[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 18: Fisher's Happy Day

Yunhai did not return to the clown's safe house, but returned to the previous temporary residence.In fact, she stayed in the public rental housing built by the government that night. Of course, the penguin helped with the procedures.

It's almost magical realism. Gotham, which is "abundant with talents", actually has public rental housing that recruits talents. What's even more magical is that the residents in it are gangsters...

It doesn't seem so magical, anyway, it plays the role of recruiting "talents".

However, Yunhai's reasons for not returning to the safe house are quite simple. One is that he is afraid of exposing his normal identity that he pretended to be, and the other is——

Well, as long as she thinks of the girl in her room who seems to be her girlfriend, she will get dizzy!

Although it is said that the head is big, there are sneaks back in the middle of the sea of ​​clouds, peeping jpg.The other party has already left, no text messages, no messages, I hope they have come out of the shadow of the clown.

Yunhai left all the banknotes on him in the safe house, in case the female friend came back due to a difficult life but the clown was not at home.

All in all, after doing all this, Yunhai returned to the life of the poor.

"Making money is like digging a hole with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil." The next morning, Yunhai touched his empty pocket and said with emotion to the system.

"What? Are you going to carry out the plan of becoming Batman's father?" The system who heard the news for the first time sat up in shock, thinking that Yunhai was about to carry out the mission seriously.

Poor system, those tortured by the sea of ​​clouds have hallucinations.

"No, it's just that we should go to complete the second task assigned by the Penguin." He found a green tie and tied it around his neck. Looking in the mirror, it seemed to match Yunhai's pale face.

"Oh—" the system lay back again, and it said with a dead heart: "Call me when you plan to do a task." Yes, it is so ruthless and unreasonable.

What Yunhai will do next is like finding one end of the thread from a pile of wool balls, and then struggling to unravel all the knots, each knot is a mystery, a fog.Speaking of such a thing, it's a bit like solving a crime.

Speaking of solving crimes—

"Do you like to read detective novels? System." When asking, Yun Hai walked to the window, lifted a corner of the curtain and looked out.

It was gray and gloomy, and it was raining lightly outside, and the rain water hit the glass windows, making a pattering sound.The thin and long shadow of the sea of ​​clouds reflected in the window looks extremely melancholy.

"I don't like this setting in my program." The system responded dryly.

"When I was a child," Yun Hai didn't care about the dry answer from the system, but continued on his own: "When I was a child, I liked to read detective novels, those stories where detectives fight criminals in the dark. The scenarios really fascinated me."

"But now that I'm in Gotham, Batman is playing the detective and I'm the criminal, and it just breaks my heart."

"You know what? System, this really breaks my heart."

What does the host want to express?The system listened to the host's complaints in fear, and was careful not to make a sound.If it can, it even wants this moment, right now, right now, right now!Contact the main system!

Fortunately, the scenario of the host going crazy and tearing up the system did not appear, ah, of course it did not. After all, the system is [-]% sure that Yunhai will not be able to find him at all!

Thinking about it this way seems to be a little comforting—what a ghost!

No matter what, Yunhai tidied himself up and was ready to go out!Before leaving, she placed the decorations on her head on the table.

"SeeyouatYaNan." Before stepping out the door, Yunhai turned around and said.

"Who are you talking to?" the system asked out of curiosity.

"And myself." Yun Hai rolled her eyes and replied, she bent down and took out an umbrella from the umbrella stand at the door, and then pushed open the door.

As always, the system that couldn't understand what the host was saying changed the subject very naturally:

"I said, is it necessary for us to rush so early? Anyway, you didn't say the specific time yesterday."

Looking at the still dark sky, it suggested with some concern: "Why don't we go back and wait a little longer?"

"System, do you know the best way to hide a leaf?"

"not sure what it is?"

"That is to put it in the forest, and the morning peak will become my best armed color."

The rain in Gotham is quite distinctive, the oppressive sky divided into countless small pieces by the pale buildings, and the wet ground.Dasein is in the morning rush hour, and the passers-by are all in a hurry, and no one notices the existence of the sea of ​​clouds.

Yunhai walked quietly with his head down, then raised his head to look at the sky at an intersection, and a black bird landed on the top of the tall building.

A poem broke into my brain unexpectedly:

Somebirds are not meant to becaged, their feathers are just too bright. (Some birds are not meant to becaged, their feathers are just too bright.)

Yun Hai stood on the spot and looked up at the sky silently, the emotions of admiration and longing intertwined in her eyes, and finally turned into a sigh of satisfaction.

She lowered her umbrella and walked towards the corner, and then felt a substantial gaze following her back, and a satisfied smile gradually occupied the lower half of her face.

You suspect, but what proof is there Batsy?

It wasn't until he stepped into the destination of this trip, Gotham's only and largest library, that smile could barely stop.

Pushing open the door and walking into the hall, one can see a magnificent ocean of bookcases. The tall bookcases are almost as high as two floors. A thin and hunchbacked old man is climbing down from the ladder on the bookshelf, with a still in his arms. Holding a thick scary hunk.

"You are the cloud, the Penguin told me." Fisher's right leg, which was injured by the wooden warehouse before, was aching, and it was even worse in this humid weather.

"He asked me to ask you if you know the source of the medicine." Yun Hai put the water-ticking umbrella on the umbrella stand beside him, then strolled to Fisher's side and looked him up and down, but didn't intend to help him.

She did her homework before she came here. Fisher didn't do good things, but he did a lot of bad things. Although Penguin ordered Yunhai not to hurt Fisher, the problem is:

"Why are you looking for Yunguan, my joker? Why, do you want to use the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the officials of Jinchao?" Brackets laughed

"You, put the book in the cart in the corresponding position, and I will give you the information and pay you when I am satisfied." Fisher threw the big book in his arms into Yunhai's arms, "And Put this book back too, don't get it dirty."

So in the face of Fisher's rude request, Yun Hai remained motionless, allowing the book to hit his thin chest muscles?and then fell to the ground with a thump, and she squinted as Fisher limped away.

Good guy, looking at such a precious book, he didn't even look back. Was it because he was aggrieved by the Penguin before?

"What are we going to do now?" the system asked compulsively,

"Now we need some makeup." Yun Hai pushed open the bathroom door (please ignore her coquettish operation of accidentally entering and exiting the women's bathroom), put her hands on the marble countertop, and looked at the huge mirror.

Looking up, a tall, thin and haggard adult was reflected in the mirror. When he lowered his head, Yunhai put a thick layer of powder on his face.

Yes, she needs some make-up preparations, pale skin, black eye makeup, vermilion lips (I chose Yunhai's favorite color hahaha), and - green hair - likewarpaint.

When everything was ready, Yunhai put on a black wig and a mask for himself.

"Well, host, can you not do this?" The system's voice was trembling, "You really scare me by doing this."

"As long as he doesn't act rashly, he will be safe." Yun Hai returned to the original place, bent down to pick up the books on the ground, and then pushed the ladder to the corresponding area.There were six full loads of books waiting for her to sort through.

Yunhai grinned, "I promise you."

What if he acted rashly?The system dare not ask.

When the sun went down, the system got its answer.

"I thought you had already left." Fisher came back from the outside, and was surprised to find that the previously messy bookcase had been tidied up and looked brand new.To be honest, he never expected that the people sent by the Penguin would seriously summarize the books after he humiliated him so much.

Opening his arms in surprise, Fisher slowly walked towards the cloud not far away with his back turned to him, the leather soles collided with the marble floor and made a clanging sound.

"Go back and tell your boss, because of the unpleasant meeting last time, it is impossible for me to tell him any information unless he comes by himself."

"And this is your salary, I took two-thirds of it as a commission—" As the distance between the two shortened, Fisher's voice became slower and more hesitant.

He paused when he noticed the rope behind Yunhai's head, and then asked in confusion, "Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Toshowyoulittlejoke." Ripping off the wig and mask, the clown suddenly turned around and laughed.That pale face and bloody mouth directly caused Fisher to fall backwards to the ground!

Half a minute later, Yunhai pried off the other party's safe in front of Fisher (thankfully, the lockpicking skill is a passive talent inherent in this body), and scattered a lot of green banknotes from Fisher's head , happy just like the New Year.

Fisher was very unhappy, no, Fisher was not only unhappy but also began to be afraid, but a person who was tied to a chair was not qualified to express his emotions.

"You know who I am?" Yun Hai bent her head ninety degrees, condescendingly leaned in front of Fisher's face, her voice was jumping, with a nervous feeling, to be honest, she was a little excited now.

"I don't know, I don't know anything, please let me go." Fisher was lying, of course he knew who the person in front of him was, but he didn't dare to say it!

The face covered with white foundation, the deep blue-black eye sockets, and the bright red lips painted with a huge smiley face.Fisher could barely hear his voice trembling when he heard it.

"Let you go?" Yun Hai dragged her voice back and asked, she took out a small knife and gesticulated on Fisher's face, leaving some scratches without bleeding from time to time due to carelessness.

Throwing out an unconcerned apology, Yunhai's eyes were extremely focused, and a few ominous white lights flashed from time to time in a deep smile: "Then you have to say my name." (Then you have to say my name.)

said the clown.

"You know that name, just say it." (You know that name, say it!)

Great fear hit Fisher, his lips twitched, the name that was about to be blurted out was in his mouth but he couldn't make a sound because of the shaking too much.And such hesitation undoubtedly angered the other party.

"SAYIT!"

The threatening and majestic order and the thunder outside the window exploded in Fisher's ears, terrified him, and let out a desperate scream from his throat:

"Joker!"

At this moment, a bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the dark library and the bright red laugh at the corner of Joker's mouth.

The author has something to say: very good, another day when the sea of ​​clouds goes crazy