[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 35: A Poor Man

At this time, the advantages of brain wave communication are reflected. In this short period of time, Yunhai has already communicated a lot of things with the system, and at this moment the outside world has only passed by less than a second.

Interpreting Yun Hai's desertion at that second as vigilance, the psychiatrist said sincerely: "If you feel that the two of them are uncomfortable when they are around, I can let them go." To express his sincerity, he was gentle before Yun Hai spoke. He invited the two mercenaries to the door.

The mercenaries have left the sight of Yunhai, but this does not mean anything. Since this is the core area of ​​Arkham, all security is carried out according to the strictest standards. If you wear handcuffs on your hands and anklets on your feet The sea of ​​clouds wants to act rashly, I mean if, then her corset will immediately release the tranquilizer.

In fact, Yunhai didn't want to do anything, she just lazily lay down on the beanbag sofa on the ground according to the instructions of the psychologist (maybe the reason is that unconventional furniture can make patients more relaxed?).

The doctor was stunned for a moment. He had made enough mental preparations before coming here. He thought it would be a disaster to give Joker psychological counseling, but he didn't expect it to go so smoothly.Although this can indeed bring convenience to his plan, it always feels that something is not right, weird.

Subconsciously looking out the door twice, the doctor even wanted to regret calling the two mercenaries who had just left.You guys, did you really bring the right people?But Yun Hai's words at the next moment made him overturn his previous judgment immediately.

Staring at the paper and pen on the low table, Joker asked in an enthusiastic tone, "Is there anything I can do for you, Dr. Roger?" Before Roger even started introducing himself—

This feeling is terrible, like a poisonous caterpillar that fell off your back. If you don't move, you may survive, but if you move, the consequences will be disastrous.A fine layer of sweat emerged from Roger's temples.

"Please don't be too nervous," Yunhai comforted, she stretched out her hand and pointed forward slightly, and after seeing Roger's retraction, she showed a shark-like smile, "It's just that your nameplate fell out of your pocket ’ It’s not about reasoning, it’s not about magic. So take it easy, man.

Luo Jie lowered his head, for a full three seconds, Yun Hai was very curious what he was thinking at this time, and when he looked up again, the other party seemed to have calmed down his emotions.

With a warm smile, the doctor pushed the pen on the paper box to Yunhai and said simply: "Please draw a clock on it, ah, by the way, don't forget to draw the correct time."

The clock-drawing test, also known as the cognitive test, is one of the few psychological tests that Yunhai has little understanding of.

Unlike popular belief, freehand clock drawing is actually a complex behavioral activity involving memory, attention, abstract thinking, design, arrangement, use, number, calculation, time and space orientation concepts in addition to spatial construction skills , sequence of operation and many other cognitive functions.

Because he already knew it in his heart, Yunhai drew a perfect clock on the paper, which was as precise as mechanical parts, and every part was clearly visible, even expressing the relationship between shadow and light and dark almost harshly.

That's the absolute standard answer, it's perfect, it's perfect, it can't be more correct than that, unless...

Yun Hai raised her hand and handed the paper to the doctor. Her eyes followed those dodging eyes eagerly, and then she got the answer she wanted.

"I guess, do you often hallucinate?"

"Doctor." Yunhai didn't answer, but called out.

After seeing Roger looking at her, she crossed her arms on the low coffee table and asked softly, "Do you sometimes feel like this?"

"What?" Realizing that this might be the clown's move to open his heart, Roger's upper body leaned towards the other without him realizing it, and the pen at his fingertips was involuntarily clenched.

He breathed lightly, and then heard the clown's answer.

"You feel like you are another one, but in the body of the Joker (You feel like you are another one, but in the body of Joker)."

"The other person you mentioned, what kind of person is he?" Suddenly there was progress, and Roger asked excitedly, rubbing the record in his hand.

"A poor person." Yun Hai's words were full of emotion and sincere sympathy: "Her hands were covered with blood but she couldn't save anyone, not even herself."

"Her?" The rustling writing stopped, and this unexpected personal pronoun accusative made Roger stop in surprise.

"Don't you believe it?" Yun Hai looked up at Roger.

"No." The psychiatrist denied it almost immediately.Then he said with confidence in the tone he is best at, the tone used to win the trust of patients: "Of course I believe it, I believe what I see with my own eyes! The one sitting in front of me is just an innocent little girl, who can't give me anything at all." Anyone brings misfortune, but just because you share a body with Joker so the blame falls on you—"

In the middle of the journey, Roger stopped, looked at Yunhai sincerely and said: "It is the Joker who committed the crime, not you, right? You are just a powerless woman! Why does the world treat you so cruelly?" A nice, effeminate woman?"

"You can completely rely on me." Roger emphasized in an extremely convincing tone: "As long as we work together, we can successfully separate you from Joker's original personality."

"Then you can be discharged from the Arkham Asylum as a normal person. The doctor is kind. As a doctor, I just want my patient to recover and be discharged as soon as possible. Can you understand my feelings? I really I really want to help you!"

The show is over, but the excitement doesn't seem to have died down.The doctor looked at Yunhai expectantly, waiting for her response.His passionate and surging voice echoed in the small psychological consultation room for a long time.

As for Yunhai, she didn't even care about what the other party said.

After a few seconds of silence, Yunhai turned his head with a strange smile on his face and asked softly, "It's amazing, you actually believe me?"

Then she let out a long, long sigh:

"It's a pity that even I don't believe in myself."

After the consultation, when he got up and was about to leave, Yunhai asked suddenly: "Today is the weekend, Dr. Roger, why don't you go to accompany your wife and daughter?"

Her tone was casual, but her eyes stared at the doctor unblinkingly like two shiny black beetles.

The pressure brought by such sight is unimaginable.Roger flicked his pen a little uneasy, then lowered his head to cover his expression.

"Because they're all gone."

The sluggish voice was full of sadness.

oh? "terribly sorry."

"It's nothing, I'm just, I'm used to it."

Then Yunhai gets everything from that micro expression and body language.

When she came out of the psychological consultation room, when the two mercenaries escorted her back to the deepest part of Arkham, Yunhai called out to the void:

"system."

"what?"

"Things are starting to get interesting."

And Yunhai has a bold guess, a very bold and interesting guess.She seems to have foreseen that interesting future.

And everyone likes fun, don't they?