[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 34: My Batman

Fortunately, when the system was going around in a hurry, Arkham's guards rushed up to hold the host and forcibly evacuated her from the power grid.

"What are you doing? Are you crazy?" The system said with great fear, although it already knew that the host was crazy, but there is no need to remind it again and again! !

But Yunhai ignored its words, and pointed out quietly: "Did you see that lightning? That is, how beautiful it is."

What light?I only saw that the host started to go crazy again!The system is anxious and angry. To be honest, it really wants to use the remaining energy to launch an electric shock to punish the host, but the problem is, what if its host enjoys this punishment extraordinarily? ?

This touched the blind spot of the system. After all, before this, lightning strikes had always been a very effective deterrent method, until it met the current host, Yunhai, until it came to this damned, cursed world.

Thankfully, before Yunhai could say more compliments, someone interrupted their conversation.

"Hi, Joker, we're still wondering when you'll be back!"

Raising his eyelids, Yun Hai saw a big, stupid man walking towards him and putting his hand on his shoulder casually.

'Oh, no, am I familiar with you? With an indifferent face, Yun Hai glanced lightly at the hand on her shoulder, and when she saw that hand swish back as if it had its own vitality, she felt strangely satisfied .

"Who is this?"

"I don't know, someone Joker met in Arkham, probably a passer-by." As usual, the system said the correct nonsense.

The other party's words further confirmed how useless the system's useless nonsense is, "So how is our secret agreement going?"

Looking at the big, stupid guy who was talking to him while winking at him, Yun Hai's facial expression became stiff, and even the ends of his eyebrows began to twitch and twitch.

Can you not wink at your looks?It's really ugly.How about I find you a mirror to look at?

"Secret agreement?" The word actually aroused Yun Hai's interest.

"Yeah, didn't we make a deal? Project an upside-down bat in the sky to honor our Batman the night he died? Honestly, Joker, I think your plan is awesome! "

"My plan?" Biting these words hard, the color of Yunhai's pupils gradually deepened.

However, the person on the opposite side seemed to have not noticed the approaching danger, and was still flattering desperately, "Yes, I am not the only one who thinks so, everyone agrees!"

"Everyone?" Very good, now not only the color of the eyes, but also the end of the speech has begun to pick up.

"Ah, I count, Freeze Man, Crocodile Man, Scarecrow Man, yes, and Riddler Man, they all agree with this plan! Because it is really too innovative—"

The stupid big man who was counting heads with his fingers couldn't continue. He looked at the unusually "bright" smiling Joker in front of him and realized something was wrong, and then asked cautiously: "Well, I made a mistake. what?"

Wrong?What can you say wrong?Of course it is a good "very"!

Whoa, Bruce, you've got so many little fans behind my back?Have you ever asked me the fan captain?ah?No, you didn't, you just radiated your damn charm to the extra people.

"ThisisMINEBatman, MINE! (That's my Batman, mine)." Emphasizing every single word, Yunhai looked up at the silly guy, and the smile on her mouth gradually began to get out of control.

Three minutes later, when the guard led the two mercenaries who came to pick up the clown to the psychological consultation room into the activity room, he was surprised to find that the activity room was in a mess.For unknown reasons, the patients were arguing and huddled together inseparably.

"You bastards! Be quiet! I've only left for a few minutes, and you're in such a mess? Huh?" Wielding batons, the guard rushed into the crowd cursing, leaving behind two mercenaries and a clown watching the show.

The mercenary captain who came along with him glanced suspiciously at the clown, and then met a pair of completely innocent eyes.The latter was leaning against the window looking at the scenery, and seemed to have nothing to do with the commotion in front of him.

"Joker?" The captain asked hesitantly, and got a lazy response from the latter.It's a matter of course here, when Batman is not around, Yunhai feels that he can't cheer up at all.

That's right, after all, the iconic makeup is so hard to admit that you can't admit your mistake: "Come with me, it's time for your psychological consultation."

Counseling time?Yun Hai raised his eyebrows and quickly retrieved Fisher's original words from his memory.Aha, so soon to start?She planned to start the investigation again in a few days, but she didn't expect the other party to be more impatient than she was.But this is also good, it saves a lot of trouble.

Yun Hai obediently left the rest area under the "guard" of two mercenaries, one in front and one in the back, and stepped into Arkham's work area.The psychological counseling room is at the end of the corridor, and a round clock is placed directly above the gate.

"Ah! You're here!" Inside the door with the words "Psychological Consultation Room" hanging, a psychiatrist in a spacious plaid shirt was standing by the door.

Seeing the three people looking over, he plucked his messy hair a little awkwardly, pushed his glasses awkwardly and explained: "Well, I'm sorry, I misremembered the time, I thought it would start in half an hour, you don't mind, do you?" .”

What he showed was a gentle smile that made people feel very good.

"Everyone is pretending, and this easy-going tone and approachable appearance are the disguise of this psychiatrist." Being pushed into the psychological consultation room, Yun Hai commented on the doctor in front of him.

"Host, you are too negative!" Even at this time, the system still does not forget to promote the truth, kindness and beauty to the host. It can really be said that it is heartbroken: "Can't he be, can't he just come to help you?"

"Then what do you think he is for?" Yun Hai stood loosely on the spot, looking at the psychiatrist in front of him with hanging eyes, and two staff members with guns were standing guard on both sides of her.

"Ask for fame? There is no need anymore. The chief psychiatrist of Gotham Arkham Mental Hospital is already the apex he can achieve in Gotham. Ask for money? The reason is the same as above."

"Obviously, the person standing in front of me belongs to a class that is extremely wealthy economically and has an extremely detached social status."

"Then what exactly is he asking for? After I considered all possible options, it seemed that there was only one answer left for me. What kind of doctor would take the initiative to ask to become a psychiatrist in charge of clowns? When he When you regard me as a rare case and try to do an experiment." Yun Hai said firmly.

"Host, you think too badly of people!"

"It's not the difference between good and bad, it's a choice that a sane person would make! If he wants to show kindness, how many people are there in the Arkham Asylum! Is it necessary to come to me? Can anyone tell me?" Understand humans better than humans themselves? Also, don’t forget, this doctor is likely to be the source of the outflow of medicines.”

"Or is he in love with me? Do you believe this reason?"

Believe me.Love, a human high-frequency word.Different from sexual impulse, it is one of the few phrases that come from the human lexicon, but the system cannot find the direct corresponding words in the main lexicon.In other words, either this is a fiction, or it is a kind of supernatural power that only exists in the low-level intelligent race of human beings.

According to the experience gained by the system from several hosts, the boundary of this thing is unclear, and it is really difficult to judge.The system that had just surfaced thought about it, and decided that it would be better to continue diving.

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