[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 49: The Riddler

"Before you leave, please answer a riddle for me."

"That's: If you're so smart, why haven't you gotten rich."

It's hard!Old heart!

This is really, a strange situation.

The Riddler stood in front of the bright screen, his confident chin raised slightly, and he waved the cane in the shape of a question mark casually.

There was no crying as "applause", no rushing towards the gate as "flowers", the men sent by the two penguins just sat quietly on the high back seat, their faces hidden in the shadows, Like two huge black stone statues.

The Riddler's upward lips gradually turned down unhappy: No actor will be happy, if the audience all play mobile phones to sneak away, it is extremely disrespectful to him, and it is also disrespectful to his great riddle.

They are all impolite guests, and impolite guests are not worthy of being guests, they are just bad garbage.

"I——" The Riddler was about to speak, but at this moment one of the stone statues spoke.

There is no doubt that we are the first to speak?think?Min?Czech?Yun Hai: "You have to ask him,"

She elbowed Bruce, who blocked it with one hand, and said honestly, "I've worked three odd jobs and I'm still poor."

Bruce also couldn't help with this point, he unconsciously drew the hatred of the only two listeners present: "My parents are richer."

"I understand." With a calm analysis and a little thought, Yun Hai slammed his right hand on the palm of his left hand and came to an obvious conclusion: "There is no correlation between being rich and being smart."

"The people sent by the Penguin this time don't look like very smart Yazi..." Unexpected to meet this type of human being, the Riddler fell into a momentary loss of speech.

And the other sculpture who pulled the hatred and ran away expressed his opinion at this moment: "You forgot, only you and I have too few samples to support this conclusion, maybe you need more sample resources. "Bruce was joking in a very serious and serious way, leaving the Riddler who should be the protagonist aside.

Surprised, Bruce learned how to make cold jokes!But there is one point that Yunhai has to correct: "It should be three samples, am I right? This poor Mr. Edward Nygma?"

She raised her head and yelled out the real name of the once-poor Tinkle, and now the poor Tinkler Riddler.

Yes, even if he is promoted to become the villain Riddler, poor Edward is still poor, so we poor should not discriminate against each other, ok?Let us joyfully aim at the winner of life like Bruce!

It's a pity that King Xiang has intentions, Goddess has no intentions, and Riddler has no intention of standing on the same front with Yunhai to fight against their number one enemy, Batman in every sense.Not only that, after being called out of his real name, he still did not forget to sneer: "There is nothing surprising, as long as a person is not so stupid that he is hopelessly stupid, then he can find out my background with a little effort."

Hehe, I think you lack socialism and beating hard.Yunhai thought for 0.1 second before happily deciding that the villain alliance would be disbanded. She turned to Bruce with an indifferent face and said, "Come on, bite him."

……

No, Bruce doesn't want to talk to Yunhai who has completely let go of himself. Unlike the latter, who just wanted to join in the fun because he saw that he wanted to come, he and Yunhai may have other purposes in meeting the Riddler.

"I've come to ask you questions, Riddler, and tell me what you know about Tony Zucco."

When the name was spoken, even without turning his head, Bruce immediately felt the gaze from the sea of ​​clouds, but he didn't intend to explain it, especially not in front of the Riddler, let alone—

Bruce didn't even need to explain, because as soon as he turned around, Yunhai would spontaneously dig out all the content related to this name, she is such a person, no, maybe she already dug up that name when she knew Dick's existence .

Quiet, when he was Bruce, angry, when he was Batman, yet in the deepest part of Bruce's mind, in his frozen inner world, the anger never really went out.

Over the years, even before Bruce became Batman, he never stopped looking for the killer of his parents, but also, he never really found him, and after all these years of searching, the hope of finding the killer became less and less. More and more slim, more and more bleak.

Revenge once drove Bruce to don the mantle of Batman.He brings hope to people, but for himself, there is no hope left for him. (There is no hope).

But Dick didn't have to go through that, he was young, and unlike Bruce, Dick was supposed to have a bright future, a future away from all shadows, a future away from Gotham, away from criminals, away from Batman as a criminal, he Your life should be under the sun.

The murderer of Dick's parents must be found, and he will be found, and Batman will personally send him to Gotham prison, where the murderer will spend his life repenting for his crimes.

The Dark Knight of Gotham has made his promises, and he's kept his word.

Countless thoughts flashed by at that moment, but Bruce's face remained as calm as water.He sat in the shadows and looked at the Riddler, his dark thoughts flowing slowly.

But before that, Yunhai let out a small laugh against his ear: "What a touching father-son relationship."

Sure enough, she already knew.

Looking at the Riddler with his right arm resting on the armrest, Yun Hai's lips were squirming slightly, and he said softly at a volume that only Bruce could hear: "But this involves another joke, that is——

"Do we have the right to decide the lives of others?"

"The part about revenge is good, but the rest, it's really a bad joke." Ignoring Bruce's eyes looking over, Yunhai's voice was vague like raving: "Think about it, Bats, if you really Treat him as your own child.”

"Her and their lives are not decided by you, not by me, nor by anyone else. Only they have the right to decide their own lives."

"Stop manipulating other people's lives like a dictator."

"Then you stop reading my mind."

"I didn't read it." Yun Hai turned his head to look at Bruce with a confident smile on his face, "You told me."

"..."

"In addition to these two points, there is another point that I also disagree with very much. Do you really think that my Joker is the kind of person with extremely low vision and quite vulgar taste?" An extremely arrogant smile appeared on Yunhai's face. surfaced.

"Darling, you deserve my love." She leaned her upper body suddenly as she said, reached out her hand and lifted Bruce's chin flirtatiously, and then was taken aback by the latter's silence at the moment.

Wow, this is a bit beyond Yunhai's expectations. To be honest, she is ready to be shot off by Bruce.

At this moment, the white-haired, black-eyed man raised his chin slightly to look at him, and a clear and familiar figure was reflected in his eyes.With a hot head, Yunhai consulted the latter: "Now, can I kiss you?"

"If it's for acting to dispel the suspicion of the Riddler, this step is enough." Of course, Bruce knew how much impact the name he asked would have. After all, the police did not announce the murderer of Dick's parents. Few people want to deal with the Riddler for this question.And the identity of homosexuality is almost the furthest from Playboy Bruce and Dark Knight Batman.

"Tch, you discovered all of this." Yun Hai curled his lips and sat back in his seat uninterested.However, this is also a matter of course, just as she understands Bruce, the other party also understands her.

If you want to win Batman's heart, first remember to open your heart to him.Replace people's hearts with people's hearts, see, how simple it is.There is nothing new under the sun, as to whether it can be exchanged, that is another matter.

But—"Then I'm going to say I'm serious." How would you answer now?Yunhai was looking forward to someone's answer.

"Oh." Bruce buried the opponent's head on the chair with a deadpan expression, and responded to Yunhai with his movements: No, you might be thinking about peach.

real or fake?Covering his face, Yunhai got up from the ground and complained half-truthfully and half-falsely: "I said, can't you obey me once in a while?"

"I don't have a penchant for performing performance art in front of other people."

The author has something to say: I was shocked. I was almost dominated by bats when I wrote this chapter. Our protagonist Yunhai is only 0.00001 seconds away from collapse

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, counting the Mid-Autumn Festival in this chapter, it should be the fourth watch.

There are so many things to do during the holidays, I can’t even imagine how I will spend the day after tomorrow TAT