[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter No.17: APersonalInvite

But it doesn't matter, Yunhai has already thought of an excuse for Bruce:

"Don't be too nervous. After all, billionaires also have petty hobbies. We all know that." Yun Haifei winked at Bruce, who was fidgeting, and then raised his hands to indicate that he was harmless, and then slowly stepped back step by step. Walk towards the back kitchen.

"Youcangowithus." Bruce said suddenly, watching the sea of ​​clouds move away step by step.He wanted to say that you don't need to escape in such a panic, we can face the police together.

If Yunhai knew what Bruce was thinking, she would definitely scoff at it, huh?get away?wrong!She was clearly playing tricks on the police!

"Me?" Yun Hai poked his chest, his eyes widened exaggeratedly, "Do you still remember, my identity?"

Well, although Yunhai often forgets the identity he wants to play, it shouldn't be, Bruce will never forget this, unless——

Unless the little bat is still holding unrealistic fantasies, imagining that one day Joker will jump over the gap between the two buildings and come to his side.

For the Joker himself, this is something that could never happen.For Yunhai, aha, she was already on that side!When all of this is over, she'll be able to live the life she's always dreamed of.

Of course, life without a system.

Looking at it this way, the unrealistic fantasy of the little bat seems to be possible to come true!Of course, it is impossible for Yunhai to tell the little bat about this.

The sea of ​​clouds bypassed the bar and retreated into the depths of the restaurant. Her face was gradually covered by shadows, leaving only two pairs of bright eyes staring at Bruce forever.

Leaning his shoulder on the cold iron door, Yun Hai kicked open the door that said strangers should not enter.Then she tilted her head before retreating into the door, and she revealed a treacherous smile and said, "FarewellB——" The unspoken words were the names both of them knew well.

Yun Hai's face was completely submerged in the darkness, she slowly backed away and disappeared through the door, Bruce let out a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, a second later, Yun Hai suddenly poked his head out from the back kitchen, shaking the unsuspecting Bruce's hands in fright!

Didn't you go the hell? !

"Oh, by the way, I forgot one thing." Yun Hai noticed that Bruce's reaction after being frightened was extremely cute. She had already gone out just now, and now she turned back to remind the latter of one thing.

an invite.

"Do you still remember the reason we started eating?" Putting his index finger on his light-colored lips, Yun Hai smiled slightly and sent out the invitation: "I'll give you a reminder, tomorrow, Yanan Street."

"When and where" Bruce was only about to rush out and grab the goddamn slippery Joker.

"When that moment comes, you'll know it."

After saying these words, Yun Hai completely left.She squatted down and tilted open the opening of the ventilation duct, and then looked inside, it was pitch black.

"System, help me scan the distribution of armed personnel around." Yun Hai tied up his trouser legs, found a barely usable flashlight from the cabinet, and bit it in his mouth.It's much better, and you can see the corner not far away at a glance.

"Wait a minute, I'll send the thermal image to your brain."

Crawling in the ventilation duct, Yunhai took the time to praise the efficient behavior of the system, "I didn't expect you to be useful, System."

Why does this sound weird.The system ignored the awkwardness in his heart, and said proudly: "That is, don't look at who I am."

On the other side, Bruce took the horn dropped by Yunhai to announce to the police outside that the alarm had been lifted, and then he and several other survivors rolled up the shutter door.

Of course, in doing so he had been ignoring the gazes upon him.

"Would anyone mind telling me what happened here?" Gordon, who was the first to step into the restaurant with a wooden warehouse in hand, looked at the murmuring robbers on the ground with a strange mood, and asked the survivors.

Holding a wad of money in their hands, several survivors uttered a lie that was not a lie: "A person who claimed to be a crime consultant negotiated with you on behalf of the robbers, and then defeated these robbers, Sir, If that's what you want to know."

Gordon touched the top of his head with thinning hair and always felt that this matter was weird, but looking at these pure eyes, he felt that there was nothing to ask.

Anyway, the stolen money was recovered, and there were no casualties other than the little girl. It was a happy ending.

"Then Mr. Wayne, are you all right?"

"Me? Very good." Bruce grinned, a standard commercial smile.

When several shocking hostages lined up and stepped onto the police car one after another, the injured little girl whispered in Bruce's ear before getting into the car: "Mr. Wayne, you are very powerful, but you are better than Batman." It's still a little bit short, just a little bit." She used her index finger and thumb to draw a distance of a few millimeters.

"Do you know Batman? He is very powerful! If the two of you act together, all the big villains in Gotham will tremble!" The little girl said with high spirits.

The real Batman, Wayne, couldn't laugh or cry. When he got into the police car with the little girl and her mother, he looked down at the pocket watch in his hand.

'Maybe I should act, this is a good time to catch Joker. Bruce looked at the small red dot representing Joker moving quickly on the watch, and then quickly overturned his previous thought: "No, I still have a lot to do, and I have to go to the police station to record a statement. '

Bruce put his arm on the car window and looked out, pedestrians and traffic rushing back, 'And I have a meeting to attend today. ' he said calmly to himself.

So, he just sat there motionless, watching the little red dot on the watch disappear to the edge of the dial.

When it really disappeared without a trace, Bruce was relieved for some reason, but at this moment, he heard Gordon calling his name, and the other party seemed to have called it several times.

"Bruce Wayne? Are you listening to me?" Gordon cast a stern look through the rearview mirror.

"Yes?" Bruce straightened up immediately and returned an innocent look.

"Violent incidents have occurred frequently recently. I suggest that you try not to go out at night during this period of time. Of course, if some playboys must go out at night to find excitement and enjoy, um, nightlife."

Speaking of this, Gordon gave Bruce a very disapproving look and warned: "Then I suggest that he take seven or eight bodyguards to go out, because each of those thugs is extremely strong, and if something happens, it will waste police force." Go rescue it."

"I think Director Gordon must have misunderstood me." Bruce looked at Gordon sincerely, trying to persuade the latter: "I never go out at night."

Come on, Bruce himself doesn't believe that!As soon as he was halfway through speaking, he couldn't help pursing his lips and laughing.

And our good Chief Gordon responded with a grin through his teeth.

"Better so."

After returning to the Batcave, Bruce completely entered the state of Batman's workaholic.

He has been investigating the recent violent cases in Gotham for the past few days. The people who were caught were all extremely powerful. One person was better than three people, but they were almost useless afterwards.

A general fact that can be barely pieced together from the population of those whose minds have been destroyed is that before the incident, they were injected with some kind of biological agent.

Batman is very confused about this, because it greatly reduces his efficiency in clearing Gotham criminals at night. He speculates that there may be clues in the Penguin, and the accident at the charity auction confirms this.

Please don't get me wrong, Penguin didn't play tricks at the charity auction, but attracted Batman through the accident in the city center, and then took the opportunity to protect the only pharmacy owner who had a clue.

Yes, Penguin is such a thug, he says he doesn't care about reagents, but his body is very honest.

The subsequent investigation was interrupted for a while, until the bug that Batman put on Yunhai worked.

Taking off the earphones, Batman stared blankly at the black instrument, hesitating whether to tell Gordon the clue about Yanan Street.

'forget it. 'Looking at the blinking red warning light, Batman gave up this tempting idea in a strange way.

'It's too dangerous to let Gordon go, I'm here to protect him. '

And maybe in the bottom of his heart, he regarded this matter as a personal invite, an invitation sent by the Joker, only for Batman.

Subconsciously, Batman repelled and even loathed the idea of ​​having a third person involved, even though he didn't realize it at the time.