[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 48: Why didn't you get rich when you were so smart?

It doesn't take long for Bruce to realize that it's a waste of emotion to have sympathy for the Joker.

The movie tickets provided by the Penguin point to a remote movie theater in Gotham City. Yunhai took out two tickets and illuminated them with difficulty with the light of his mobile phone: "According to the QR code provided by the Penguin, the movie theater where the transaction should take place should be -"

"Giant Screen No. 7 Cinema." Bruce glanced at the QR code, and the cameras connected to the computer in the contact lens rotated a few times like gears, and quickly scanned for him and came to a conclusion.

Yunhai "tsk" and put away the phone in displeasure, "Batsy, you are ruining the novelty when I opened the presents." Then she saw Bruce squinting at her and walked into the dim cinema first.

This reaction is really - it's so cute, some people are so serious that Yun Hai can't help but tease her repeatedly, she regards this as a challenge, as for whether the person being challenged will be happy, that's not up to her within the jurisdiction.

Everything around is dark, except for a light on the service desk not far away, and the staff on duty are napping in front of the desk.Two footsteps came from a distance, one brisk and the other steady, chasing after each other, between hunting and playing, and finally turned into a frequency synchronized with the heartbeat.

Pat, clap, clack, gradually approaching, the two figures elongated by the lights passed over the faces of the on-duty staff one by one, and finally were projected on the white wall, and gradually walked into the endless darkness together middle.

With sleepy eyes, the duty officer saw a tall and thin man with a grin almost reaching his ears patting the shoulder of another strong man with white hair.He blinked his eyes, and saw a scene that no one would believe after he said it, in a half-truth.

The clown and Batman, the crime prince of Gotham and the dark knight of Gotham, one almost burst into tears of belly laugh, and the other looked at the former with a helpless smile, and the two walked into the darkness side by side.

What a strange dream, thought the watchman, turning his head from his arm in the other direction.

Late at night is a world of ghosts, but those whispering ghosts retreated before two shadows darker than night.Yunhai and Bruce walked towards the end of the corridor, and finally stopped in front of a closed-door projection hall.

That was the viewing hall indicated by the movie ticket, and a faint light crawled out from the crack in the door.Yunhai stopped Bruce's hand from opening the door, walked ahead and pushed open the heavy door, then leaned against the door, jokingly said in that familiar tone: "Ladyfirst."

Another nasty joke from Joker.Bruce glanced at the sea of ​​clouds, but the latter's face was hidden in the darkness and could not be seen clearly, only a huge grin and sharp white teeth could be seen.

He felt that he was about to get used to this kind of sharp teasing from his mortal enemy. He raised his foot and was about to ignore the address of "Lady" and walked in, but was pulled back by the former holding his shoulder.

"!" In astonishment, Bruce tried his best to restrain the urge to push Joker against the wall, "What are you going to do again? 'Although he didn't say that, his eyes fully expressed his thoughts.

And——Bruce discovered that Yunhai really likes to touch him. He put that restless hand on his waist before, but now he changed his shoulder again, right?Seeing how often this kind of thing happens, one day I will get used to this kind of hands and feet.

Habit.The word made Bruce's eyes darken.Get used to the Joker's touch?Is there anything worse than this?If the other party has a sudden whim and wants to return to the state of the two before...

'You're putting everyone around you at risk, not just yourself. ' The Dark Knight said to himself: 'Wake up, Bruce, and see what you've done. '

'First exchange childhood memories, then what?Do you really want to play this couple game with the clown?Maybe this is just a game he started on a whim? '

But it's really hard to stay sane, especially when Yunkai is so good at flirting, and she even uses this ability in her one-on-one conversation with Bruce, in her every action.

The point is here, the playboy in Gotham really wants to get advice or judgment from an outsider. Is Yunhai really flirting with himself all the time, or is it all his own fantasy?

But unfortunately, he couldn't find such an outsider in real life, because the entanglement between him and Yunhai was so complicated and difficult to understand, even if he planned to talk to someone, he couldn't start it.

And most importantly—Bruce doesn't even know if Yunhai is flirting with him, or if the way she talks is just natural, even if it's not him, it's the same...

The latter idea made Bruce clenched his fists. He didn't understand why it was so simple for Batman and Joker to get along (emmm if you think of fighting each other as getting along), but it was so complicated and even painful to change into Bruce and Yunhai.But now they have gone too far, there is no way back.

Anger burned in Batman's chest, and the raging fire easily swept across the dry grassland in an instant.

Looking at the familiar light in the eyes of the person in front of him, Yun Hai raised his eyebrows and smiled, walked around to his left and quietly slipped into the door.The movement was so light that the former didn't even realize what happened at first.

Standing inside the door, Yun Hai leaned against the door and teased: "I'm talking about me, can you be normal? Huh?"

The slightly lowered hoarseness combined with the rising end sound is simply captivating, like holding a feather to faintly touch Bruce's heart, immediately extinguishing the newly ignited anger, replaced by A different feeling.

Other people's hooking is deadly, and Joker's hooking is also deadly. Both senses are deadly at the same time.

Looking at Bruce, who was motionless like a marble, Yunhai further teased: "Or do you plan to stand outside the door for the rest of your life? I won't accompany you."

"Can you get some fun out of this, Cloud?" Finally, he stepped into the door without hesitation, and when the door slowly closed behind him, Bruce asked the people around him.

"Of course, is it possible that I will still be sad?" Yun Hai lowered his head and used the dim light to distinguish the corresponding seat.

"Fine." Bruce said, his eyes resting on the place where the lower edge of the opponent's shirt was brought up, where a little bit of colorful color was faintly revealed, like a broken viburnum.

As the pictures on the screen switched, the light that could be called dazzling in the dark lit up, illuminating the slender pale waist and the looming bruise covered by the shirt.

The shape of the bruise is familiar, of course, because it's Bruce's own fingerprints on it.During that landing, he hugged Yunhai with such strength that he left his own marks on her body.

"Then let's pray that you won't regret it one day."

"Regret?" Yun Hai couldn't believe that such words would come out of Bruce's mouth, she looked back at Bruce whose expression was hidden in the darkness, then raised her eyebrows and replied provocatively: "Isn't that too boring? "

The corresponding seat on the ticket is in the middle of the back row.When their eyes became familiar with the flickering light, the keen two noticed a person sitting in the middle of the first row almost at the same time.

The other party didn't speak, but watched the movie quietly, so Yunhai planned to pretend that he didn't see it and also focus on the screen.

There is only one regret, that is——

Turning her head close to Bruce's ear, Yunhai hissed: "You should have reminded me to buy popcorn before." Then she got a short and merciless reply: "Concentrate on watching the movie and don't talk."

God, is Bruce going to kill me with boredom?Then he almost made it!Rolling his eyes, Yunhai sat back in his seat and began to study the texture of the chair.

The movie lasted for a long time, and the funny performance and the flickering light made Yunhai fall into a drowsiness very quickly. After an unknown amount of time, she suddenly heard a voice saying:

"Before you leave, please answer a riddle for me."

Hey bro, it's finally here!Just waiting for you!Yunhai opened his eyes energetically, ready to meet the challenge at any time.

"That's: If you're so smart, why haven't you gotten rich."

The smile at the corner of Yunhai's mouth froze.

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