response.

"Just talking to myself."

At the thickest hour of the night, Batman walked out of the abandoned building with his arms supporting Dick, who was bouncing after his injured foot.That's right, even though he took great pains to hide his identity from Dick, Yun Hai has been living in Wayne Manor recently!

What happened a few hours ago was a disaster, not only did Dick discover Bruce's identity as Batman, but he followed Tony Zucco, the gangster who killed Dick's parents, while he was tracking him down.

In general, the process was rough, but the result was good. At least Dick, who was promoted to Robin and took revenge himself, was in a good mood at the moment.

He hummed an out-of-key tune and danced cheerfully, completely unaware that the Batman next to him was walking faster and faster.

"Where did you learn the tune?" The dark knight finally growled in a low voice that was so familiar.

"From Uncle Yun~" Robin said honestly, "I think it sounds nice, don't you think so?"

No, not at all.

Then he remembered another thing: "By the way, does Uncle Yun know you are Batman? It's not good for you to hide him like this."

Look, you've only known each other for a few days and started talking to the sea of ​​clouds?Enduring the stereo surround sound in his ears, Batman pursed his lips unhappily and almost left with his arms thrown!

Suddenly, an invisible force caused Batman to turn his head to the sky involuntarily, and then he saw a figure sitting on the huge gargoyle.

That was Joker. He sat on a tall gargoyle with one leg bent and the other dangling in the air. He was looking straight at Batman at the moment.He and she stared at each other silently, their eyes as calm as moonlight.

Batman was the first to react. He stretched out his hand to stop Robin and said in a deep voice, "That's Joker, I'll deal with him, you find a way to leave."

Joker?The number one mortal enemy of Batman who was said to have an extremely cruel personality, punched Gotham City, and stepped on Arkham?Robin looked curiously at the tall figure a few times, then obediently put down the arm on Batman's shoulder, and tried to jump a few steps into the distance.

He didn't want to be a liability to Batman at critical moments, but was it really okay to just let Padre stay with his sworn enemy?After jumping a few steps, Dick looked back at Batman who was looking up from the spot.

After jumping two steps and stopping two steps, Dick finally couldn't help but look back for the second time, this time looking at the person sitting on the gargoyle.For some reason, that figure was somewhat familiar to him.

At this moment, Joker, who was looking at Batman, suddenly turned his head to look at Dick, put his raised index finger on the scarlet mouth, and the moon reflected his white face as if it was shining.

This makeup is so scary...wait a minute? !Alas? ? ?Dick's eyes widened bigger than a cat's when he realized what he saw!He already recognized who it was from that familiar movement!

My God, isn't that, Yun, Uncle Yun? !That being said... Glancing at Batman who was still looking up at the sky silently, Dick, who felt that he had discovered some shocking secret, quietly slipped to the corner: I feel that it is better not to disturb them now.

Dick slipped away, leaving Batman and the Joker alone, so a kid's instincts can be overkill sometimes.

"Want to watch the moon together? Batsy?" Looking down at the big bat, Yun Hai tilted his head and asked, "You know, tonight is the Mid-Autumn Festival!"

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In the early morning of Wayne Manor, after Dick left, Batman didn't know what to do with Joker, anyway, the two didn't return overnight.

Dick, who had already arrived home, rushed into the garden regardless of his aching feet, and couldn't wait to share his discovery earlier today with Fu: "Alfred, guess what I found? Uncle Yun is Joker! Uncle Yun, alas, It's actually the legendary Joker!"

"I already knew, Master Dick." Alfred said calmly after cutting off the failed flowers with a click.

"No way!" The old housekeeper's words seemed completely incomprehensible to Dick: "Then why didn't you tell me? Could it be that I was the last one in this family to know?"

"Master, sometimes we know about it, but there's no need to say it." Because that's only the tacit understanding and tolerance between family members.

Dick bowed his head and thought for a while, feeling that he still couldn't understand, but his jumping thinking had gone to another place: "So Bruce is Batman, and Uncle Yun is Joker—"

"The whole of Gotham knows that Batman and Joker are mortal enemies, which means that the two of them were pretending to kill each other before! Cool!" Dick's eyes sparkled after arriving at a reasonable argument.

"No, they're not pretending to kill each other." Alfred denied Dick's words, then stroked every broken leaf with his hands, and then gently cut them off.Twigs and broken leaves were scattered underfoot.

"I don't understand, Alfred, this doesn't make sense at all!" Dick was puzzled.

"It's nonsense." Facing Dick's exclamation, Alfred nodded in agreement.

"But we have to learn to accept it."

Because that's it, family.

"It's time for breakfast soon, let's go back, Master Dick."

When the two left the garden together, the pruned rose flowers slowly bloomed in the morning light behind them.

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