[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 51: Taming the Wolf

Bruce saw the Riddler slip away saying strange words, and then he grabbed Yunhai with his five fingers and carried her back to the seat.

"It's almost one o'clock, the Riddler has left, how long are you going to laugh?" To be honest, he didn't intend to sacrifice his image to please the sea of ​​clouds at all.

"No, no." Yun Hai felt like her head was about to laugh, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and stretched her hand to the ground to try to pick up the weapon that had just dropped, while not forgetting to tease Bruce: "You, if you really come here Cam to Batsy, I think I can share the same studio."

No, Batman protests the possibility with all his heart.

"Wait, where's my knife?" After touching for a long time, Yun Hai finally noticed something was wrong, and then kept bending over and raised his head to look at Bruce suspiciously.

"Don't look for it, I confiscated it." The latter looked back frankly.

"Humph—" Yunhai squinted his eyes and said slowly after snorting, "This seems to be the third knife you confiscated." No wonder her inventory is getting less and less, so the root cause is here!

The fourth one to be exact, but Bruce didn't feel like he should tell the other person about it, because—

"A handful of 100 dollars, play money."

Bruce gave her two words: "Hehe."

"Where are you going next? Go back to your shelter?" Bruce asked as Yun Hai hummed a little song and put the USB flash drive into the box designated by Penguin. Copy away.

"Of course it's to go to Penguin and use money to do things. It's only right and proper. By the way, we need to change the medicine." Yun Hai raised her eyebrows and tied a perfect bow on the box. She even leaned back in an attempt to observe the situation more comprehensively. The perfection of the bow.

After hearing what his companion said, Bruce hesitated for a moment and then slowly said: "Maybe you can go back to Wayne Manor with me."

Words that even Batman himself couldn't believe came out of his mouth very smoothly at this moment: "The medical conditions are better there."

Time seemed to freeze at that moment, and then Yunhai raised his right eyebrow and questioned exaggeratedly: "Are you serious? Batman invited the Joker to his house? Batsy, is there something wrong with your head?"

"Didn't you know my identity a long time ago?" Bruce was a little annoyed by the stupidity of the person in front of him.

Bruce Wayne's residence, the name of the housekeeper, and the latest adopted son, all these information are completely transparent on the Internet, even if he wants to hide it, it will not help: "Just give me an answer, go, or not?"

Why not?Yun Hai, who claimed to be doing things with money, immediately agreed without even a second of hesitation.

What?You mean Penguin's USB flash drive?Let him wait, he won't die if he waits for half a day.You must know that "Sea of ​​Clouds" has just "extremely escaped" from the hands of the Riddler!

So half an hour later, Wayne Manor welcomed its master in disguise and a guest who shouldn't have appeared.

"This is my secretary." Bruce made the last useless struggle in front of the old housekeeper: "He will stay here for a while." As for how many days to stay, Bruce himself has no idea.

Ah Fu's gaze stayed on Bruce's white-dyed hair for a second, and then fell on the smiling and friendly secretary.After sighing helplessly, he opened the door completely: "Welcome back, Master Wayne, and this—"

"Yun, please call me Yun." Yun Hai rushed forward, enthusiastically grasped his father-in-law's hand and shook it up and down, his smile became more friendly and sincere.

The hand was held, and the reliable old butler Alfred slowly made a question mark?Watching the so-called secretary being dragged away by Bruce who turned back, and the other party even reluctantly waved goodbye to him at this time?

Am I getting old or is this world too crazy?

It's just that Bruce was worried when he allocated a place for Yunhai.Is it too late to regret now?

"Why don't you handcuff me by your bedside?" Yun Hai actively suggested.

Keeping a lady in handcuffs up all night without sleep?No no no, Bruce immediately vetoed the suggestion.He rubbed his eyebrows and deeply realized how stupid his previous invitation was.

What's the matter, Batman, now you're remembering Yunhai's soul gender?

After changing the medicine, smelling the smell of alcohol in the air, Yun Hai put his hands on Bruce's king-size bed, looked at him in a puzzled manner and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

After quietly looking at the sea of ​​clouds for a while, Bruce lowered his eyes and said slowly, "There is a second option."

"what?"

"It's just over two hours until the sun rises."

"Then?" Yun Hai grabbed Bruce's collar and asked in a hoarse voice: "Long night of sleepless sleep, let's do something interesting?"

For example--

"No, I mean let's play a game of gwent." by the emotionless killer Brucey.

What a hell.

Of course, the above is entirely Yunhai's imagination. The reality is that the two of them sat in front of the computer, turned on the skydiving simulator, and then said, did they really become a skydiving simulator? ? ?

After skydiving eight times within two hours, Yun Hai finally couldn't help but slammed the controller and made a sad and angry voice: "If you don't know how to play, give me the m416!"

How silly of me, really, I just knew that Batman can't use a gun in real life and didn't think he can't use a gun in the game!

"No, try another round." Staring at the zero kill display in the interface with red eyes, Bruce couldn't accept the reality.

"You try." Yun Hai rolled his eyes and walked out: "I'll go to the kitchen to see what delicious food your housekeeper has made."

After breakfast, Afu stopped Bruce: "Master Wayne, I think we need to talk about what you brought into Wayne Manor."

At this time, Yunhai was happily tasting dessert with Dick in the restaurant. From Bruce's standing point of view, he could just see the profile of the two of them.

After glancing at the two of them, he replied, "It's just my secretary."

"No," the old butler shook his head, he knew Master Wayne too well: "You have been deliberately hiding the close relationship between us all day today, and, with Master Dick, maybe I should call you Master instead so? So what are you afraid of?"

He asked a question that made Bruce dumbfounded.

"This is not how things work. If you are wary of him, then don't bring him to Wayne Manor. If you trust him, then don't be on guard like you are now."

"That's why I asked you, Master Wayne, what exactly did you bring into Wayne Manor?"

Alfred, that's the problem, I can't figure it out myself.But Bruce wouldn't say that to the old housekeeper. He just looked at the caring eyes and said guiltily: "...in the kitchen today, I thought you liked him."

"He's a pleasant young man indeed, but your safety, and now that of Master Dick's, always comes first, Master Wayne." Always.

The old butler's sincere eyes made Bruce turn away involuntarily.

"Let me tell you a story, sir." Sighing, Ah Fu told a story he heard when he was young: "In a faraway place, in the extreme north, some people once tried to train wolves. "

"In spring, they bring back wolf cubs that haven't opened their eyes and let them mix with dogs to raise them up, hoping to domesticate the wildness of wolves to fight against wild wolves, but in winter, when there is not enough food, those who have not yet Tamed creatures will slyly slip away from you, killing your sheep and killing your people."

"Master, do you understand what I mean?"

Of course Bruce understood, but, "I won't let such a thing happen." He would never give Yun Hai such a chance, "Trust me, Alfred, everything is under my control."

"You sure"

Facing Ah Fu's questioning eyes, Bruce gave a very positive answer: "Yes."

After all, he was the one who saw it growing up, Alfred still softened his heart in the end, he sighed and shook his head and said, "As long as you don't forget your true identity."

That was the question Bruce had been puzzled about, but now he had found the answer.

"I won't." The Dark Knight of Gotham said slowly: "I will never forget who I am."

"And never forget what drives me."

"Protect innocent people from all crimes."

"It doesn't matter which mask I wear."

Alfred stared at Bruce for a long time without speaking.The first ray of light in the morning illuminated half of young Wayne's face, while the other half was always in shadow.

This is not what Ah Fu wants, but, so be it.

The author has something to say: people live to marry/marry the master! ! ! !

It's too difficult for me, and it's too difficult to squeeze toothpaste!

In addition, I am curious about one thing, which role did you assume when you read this article?Sea of ​​clouds or Bruce?