The days in Tiangong are joyful. Taibai Jinxing reported my affairs in Tiangong to the Jade Emperor. In order to show his kindness, the Jade Emperor did not attack me, a wild monkey in the country. Everyone knows this sign, and with it, I am not afraid of being beaten and killed by heavenly soldiers and generals as monsters.

It's just that this brand looks like a dog tag.

"Your Majesty, the Jade Emperor treats me like a playful beast in a cage." I hugged my Majesty's arm and pretended to cry.

The king picked up the sign and looked at it, the hairs of his anger stood on end, and he said fiercely: "Sooner or later, I will let out this bad breath."

My Majesty and I are like Gou Jian, who is working hard for the Heavenly Court while secretly plotting to overthrow the Heavenly Court, just like underground workers.

To overthrow the Heavenly Court, one monkey is enough for the king, all I have to do is to make suggestions.If you want to beat him with a golden cudgel without saying a word, that's not enough, "My lord, we can't beat the Tathagata Buddha."

"My old grandson has 72 changes and can ascend to the sky and enter the earth, why can't he defeat the Tathagata Buddha?" The king frowned and was very dissatisfied that I underestimated his ability.

I tried my best to persuade the king: "My lord, I really can't beat him. The Tathagata Buddha was transformed by Hongjun's disciples and has been sanctified for many years. You are not his opponent."

Hongjun's disciples are from the same generation as his master... Sun Wukong thought, what a trouble.

"What charter do you have?"

I sighed, "I'm just a wild monkey in Huaguo Mountain. I don't have such great skills, but I just take a step and see. How happy is your majesty letting go of horses recently?"

"Happy, those horses are good, but the gods in the sky are too bad!"

"Has your majesty ever thought that maybe they were good before they became gods, but they became bad after they became gods?"

I live in the Yumajian, and I watch the king let go of the horses on weekdays. Gradually, I got acquainted with a few fairies, "You watch Bi Mawen let the horses go, isn't it so beautiful?" said the fairy in red Pass me a peach, of course it is not a peach grown in Pantaoyuan, but the taste is much better than the peaches in the world.

"Your Majesty is so heroic, you can't see it enough times." I said honestly, although your Majesty is like a monkey, he is much better than those people.

Zi Xin smiled and said: "You, you are so courageous. Do all the fairies in the lower realms of yours talk like this?"

I have never seen other monsters, Zi Xin is a good fairy, don't call me a monster, a goblin, "Demons don't follow any rules, the rules are made by humans. If it weren't for the gods, with so many locks on the body, there would be no freedom. gone."

Zi Xin lowered her head, looking thoughtful.

Soon, the Peach Fair will start, and all the maids in Tiangong will be mobilized, and the scene is even more luxurious than the world.

The king is still brooding over the fact that he did not receive the invitation.

"Don't be impatient, my lord. When our great cause is accomplished, we will have a feast of demons in the Lingxiao Palace. From now on, the Lingxiao Palace will be called the Demon Temple!"

I have to say that I have the talent of fooling people. The king was so excited by me that he wished he could immediately carry the golden cudgel to the Western Paradise to fight with the Buddha.

"It is important to know that you have to be strong to forge iron. Your Majesty has not yet reached the level of cultivation. Your Majesty has only learned top-notch skills after going to Huaguo Mountain to practice immortality for a few years. If you continue to practice day and night... you will be able to defeat the Buddha head-on sooner or later."

The king looked at me suspiciously, "Huh?"

"I don't know if Your Majesty has heard of Honghuangliu..."

"Today's fairy world, human world, and underworld are just broken after the catastrophe of heaven and earth, while the original prehistoric world is hidden in the void. The king's chance is there. The ancestor Hongjun created Daotong back then, but his previous No one has heard of the enemy, but I think these mighty Taoisms must have been passed down, just waiting for the king to reach out for it. But the process must be difficult and dangerous."

Monkey King is naturally not afraid of danger, "Gohan, you know a lot."

I said modestly: "I didn't stay in the Heavenly Court for nothing. I listened more, read more, talked less and made trouble less on weekdays, so I learned a lot of secrets. Many things were told to me by the old laurel tree of Guanghan Palace." I went to Guanghan for nothing. Gong and Wu Gang peeped at Chang'e together and often climbed up the laurel tree. The time the laurel tree spoke suddenly didn't scare me off.Yue Guishu is a chatterbox, he didn’t like Wu Gang so he didn’t say a word to him, Yue Guishu said that Chang’e had long since looked down on the hopeless Wu Gang, even though he was as good-looking as Erlang God... Chang’e fell in love with Erlang God and Marshal Tianpeng , Even the mooncakes given to the gods from all walks of life are specially made for these two people.Recently, the world has come to the spring when all things are revived. The Jade Rabbit is restless and rubs back and forth on the roots of the trees every day, and Chang'e is no exception.What else was there when Chang'e and Wu Gang were under the laurel tree? He saw it clearly.He wants to move, I don't know if the Jade Emperor can let...

I said he would move if he wanted to. It’s no big deal to move so many plants in the heaven. But think about Sha Monk who broke a lamp and was punished as a monster. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are really small-minded. vicious.

Hanging the Jade Emperor's sign, I naturally carried the fairy spirit of the Silk Jade Emperor, and a young man stopped me on the way, "You are the monkey demon from the lower realm."

With a monkey face on my face, I said coquettishly, "It's the little demon. I don't know which god the young master is born to be so handsome."

I actually knew who he was, he was so conspicuously dressed.

The hot-eyed lotus powder skirt, seventeen or eighteen, with two tugs on, do you think you are seven years old?

Nezha was a good boy at first, but he became more and more like his father after laughing away at his mentally retarded father. When he saw monsters, he didn't ask to kill them indiscriminately. Seeing the monkey face approaching him, he hurriedly stepped back. "The Jade Emperor benevolently asked you to stay in the Heavenly Palace, so you must obey the rules and don't bring up the evil spirits from the lower world!"

I smiled and said: "I heard that many gods were once mortals, some got chances, some cultivated and became talented in the ranks of immortals, how could they forget many things in the mortal world in just a few years and become natives of Tiangong ?”

Nezha blushed, "You monkey mother is really sharp-tongued."

I opened my mouth happily, "How can you be a monkey when you see that there are no teeth or sharp points?" We monkeys are so gifted that our mouths can reach to the ears.

"you!"

I wiped my saliva, and as expected, I saw Nezha's disgusted eyes again, "You are here to find my king."

Nezha said angrily, "I have something to do with Monkey Head."

I stopped him and refused to let him in, "My king is the lord of Huaguo Mountain, he has tens of thousands of monkeys and grandchildren, he has more soldiers and horses than you, and his skills are probably better than your father and you combined, you How can you call him the Monkey Head? This is a crime of disrespect. The third prince has always followed the rules, so why do you look down on us monsters? You are racially discriminatory, let me tell you."

Isn't it natural for gods to discriminate against monsters?Why did it become his fault when it got into the mouth of the female monkey.

"The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, so monsters are not living beings? All of you are immortals. In my opinion, cultivation is far from enough. It's better to enter the cycle of reincarnation. It is the right way to correct your stinky problems. .”

Nezha was dizzy from being surrounded. He was not good at arguing, otherwise he wouldn't have cut flesh and bones.

I reprimanded him for a while to relieve my anger before taking him in. As Wukong, I can't allow the king to be underestimated.

The king was reading a book, it looked like he had used it, and the third prince was so frightened that he didn't know what to say, "Monkey head..." After being killed by my eyes, he changed his address, "Sun Tianguan, what book are you reading? "

"Shan Hai Jing."

Nezha asked curiously, "Why do you want to see it?"

The king said: "The gods and monsters here are all very capable, but I have never seen any of them."

Nezha smiled and said: "Those are all strange beasts from the prehistoric times. They disappeared thousands of years ago. It is said that the current Four Seas Dragon Clan is a distant relative of the Prehistoric Dragon Clan. They didn't even have the skills of the Prehistoric Dragon Clan. At that time The real dragon, the tail is placed in the world, and the head can reach the heavenly palace."

The king was taken aback, "Isn't that the same as my golden cudgel?"

"It is said that the Golden Cudgel is a treasure forged by Dayu when he was controlling the water. I figured that when Dayu was controlling the water, it was the time when the dragon, phoenix, and kylin clans were in decline. At my time, there were only two descendants of the phoenix in the world. He is not qualified to be called a phoenix. Sun Tianguan was transformed from the five-colored divine stone of Nuwa, and he is also the spiritual seed of heaven and earth. His cultivation speed and future achievements are much higher than that of a mortal like me."

Sun Wukong suddenly realized that his bloodline was much higher than most of the gods in heaven.

Nezha then talked about the purpose of coming to the Yumajian. "There is an island in the East China Sea. It was originally a blessed place, but it was occupied by monsters. The Dragon King of the East China Sea came up to ask for help, and the Jade Emperor ordered me to go and crusade. I think the heavenly officials are staying in the heavenly court." After a long time, I may want to exercise my muscles and bones, so I want you to join me in becoming king."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, he had already wanted a fight, turned somersault and got off the chair, looked at the third prince's eyes, "It's easy to say, old Sun Zhengchou has no one to play with!"

I said worriedly like an eunuch who prevented his playful master from leaving the palace: "Your Majesty forgot that you still have an errand as a horse supervisor. If you leave, it will be considered a dereliction of duty. There is no one to graze the Tianma."

In fact, the Yumajian is a rather large department. Apart from the chief Bi Mawen, there are dozens of handymen. These people are not gods. Contaminated with fairy energy, he can live for hundreds of years.

"Jade Emperor, I have to say it myself."

I despise Nezha, how much face can he have with the Jade Emperor?

But the king has already agreed, "Alright, I'll go with you."

It's all set, what else can I say?As a subordinate, even if I put all my heart into thinking about my boss, sometimes I will be mistaken for ulterior motives, especially since I am the only female monkey beside the king. Many celestial beings think that I am desperate to keep up with the heavens.

But as a monkey, your Majesty, my behavior should be counted as...climbing a tree?

It's so damn poor that there isn't even a bed.

If the king and I really develop a relationship in the future, are we considered a revolutionary couple?

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The Guanghan Palace at night is so beautiful, for some unspeakable purpose, I went to Guanghan Palace when I had nothing to do, hoping to meet Chang'e or something.If Chang'e used her breasts on me, I would admit that she is still a kind heroine who loves animals. If she drives me away like a wild animal... To put it bluntly, on the day of the rebellion, I will sacrifice Chang'e's head to the flag.

In the back garden of Guanghan Palace, Chang'e planted a yard of lilies and peonies. It is said that all the flowers in the heaven are under the control of Baihua Fairy, and Baihua Fairy's eyes and ears are where the flowers grow.It's a pity I don't have a Lin Daiyu card that can deal death blows to flowers.

There is a Wei Zi flower in the peony garden that is very beautiful. I subconsciously want to smell it, but just as my nose is close to it, Wei Zi suddenly tilts its flower head and avoids my nose. I am blindfolded. What's the matter?Look down on monkeys, don't you?Chang'e can smell you, but mother monkeys can't?

I was extremely sensitive when my appearance fell to the lowest in history, and I grabbed Wei Zi's slender waist angrily, and wanted to pull him out of the soil.

"What are you doing!" A male duck whose voice was changing his voice screamed angrily, it's so ugly!

His hand suddenly disappeared, and Wei Zi disappeared, replaced by a young man in a dark purple toga, who was looking at me angrily and disgustedly, "Shameless female monkey! All the flowers in the world are just smelling it, and the flowers and plants in the heavens have it." Ling, you dare to put your nose close, you are shameless."

Hua didn't smell it and was scolded. I was so angry that I pointed to him and said, "Who is shameless! You just put on a robe with your bare legs and chest exposed, and you dare to say that I have no shame!"

"You!" He was furious, "Stinky monkey!"

"The shower I just took this morning smells so good!"

The two of us were arguing and attracted the attention of another voyeur. Wei Zi tiptoed to look at the pavilion, and saw a particularly strong buttocks arched, crawling forward cautiously. Wei Zi looked disgusted, "It's him again!" , and here he is again."

I also watched the excitement, "Who is it?"

Wei Zi flicked his sleeves, changed out of his underwear behind my back, and ran away without replying, of course I had to follow.

He stood in front of the voyeurs and said sarcastically, "Marshal Tianpeng doesn't train his troops well, what are you doing here at Guanghan Palace? If the Jade Emperor finds out, Marshal will be hard to argue with."

The man in the grass is Marshal Tianpeng, "Hey, brother Wei Zi, you're being polite."

Marshal Canopy stood up. This canopy was unusually strong, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, fat but not greasy. If you look hard, you can still see a bit of beauty.It's a pity that Chang'e is not good at this, she likes Erlang Shen.As a wolf friend who has been spying on the beautiful sister for several days, I have a little sympathy for Marshal Canopy.

Seeing me looking at him, Tianpeng winked at me. Wei Zi saw it, and sneered and said: "I don't know how many people have been peeping at my fairies over the years, but this is the first monkey monster, let alone one from the lower realm." The female monkey demon."

I squinted at him, why, female monkey monsters are not allowed to have aesthetics and like beautiful fairies.

I dusted off the dew on Wei Zi's body that I accidentally touched just now, and said, "Everyone has a love for beauty, and Marshal Canopy's heart is full of joy. Fairy Chang'e is standing outside the Guanghan Palace and waiting for the fairy's orders at any time. This kind of friendship is really amazing. I'm touched."

These words moved Marshal Tianpeng to the point of tears, if another fairy said maybe he would stop hugging Pipa.But it was embarrassing for a female monkey to say this, so Marshal Tianpeng had no choice but to hand over his hands to express his appreciation.Although Wei Zi is a male flower, she has a delicate mind, provocatively said: "You talk to him, but some people think you are a female monkey and don't like to look at you more."

It's also a monkey, the king is handsome and compelling, but I am lackluster, with small eyes, a flat nose, and a wide mouth. I still have a Chinese face, and I'm a little dark.Who do you think you can talk to?With this appearance, she is still single after decades of staying in Huaguo Mountain, let alone gaining the King's favor.Monkeys can't even look down on people, let alone people. I just hope that when I transform into a shape, I can have good luck and become more beautiful.

Hearing that Daji has a secret recipe for becoming beautiful, I found a chance to ask for advice, and thought that Daji would have been killed by Nezha and others. Nezha had been a god for many years, and Daji would have died a long time ago.

Marshal Tianpeng talked all kinds of things, Wei Zi finally agreed to let him go, and he drew a boundary, "You can't enter the boundary from now on."

Marshal Canopy is now a person under the eaves and had to bow his head, and he fully agreed, "It should be." Wei Zi saw that Marshal Tianpeng, a powerful fairy, was so respectful to him, a little flower fairy, with his tail curled up, Lao Gao snorted Then I went back to the Peony Garden.

It's just me and Marshal Canopy.

Marshal Tianpeng will be the king's younger brother in the future, and my king's subordinate, so isn't he—the second young master?

But the king is destined to rebel, and he probably won't have the chance to go to the west to learn scriptures, so naturally he and Tianpeng will not become brothers.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Although Marshal Tianpeng would please women, he had no experience with female monkeys. "You are..."

I scratched the furry back of my hand, strangely, my own hair is still so itchy, "My name is Sun Wufan..." Hey, I suddenly thought that Wei Zi shouldn't be called Wei Zi, Wei Zi is a flower name, " Marshal, I have to leave first."

Naturally, the canopy would not leave me, and I ran not far away, Wei Zi turned into a flower and stuck in the soil, I looked around and saw him a purple peony, I must be right, "You have become a human. "

Wei Zi ignored me.

Yo heh.

I am fat.

"I'll smell you if you don't become a human." I just remembered that flowers are plants, and sure enough, Wei Zi turned into a human again after being threatened like this.

He stared at me, "What a shameless female monkey!"

I am tired of hearing this sentence again, so I can't change it.

"Wei Zi, I suddenly remembered that Wei Zi is a flower name, not your name. What's your name?"

Wei Zi stared at me fiercely and said nothing, I suddenly realized, "Aren't you losing face, I'll get you one."

Wei Zi's eyes lit up, and he said disgustedly: "What name would you have for a female monkey? You are actually called Sun Wufan."

Why, the two words are the same as Dawang.

"Your surname is Wei, how about Wei Shufen?"

Wei Zi chased me and wanted to hit me, so of course I ran away, and of course he couldn't outrun our monkey with excellent escape skills.

The king and Nezha went to the East China Sea to subdue demons. I asked the Buddha to bless him and never have any trouble with the dragon girl.

The days when the king is away are as lonely as snow. After the king has been away for three days, three years have passed in the world. How many things can happen in three years? A young monk and a monkey who are fast can make soy sauce.Fortunately, our king is not only a mother, he would not look at any female monkeys differently in Huaguo Mountain. Some monkeys said that the king has a high vision and can follow the natural law of the reproduction of all things in spring.I think the real reason is that the king is a spiritual creature made of stone, with high abilities, but he may not have a heart.

The king came back on the fourth day, his eyes became more determined.

I took a look, and I was relieved when I saw that the king didn't bring the dragon girl back, but I remember that the one who had trouble with the dragon girl was Marshal Tianpeng. Princess.

I stepped forward and said, "Congratulations, King, you have returned in triumph."

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